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shywebcamgirl
03-16-2012, 08:56 PM
I put everything that doesn't take electrical power into my dishwasher. Run it on the sanitize cycle without any detergent in it and it does GREAT!

...except for the one time that I put a cheap jelly dong in there and it melted. I was picking gooey pieces of lavender tinted gook out of the coils for days.

There are times that reading one of your posts makes my ENTIRE day. This would be one of them. <3

neliana
03-16-2012, 09:02 PM
When you start calling every guy "babe" or "hun" because you do it so much in your chat room (or the strip club!) lol. It's like a reflex for me now! I called a waiter babe last night..as in "thanks babe" when he set down my food. So weird my friend was like wtf? I think he liked it though ;)

IsobelWren
03-16-2012, 10:23 PM
You have fucked up dreams like pulling soup out of your pets ass, because you were at the store and couldn't hold your pet and soup at the same time (this dream disgusted me!!) So glad I woke up and realized that it wasn't reality!!!!!


Wait, what does that have to do with camming tho? Do you do soup-in-ass shows bb? 10 gold, soup in ass bb! soup!

ElianaIsis
03-17-2012, 06:23 AM
You're laying on your bed butt-naked and replying to posts on SW cause either:
A. Your procrastinating to get dressed so you can get on cam.
-or-
B. Your last show of the night was doing a gag involving your panties and ribbon while maneuvering around in shackles with hand behind your back with a glass dildo insertion and you're being too lazy to get up and dig through your drawers to find non-sexy panties to go to sleep in. Plus, why would you bother to put your tank back on when your panties are all wet from putting them in your mouth?

(PS I'm seriously debating on going to smoke in the garage fully naked cause I feel too lazy to go dig for panties!)

Decalyn
03-17-2012, 08:16 AM
You're laying on your bed butt-naked and replying to posts on SW cause either:
A. Your procrastinating to get dressed so you can get on cam.
*snip*

Aheheh.... Ah... Yeah....

http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/h/ohdearplz.png

I should really get on that...

charise
03-17-2012, 11:57 AM
LOL no I don't do anything with soup n my ass but I think because I do anal n my shows my dreams just get so fucked up!!!

MistyRose
03-17-2012, 04:15 PM
Panties. You have so many panties. Everywhere. In the closet, in the boxes with your camming stuff, on the floor where you throw them out when someone requests a pair you can't find, behind your bed where you throw them during a striptease... Your place often looks like an explosion in a lingerie factory. What's the first thing you look for when shopping? Freaking panties. Pants? Who needs pants...but I sure could use another dozen of panties. This shopping habit quickly comes back to smack you in the ass when, you know, you have to go out of the house and realize you have very little clothes that would be socially acceptable in public and you don't wanna pull a Lady Gaga.

You come home from grocery shopping with (of course) a jar of nice, organic, unrefined coconut oil. Your roommate checks it out, says "Ohhh, that's nice, can I use some sometimes??"
You give her a strange look...before you remember normal people use it for cooking and she didn't actually intend to borrow your pussy slicking substance for the same purpose you use it for (and she isn't aware of it, or I'm fairly certain she wouldn't ask).

msmochaxx
03-18-2012, 09:04 AM
When its 4am and you're about to log off cam so you can rub one out an go to bed but instead you decide to just aim your cam at your body (because you're tied of looking cute and entertained) and tell guys straight up to get you to your goal because you need to cum so you can go to sleep

:P

IsobelWren
03-18-2012, 12:00 PM
You go to the vitamin store and gasp out loud twice. There are several shelves of coconut oil! Your favorite brand is on half off sale!

The shelf looks like this when you leave:
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/IMG_0938.jpg


....I shall be lubricated for life.

Caramel_BBW
03-18-2012, 12:40 PM
You go to the vitamin store and gasp out loud twice. There are several shelves of coconut oil! Your favorite brand is on half off sale!

