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cherryblossomsinspring
03-14-2011, 06:26 PM
After re-reading this while not on 36 hours without sleep, I think i wasted my time posting this. You're not just another cuckold fetishist looking to be bashed on here, on you? Lame. Oh well, I posted it all, guess I'll leave it, lol.

Actually I have to agree with you here "Almost Jaded" . When i see posts like this go up, I think hmmm "this sounds like some bullshit".

When I read you wow incredible post I would have to say I admired your honesty.

When I reviewed the posts afterwards I realized he didn't even post a comment, thank you or response. He went and responded to the next female that posted a sentence. This made me realize for certain that this guy is looking for bullshit attention from women that would normally laugh at him. Not for his size but because he would be paying them to laugh at his size.

That's the end of that tune.

Nice to see that you posted something longer than myself. I usually go on far to long in posts but yours was quite informative ,entertaining and interesting. So thank you;)

askew
03-28-2011, 12:50 AM
Didn't read every post here, but I think that if somebody went through and deleted all the "penis size" threads out there it would free up 7/8 of the internet. Take it from an "average" guy, it's really is not something to worry about. Sounds hard to believe but it isn't.

There are literally billions of available women at any given time in the world, you hit all of them up and still can't find a match for you, then you might have a reason to worry.

If you have an "A" flap, you need to find an "A" slot to fit into. Same as with any other sized flap.

Besides sex is just like any other activity, it's partially mental as well as physical and seduction and stimulation begins long before the clothes come off.

The best foreplay I have discovered is a nice full body massage. Also use your tongue and hands and lips to explore, caress, and lick every square inch of her body. Fortunately for a lot of women, sex is not just sticking your dick in her, it should lead up to it.

Try to think of sex an all inclusive club, you got a dick that gets hard, you got hands, a tongue and most important a brain and imagination then you have a membership, you just have to attend the meetings.

Montrealais
04-06-2011, 09:30 PM
As an aside, with regards to the unanswered question as to why a more modestly hung man might get more/more enthusiastic head, I offer the following advice:

Go to the supermarket. Buy a package of hot dogs, and a really big (like, 9 inches long and thick) sausage.

Take turns trying to swallow each.

Next question?

Edit: Take a single hot dog out of the package first. ;D