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Djoser
03-28-2011, 08:00 PM
There was a girl who would dance to, children of the bodom and pantera. I got really annoyed and everyone was looking around with a "WTF" face when those type of songs went on. Dont get me wrong, I love that sorta music, in the house, in a car etc.. In a SC? No way! During a lapdance, she went on stage and there went the screaming.. Total turn-off.

Eminem, too angry and annoying for the SC. Anything with rhinanna... Sick sick sick of her voice. Rap songs that go "gimme money, money money money" non-stop.. esp when its empty!

Some Pantera is better than others for the stripclubs. Screaming in general is not good. I won't play it if it's got a lot of screaming. Like that fucking Manson remake of 'Sweet Dreams'. I love me some Manson, but that song sucks monkey dick. Nothing sexy about it at all. My dick would shrivel up and fall off if someone played it while I was having sex. If Manson showed up in one of my dreams singing like that, I'd dream I had a machine gun and blow his ass away, just to get him to shut the fuck up.

I am a pretty big Korn fan but you have to be careful which songs you play, and what time you play them.

I've never been an Eminem fan, even though I'm from Detroit. Most of his shit is just annoying, if not especially awful compared with most of what passes for rap in the last ten years. The duet with Rihanna is horrible, but I have 2-3 girls fighting over it for some strange reason.

I lost what little respect I had for Rihanna when she started singing about giving it up to 'rude boys' all night, right after she got the shit beat out of her by Chris Brown. She sure learned her lesson, didn't she? I don't like playing that song for that reason alone, though it's no worse than most schlock PopTop40. She also has led the charge to virtually require any female R & B singer to have some suckdick rapper ruining the song as part of a 'duet'. Embracing the sexist bullshit with full abandon.

I can't fucking stand most country, but I have to play it when certain dancers show up, and the manager often asks for it which makes things difficult.

_Elle_
03-28-2011, 08:34 PM
Anything by Justin Timberlake and the metal version of "Sexy Back" ...yes, it unfortunately exists.

Also...lately he's been playing "Girl all the bad guys want" - was popular when I was about twelve and makes me feel silly and awkward. :(

Maryjayne SL,UT
04-11-2011, 03:25 PM
I've had a DJ play me that ridiculous viral video on youtube...the hide your kids hide your wife song....it's awful

the first time I sat and laughed the whole song but it was done after that

SydneyDancer
05-01-2011, 05:22 PM
no rap, hiphop or ghetto music- were inhouston not detroit or the hood! and I agree no performers songs under 18.

Im more into arena rock and country! and once in awhile slow it down with marvin gaye eyc

and NO BARBIE GIRL!

papillonluvr
05-01-2011, 07:17 PM
Who let the Dogs out. My DJ plays this song when a girl REALLY ticks him off.

Satine86
05-01-2011, 10:20 PM
"Party all the Time" Eddie Murphy.. UGh seriously that song should be banned from strip clubs.

colleen
05-12-2011, 12:31 AM
DJ actually played "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen for me. I had a custy at the stage and had to laugh, told him I wasnt sure if I should be insulted or not! (BTW, I am NO LONGER FAT and this DJ didnt know me when I was!) He is only like 26, so I figured he might have been experimenting with the music and maybe didnt realize . . . .

I was going to ask for some talking heds today, but thought i might end up with "Psycho Killer" or worse, so I didnt bother.

babylovexxx
05-12-2011, 12:41 AM
lmao this is a great post...

my worst was back in the day i used to request some old school R&B on occasion ..and i got..

VANILLA ICE -ice ice baby.

i just stopped dancing and stared at the dj

sweetheart18
05-30-2011, 05:12 AM
Ugh sometimes my dj plays this Jane Fonda song but I'm not sure who sings it.. techno repeat of her name? Such a weird song. And uptime was jizz in my pants before. WHY

pink_bunny
02-26-2012, 06:17 PM
i wish the dj wouldn't play break stuff, by limp biskit. or anything by limp biskit for that matter. it makes my ears want to bleed and fall out. I don't know what he is thinking playing that for me, really. Its horrible to dance to.

_Avery_
02-26-2012, 06:25 PM
anything by Avenged Sevenfold.

Even though I like a few of their songs, I haaaate dancing to them. Their songs are too long!!

rickdugan
02-26-2012, 06:48 PM
From time to time, when I have a few pops under my belt I will throw a ten spot to the DJ to play a few songs for me. They usually end up including a couple of songs from the Queen of the Damned soundtrack as well as Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z. On a couple of occasions, I did this while visiting clubs in Virginia and Georgia.

Imagine the poor girls in these clubs trying to entice the good ol' boys to tip while a song was blasting out a refrain that started with, "Let's hear it for Neeew Yooorrrrrrk..."

Natalllia
02-26-2012, 07:17 PM
For some reason, my DJ has taken to playing Cee Lo's "Fuck You" for me pretty often. We are IRL friends, and have been for years before we worked together, so I don't think it's some secret message to me or anything. I liked the song well enough at first, but I'm really getting sick of it. Plus, I don't know how sexy of a song it is.

