View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
blondhottie
07-27-2013, 11:58 AM
Yeah, the "You should get a real job" and "You seem too intelligent to be doing this" comments are quite annoying. Um, let's see, I don't have to leave my house, I make decent money, I can be my own boss and set my own hours, and I can ban people if they're rude to me-seems pretty intelligent to me! :)
Rose_Who
07-27-2013, 02:25 PM
I had one the other day that was WITNESSED by some of my fellow camgirls who I had perving my room. (God bless you, Stripperweb Chat.)
Some D-bag with "dom" in his name starts asking about my submission shows, and I gave him a rundown of the things that I can/will do... It all seemed pretty promising until
SirMasterDomlyDom: So could you stand up so I can see what I'm paying for?
Me: Standing is $2 GOLD. I have it written in my room topic.
SirMasterDomlyDom: But we're going to exclusive. You know I'm good for it.
Me: *feigned innocence* It's not that I doubt you, it's just that if some other guy sees me standing for you for free, then they'll expect the same treatment.
SirMasterDomlyDom: There's nobody else in here, though.
Me: Nobody else SIGNED IN. I know for a fact that you can view these cams without an account. Anyone could be watching.
SirMasterDomlyDom: You're getting your money anyway. Why pay to stand up?
Me: It's the rules. If I break them for you, I have to start breaking them for everyone.
SirMasterDomlyDom: I'm not new to this site. I know the rules.
Me: It's my personal rules.
SirMasterDomlyDom: There are Russian chicks with their cunts out in free chat and you're telling me I have to pay you to stand up?
Me: Yes. If you don't like my rules, then you can get out. If you want one of those Russian chicks with her cunt out, then go to HER room. And, by the way, below-the-belt nudity in free chat IS against the sitewide rules, and they are risking their accounts being suspended or banned by doing that.
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Plain and simple. I have MY rules and MY prices. If you don't want to pay MY rates, then find someone else.
Snowy0Star
07-27-2013, 05:38 PM
I had one the other day that was WITNESSED by some of my fellow camgirls who I had perving my room. (God bless you, Stripperweb Chat.)
Some D-bag with "dom" in his name starts asking about my submission shows, and I gave him a rundown of the things that I can/will do... It all seemed pretty promising until
SirMasterDomlyDom: So could you stand up so I can see what I'm paying for?
Me: Standing is $2 GOLD. I have it written in my room topic.
SirMasterDomlyDom: But we're going to exclusive. You know I'm good for it.
Me: *feigned innocence* It's not that I doubt you, it's just that if some other guy sees me standing for you for free, then they'll expect the same treatment.
SirMasterDomlyDom: There's nobody else in here, though.
Me: Nobody else SIGNED IN. I know for a fact that you can view these cams without an account. Anyone could be watching.
SirMasterDomlyDom: You're getting your money anyway. Why pay to stand up?
Me: It's the rules. If I break them for you, I have to start breaking them for everyone.
SirMasterDomlyDom: I'm not new to this site. I know the rules.
Me: It's my personal rules.
SirMasterDomlyDom: There are Russian chicks with their cunts out in free chat and you're telling me I have to pay you to stand up?
Me: Yes. If you don't like my rules, then you can get out. If you want one of those Russian chicks with her cunt out, then go to HER room. And, by the way, below-the-belt nudity in free chat IS against the sitewide rules, and they are risking their accounts being suspended or banned by doing that.
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Plain and simple. I have MY rules and MY prices. If you don't want to pay MY rates, then find someone else.
i started watching u when ur talking about breaking the rules for him and everyone else then the cunt out part and i was like WTF did he ask for. he was trying so hard (eyeroll) so many guys never learn sadly. dont feed bad about loosing him hes an entitled fuckard if they're seroius they'll pay some like to try and get free dirty by having u say all the shit u do thats why i say im "open minded im down for whatever lets go pvt so u can tell me whats on ur mind" i know u cant do that because of ur niche but im vanilla. you try saying that u'll get some pretty out there shit XD
Glamourmilf
07-28-2013, 09:20 AM
Yesterday, mostly everything I heard on cam irritated me. (But Saturday daytime always sucks for me anyway. I banned more people than I normally would).:smellie_f Mostly those same old screen names that appear everytime I cam.
One guy who used to be a regular, enters free chat the same time every Saturday and just sits there and says the same thing every week- "Will You Come to England? Give me your phone number. "
I hadn't even come close to my weekly goal, and it was at the end of my shift, so I banned him!! Of course I get an e-mail right away asking why.
