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MissEgo
01-03-2012, 10:21 PM
When you're in your university's library, glancing shiftily to either side to make sure some librarian or guy doesn't catch a glance at your naked ass as you update camming profiles and edit clips in a secluded corner. Lmfao.
Somewhat related...
When you're editing naughty photos and videos of yourself in a secluded corner of the cafeteria, angling your laptop away from the masses, when the cute, young, DREAMY campus security guard happens to walk behind you and checks out your laptop screen... and then every day after that winks at you whenever he sees you, making you turn a vibrant shade of red..
amberose
01-03-2012, 11:47 PM
This might not belong here but I'll post it anyway.
The other day "Ilovesmellyfarts" came into my room and asked if I would talk about farts/poop/butts in my show. So we did in exclusive.
I kinda doubt he had an actual fart fetish because he specifically asked me to make farting sounds (with my butt on the camera) and I suspect he was a troll. I was asking him stuff like "so how many times did you take a shit today? did you wipe yourself? do you like rubbing your shit on your boxers? have you been shoving your shit in your ass? mmmm" lol
If he was a troll I'm not sure if he was doing it for the lulz or recording it, but I don't really give a shit because he paid for it and if my friends ever saw it we would laugh our asses off, because we're immature like that.
IsobelWren
01-04-2012, 01:58 PM
You know you're a camgirl when your husband gets a bunch of gear for his very manly man hobby that's brand named SPH and you can't stop laughing every time you see it.
Cam_chick
01-04-2012, 04:00 PM
OIL AND LUBE ON EVERYTHING.
Nuff said.
Bianca Brazil
01-04-2012, 04:12 PM
The only way your BF sees you in sexy lingerie is if he catches you on free chat.
MistyRose
01-04-2012, 04:43 PM
OIL AND LUBE ON EVERYTHING.
Nuff said.
How about mysterious lipstick stains on your wall?
DMaribella
01-04-2012, 05:39 PM
How about mysterious lipstick stains on your wall?
Haha! I've had those. :)
~Carmen~
01-04-2012, 07:03 PM
You keep photos of your bras on your phone, just in case you're out shopping and you need to match up panties.
IsobelWren
01-06-2012, 09:32 AM
...you nearly walk down the apartment building's hall to the mailbox in only an oversized t-shirt that barely covers your bum because you're so used to it being the most you wear all day that you feel positively dressed when you wear it.
(the only reason I stopped was that it was a little chilly and my legs felt the draft. Why are my legs cold? Because you're not wearing PANTS! Back inside! NOW!)
shywebcamgirl
01-06-2012, 03:57 PM
When you rip the strap off of the only black bra you own from the wear and tear of putting it on and taking it off over and over again. :(
lydiastardust
01-06-2012, 11:07 PM
When you realize online shopping is now one of your favorite hobbies.
h0ttie
01-07-2012, 09:07 AM
when your friend is telling you about this new moisturizer she's using and you ask if it has "sph" instead of "spf"
...oops :-X
shywebcamgirl
01-07-2012, 11:04 AM
when your friend is telling you about this new moisturizer she's using and you ask if it has "sph" instead of "spf"
...oops :-X
Hahahahahahahahahaha! :rotfl:
KarinaGiselle
01-07-2012, 12:14 PM
Just put of curiosity... what is SPH? lol
luscious sadie
01-07-2012, 02:32 PM
small penis humiliation
Timor
01-07-2012, 02:34 PM
Before you started camming you knew nothing about computers. Now you could probably give the geek squad guys a run for their money.
Incantatious
01-07-2012, 05:47 PM
When you know exactly why models do sudden sexy dances with just their tits / body / ass in the frame... It's (ocassionally!) to sneak one of these -
Yawning
Nose scratching ... or one of those "sudden" itches that makes you pull a funny face
Makeup adjustment
;D
Whenever I do a "sexy dance", or show off a part of my body with my face not in the shot... I am actually doing a ton of things outside of the frame.
PrincessLavender
01-07-2012, 07:51 PM
When you know exactly why models do sudden sexy dances with just their tits / body / ass in the frame... It's (ocassionally!) to sneak one of these -
Yawning
Nose scratching ... or one of those "sudden" itches that makes you pull a funny face
Makeup adjustment
;D
Whenever I do a "sexy dance", or show off a part of my body with my face not in the shot... I am actually doing a ton of things outside of the frame.
Lmao. Me too. It's usually yawning or rolling my eyes.
SexiCal
01-07-2012, 08:02 PM
When you know exactly why models do sudden sexy dances with just their tits / body / ass in the frame... It's (ocassionally!) to sneak one of these -
Yawning
Nose scratching ... or one of those "sudden" itches that makes you pull a funny face
Makeup adjustment
;D
Whenever I do a "sexy dance", or show off a part of my body with my face not in the shot... I am actually doing a ton of things outside of the frame.
