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Timor
01-25-2012, 04:22 PM
You accidentally leave a dildo (cleaned!) on the edge of the bathtub and your roomies rather old-fashioned boyfriend finds it an freaks the FUCK out.
I only wish I'd done it on purpose, I'm none too fond of that fucker :D
LaceyCummings
01-29-2012, 05:41 PM
When you have two panty drawers. 1 for Cam-girl panties (for me these are mostly brightly colored lace thongs and g-strings, with some others thrown in for good measure) and 1 for Real-girl panties (period panties, less flattering but more comfy ones, and neutral colors that don't look good on cam)
Also- You know you're a camgirl when you find your lipstick smeared on the inside of your underwear after apparently putting a toy in your mouth and then using that same toy in your poon.
IsobelWren
01-30-2012, 11:56 AM
When you get the promo newsletter in your email for "new Valentine's Day lingerie", skim it and delete it because none of it looks like it could easily go back on in the 30 seconds SM gives you.
Only after you've deleted it do you think, "Oh. Maybe I should have looked at that for 'real person' Valentine's day lingerie my man would like."
Then you debate on whether or not to undelete it to look.
Caramel_BBW
01-30-2012, 11:22 PM
When the mailman/UPS/some other random unexpected visitor comes to your door and you answer it wearing only a bathrobe (to cover your bra and panties), earrings, and makeup....and nervously say that you were about to "get in the shower" when they look at you weird lol.
Hasn't happend to me yet but I expect it to!
shywebcamgirl
01-31-2012, 02:42 AM
When the mailman/UPS/some other random unexpected visitor comes to your door and you answer it wearing only a bathrobe (to cover your bra and panties), earrings, and makeup....and nervously say that you were about to "get in the shower" when they look at you weird lol.
Hasn't happend to me yet but I expect it to!
Ha ha! It has happened to me with my MAILWOMEN. She just smiled at me and told me I had nice hair. ;D
LaceyCummings
01-31-2012, 10:27 PM
When the mailman/UPS/some other random unexpected visitor comes to your door and you answer it wearing only a bathrobe (to cover your bra and panties), earrings, and makeup....and nervously say that you were about to "get in the shower" when they look at you weird lol.
Hasn't happend to me yet but I expect it to!
HA! :) This HAS happened to me several times due to my love affair with Ebay and Amazon. At least 3 times with the same UPS guy. He has given me quizzical looks, but I always hold my head high in my fluffy pink robe and clown makeup at 2pm like "What? What you got to say to me, PUNK?!"
IsobelWren
02-01-2012, 11:09 AM
When the mailman/UPS/some other random unexpected visitor comes to your door and you answer it wearing only a bathrobe (to cover your bra and panties), earrings, and makeup....and nervously say that you were about to "get in the shower" when they look at you weird lol.
Hasn't happend to me yet but I expect it to!
LOL, I've been caught like that a few times. I always say I was getting ready to go on a date. They never question that, even if it's in the middle of the day. They always just go, "Ohhh! Have a nice time!"
Timor
02-02-2012, 07:52 PM
When the mailman/UPS/some other random unexpected visitor comes to your door and you answer it wearing only a bathrobe (to cover your bra and panties), earrings, and makeup....and nervously say that you were about to "get in the shower" when they look at you weird lol.
Hasn't happend to me yet but I expect it to!
Happened to me today...with the condo manager! Luckily she's the tactful sort and never once broke eye contact.... :P
demonic_angel_xoxo
02-02-2012, 08:25 PM
When your logitech 9000 referred to as your bb. ^^
IsobelWren
02-03-2012, 10:13 PM
When you're super thrilled with the new color of candy apple red nail polish you're wearing until you see it on cam. You like it a lot less now that you know it makes your pussy look washed out in close-ups.
roast
02-03-2012, 11:53 PM
When losing your panties isnt a cutesy "morning after sex" or "walk of shame" adorable scramble anymore but a near full-scale emergency
*pvt ends*
-2 secs- 'where are my panties?'