I'm done with Saturdays. I turn into a raging b-e-a-t-c-h, and then Sunday rolls around, and I'm usually too pissed to go online. Argghh!:headache:
CanadianRuby
07-28-2013, 09:58 AM
If you ban someone is it permanent? How can they still email you if you have banned them?
I block SO many people myself...I don't tolerate rude profiles, entitled as assholes, dick pictures, creepy pedos....uhg. It sucks because they can still see my profile if they log out of their account and google it (can't see public photos though)...but yeah...bunch of asshats.
VictoriaChaos
07-28-2013, 10:04 AM
Depends on the site but on know on Streamate you can choose to block messages also.
JGB2009
07-28-2013, 11:42 AM
this what someone said in my chat room today..............
"if anyone in the usa or canada tips her 100, I'll totally phone the tipper"
dezzysong
07-28-2013, 01:08 PM
I am very new to this, last night was day #4, but I had a really weird cam session that went something like this (paraphrasing as it went on for much longer):
Guy: Do you have workout clothes bb?
Me: Yes I do (proceeds to dress in work out clothes)
Guy: What is your favorite dessert bb?
Me: Brownies with icecream and chocolate sauce
Guy: Sounds good, now if you could turn a person into brownies with ice cream and chocolate sauce, would you?
Me: Sure, if they wanna be eaten right away, because I love it!
Guy: Would you feel guilty?
Me: Not really, well... maybe a little.
Guy: What about me bb, if you could turn me into brownies with ice cream and chocolate, would you do that bb?
Me: ... Sure, if you like to be eaten
*long pause*
Guy: now bb, if you could be an article of clothing, what would you be?
Me: Hmm, probably a sexy black dress.
Guy: if you could turn someone into an article of clothing, would you?
Me: yeah sure
Guy: What would you turn them into bb?
Me: Hmmm... a pair of booty shorts
Guy: What about me bb, what article of clothing would you turn me into?
Me: Maybe a nice, sheer, see-through bra, that would be so hot
Guy: yeah, how long would i last as your bra bb?
Me: Probably for a while, I would wash you with my other clothes and wear you all the time.
Guy: think of something that does not last very long bb, what could you turn me into that is intimate but doesnt last too long?
Me: ... a pair of panties? You would.. .get dirty that way and wouldn't last very long as my panties
*long pause*
Guy: think of something more intimate and something that lasts not very long at all, what could I be baby that only lasts a few hours..
Me: .... Uhhh.... a... tampon?
Guy: Yyeaahh how long would I last as your tampon babe??
Me: ... just 3 hours babe
Guy: yyeahhh then what bb, what would happen to me as your tampon??
Me: .... you would get very dirty and used... then I would throw you away?
*loooooong pause for like almost a full minute*
*guy logs off*
... I was SO lost this entire time, I do not know how he found anything I was saying even remotely sexy hahah
VictoriaChaos
07-28-2013, 01:20 PM
^Wow.
All I can say is wow.
I laughed so much it brought tears to my eyes.
dezzysong
07-28-2013, 01:40 PM
Haha weirdest conversation of my life; all of it was crazy, but the most confusing part to me was the workout clothes?? What did they have to do with anything? I did not move at all, just sat on the couch and answered questions :P
Guy: think of something more intimate and something that lasts not very long at all, what could I be baby that only lasts a few hours..
Me: .... Uhhh.... a... tampon?
Haha, wow, you were quick at figuring him out... I would probably be so lost.
Remembered these videos and thought I'd share.. sex workers can be so quick on our feet xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvxKDeViK4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IygNY6FesaU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXnjSIJvJkk
dezzysong
07-28-2013, 02:52 PM
Haha, wow, you were quick at figuring him out... I would probably be so lost.
There was more to the conversation but based on how much he paused for the dirty panties thing, I kind of went from there haha... but throughout the whole thing I was extremely confused... after watching those prank videos it makes me wonder if that's what he was doing :P
There was more to the conversation but based on how much he paused for the dirty panties thing, I kind of went from there haha... but throughout the whole thing I was extremely confused... after watching those prank videos it makes me wonder if that's what he was doing :P
Naw, girl, I think he may have been legit judging just by what you posted. It sounded like he was combining all of his fetishes... like feeder (you eating icecream), girls working out (and losing weight/feeling guilt about eating), humiliation, and being an inanimate object... I'm not sure what the correct slang is for those, but you see them on clips4sale.
