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lestat1
04-27-2011, 12:50 PM
“Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." -- Lady Nancy Astor
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.” -- Winston Churchill
anouk.oui
05-01-2011, 07:29 AM
oh no its the cops! prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law, kids!
- superbad
either the wallpaper goes or i go
- oscar wilde on his deathbed
xTiffanyx
05-03-2011, 12:08 PM
"It's not what you say, it's what you do. And whatever you do, always do your best."
Arialandre
05-03-2011, 06:46 PM
"Remember Sis there are only three types of people to our family. Family to protect. Bitches to sex up. And prey."
bem401
05-04-2011, 03:44 PM
"Thrill me with your acumen". I have used that on my students when I send them to do work at the board. Unfortunately, I am now teaching students who were not born when Hannibal Lector said it in Silence of the Lambs so its lost on them.
AngelKing
05-04-2011, 04:30 PM
Dream of itchy bum, wake with smelly finger.
Arialandre
05-04-2011, 05:47 PM
Lol ^ Ewwwwww
maximvsv
05-04-2011, 11:16 PM
"All right, let's be bad people". Jane in Serenity
It's actually "Let's be bad guys", but good to see it.
Jayne Cobb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ9FuLpM8hg
unbeleavable
05-05-2011, 08:05 AM
Its never to late to be what you want to be.
Arialandre
05-06-2011, 08:28 AM
"Want. Take. Have."
tempest666
05-08-2011, 02:19 AM
"I've got to start eating at home more." Jeffrey Dahmer
WorkItNow
12-10-2011, 11:53 PM
I know this thread is old but here goes:
"In reality, prostitution is no different than providing any service for remuneration. If you have a job working for someone you prostitute yourself. It's just business. Keep "morality" out of it." --some internet guy.
The Jackal
12-11-2011, 07:04 AM
"Trust few, love many and hump all."
Miss Jessica
12-14-2011, 12:47 PM
"I take cash, debit or credit. I just don't take shit." (from someone on these forums)
-We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't.-
-A mind not to be corrupted by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.-
-The pinup lifestyle goes hand in hand with the car culture," she said, taking a sip of a cosmopolitan. "It's how you carry yourself, your mannerisms. There's a formality that goes with it, how you dress, your makeup. There can be a Bettie Page style on the outside but there can even be inside core values. Family was huge. You stick together. You don't get up and divorce someone.-
-The '30s, '40s and '50s, even the '60s, that's when people were well groomed and they took pride in themselves," she said. "Then we got into the '70s and people got lazy. . . . It's just loose.-
-I will either find a way, or make one.-
"I only regret the times that I was too nice." - Anton Szandor LaVey
"How people see you is going to vary on how you let them see you. We all perform, and for different audiences we perform a different identity."
-I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.-
-When you lead a non-traditional life, don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.- Rebecca Avalon
-I believe things happen for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so that you eventually start to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.-
-If I can't be a good example, then I'll just have to be a horrible warning.-
"When people are hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world." - Alessa from Silent Hill
-If you focus on what you've left behind, you'll never be able to see what lies ahead.-
-Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stranger.-
-He who lives more lives than one, more deaths than one must die."-
-I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity.-
-The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you imagine it to be.-
- You never know how strong you really are, until being strong is the only choice you have.-
"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them." - Marilyn Monroe
-Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.-
"Everyone is a "salesperson". Whether they are monetarily compensated for their persuasion is up to the individual." - Rebecca Avalon
-My heart will forever be in my heels. All 7 inches of them.-
“There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised.” ― Anton LaVey
xNADIAx
12-14-2011, 12:58 PM
I intend to live forever - so far, so good. - Steven Wright
Raider
12-14-2011, 02:17 PM
''When God said 'Come forth for brains' it is obvious you went fifth.''
Swagz
12-15-2011, 02:14 PM
"There's man all over for you; blaming on his shoes the faults of his feet." - Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot
The Jackal
12-15-2011, 08:23 PM
Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
pinups4
04-18-2012, 02:17 PM
Whatever tempts or drives you strongly. Do it while youre young. If you wait until your older/mature or married, the ties that bind you may break when you finally follow your bliss
MargaritaVillain
04-18-2012, 03:16 PM
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber
- Benjamin Franklin
MargaritaVillain
04-18-2012, 03:17 PM
Anonymous ones I find humorous...
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes.
socialreject
04-18-2012, 03:32 PM
"I cannot fiddle, but I can make a great state from a little city." - Themistocles, Athenian
Krill_
04-18-2012, 09:32 PM
A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.
Life story of an introvert.
outdr4fun
04-20-2012, 06:34 AM
"I did it because it was fun - and fun is good" - Dr Seuss when asked why he had written all of his great books.
lemiwinks31
04-20-2012, 09:55 AM
I've been waiting all night for someone like you........but, you'll have to do.
lemiwinks31
04-20-2012, 10:01 AM
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Melonie
04-22-2012, 05:21 AM
“In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.”
― Marlene Dietrich
“Hey, God made us sexual creatures. If he wanted teenagers to wait that long, he would have made puberty start at twenty-five.”
― Natasha Friend
“Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.”
― Jess C. Scott
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
― Rodney Dangerfield
Discuntent
04-22-2012, 08:45 PM
confidence is not to always be right, but not being afraid to be wrong.
something along the lines of that, but i like it!