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PrincessLuna
04-05-2012, 07:15 PM
My other one is...I'm just speaking for myself here lol....you know you're a cam girl when you have way too much knowledge about how different your own vagina tastes at different points in your 28 day menstrual cycle ( and smells and feels, as well as the amount and consistency of wetness but I think we can all agree that taste is the most disturbing part to have such intimate knowledge of. At this point, I can actually taste when my period is coming several days in advance, due to slight variations I'v learned to recognize and that is weird and gross. That's camming for you. I have some days around ovulation when I am super creamy, which is great for shows, and I always think I should be selling my ovulation panties. lol.
Yeap yeap yeap. I actually count this as a blessing. I have an in between period time of 34 days (super long) so it's hard to keep track of when it's time, but now that I've become a self cum connoisseur I know when to warn my SO from heading down south.
ManyRoses
04-05-2012, 07:23 PM
^^^ Baaahahaha! Oh yes....Overfamiliarity with ones own taste is definitely a cam girl thing! To the point that when I talk to vanilla friends, ocassionally sex pops up, including the idea of sucking a dick after it has been in you...and they say "eeeew no!" I'm thinking - what? Whats the big deal?
Although I am always tempted when guys say "what do you taste like? I bet you taste so sweet!" to say...
"Actually, I taste like fake raspberry white chocolate. its kinda sickly after a while, but I got a free bottle of flavored lube, and figured I might as well use it up on cam, seeing as I plow through the lube attempting to stay wet and good to go for a parade of cock close ups 30 hours a week....."
Marina Starr
04-05-2012, 08:17 PM
Appreciate the compliments but you much rather preferred cash!
Timor
04-06-2012, 07:00 PM
You realize that the lack of a geoblock on social networking sites legitimately bothers you, for absolutely no reason.
LilMissMuffett
04-06-2012, 11:58 PM
You realize that the lack of a geoblock on social networking sites legitimately bothers you, for absolutely no reason. yup, you're a camgirl.... that's the reason! :P
IsobelWren
04-17-2012, 07:26 PM
You sit in front of your video camera for 10 solid minutes, wracking your brain because you're trying to film a blowjob instruction video and you can't think of a good enough REASON a guy would need to learn to give a blowjob.
"I'm setting you up and you're going to jail so you'll need to learn to save your asshole...no...I'm ready to take our cuckholding thing to the next level so you'll give the blow jobs...maybe...I know you're a closet fag and the guys you're with told me you're terrible...too strange...um...I'm tired of giving blow jobs so I'm going to make you do it for me...*sigh* NO!"
For a moment you're genuinely frustrated because nothing seems compelling enough. Then you laugh, realizing how strange your life is.
IsobelWren
04-17-2012, 07:28 PM
You have a college degree, yet part of your job duties include sniffing your worn pantyhose to make sure they smell strongly enough to mail them to strangers who will masturbate with them.
anonymous camgirl
04-18-2012, 08:35 AM
I like the slippery when wet ovulation time a few days after the menstrual cycle ends..lol
Hey! It's my 100th post! Anyway, I've got two.
You know you're a cam girl when your UPS guy has become so accustomed to seeing you with perfect hair in 7-inch heels, a fluffy pink robe, and in full 'whore-paint' (I don't remember who I am stealing that from, but I love you it made me laugh so hard) that he actually doesn't recognize you and looks confused (and maybe disappointed) when he delivers a package on your day off, and you answer the door without make-up on for once, wearing actual clothing that isn't a robe thrown over lingerie. Like a person.
Also, at this point I think my UPS guy is on to me, due to the timing of his knocks. The first time he came a knockin just after a loud show where I was begging for cum in my face had ended I'd counted it as a blessing. "Oh, thank god he didn't show up earlier." That luck streak of perfect timing has carried on through at least 4 shows now, so I'm starting to think he is waiting for me to finish! He has never actually interrupted a show. Knock on wood I guess?
My other one is...I'm just speaking for myself here lol....you know you're a cam girl when you have way too much knowledge about how different your own vagina tastes at different points in your 28 day menstrual cycle ( and smells and feels, as well as the amount and consistency of wetness but I think we can all agree that taste is the most disturbing part to have such intimate knowledge of. At this point, I can actually taste when my period is coming several days in advance, due to slight variations I'v learned to recognize and that is weird and gross. That's camming for you. I have some days around ovulation when I am super creamy, which is great for shows, and I always think I should be selling my ovulation panties. lol.
AngeXx
04-18-2012, 08:42 AM
I'm gonna sound like such a scumbag for saying this, but can't help it.