I've had guys want me to workout or get into workout clothes.. or talk about me eating... but never really combined LOL Maybe he was just getting really excited/ahead of himself.
VictoriaChaos
07-28-2013, 03:45 PM
"Think positive, think positive!"
Omg, thank you Qurl.
You just made my day.
Snowy0Star
07-28-2013, 03:52 PM
plus that show looks like it lasted way too long to be a prank prankers dont want to spend too much money notice how those prank calls were all like 2.30 mins? i bet prankers only last like less then 30 to about a min on a cam site
plus that show looks like it lasted way too long to be a prank prankers dont want to spend too much money notice how those prank calls were all like 2.30 mins? i bet prankers only last like less then 30 to about a min on a cam site
Yeah, I doubt we get many prankers on cam sites..the jokes on them as they're spending quite a bit of money xD We definitely get guys that ask us to do stuff just so they can record it and put it on tube sites though.
The ones I posted might be real because it's a college humor comedian, and what's paying $6-$10 for material for a comedy video to them?
I hope they're real, because those ladies did a pretty good job lol
IsobelWren
07-28-2013, 08:29 PM
Naw, girl, I think he may have been legit judging just by what you posted. It sounded like he was combining all of his fetishes... like feeder (you eating icecream), girls working out (and losing weight/feeling guilt about eating), humiliation, and being an inanimate object... I'm not sure what the correct slang is for those, but you see them on clips4sale.
I've had guys want me to workout or get into workout clothes.. or talk about me eating... but never really combined LOL Maybe he was just getting really excited/ahead of himself.
^
http://www.teamvalkyrieftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/preach.gif
Guy: Sounds good, now if you could turn a person into brownies with ice cream and chocolate sauce, would you?
Guy: What about me bb, if you could turn me into brownies with ice cream and chocolate, would you do that bb?
Me: ... Sure, if you like to be eaten
*long pause* AKA furious masturbation
...
Guy: think of something more intimate and something that lasts not very long at all, what could I be baby that only lasts a few hours..
Me: .... Uhhh.... a... tampon?
Guy: Yyeaahh how long would I last as your tampon babe??
Me: ... just 3 hours babe
Guy: yyeahhh then what bb, what would happen to me as your tampon??
Me: .... you would get very dirty and used... then I would throw you away?
*loooooong pause for like almost a full minute* AKA furious masturbation
The bits I've cut out from your OP are what I'm thinking is definitely vore fetish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia), or some kind of something related to vore, at least in the tampon thing. He wants to be part of your body, like in vore, but he also wants to be soiled, ruined, and thrown away...like humiliation...well, I guess it's still like vore, because a lot of the vore guys are super into turning into your poop at the end, which is the same kind of thing.
You might want to pick up The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices (http://www.amazon.com/dp/1569800111). Someone mentioned it on the forum a while back, and it's one of my text books in school. They have some stuff in there that's so far out that even I, a person into BDSM who has been a fetish model since 2004 and a cam girl since 2008 who is going to grad school for human sexuality, don't believe it's real. I'm sitting here yelling at the book, "Nobody DOES that! You are Making That Up!" Still though. It's comprehensive as hell, and if you start filming clips for Clips4Sale, it'll be your bible when you're running out of inspiration.
When in "am I being punked?" doubt:
If they're paying me = they have some fetish I've never heard of before and I will take it seriously like it's my job. Because...well...it is.
If they're in free chat = I'm being punked. Or they're a cheap fuckwad. Either way, "tee hee, I'll discuss it more in exclusive chat." and kick/ban if they keep fucking with me.
"Shoe on head bb" (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/put-shoe-on-head) = Unilaterally, I am being punked.
But no, seriously? The transcript you posted displayed some serious intuition, quick thinking, and tolerance of things that seemed odd. I'm so proud of you! Keep it up newbie! You're going to do really well!
http://media.tumblr.com/991257c4b91086696284aa00e7a21e6e/tumblr_inline_mixsb4fKQ01qz4rgp.gif
Thymian
07-28-2013, 08:52 PM
"I think I love you but need a payment plan lmao You are such a hottie but your rate is troublesome in this obama economy."
Yeah dude I'm sure obama's all about balancing your spank bank deficit.
chloemay
07-28-2013, 09:13 PM
"I think I love you but need a payment plan lmao You are such a hottie but your rate is troublesome in this obama economy."
Yeah dude I'm sure obama's all about balancing your spank bank deficit.