The shelf looks like this when you leave:
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/IMG_0938.jpg


....I shall be lubricated for life.

You know you're a camgirl when you see a post like this and immediatly look at it to pick out the brand you currently use or have used.....
*Cough*Efagold*Cough* :)

shywebcamgirl
03-18-2012, 02:28 PM
I shall be lubricated for life.

You know you are a camgirl when you are 'happily jealous' to hear another camgirl say this statement. ;)

IsobelWren
03-21-2012, 07:46 PM
you put on a pair of stockings for a fancy night out and they stink like HELL. Then you realize that this is because you'd used them weeks ago in a cam show and the guy asked you to stuff them up your pussy. You were so tired that night that you just put them back in the bag instead of washing them. This doesn't horrify you and for a moment you consider wearing them anyway since you're running late. You decide to change them for the comfort of your evening companions...and because of the odd stains on them.

Timor
03-23-2012, 05:59 AM
You have a guy come over and you commence your hide-the-evidence routine. You're proud of yourself for remembering to do it. Then you go to your room to tidy yourself up and realize that somehow your room escaped your routine path of evidence destruction. So you play fling-the-dildos while he's in the bathroom.

Timor
03-23-2012, 06:01 AM
^^^^and it's almost as much of a panic as the 30-second freak out after a private!

Glasses
03-23-2012, 06:45 AM
The doorbell wakes you. You just look around. Dildos, vibes, used bb wipes, lubricant, and you still have half of your hoe make up on from last night. You think, ehh fuck it, whoever it is, I just cannot hide THIS that fast. I will just act like I wasn't at home.

And I don't know how's it for you but I usually walk around the apartment naked, and randomly catch myself playing with my tits, grabbing my ass cheeks spreading it etc. It scares me. :D

Timor
03-23-2012, 07:01 AM
You get pictures like this...

26878
26879
This guy's following me on twitter :D lmao

Vlodina
03-23-2012, 07:08 AM
This guy's following me on twitter :D lmao

Bless him. ;-)
Hope he's not reading this thread and getting off on imagined humiliation. Pmsl

HollyStJohn
03-24-2012, 12:16 PM
You know you're a camgirl on DailyPay when... you justify every purchase with "Eh, I'll have more money tomorrow..."!

MistyRose
03-24-2012, 12:21 PM
You know those online food/fitness logs where you can track your food intake and add activities from their data base to see how many calories you're spending?
Well...you know you're a camgirl when you try to find "masturbation" under activities. You don't find it and it pisses you off a little because you're sure those hours add up!

Vlodina
03-24-2012, 12:48 PM
When you on eBay bidding on cam clothing, and you are wondering who from SW is bidding against you!

shywebcamgirl
03-24-2012, 01:15 PM
When you on eBay bidding on cam clothing, and you are wondering who from SW is bidding against you!

Ok, I am totally out of the loop. They have cam clothing on ebay? :O

What does it look like?

Vlodina
03-24-2012, 01:24 PM
Ok, I am totally out of the loop. They have cam clothing on ebay? :O

What does it look like?

It was only quite recently I thought of eBay! It's great for really cheap stuff - stockings, fetish stuff, baby dolls. I have been on a bit of a shopping spree lately. X

ElianaIsis
03-24-2012, 01:55 PM
When you realize your children are never going near youtube again! This realization comes after custies send you "example" clips of what the are requesting for a custom fetish clip. Is it xham? No it's a freakin 12 year old girl on youtube!

Peachesxo
03-24-2012, 07:17 PM
When you see these commercials and they make you cringe.... everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FbOi4RJm7Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImMX8rp3cuA&feature=relmfu

DiamondCupcakes
03-24-2012, 08:12 PM
When you have a gallon sized bottle of gun oil in both water based AND silicone based because we all know that silicon based is bad for toys ;-) then your friends see them and seem to think you are some sex crazed nymphomaniac for needing that much lube lol.