You put off doing regular things, and everyday hygiene things become this big task. "Ooo I can't do that yet cause I have to film it!" "Let me set everything up so I can film myself washing my hair!" "Hmmm.....nope my hair on my legs isn't long enough yet before I can doing a shaving clip".
hahaha ...... oh the life of a c4s clips girl!
roast
04-18-2012, 09:05 AM
You laugh when guys say "I wish I were there with you". Not because that in of itself is already silly but you cant imagine him being turned on when he sees what the edges of your room that are not caught on cam really look like. "mmm yes, so glad youre here, now ignore the pet beds, baby monitor, empty Amazon boxes, my giant printer, pile of unsorted laundry, my coffee mug, coconut oil spill, and the multiple bundle of wires youll probably trip over :D Oh btw, my legs are stubbily and no deodorant today because I wasnt planning to leave the house! Wanna make outtt?
anonymous camgirl
04-18-2012, 09:19 AM
OMG to funny.. sounds like me.. some times i go days without shaving legs.. becuase they can't really see.. and no deodorant for me hardly ever.. and my room is a MESS except for the cam area because i am on cam 50+ hours a week.
You laugh when guys say "I wish I were there with you". Not because that in of itself is already silly but you cant imagine him being turned on when he sees what the edges of your room that are not caught on cam really look like. "mmm yes, so glad youre here, now ignore the pet beds, baby monitor, empty Amazon boxes, my giant printer, pile of unsorted laundry, my coffee mug, coconut oil spill, and the multiple bundle of wires youll probably trip over :D Oh btw, my legs are stubbily and no deodorant today because I wasnt planning to leave the house! Wanna make outtt?
qwerty24
04-18-2012, 11:34 AM
... my bf txts me while i'm camming "Since we get to see each other later on tonight, can you not cum for real on cam? I wanna make you cum."
and it makes me go 'awww!'
ManyRoses
04-18-2012, 11:45 AM
When you are at the gym, and every time a guy looks at you for a second too long, you assume that he is a fitness fetishist, and he is perving on you working out. You then start getting really mad about it, and your train of thought goes like this:
WTF is he staring at? Oh I get it, he's saving up the image to jerk off to later. What a fucking freeloader. I don't do this for free, you know - this is mah JOB. He shouldn't be able to just watch me like that, he should be PAYING. I should march right on over and tell him he owes me money if he is going to perv at me like that. I'm on this treadmill for 30 mins, and on C4S that would cost him $31! What a disgusting, cheap ASSHOLE. OMG HE IS STARING AT ME TOTALLY OPENLY NOW! He's not even hiding it!!! What if he has actually seen some of my fitness clips!?? WHO YOU LOOKING AT ASSHOLE??????
Aaaaand then you realise that he is probably staring at you because you are giving him the death-glare with a side of bitch-face because he glanced over for a second. Oh.
I'm finding a ladies-only gym. A really quiet one.
justanothercamgirl
04-18-2012, 12:24 PM
... my bf txts me while i'm camming "Since we get to see each other later on tonight, can you not cum for real on cam? I wanna make you cum."
and it makes me go 'awww!'
I must admit, for me I wouldn't go 'awww'
I'd wonder why he was so threatened by my having an orgasm when he wasn't around to the point that he was trying to control when and where I did have them. It isn't as if I only have one 'good' orgasm in me.
o_O
That is probably just me though. I am not bitter about my past relationships, I swear. Only a little tangy. ;D
msmochaxx
04-18-2012, 12:41 PM
I must admit, for me I wouldn't go 'awww'
I'd wonder why he was so threatened by my having an orgasm when he wasn't around to the point that he was trying to control when and where I did have them. It isn't as if I only have one 'good' orgasm in me.
o_O
That is probably just me though. I am not bitter about my past relationships, I swear. Only a little tangy. ;D
my bf says e feels like im cheatin on him with myself bc after i cum im not in the mood for sex for the rest of the day lol
MissEgo
04-18-2012, 04:09 PM
You laugh when guys say "I wish I were there with you". Not because that in of itself is already silly but you cant imagine him being turned on when he sees what the edges of your room that are not caught on cam really look like. "mmm yes, so glad youre here, now ignore the pet beds, baby monitor, empty Amazon boxes, my giant printer, pile of unsorted laundry, my coffee mug, coconut oil spill, and the multiple bundle of wires youll probably trip over :D Oh btw, my legs are stubbily and no deodorant today because I wasnt planning to leave the house! Wanna make outtt?
<3 roast. You're always so eloquent!
Totally true about being stubbliy. I keep buying thigh high stockings (like, the sock kinds) instead of just shaving...
ManyRoses
04-18-2012, 04:18 PM
<3 roast. You're always so eloquent!
Totally true about being stubbliy. I keep buying thigh high stockings (like, the sock kinds) instead of just shaving...
I DO THAT! Lol...Even when I was stripping, if I wasn't at a gown club, I would wear knee-high boots...
Now I am always in knee high socks or leg warmers so that I don't have to shave...and then I bump my exposure way up so that if someone asks me to take them off, it is barely visible that I am all stubbly and such...