Bennu
02-26-2012, 07:45 PM
anything by Avenged Sevenfold.

Even though I like a few of their songs, I haaaate dancing to them. Their songs are too long!!

They tend to really suck, as well.

Liv.
02-29-2012, 09:24 AM
Tpain's I'm in luv with a stripper !! Don't play that or the remix.Matter of fact don't play any Tpain because it reminds me of that song. Also I really don't care for the fast booty bounce music. I'm not moving like I'm in a rap video I'm sorry.

SashaRae
03-03-2012, 05:57 PM
Adele. I was dancing Thursday night and the dj put on "someone like you" remix version.
No bueno

lol1337a
03-03-2012, 06:09 PM
^^ Someone requested the original version of "Someone Like You" the other night. It came on right as I started a dance for a very timid customer. It took everything not to stare into his eyes, caress his face, and whisper "I love you" at the end of the song.

_Avery_
03-03-2012, 06:43 PM
Adele. I was dancing Thursday night and the dj put on "someone like you" remix version.
No bueno

I am soooo sick of Adele. Period.

Aurora_Sunset
03-04-2012, 04:19 PM
I don't know what the actual name of this song is, but they played it every single night at my first club, and it drove me mad. The lyrics were something like "drip, drip, drip for me honey, drip, drip, drip (high pitched voice) pussy pussy yeah!" So goddam annoying. Worst song I've ever heard in my life lol

kermit210
03-04-2012, 04:34 PM
"Fire Woman' by The Cult
I used to love this song. The first 3000 times I danced to it. I'm a redhead and I like rock, so.......

I also agree with every song listed here, particularly Crazy Bitch, all Nickelback, and any of the 'strippers are whores and shitty girlfriends' songs that have been coming out.

lol1337a
03-04-2012, 11:57 PM
I don't know what the actual name of this song is, but they played it every single night at my first club, and it drove me mad. The lyrics were something like "drip, drip, drip for me honey, drip, drip, drip (high pitched voice) pussy pussy yeah!" So goddam annoying. Worst song I've ever heard in my life lol

"Wet" by Snoop Dogg! I love it.

Swagz
03-05-2012, 10:26 AM
Every once in a while I'll hear "Superman" by Eminem, "Baby" by Justin Bieber, or "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Nerp, nope, napes. Superman is a f***** up song and very awkward when you have to give a lap dance to an older gentlemanly type guy. At least the girl who plays Friday knows how to make it work for her onstage as a joke (I like to think) but it sucks for everyone else giving dances.

Also I hate when people play anything from Nickelback. Srsly. Also cheesy country ("A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRY ON A FRIIIIDAY NIGHT, SAY THANKS FOR THE MEN WHO DIED, LET FREEDOM RIIIIIING") since you could pick a whole bunch of fun but not saccharine country songs.

One last thing: our DJ won't play anything slow during semi-busy nights but early in the evening/day/week, there are a couple girls who insist on playing some kind of Spanish language love ballad. It is just... not the type of music I feel like guys want to hear.

Jay12
03-11-2012, 12:55 AM
I hate reggaeton!!!!!!
I'd be happy if that thing, if it should ever be called music, would disappear. No respectable club should play that shit.

Also, I HATE NEWER METAL!!!!!! NO new metal when I'm on stage; if it's a metal song that came after the year 1993, next!

Allice
03-11-2012, 02:28 AM
Ugh sometimes my dj plays this Jane Fonda song but I'm not sure who sings it.. techno repeat of her name? Such a weird song. And uptime was jizz in my pants before. WHY

Micky Avalon?

All the songs op said. Nickleback, theory of a deadman, Kesha, godsmack/disturbed/most nu or radio metal... I'd rather dance to played out Rihanna or drake than that shit.

That fucking blame it on the boom boom song. Seriously!

That all said, I have no problem dancing to most rap or hip hop, and heavy metal. Screaming and all.

ginger.playmates
03-27-2012, 12:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGj4_CFgH4c
If I hear this song one more time I WILL scream

ShayBaby
03-27-2012, 02:52 PM
"Fire Woman' by The Cult
I used to love this song. The first 3000 times I danced to it. I'm a redhead and I like rock, so.......

I also agree with every song listed here, particularly Crazy Bitch, all Nickelback, and any of the 'strippers are whores and shitty girlfriends' songs that have been coming out.

LOL! Speaking of 'I hate women' songs...I hate that 'but the bitch came back' song. Also hate to dance to any Nirvana song. Love to listen to Nirvana, but not to strip to it.

I do love The Cult! But any song they play too much can get annoying.

slowpoke
03-27-2012, 03:02 PM
Te “music” has been terrible for several years. A lot of it sounds like the noise the power steering pump makes when it is getting low on fluid.

Su Su
03-27-2012, 09:31 PM
I hear them play the same old shit you hear on the radio EVERY WEEK!! From Hot Chelle Rae to Justin Beaber?
To the strip club I work at... Make an effort! It's not some 15 year old's birthday party with the folks.