Lol. I seriously thought it was only me who did this. This is why I love SW. :-*
SarahTime
01-07-2012, 08:24 PM
The only way your BF sees you in sexy lingerie is if he catches you on free chat.
LOL our poor hubbys/bfs!
When you accidentally start making sexually sounding remarks to strangers.... the guy checking me out at Walmart tonight said "oh I love this flavor of ben and jerrys" and I said without thinking, "Ooooh yah you like that?"
Like wtf. EMBARRASSING. Sounded like such a slut.
whirlerz
01-08-2012, 02:48 AM
;D;D;D
When you hear a cat at the window , and you thing "Ohh shit! CALL THE COPS" haha;)
whirlerz
01-08-2012, 08:42 AM
LOL our poor hubbys/bfs!
When you accidentally start making sexually sounding remarks to strangers.... the guy checking me out at Walmart tonight said "oh I love this flavor of ben and jerrys" and I said without thinking, "Ooooh yah you like that?"
Like wtf. EMBARRASSING. Sounded like such a slut.
Hilarious^!:D
LadyCoco
01-11-2012, 11:31 PM
When your long distance bf flirts with you, and you brush him off. Or, he wants to see you on the cam, and you're thinking of charging him lol.
4urpleasure
01-12-2012, 01:17 AM
When you spend most of your time online reading about fetishes, watching porn, staying on stripperweb, and looking at other girls free chat to learn how to do better in your shows. :-[
When most of your paycheck ( especially in the beginning) goes to sex shops.
When your confidence starts to sky rocket and you learn to take compliments because you get them every day ( I could never take compliments and was so body shy)
When you hook up with your ex and give him the best blow job you have ever given him and he is raving about it, because you learned it from doing deepthroat,gag and bj shows.}:D
When you smoke a J and get super paranoid that someone will find out what you do for a living.:-\
Ive had a nice mix of good and bad since I started about two months ago .
shywebcamgirl
01-12-2012, 10:32 AM
When you worry about the environmental impact you are causing from throwing out so many oil soaked sheets, because you can never get those damn suckers clean.
IsobelWren
01-12-2012, 11:52 AM
When you worry about the environmental impact you are causing from throwing out so many oil soaked sheets, because you can never get those damn suckers clean.
For myself, I don't know that I care about the oil stains. I mean, they don't *feel* oily and the only ppl who ever see them are RP and I so I just keep 'em.
Or you can tear them up and make rag rugs. I recommend Toohbrush rugs. SUPER EASY!
http://www.ragrugcafe.com/toothbrush-rugs-complete-video-instructions-part-1-beginners
To keep from staining them I'd recommend Liberator Throes. I had an ex who squirted like a madwoman. These things take it all and clean up pretty!
http://www.liberator.com/fre/product/fascinator-throes/10342
Plus they're on sale right now.
shywebcamgirl
01-12-2012, 02:35 PM
For myself, I don't know that I care about the oil stains. I mean, they don't *feel* oily and the only ppl who ever see them are RP and I so I just keep 'em.
Or you can tear them up and make rag rugs. I recommend Toohbrush rugs. SUPER EASY!
http://www.ragrugcafe.com/toothbrush-rugs-complete-video-instructions-part-1-beginners
To keep from staining them I'd recommend Liberator Throes. I had an ex who squirted like a madwoman. These things take it all and clean up pretty!
http://www.liberator.com/fre/product/fascinator-throes/10342
Plus they're on sale right now.
Oooooh, thanks so much for the great ideas Isobel!
shywebcamgirl
01-12-2012, 04:34 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you have digested so much flavoured lube in one day you wonder if it can count as a meal calorie-wise. ;)
Timor
01-14-2012, 02:28 PM
You tell your roommates you're doing 'market research' when they ask why you're watching porn in the living room and are writing frantically while reading the ten or so sex books piled on the couch beside you.
maryjaynexo
01-14-2012, 03:01 PM
When your boyfriend's friends come over and you make a mad rush to hide dildos, lube, oil, and random fetish video props. I *just* did this. hahahahaha.
LadyCoco
01-14-2012, 04:42 PM
You wonder if other hot girls you see at the store cam.
If the older men you see at the store are beggars or tippers :D
IsobelWren
01-15-2012, 11:26 AM
Your default answer when any woman you know is complaining about money is, "you should cam! I can set you up and everything."
Then you start thinking about how you can put them in your studio and make tons of cash off them. Mu hu ha haaa!
LadyCoco
01-15-2012, 12:59 PM
When you dream about going on the cam every night.
temptingmodel
01-16-2012, 08:58 PM
What is today?
neliana
01-16-2012, 09:03 PM
When you dream about going on the cam every night.
Lol I recently had a dream that I was uploading and editing videos for clips4sale...I really need to get out more haha
shywebcamgirl
01-16-2012, 10:20 PM
When everyday seems exactly the same. (*sighs*)
mistresscyn
01-17-2012, 08:52 PM
You turn down a "porn star's" advances because you consider that like sleeping with the pizza guy.