When you a certified 100% hobbit
When taking a "break" means going into your living in your panties and playing PS3 for an hour. Lol WAAAY better than a normal work lunch break.
When you think your boss is awesome because well....you are the boss



And when these commercials also make you cringe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GAt5s8mwM4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv-OnStiYqg


And when your normal friends hear you talk about your online friends and think your crazy and have made up friends lol. My bf makes fun of me for having SW friends all the time

PrincessLuna
03-24-2012, 09:39 PM
Wait, what does that have to do with camming tho? Do you do soup-in-ass shows bb? 10 gold, soup in ass bb! soup!

Oh god, I laughed so hard! I think the guys on my fiance's vent chat heard me giggling XD

HustletteDiva
03-25-2012, 02:42 AM
You could always say "feckit" and get a countertop dishwasher for like, 200 bucks. :p
Oh, I just seen this and Thanks a million! Great Idea! I never even knew they had this ....

I wonder if I could somehow work it to be in my work&cam room...hmmmm or maybe I am going over board trying to really make a super efficient one space cam area..LOL

DominicanDream
03-25-2012, 09:28 PM
...I called my fiance ''bbcakes'' instead of babycakes

anonymous camgirl
03-26-2012, 09:57 AM
When you are dreaming about your stars!! customers and how much money you made ..lol...god i hate those nitemares

Timor
03-27-2012, 06:05 AM
Boyfriend is being a douche. Work sucks balls and you're tired all day and someone yells at you for a screwup and you just want to kill everything. You get home and log on and it's nothing but freeloaders and nobody comes into your room and you start thinking about burning down the Internet.
Then awesome regulars come in and tip you 'just for being you' and your favorite regular takes you for a long private. :D I was sunshine and kittens after that happened and I'm in a much better mood this morning! :)

Incantatious
03-29-2012, 02:05 PM
You are tired of your own music because you play it all whenever you're on cam... so you end up constantly asking friends for more music recommendations to "freshen" things up a bit.

AND / OR

Whenever you hear songs you happen to have on your playlist, you immediately think of yourself in your lingerie, because the time you most frequently hear those songs are when you're camming.

luscious sadie
03-30-2012, 02:05 AM
my fave from this thread is "lube... everywhere..."

I started camming again recently and all I have to say is. Lube... everywhere...

Incantatious
03-30-2012, 07:00 AM
When there are two currencies in your life:

American dollars, and SW likes.


Dollars get converted into your countries currency;
SW likes get converted into your general awesomeness level... ;D

And when you've made more SW likes in a day than you've made actual dollars, you know you're a camgirl because at this point you're on cam and you're repeatedly telling yourself "No more SW for tonight! I SWEAR!"

EmelieSky
03-30-2012, 08:25 AM
When you need an extra bag to carry the school books to boyfriends home over the weekend. Your purse is full of vibrators and dildos.

CinnimonKiss
03-30-2012, 10:04 AM
when you dont wanna have sex anymore unless your on camera lol

IsobelWren
03-30-2012, 12:50 PM
When you know that you haven't been camming enough because your coconut oil is solid. When you're working enough, the hot lights are on every night and it's so warm in the room that the oil doesn't have time to get cool enough to solidify all the way.

shywebcamgirl
03-30-2012, 03:34 PM
You are tired of your own music because you play it all whenever you're on cam... so you end up constantly asking friends for more music recommendations to "freshen" things up a bit.

AND / OR

Whenever you hear songs you happen to have on your playlist, you immediately think of yourself in your lingerie, because the time you most frequently hear those songs are when you're camming.

I won't put songs on my playlist that I know that the DJ will be playing at the club I go to anymore because as soon as he would play a song that has been on regular rotation on my camming playlist I stop having fun and can't stop thinking about work!

LexiLuvsU
03-30-2012, 03:42 PM
I used to think before I became a cam girl, that seeing a guy in the bra/undies section of stores, he was buying them for his wife/girlfriend. In some cases, this still might be true. But now however...