You do realize that Obama is to blame for everything from the economy to global warming to that particular guy's inability to get laid. . ;-)
PrincessLavender
07-29-2013, 07:40 AM
"love hug teal Boobs"
I'm assuming he meant "love huge real boos" but this made me laugh.
Rose_Who
07-29-2013, 08:54 AM
"love hug teal Boobs"
I'm assuming he meant "love huge real boos" but this made me laugh.
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caseychambers
07-29-2013, 11:14 AM
ANYTHING involving a man telling me it's "bad for me" as a woman to be doing this and that I'm "too pretty to cam."
1. It's MY body and it's GOOD for me as a woman to make my own decisions. I feel comfortable and make money = good decision.
2. I thought of camming in the first place because being pretty in a typical workplace creates all kinds of bullshit. Or, honestly, just being a woman. I first considered camming because it seemed so easy to make money off of having a decent look. I know it's much more than that now, but seriously.
3. YOU ARE CREATING THE NEED FOR THIS SERVICE that you think is soooooo bad for women, ya nut.
Hate these dudes. Ban ban ban ban ban.
dezzysong
07-29-2013, 12:26 PM
The bits I've cut out from your OP are what I'm thinking is definitely vore fetish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia), or some kind of something related to vore, at least in the tampon thing. He wants to be part of your body, like in vore, but he also wants to be soiled, ruined, and thrown away...like humiliation...well, I guess it's still like vore, because a lot of the vore guys are super into turning into your poop at the end, which is the same kind of thing.
Whaaaaaat? o__o But... how does that...? MAN do I have a lot to learn, haha. There is a part of me that seriously wonders what in a persons life caused them to associate such ridiculous things with sexual arousal? Only the human race...
You might want to pick up The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices (http://www.amazon.com/dp/1569800111). Someone mentioned it on the forum a while back, and it's one of my text books in school. They have some stuff in there that's so far out that even I, a person into BDSM who has been a fetish model since 2004 and a cam girl since 2008 who is going to grad school for human sexuality, don't believe it's real. I'm sitting here yelling at the book, "Nobody DOES that! You are Making That Up!" Still though. It's comprehensive as hell, and if you start filming clips for Clips4Sale, it'll be your bible when you're running out of inspiration.
When in "am I being punked?" doubt:
If they're paying me = they have some fetish I've never heard of before and I will take it seriously like it's my job. Because...well...it is.
If they're in free chat = I'm being punked. Or they're a cheap fuckwad. Either way, "tee hee, I'll discuss it more in exclusive chat." and kick/ban if they keep fucking with me.
"Shoe on head bb" (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/put-shoe-on-head) = Unilaterally, I am being punked.
But no, seriously? The transcript you posted displayed some serious intuition, quick thinking, and tolerance of things that seemed odd. I'm so proud of you! Keep it up newbie! You're going to do really well!
Well thank ya :) I do my best, haha. Really, though, I wouldn't mind doing shows like that all the time! Apart from being strange, it was a nice break from what other guys were asking. I can see why people specialize in fetish stuff. I undoubtedly would love to if I only knew enough about them; definitely going to do my research (I put that encyclopedia on my Amazon Wishlist!). For example, I've had this guy (screen name: stumpy) who at first would just talk about how he had an accident at work where he cut off his left hand at the wrist, and he described it in detail. I vaguely recall watching a Maury show years ago (lol) where people had cut off limbs on purpose, because it was some strange fetish. He came back the night after and did cam to cam, where he showed me his wrapped up arm (hand obviously still attached) and I kept pretending it was really missing when talking about it. He left after about 10 minutes of talking about it. He didn't get off or anything while on cam with me, I'm thinking it may be because I wasn't handling it right? I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to console him, find it sexy, find it shocking, or what? This is something I'll definitely google before getting online tonight, haha.
scarlettbelle
07-29-2013, 01:24 PM
This guy keeps coming into my room and writing pages worth of hilariously crazy stuff. He's not a premium customer, so I only see what he writes when I bother to open the free chat section. Here's what I got today:
hi my lolypop!!!
ha ha ahaha
day by day ur eyes r becoming so passionate
a sexy look!!
why?
r u eating carrots?
hey
hey
ha ha ahah
no
no
no ! omg!
will u b mine net-girlfriend forever?
^,^
answer plz!!!
oh my rosy lips , chubby chicks n big eyes n big boobed CYNDRELLA!!! ^;^ love u sweety!!!