-10 secs- 'shit where are they? am I sitting on them? did I fling them? under a pillow?'
-15secs- 'not on the floor, under the sheets, in my toy pile, in my butt, right? no not in the butt....where the hell...'
*panic*
-20 secs- "maybe I can point my cam upwards until I find my panties? should I sign off?? how much time do I have left? omg what if someone sees me without them, I need to reapply lipgloss-'
-22 secs- 'Stupid 4minute pvt making me lose my mind! that asshole, fuck him, it is all his fault'
-23 secs- 'No time for lipgloss!! How much time is left?! watch my room fill up the moment this countdown is over'
-24 secs- 'I cant find my lipgloss either! wtfff'
*the world is ending*
-25 secs- 'I could just get new ones but they were my lucky panties---- maybe if I cross my legs like dis... augh omgggggg'
-27 secs- 'WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTIES'
-29 secs- 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
*back in free*
"Hey guys! Im baaaack muah!"
Cammi
02-05-2012, 08:30 PM
when you go to bed over an hour after going off cam and realise you're still feeling the afterglow from all the orgasms you've had during the day!
Cam_chick
02-14-2012, 11:10 AM
When you find yourself dashing across the house naked and covered in yogurt...
Gabrielle_
02-14-2012, 02:30 PM
When you accidentally say innocent things like "where do you want me" to the cashier in Old Navy and he looks at you like he would follow you to the ends of the earth.....woops, used my "phone voice!"
shywebcamgirl
02-14-2012, 03:28 PM
When you notice either of these two things happening when having a 'normal' conversation with your friends:
1. You feel an overwhelming compulsion to play with your breasts.
2. You notice you are rocking your hips back and forth in a grinding motion.
SativaBlue
02-14-2012, 04:26 PM
When you take your checks to the bank and wonder if the reason the teller is giving you the crooked eye is because she recognizes the company its from.
Bianca Brazil
02-15-2012, 12:25 AM
When you dash upstairs looking for cigarettes even so you don't smoke anymore just because a guy is paying you big bucks to do it on cam.
AF camgirl
02-15-2012, 12:28 AM
When you find yourself almost using the salutation "happy titty tuesday/win wednesday/thong thursday" in a social situation.
When your husband points out that there was a vibrator sitting on the kitchen counter while his friend was rolling up a joint yesterday, and your response is "I don't have time to hide ALL my toys"
When you realize, well after you have waved to the passing cars, that you are waiting on the dogs to go potty at the door in only a shirt and panties.
When your husband tells you you will need to invest in some "storage" before the party so people don't see your work stuff. This is similar to having storage for camming panties and everyday panties, which for me is in two completely separate rooms.
When you buy almost a dozen bra's at KMart that aren't your size, simply because they are $6.99 each!
nemcis
02-15-2012, 04:33 AM
when you stand in line at the supermarket, seeing the woman before you wears the same fishnet stockings as you, and the only thing that comes to your mind is, "on what site is she working"
(really happened)
mimiboo69
02-15-2012, 08:54 AM
When you're sometimes paranoid to leave the house incase someone recognises you.
When you have to go out during the day mid camming and feel self conscious with your huge fake lashes and stripper make up.
One time I had to get my little one from the bus with my stripper make up on LOL
Gabrielle_
02-15-2012, 10:19 AM
When you realize that you are blowing sexy kisses and/or cute-waving goodbye to everyone in your life.
When you accidentally answer the phone "Hi hottie" and your mom gets a good laugh....
DMaribella
02-15-2012, 08:10 PM
When you take your checks to the bank and wonder if the reason the teller is giving you the crooked eye is because she recognizes the company its from.
I was depositing a handful of checks from Alertpay a while back (they say "Global Checkmate" and have a little chess piece logo on them) and the teller asked me if I was a chess player*. Hahahahaha!