You know you're a camgirl when...you see a man in the bra/panties section of a store and you either 1.) Know he's about go home and model these for a cam girl at home. And 2.) Get annoyed because it wont be you he's paying to model them for & wishing you had a business card to casually give to him as you walk by.

bambimack
04-01-2012, 03:12 AM
me and my boyfriend were skyping one day and i decided to give him a little free show and after i was done, his jaw dropped in amazement, lol i guess i've gotten really good at this

MissEgo
04-01-2012, 05:03 PM
When you know the best lingerie sales (WHO just saved $162 off my total at La Senza yesterday?! ME!)

When all your friends want to go lingerie shopping with you, because you're the "expert"

When your friends tell you "You should open up a strip club, because then your lingerie purchases would be work-related!" <--- seriously. The girl who is dating my best guy friend posted that ON MY FACEBOOK WALL yesterday. And then another girl who is dating another guy friend of mine comments "And you could write off all your heels too!" hehehehehe

msmochaxx
04-02-2012, 09:20 AM
When your having sex with ur bf and you slip out a " oh that feels so good, fuck me baby mmm yaa you like that " LOL.....This juuuust about happened the other night, I was like omgg in my head , I for some reason think I have to "put on a show"

After cam last night my boyfriend wanted to have sex I said I was tired and he said I didnt have to do any work then I told him it was work just to moan lol he said i didnt even have to moan...then while he was going down on me I slipped and started pushing out moans and he was like "stop i told you that you didnt have to moan" ....best head ever lmao
sorry for the TMI lol

ManyRoses
04-02-2012, 01:27 PM
I used to think before I became a cam girl, that seeing a guy in the bra/undies section of stores, he was buying them for his wife/girlfriend. In some cases, this still might be true. But now however...

You know you're a camgirl when...you see a man in the bra/panties section of a store and you either 1.) Know he's about go home and model these for a cam girl at home. And 2.) Get annoyed because it wont be you he's paying to model them for & wishing you had a business card to casually give to him as you walk by.

Make a businesscard!! I always had them for stripping, and now I'm getting new ones made for camming...

ManyRoses
04-02-2012, 01:31 PM
When you notice a wireless network in your building called "ICanHearYouJackingOff" and immediately assume that they are making a dig at you!

And then you realise that you just moved in, and haven't actually worked yet. Yup. That just happened.

Also - when you assume every guy looking at you for a liiiiitle too long is a customer, and start trying to figure out who by their appearance (could that be lovingcowboy? Nah, he always wears a hat...looks a little like bigdawg, but I think his hair is differet...he looks nerdy enough to be hornyspock...). Then you realize that they are probably staring because you are buying babywipes, milk or some other innocous or boring item while in sweats and sneakers...and full work whore-paint with your hair perfectly coiffed.

sexymissblue
04-03-2012, 08:54 AM
Running out of coconut oil and the closest place is Walmart. You must get supplies so get your butt to the store (of course in sweats but looking hot!) You're already stoned and paranoid because of course you spent at least an hour toking and catching up on all the gossip at SW & AC that morn. Oh wait let me get hair dye and then cat treats for my cats would be good. Could use some new knee socks, too. Alright clearance panties! Hmmmm day 3 of my period I should re-up on those softcups for work this week. Oh can't forget why I came over here in the first place need that cheap lube! Hello elderly people waiting for your prescriptions at the counter. Don't mind me... grab and go! Turn around there's that baby oil I needed too. Never mind old man, never you mind.

Hehe! Yes that was today. Now off I go to try my hitachi for the first time it just arrived woohoo! Got to thank my regular with this show...

IsobelWren
04-04-2012, 08:11 PM
The maintenance guy comes by to fix the broken blinds that he forgot to fix, in his panic to get out of the apartment after he hears your goldshow countdown banter. As you're walking to show him the blinds that need fixing you spot a large tray of dildos that are just chilling out on the shelf. You casually drop the dish towel you were carrying on them. Why yes, I always put my dishtowel on the shelf upstairs after I've finished doing dishes downstairs. Pay no attention to the dick shaped lumps underneath it. Problem bro?