WHAT THE FUCK. :O
IsobelWren
07-29-2013, 02:53 PM
Whaaaaaat? o__o But... how does that...? MAN do I have a lot to learn, haha. There is a part of me that seriously wonders what in a persons life caused them to associate such ridiculous things with sexual arousal? Only the human race...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsez60K0t81qmgd01o1_400.gif
Yep. Scat is, "a fetish too far" for me. Definitely does not fit into the tolerance, "your kinks are not my kinks but your kinks are okay" for me. No. Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad. I got a shit eater/piss drinker/puke eater on cam once and I wanted to find where he lived, get the names of everyone who made him this way and then bomb them all to death. Him, I would have shot execution style...after pulling his dick off. Seriously, it was that bad. And non-consensual. I made a post about it in this thread, but I won't inflict it on you.
For example, I've had this guy (screen name: stumpy) who at first would just talk about how he had an accident at work where he cut off his left hand at the wrist, and he described it in detail. I vaguely recall watching a Maury show years ago (lol) where people had cut off limbs on purpose, because it was some strange fetish. He came back the night after and did cam to cam, where he showed me his wrapped up arm (hand obviously still attached) and I kept pretending it was really missing when talking about it. He left after about 10 minutes of talking about it. He didn't get off or anything while on cam with me, I'm thinking it may be because I wasn't handling it right? I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to console him, find it sexy, find it shocking, or what? This is something I'll definitely google before getting online tonight, haha.
OMG! I GOT THAT GUY TOO! Young guy? Kept his head off cam but the left "amputated" hand prominently in frame? Wrapped his hand in white bandages? LOL! Same pattern w/me. First visit, no cam. I asked him all kinds of questions about, "how did you feel about it?" to see the way that he wanted me to react, but he never really gave me anything to work with. Very non-committal answers. In the end, I acted sympathetically, like it was not a big deal and also sexy. At the time I thought maybe he'd actually lost the limb (he told me it was in a car accident) and was just looking for a little female sympathy and reassurance. Second visit, cam with fake amputation. Same exact thing happened w/me. He didn't jerk it, he stayed for 10-15 min, then left abruptly. He definitely seemed unsatisfied both times. I figured if I'd done something wrong he wouldn't have come back a second time but what do I know?
The disorder:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia
ChopperM
07-29-2013, 03:07 PM
visa0770: hey u
do you have a long tongue?
Me: "I think I do. And it's pierced" *winks*
visa0770: dont hide it stick it out
:-P
Me: "Visa can you read my room topic? You should be a gentleman and tip instead of just making demands"
visa0770: sorry ur 2 fat. every $1 is only going to stick more fat in ur body
bye
....
It's funny how guys can go from interested one minute to repulsed the second we call them out for being an entitled cheap ass.... And I also wonder why he wandered into my room because curvy is literally the first word in my show text
visa0770: sorry ur 2 fat. every $1 is only going to stick more fat in ur body
bye
Ugh, what a loser. $1 will only make you richer, and he'll still be a poor douchebag. :D
The freeloaders who ask me to stick out my tongue are the most annoying asses on the planet.
VictoriaChaos
07-29-2013, 03:29 PM
I love the guys that ask just to see your shoes.
That'll be two gold please.
Than they bitch and complain that's not worth two dollars.
Than someone will come in and tip more just to see the shoes.
Thymian
07-29-2013, 05:09 PM
I'm thinking it may be because I wasn't handling it right?
*rim shot*
LilyAnderson
07-29-2013, 05:13 PM
This is the greatest thread of all time.
stalkercreep: OMG BABY YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MAKE ME CUM TONIGHT I PROMISE YOU 3000 TOKENS TOMORROW I PROMISE BABY PLEASE
me: OMG BABY PLEASE MAKE ME CUM RIGHT NOW I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL OF MY NONEXISTENT TOKENS BB PLEASE MMMMM YES I PROMISE BB TOMORROW
-ban-
dezzysong
07-29-2013, 06:25 PM
Yep. Scat is, "a fetish too far" for me. Definitely does not fit into the tolerance, "your kinks are not my kinks but your kinks are okay" for me. No. Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad. I got a shit eater/piss drinker/puke eater on cam once and I wanted to find where he lived, get the names of everyone who made him this way and then bomb them all to death. Him, I would have shot execution style...after pulling his dick off. Seriously, it was that bad. And non-consensual. I made a post about it in this thread, but I won't inflict it on you.
Hahaha, and then feed his body to sharks, and then throw the sharks into a volcano.
