View Full Version : Hugh Hefner Officially Engaged to 24-Year-Old Playmate Crystal Harris
kassie
12-28-2010, 10:48 AM
That is gross. I can't imagine having a 80 something year old dick in me. Not for all the money in the world.. gross.
You wouldn't even have to worry about that because he can't even get it up!:eek:
It's like a raisin. Gross!
SteveSmith
12-28-2010, 12:16 PM
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8665/pukemw3.gif
Djoser
12-28-2010, 12:21 PM
Then you have the example of England's most famous and perhaps most able monarch, Queen Elizabeth--though there is some debate as to whether she ever actually fucked any of her various 'favorites'. If she did, it wasn't much and she kept it on the ultimate 'downlow'! She was also a lot younger than 85 years when she was doing so (or not lol).
She did keep them on a relatively short leash, sort of--though they were certainly free to cruise all the oceans, seizing Spanish galleons full of gold and silver which they then had to share with her, etc. I believe she had at least one of them executed for displeasing her somehow, which is certainly carrying it a bit further than Hef has ever done. :D
But I could be wrong about that, I just woke up (not for long nap time approaches hahaha), and my memory is a bit foggy on what I have read about her. She wasn't necessarily a bad looking woman to begin with, but over the years it was progressively more difficult to maintain any kind of appeal. The practice of continuously coating and recoating her face with successive layers of makeup probably didn't help!
Or maybe that was just a rumor reported as historical fact. Maybe this link will say:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_I_of_England
In any case she was a remarkable woman who dominated large numbers of what would have been considered the more eligible of available men. But again, unlike Hef, she chose men of uncommon talent and spirit.
crystalize
12-28-2010, 04:20 PM
I can see why he does it. He's gonna be dead pretty soon so why not do whatever the f**k he pleases? It's not like he gives a damn about who inherits what. Plus he craves publicity just as much as those girls...
Jessie_tinydancer
12-28-2010, 07:26 PM
^Im sure we will find that when he does die he will care about who gets what. As much as his rules may be questionable he has always looked after his friends and family. I think nowadays he really does get more out of being more of a father figure than sexual revolutionist. He is still close with most of his exes and many still work for him. His children will be looked after and Im sure so will Kimberly Conrad (the mother of his 2 sons), his brother Keith and Mary O'Conner his long time assistant along with now Crystal will be top earners from his estate.
Kisca
12-28-2010, 08:43 PM
^ I was thinking the same thing. His daughter works for playboy.. Im sure she has done a great deal.. She will be getting a good amount, being in the family and working under the text for the company.
I am pretty sure 100% Hef cares what whom goes to. Just cause he's old and rich and maybe lost reality.. Doesnt mean he just wants to throw his wealth around.
charlie61
12-28-2010, 08:57 PM
^ Yeah, he's very careful about his money, that's for sure. I mean, if he didn't care, then he would've married Holly.
Lol at the fact that we're discussing a celebrity's personal life...silly Americans. :)
velvet
12-28-2010, 10:30 PM
maybe he should start literally branding them. That way if they did get out after dark somehow, they could easily be found by the proper authorities and returned safely to the ranch!
:d
hahahahaha
Kylea2
12-28-2010, 10:42 PM
he's very careful about his money
He's also very generous with it. I've mentioned on here before that I've worked for multiple non-profits where Playboy or Hefner himself has made donations that were in the hundred thousands... including to religious organizations that won't publish that they accepted the donations because they don't want to lose other donors. I personally think very well of him for knowing that he'd donate that much money KNOWING he would reap no public reward from it, the most he might get on some of those is a phone call from the non-profit to say "thank you"... or possibly a letter for tax deduction purposes.
Djoser
12-29-2010, 01:20 AM
Plus he craves publicity just as much as those girls...
There you have it. I think he craves publicity more than those girls, actually. Wherein resides my principle reason for an instinctive WTF at his latest antics, and the dumb rules. I could care less what he does, but the schlock media bullshit and asskissing is what makes him look like a geek these days, as much as anything. Hell I didn't even know he was engaged again until I saw this, because I never watch TV--but I have seen the kind of groveling they always do when showing the old geezer pretending he's still a stud. It's amusing far more than irritating.
It's not like I'm losing sleep worrying about Hef or how awful the image he is projecting to women, blah blah blah, etc. But if the subject comes up yeah I will say what I think, why stifle a natural, gut reaction, amused WTF? It's not like he's going to go read it. And really who cares even if he did, he'd just dismiss it and go try to use his raisin maybe.
:D
It's all just amusing bullshit on an internet forum. I think it's fun to trade views about weird celebrities with friends, even when you disagree a lot about some of them. Who always agrees with everything anyone person always says? It's part of what makes life interesting.