You don't even look back to see if he noticed. You don't even care at this point. Bish. I'm a camgirl. Whut? I'm just all kinds of smooth and nonchalant. Nothing to be ashamed of. Yes, I did have a *tray* of dildos that you might have seen before I sort of hid them like it was no big deal. And?

shywebcamgirl
04-04-2012, 08:50 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you are taken into exclusive and the custie asks you...

"You know Isobel Wren?"

(With slight hesitation in my voice) "Yes, I do. She is super, sexy, fun. Why do you ask?"

"I saw you guys talking to each other on Twitter. It is so hawt that you know each other!"

(My face now breaks out into a huge grin) "That is the problem with my job, all my 'co-workers' are so smoking hot that it distracts me from my job sometimes because I rather go watch them in their room then stay and work my own!"

IsobelWren
04-05-2012, 09:16 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you are taken into exclusive and the custie asks you...

"You know Isobel Wren?"

(With slight hesitation in my voice) "Yes, I do. She is super, sexy, fun. Why do you ask?"

"I saw you guys talking to each other on Twitter. It is so hawt that you know each other!"

(My face now breaks out into a huge grin) "That is the problem with my job, all my 'co-workers' are so smoking hot that it distracts me from my job sometimes because I rather go watch them in their room then stay and work my own!"

WHHHHHHUUUUUT! LOL, that's SO weird to me that someone would be like, "Oh do you know Isobel?" I'm still just thinking I'm just me, some normal, boring girl from the south. So when someone's like, "oh hai, ur famous." It's like umm whut?

:D But I totally think I know who you're talking about and I'm going to write you a PM.

h0ttie
04-05-2012, 10:14 AM
you know the feeling you get when someone in your room asks if you remember them...and you check your notes and they are super detailed. ;D

you also know the feeling you get when someone in your room asks if you remember them...and you have no notes. then you check and see you did a pretty long show with them... just yesterday...but you still have no idea who the hell they are. :O

Gabrielle_
04-05-2012, 02:27 PM
Your neighbor/mommy-friend sends you a youtube link for a girl that has some "really nice, casual, everyday makeup looks." LMAO! Guess I've gone to the bus-stop in dirty hook' makeup one too many times!

LaceyCummings
04-05-2012, 06:39 PM
Hey! It's my 100th post! Anyway, I've got two.
You know you're a cam girl when your UPS guy has become so accustomed to seeing you with perfect hair in 7-inch heels, a fluffy pink robe, and in full 'whore-paint' (I don't remember who I am stealing that from, but I love you it made me laugh so hard) that he actually doesn't recognize you and looks confused (and maybe disappointed) when he delivers a package on your day off, and you answer the door without make-up on for once, wearing actual clothing that isn't a robe thrown over lingerie. Like a person.
Also, at this point I think my UPS guy is on to me, due to the timing of his knocks. The first time he came a knockin just after a loud show where I was begging for cum in my face had ended I'd counted it as a blessing. "Oh, thank god he didn't show up earlier." That luck streak of perfect timing has carried on through at least 4 shows now, so I'm starting to think he is waiting for me to finish! He has never actually interrupted a show. Knock on wood I guess?

My other one is...I'm just speaking for myself here lol....you know you're a cam girl when you have way too much knowledge about how different your own vagina tastes at different points in your 28 day menstrual cycle ( and smells and feels, as well as the amount and consistency of wetness but I think we can all agree that taste is the most disturbing part to have such intimate knowledge of. At this point, I can actually taste when my period is coming several days in advance, due to slight variations I'v learned to recognize and that is weird and gross. That's camming for you. I have some days around ovulation when I am super creamy, which is great for shows, and I always think I should be selling my ovulation panties. lol.