Seriously though, I am terrified of this happening when a guy comes into the room an instantly takes me to exclusive. Not just because it's "bad business ethic" to say no entirely to requests, but because I just wish to go on pretending people like that don't exist if I can't see them. <_<;
OMG! I GOT THAT GUY TOO! Young guy? Kept his head off cam but the left "amputated" hand prominently in frame? Wrapped his hand in white bandages? LOL! Same pattern w/me. First visit, no cam. I asked him all kinds of questions about, "how did you feel about it?" to see the way that he wanted me to react, but he never really gave me anything to work with. Very non-committal answers. In the end, I acted sympathetically, like it was not a big deal and also sexy. At the time I thought maybe he'd actually lost the limb (he told me it was in a car accident) and was just looking for a little female sympathy and reassurance. Second visit, cam with fake amputation. Same exact thing happened w/me. He didn't jerk it, he stayed for 10-15 min, then left abruptly. He definitely seemed unsatisfied both times. I figured if I'd done something wrong he wouldn't have come back a second time but what do I know?
OH MAN that is DEFINITELY the same guy, haha!! He must just go from room to room doing the same routine? I wonder if he himself is just newly exploring his fetish? Because, like you said, it was hard to see where he was going with it; maybe he doesn't even know yet? Those type of people make me cringe from embarrassment after they disappear. I'm left thinking I was terrible and he hated me lol. I use almost the whole 30 seconds meant for getting dressed just staring into the webcam feeling humiliated. I feel slightly better about it now, though... I'm just hoping if he comes back for thirds tonight he'll give me more to work with. :loco:
IsobelWren
07-29-2013, 11:08 PM
Yesterday, when on cam, I got this little gem:
Dude: Hey- what are you studying in college?
Me: I'm a psych major and Philosophy minor.
Dude: You must really love Freud then huh?
Me: ummmm. no.
Dude: Get it? Cuz all his theories were about sex?
Omg. yah. Since I'm a camgirl, the only thing I'm interested in is sex, even in my intellectual pursuits. Of course. Makes total sense. *eyeroll.
And besides, despite being the father of psychotherapy, Freud knew less than Jon Snow. Dude was just making shit up! Plus, he allowed one of his clients to keep being raped by her father (a friend of his) just to see what would happen to her, mentally. (<-This last is just what I've heard, I have no personal proof, never cared enough to look it up)
Ah, to be back in the early days of science, where one could just make shit up and have it stick. These days I have to go through the IRB, do a lit review, proof, check, double check, and triple check all my shit only to receive letters saying I'm too dumb to live and my research is worthless.
IsobelWren
07-29-2013, 11:48 PM
Excl chat
Him: i want to cum in [y]our mouth and have you give it back to me
"Sure baby! Which dildo you want? Black, white, or clear?"
Him: nig
Him: i want to eat my cum from your mouth or pussy
Shocked, I laugh, "Wait. You want to snowball your own cum, so the dildo would be the same color as you, yet you called yourself the N-word?"
Him: lol
Him: only for white girls
Him: i want to give you an interracial baby
I grin, "I would LOVE an interracial baby! She would be so pretty!" I go into detail about how much I would love our interracial baby.
Him: ever been pregs?
"Nope. You gonna fix that?"
Him: i will keep fucking you until you are
Him: make your belly grow
"Everyone would know it was your baby. I would be so pregnant! All big and full of your child."
Him: cause i'll video it
I bust up, "You'll video tape the birth?"
Him: no, you fuckin me
"Oh! Well that would be hot-"
Him: and send it to everyone on your facebook
Him: your friends, family
Him: your daddy
I know he's trying to get me to be mortified, but this whole thing is so ridiculous that I can't even go along with it. It seems clear to me that a good part of his fetish has to do with the stupid, overplayed, stereotypical, "white girls are ruined by black men" fetish shit and the rest of it has to do with humiliating me by me being seen doing a black guy (someone should tell some of my exes this). And I'm not feeling in a mood to humor it. So I'm going to do my best to ruin his boner for the rest of this chat.
"Oh! I wonder how many of them would be turned on by it!"
Him: creep
"Do you think any of them would jack off to it? My aunt might." I start randomly listing non-existent people on my facebook who might be turned on by this.
Him: cream pie you over and over
Him: ever take it black?
Giggling that he's ignored my last comment so hard, I reply, "Plenty of times. I've taken it all colors. I'm an equal opportunity fucker."
Him: why no babies then
Your sex ed is a fail! I try to hold it together, but fail miserably, laughing my ass off. "REALLY! No kidding! So. Black men are more virile than others? I did NOT know that!"