CamKaty
01-17-2012, 10:39 PM
When you bf asks you to talk dirty with him, and you say, no problem, and then discover that you can easily do it in english, but you have no clue how to do it in your mother language..
ClaudiaReina
01-18-2012, 01:00 AM
When you bf asks you to talk dirty with him, and you say, no problem, and then discover that you can easily do it in english, but you have no clue how to do it in your mother language..
Oh yes yes yes yes!!!! This!!!!:D ROFL!
I'm always translating from English in my head when I'm dirty talking with him.
Timor
01-18-2012, 04:34 PM
A text from a friend has the acronym 'ATM' in it and 'at the moment' is NOT the first translation to come to mind...
Cam_chick
01-18-2012, 06:23 PM
When you constantly have to stop yourself from getting too kinky with dirty talk in bed with your boyfriend.
LaceyCummings
01-18-2012, 10:47 PM
When your apartment manager leaves you a voicemail and says she needs to talk to you, and when your friend suggests that maybe your neighbors complained about loud "noises" coming from your bedroom, instead of taking it like a joke like a regular person would, your eyes go wide and you say "Oh yeah, all day every day, it must drive them nuts!" before remembering who you are talking to and trying to play it off....unsuccessfully, I feel. But oh well. This is a friend who knew I used to dance because he came in the club one night! Awkward! But that's another story for another thread.
Or how about
When you are so used to doing smoking fetish shows and blowing smoke at the camera, that when you are sitting down with a friend IRL, you inexplicably blow smoke directly in their face! And I mean, hardcore, fetishy, lips-pursed, looking at you like you're my bitch kind of blowing smoke in tha face.
I am not good at being incognito.
LaceyCummings
01-19-2012, 07:37 PM
When your apartment manager leaves you a voicemail and says she needs to talk to you, and when your friend suggests that maybe your neighbors complained about loud "noises" coming from your bedroom, instead of taking it like a joke like a regular person would, your eyes go wide and you say "Oh yeah, all day every day, it must drive them nuts!" before remembering who you are talking to and trying to play it off....unsuccessfully, I feel. But oh well. This is a friend who knew I used to dance because he came in the club one night! Awkward! But that's another story for another thread.
Or how about
When you are so used to doing smoking fetish shows and blowing smoke at the camera, that when you are sitting down with a friend IRL, you inexplicably blow smoke directly in their face! And I mean, hardcore, fetishy, lips-pursed, looking at you like you're my bitch kind of blowing smoke in tha face.
I am not good at being incognito.
BTW- The complaints WERE about my constant "sexual sounds." FML.
Vlodina
01-20-2012, 01:21 AM
You know you're a camgirl when... putting on actual real clothes feels a bit funny.
CariDee
01-23-2012, 08:50 AM
You know you are a camgirl when : you just cant make up your mind between going out to see a film / shopping / [add relaxing activity] or making the most of the last few hours before the cut-off period on AW.
* when you are a bit paranoid about getting marks , bruises , scratches on your body as you think the cam members will be noticing.
* when you start researching facials , body wraps , body scrubs at spas , in the hope your body will get that flawless glow .
* when you wonder how most camgirls look like they have no spots , bumps , rashes and you feel like you are the only one dealing with those issues
shywebcamgirl
01-23-2012, 11:55 AM
When you spend most of your time online reading about fetishes, watching porn, staying on stripperweb, and looking at other girls free chat to learn how to do better in your shows. :-[
This is so true. Once upon a time I watched porn because it got me hot, these days I mainly just watch with a pen and notepad in hand dissecting each and every piece of dialog as if it was the great American novel.
LaceyCummings
01-23-2012, 11:56 PM
This is so true. Once upon a time I watched porn because it got me hot, these days I mainly just watch with a pen and notepad in hand dissecting each and every piece of dialog as if it was the great American novel.
So true and this had me rolling. "Great American novel." You crack me up Shy!
wetitalian
01-25-2012, 02:15 PM
Like the post to "great comebacks" this one got me too. I'm trying to get some serious advise w/a situation I have and keep getting sidetracked w/these great threads! Well, fuck it.. u know ur a cam girl when .. a (regular/non customer) guy askes u to send him a pic and think "yeah right" for free? Or ur skyping w/ur baby thinking .. damn' I could be getting paid for this. Or better yet, when shopping for produce for ur salad ... and the shape and size is more interesting than the salad itself. Gotta love it!
Vlodina
01-25-2012, 02:48 PM
When you're sometimes paranoid to leave the house incase someone recognises you.
When you have to go out during the day mid camming and feel self conscious with your huge fake lashes and stripper make up.
shywebcamgirl
01-25-2012, 04:06 PM
When you have to go out during the day mid camming and feel self conscious with your huge fake lashes and stripper make up.
I am sure that there are lot of stores around here that wonder why I am wearing sunglasses at all times (to hide my eye makeup) INCLUDING on rainy days. (*laughs*)