*Learning to play chess is on my bucket list, actually. Too bad I can't find a customer to take me private for that!
Cosima
02-16-2012, 01:38 PM
I was depositing a handful of checks from Alertpay a while back (they say "Global Checkmate" and have a little chess piece logo on them) and the teller asked me if I was a chess player*. Hahahahaha!
*Learning to play chess is on my bucket list, actually. Too bad I can't find a customer to take me private for that!
that is so funny!!! alertpay doesn't do US checks anymore right?
badcompany
02-16-2012, 08:44 PM
When each morning before u get dressed for cam u have to mix the fake-ass cum for your squirting dildo
;D
badcompany
02-16-2012, 08:47 PM
Oh! One more.....You get more excited spending money in sex shops than regular clothing stores!
DMaribella
02-17-2012, 08:32 AM
that is so funny!!! alertpay doesn't do US checks anymore right?
They do checks, just not bank transfers anymore. I see they are now offering a pre-paid debit card too. It's $19.95 to order the card. As far as I can tell the fees look pretty reasonable.
PrincessLavender
02-17-2012, 08:13 PM
1. You feel an overwhelming compulsion to play with your breasts.
I find myself grabbing my boobs every night when taking my bra off to get in bed or get in the shower. Lol.
MissEgo
02-18-2012, 03:59 PM
When you can carry on a conversation with a friend (actually, more like a monologe) for more than five minutes about your boobs, and how they feel, what they're like usually, how they change when you pms, etc. And then realize that maybe you spend a little TOO much time feeling yourself up.
IsobelWren
03-06-2012, 09:32 PM
You train to get back into your clothes in less than 30 secs like it's some kind of Ironman Marathon. When you shave a few seconds off your time with some odd new bra trick you feel as proud as if you'd completed a 5K in 10 min.
AF camgirl
03-06-2012, 11:14 PM
When you can carry on a conversation with a friend (actually, more like a monologe) for more than five minutes about your boobs, and how they feel, what they're like usually, how they change when you pms, etc. And then realize that maybe you spend a little TOO much time feeling yourself up.
I'm pretty sure it impossible to spend TOO much time feeling myself up. Life is all about self love!
HustletteDiva
03-06-2012, 11:24 PM
When you mistake C2C for Cam2Cam instead of Card to Card transfers/Transactions..LHH #WhereDeyDoDatAt?!
shywebcamgirl
03-07-2012, 09:17 AM
When you go into your underwear drawer looking for 'comfy' underwear since it is that time of the month only to discover that you can't find any under 10 lbs of thongs.
TM1975
03-07-2012, 10:36 AM
When you go into your underwear drawer looking for 'comfy' underwear since it is that time of the month only to discover that you can't find any under 10 lbs of thongs.
Maybe it's time for separate drawers! :)
DMaribella
03-09-2012, 09:26 AM
When you have to upload a YouTube video for an online class assignment, and:
1. You just throw a blanket over the toys and record it while sitting on the edge of your bed.
2. You wipe off your lipstick and put your glasses on so the heavy makeup is slightly less obvious.
3. The quality of your video/lighting is noticeably better than those submitted by other students.
shywebcamgirl
03-09-2012, 11:04 PM
3. The quality of your video/lighting is noticeably better than those submitted by other students.
OMG! This made me laugh so hard I think I physically hurt something. :D
You almost tell someone you are speaking with in real life to tip you, because you have been talking more than 5 minutes and he is having a good time.
IsobelWren
03-15-2012, 07:29 AM
When, while you're doing a POV blowjob on your dildo you wonder at the rough patch that's developing on the bottom of the shaft. You think that you've become too familiar with this dildo since you can tell, with your tongue, that it has a rough patch that is so small as to be invisible to the naked eye. Then you realize the rough patch comes from doing so many POV cock sucking shows that your bottom teeth have scraped the silicone raw.