Him:yup
Him: i'm gonna fuck your white pussy and send it to your daddy o[n] vide[o]
Hm. From all the stroking induced typos, I'm going to guess that's the part that really turns him on.
"It's too bad he's blind."
Him: he'd jack
"I don't know. His hands don't quite work since the stroke. They're like claws." I pantomime clawed hands failing to grasp my dildo.
Him: and then lick your cream pie
I pretend to be distracted, making up this story about this tragic accident that left him blind and gave him a stroke. "...Wait. Who are we talking about?"
Him: yo daddy
Him: i want him to eat my cum
"Ohhhhh, why would you want that? Are you gay? You like old guys who look like Art Garfunkel? He's a nice man and everything but-"
Him: cause he probably racist
Giggling again, "I'll tell my step mom you said that. She'll be surprised to hear it."
Him: lol
Him: she b;lack
Him: then he will be rpud
Him: proud
I pretend to genuinely consider this, "I don't think he really cares about my dating. I've dated all kinds of people. I think the thing he was most proud of was my college degree."
Him: i'll have him suck it firrst
"My degree? I don't think the paper in the diploma would take well to saliva."
He leaves.
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 12:48 AM
Yesterday, when on cam, I got this little gem:
Dude: Hey- what are you studying in college?
Me: I'm a psych major and Philosophy minor.
Dude: You must really love Freud then huh?
Me: ummmm. no.
Dude: Get it? Cuz all his theories were about sex?
Omg. yah. Since I'm a camgirl, the only thing I'm interested in is sex, even in my intellectual pursuits. Of course. Makes total sense. *eyeroll.
All of Freud's theories were about sex? Whaaaaaaa?
I fucking hate Freud and I am still offended by the stupidity of that dude's statement.
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 12:51 AM
And besides, despite being the father of psychotherapy, Freud knew less than Jon Snow. Dude was just making shit up! Plus, he allowed one of his clients to keep being raped by her father (a friend of his) just to see what would happen to her, mentally. (<-This last is just what I've heard, I have no personal proof, never cared enough to look it up)
Ah, to be back in the early days of science, where one could just make shit up and have it stick. These days I have to go through the IRB, do a lit review, proof, check, double check, and triple check all my shit only to receive letters saying I'm too dumb to live and my research is worthless.
If I was doing as much cocaine as Freud was back then, I would of TOTALLY been making up a bunch of shit too. ;)
Sunnylexie
07-30-2013, 03:04 AM
I love the guys that ask just to see your shoes.
That'll be two gold please.
Than they bitch and complain that's not worth two dollars.
Than someone will come in and tip more just to see the shoes.
I had a guy ask me to tie my hair up into a bun. Didn't manage to save the dialogue, but, after I said he had to tip for his request it went like this:
Dude: braiding hair isnt worth it
I'd tip to see your boobs
Me: Fine, so I'm supposed to do stuff for random guys for free, as far as it doesnt include nudity.
Do you really expect strangers do things just because you demand for it?
Dude: Yes, usually
I'm conceded like that
Me: You life's gonna be one big disappointment *kick*
He returned when I was busy chatting to my reg and probably wrote something to justify his point, because the last line from him I saw after I was taken pvt was "do you speak English *well*?", obviously referring to me ignoring what he typed.
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 07:02 AM
Lol. yah (sorry, wasn't keeping up with the posts), But I'm pretty sure I said something like, "Actually, most of Freud's theories have been disproven" (really just talking out of my ass cuz I don't remember Freud from school- but was I right?)
I'd say for all intensive purposes that you were right. It isn't so much that all of his models on how the human psyche work have been disproven, as much as how the majority of them seem adorably primitive by today's knowledge of psychology. (*giving Freud a pat on the head*) "That was a really nice try Freud, maybe you'll get all correct next time."
Procrasturbator
07-30-2013, 08:00 AM
Douchebag: (as soon as he pops into free chat) ready to suck some cock, whore?
Me: *kicks*
Douchebag: (comes back) what? i didn't mean to offend you, it's just roleplay
Lmao I'm going to try that sometime. "You tiny dick loser! Why are you mad? It's just non-consensual SPH!"
ChopperM
07-30-2013, 08:07 AM
[11:03:04 AM] Chopper M: Hi! Looking for a show?
[11:03:23 AM] sam mally: yes
[11:04:08 AM] Chopper M: what would you like to see?
[11:04:45 AM] sam mally: strip tease, nude, mastrubate, dildo action, anal, squirt or cum, role play, spanking, dirty talk
[11:05:14 AM] Chopper M: ok, well since it involves anal this will fall under $5/minute, is that ok?