You wonder about the health implications of microscopic amounts of silicone ingested nightly, then you wonder whether it can properly be sanitized now. You decide that you're ok and that the dishwasher cures all sins. Besides, it doesn't look bad (other than the nigh invisible ring of lipstick around the base and the small dent in the side where something sat up against it for weeks while it was in a moving box) and good quality, realistic silicone dildos cost so much!
You think all this in less than a minute, while still bobbing up and down, sucking enthusiastically, making eye-cam contact and interspersing little bits of dirty talk.
IsobelWren
03-15-2012, 07:36 AM
When you start reading erotic stories, not because you like them (you think they're silly) but because you fear your dirty talk is getting stale. You become slightly paranoid that your regs are getting bored. Since you can't remember when you say what to them and there's only so many ways to say, "I want your cock in my pussy" and so many sex acts that you can bring up after, "If you were here I'd..." you feel an ever more pressing need to improve your erotic vocabulary.
Browneyes
03-15-2012, 05:43 PM
You know you are a Camgirl when you find yourself in the shower with 12dildos every night.......washing them.
Caramel_BBW
03-15-2012, 05:55 PM
You know you are a Camgirl when you find yourself in the shower with 12dildos every night.......washing them.
Good idea...great way to save water and multitask lmao
HustletteDiva
03-15-2012, 06:44 PM
^ I hate having to clean all my toys daily , I swear and every-time I think about getting more toys..I just think how much more cleaning I will be doing....lhh... I wish they had like a sanitizer machine that I can keep by my work area and just throw them all in every night.... Somebody needs to get on that and make it asap I swear..LOL
Cammi
03-16-2012, 08:15 AM
You get super excited about buying new lamps
Decalyn
03-16-2012, 09:29 AM
I wish they had like a sanitizer machine that I can keep by my work area and just throw them all in every night.... Somebody needs to get on that and make it asap I swear..LOL
You could always say "feckit" and get a countertop dishwasher for like, 200 bucks. :p
shywebcamgirl
03-16-2012, 09:59 AM
You could always say "feckit" and get a countertop dishwasher for like, 200 bucks. :p
I really wouldn't want dishwasher cleaner anywhere near my toys. Fearsome!
Incantatious
03-16-2012, 10:59 AM
When your face can drop from ultra-sexy and happy, to normal, or angry in less than a second.
A talent brought to us by 1 minute men. ;D
IsobelWren
03-16-2012, 11:15 AM
I put everything that doesn't take electrical power into my dishwasher. Run it on the sanitize cycle without any detergent in it and it does GREAT!
...except for the one time that I put a cheap jelly dong in there and it melted. I was picking gooey pieces of lavender tinted gook out of the coils for days.
charise
03-16-2012, 01:00 PM
You have fucked up dreams like pulling soup out of your pets ass, because you were at the store and couldn't hold your pet and soup at the same time (this dream disgusted me!!) So glad I woke up and realized that it wasn't reality!!!!!
You tell one of your neighbors what you do because at least he won't be talking to all the other neighbors bout what he hears from our house.
Your always in your robe when you take your dog outside. . . people must think I am lazy!!
BabyLove1981
03-16-2012, 01:21 PM
When you go into your underwear drawer looking for 'comfy' underwear since it is that time of the month only to discover that you can't find any under 10 lbs of thongs.
Had this very same problem when I went in for my BA consult. lmao I didn't want to show up in my tiny cam thongs. =P But couldn't find any full backs except for an old pair of VS cottons. lol Hell, I don't even know where they all went!
Timor
03-16-2012, 01:27 PM
A friend asks you for your Skype name and you think 'fuck.....which one do I give her? Real one, okay.....fuck, what's my 'real life' skype name!'
Browneyes
03-16-2012, 02:16 PM
You know you are a Camgirl when you go food shopping with your husband and he tells you: " This guy keeps looking at your feet...I think he has a feet fetish!" You laugh and realize that you are probably sharing way too many info about your pvts with your husband O.o