[11:05:18 AM] Chopper M: also i don't squirt
[11:05:30 AM] sam mally: lol na $1 per min
[11:05:38 AM] Chopper M: are you fucking illiterate?
[11:05:54 AM] sam mally: no 5 per min is escort rate lol
FNKNKJVDFNKDFNKFN THIS IS HOW I HAD TO START MY DAY
PrincessBerry
07-30-2013, 08:21 AM
I got this little gem in Exclusive yesterday.
http://i.imgur.com/SuScBTj.png
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/262/501/be7.gif
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 09:10 AM
asshat: mmmhelo
an i see more of u darling?
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
asshat: stand up for me darling
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
asshat has logged off
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 09:24 AM
asshat2: face bb
plse
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
asshat2: ok lol
i can see your ass
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
asshat2: or yeur pussy
JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min
asshat2: plse standup bb
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Seriously?
O.O
VictoriaChaos
07-30-2013, 09:28 AM
This after I explained what they would see if they paid the gold for me to show my body.
Joker: For 5 gold I wanna see ass pusy,,tits,,get a frank and a soda
Joker: lol
Joker: just kiddin'
unamused cam girl: block
I honestly didn't know he had said he was joking until after I blocked him. Either way, it wasn't funny to me.
For as much time I spent with this moron in free chat I could have made some nice money in private.
Guess life isn't fair is it? Guess you can either have a hot dog or a wet pussy.
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 09:31 AM
Guess life isn't fair is it? Guess you can either have a hot dog or a wet pussy.
There are SO many silly jokes I want to make right now as a bisexual. But, I'll restrain myself. ;)
Snowy0Star
07-30-2013, 10:19 AM
this whole fact about freud being a fake is news to me should i stop saying freudian slips because they arent true was that disproven too 0.o
VictoriaChaos
07-30-2013, 10:34 AM
Weirdo: hi bb
Me: Hi hun, how can I help you?
Weirdo: dance ciarras body part for me
Me: *totally thinks he's taking about Shakira and hips don't lie*
You want me shake my ass for you?
Weirdo: dance for me
Me: *starts to remove tube top in a sexxy way (but it's not really)*
Yeah, I don't really dance, sorry.
Weirdo: ok show me that hot body naked
Me: *removes the tube top and panties*
Weirdo: nice pussy
nice
focus that clit bb
Me: *use my super awesome zoom function to focus completely on my pussy*
Weirdo: you r so hot
i love your body
do you have a buy
guy
Me: Yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Weirdo: finger in the pussy bb
Me: *Starts to finger pussy*
Weirdo: lets get married
your shit is soo nice
you made my day bb
Me: *At some point I get bored so I remove my fingers and just start rubbing stuff, thankful that he cannot see my face because I'm rolling my eyes*
Weirdo: nut for me bb
share that momment with me
Me: *Faking orgasm*
Weirdo: you makn me soo hard
my dick swollen for you
give me the mommonet bb let me the pleasure on your face bb
Me: *Fake another orgasm but before I could move the cam*
Weirdo: i love you
ty bb
ty bb
let me see you
Me: *Move the cam so my heads not in it*
Weirdo: can we ever meet
Me: No, I'm not an escort
Weirdo: i love you
I just felt weird about that whole thing.
I NEVER fake an orgasm but it just wasn't happening.
The way it went i just felt like he could have been recording me.
VictoriaChaos
07-30-2013, 10:40 AM
Do you squirt and plz stand are now tied for the most annoying things i've heard on cam.
Don't you think if I could squirt I would advertise that somewhere?
Dumb fucks!
Three hours of camming later and I am dragon woman.
Guess my shifts getting cut short.
IsobelWren
07-30-2013, 11:39 AM
I think people really under estimate how intensely annoying it is to be asked the same thing over and over and over.
"y u mad bb?"
Because:
The answer to the question is written in black, block text on gold background maybe half an inch from where you see my face.
You are the seventeenth person in as many minutes to ask me the same question.
You and all your buddies get mad every time I paste the quick-reply that I've had to write so that I don't lose my voice from saying it every minute.
Then you say, "you should have told me" and I point to the aforementioned yellow block.
And you call me a stupid whore.
That's why.
justanothercamgirl
07-30-2013, 11:42 AM
douchebag: i know no request but can i see ur ass or not ?
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Well, since you asked me so nicely.....
I'll show you my ass if you promise to go fucking kill yourself. But you have to go first.