If only they knew....LOL
qwerty24
04-19-2012, 01:21 PM
I must admit, for me I wouldn't go 'awww'
I'd wonder why he was so threatened by my having an orgasm when he wasn't around to the point that he was trying to control when and where I did have them. It isn't as if I only have one 'good' orgasm in me.
o_O
That is probably just me though. I am not bitter about my past relationships, I swear. Only a little tangy. ;D
Oh, it didn't mean to come across as if he was controlling when and how I get off. For me, if I have a few orgasms during my shift, after sex is a take it or leave it for me cause I'm not as horny and I most likely wont be able to get off again. Maybe my number/day is rather limited, unlike urs, justanothercamgirl. This entire situation seems to be very cam industry related, cause if I worked at the bank, then I wouldn't get txts like that.
Have any of you been so worked up after a shift without orgasms that you pretty much attack your significant other the second they appear? hehe
Frolic
04-19-2012, 01:24 PM
...you have all these great stories to tell but are scared of your custies finding out you're making fun of them.
justanothercamgirl
04-19-2012, 02:23 PM
Have any of you been so worked up after a shift without orgasms that you pretty much attack your significant other the second they appear? hehe
I figured it was just me! I am weird that way. ;D
You totally called what happens to me, if anything I end up so frustrated by 2 minute men that I just want to jump the next guy I see in real life. :)
bambimack
04-19-2012, 02:28 PM
^^^I hope i read this wrong or misunderstood so i won't be rude, but WTF, this is just a fun thread and even if so, i doubt any girl has had a guy come into her room and say hey i seen you making fun of me on Stripperweb... -_- and plus, alot of girls screename on here isn't the same one they use on their camsite.
Frolic
04-19-2012, 02:34 PM
Oh my name is different just some of the stories from potential/regulars are definitely specific enough that they'd recognize them. I'm sure there's been the odd guy or two that peeks in here.
I know I'm on the paranoid side.
SarahTime
04-19-2012, 10:41 PM
You know you're a cam girl when your kids bus driver says "It's always a pleasure to see you" and you think...... OMG. What exactly does he MEAN by "SEEEEEEE YOU?!?!" Omg..... he's seen me on cam.... yes he looks like the cam type, the white girl with a big booty type...... okay.... stay calm....
..... you're now certain that everyone who enjoys seeing you ENJOYS SEEING YOU and they ALL KNOW YOUR SECRET!!!
Peachesxo
04-19-2012, 10:50 PM
..... you're now certain that everyone who enjoys seeing you ENJOYS SEEING YOU and they ALL KNOW YOUR SECRET!!!
Oh GOD. THIS.
Some RANDOM guy on the bus said "Good to see you again." to me the other day... I am pretty sure he was drunk, but like- I'd never seen the guy before in my life, so I immediatly thought he was some free chat lurker who had seen me on cam and that geoblock hadn't work :O
Then yesterday some fireman bought my Starbucks for me for no reason .... If I had looked half deccent it wouldn't have been as suspicious but I looked like a total hobo... it was just, random.
Shit I think anyone who so much as smiles at me knows. THEY ALLL KNOWWW LOL
JGB2009
04-19-2012, 11:40 PM
u know u are a cam girl when u get a text on ur phone and u smile and u try to verbally give a answer out loud. Then u realize that person cant hear or see u, so u have to reply back the normal way.
bambimack
04-20-2012, 12:27 AM
^^lmao, that's hilarious!
bambimack
04-20-2012, 12:31 AM
oh i have one!
When you've been getting so many messages on mygirlfund you feel like any random guy who messages you on facebook or something should be paying you a dollar per message!!
anonymous camgirl
04-20-2012, 08:53 AM
god I have done that before but it was on yahoo and a cam site that had no audio in free chat..lol
u know u are a cam girl when u get a text on ur phone and u smile and u try to verbally give a answer out loud. Then u realize that person cant hear or see u, so u have to reply back the normal way.
justanothercamgirl
04-21-2012, 08:45 PM
When you are on your day off, walk over to your computer to do some stuff on it while naked and have to put your webcam in an upward direction towards the ceiling because you have been so trained to never be naked in free chat that it now feel awkward to have it pointed at you if you aren't doing a show online with someone.
maryjaynexo
04-22-2012, 05:46 AM
When you dream about accidentally leaving your cam on and going private while you're asleep. Wtf ;D
ClaudiaReina
04-22-2012, 06:18 AM
When you dream about accidentally leaving your cam on and going private while you're asleep. Wtf ;D
Tonight I was dreaming about editing and uploading clips to C4S!
Peachesxo
04-23-2012, 08:56 PM
When you're being lazy and watching T.V, and decide you should at least try to be "semi-productive".... so you grab your dildo and attempt to teach yourself how to deepthroat while watching The Voice...... :O
and then you realize you MUST post this in the "You know you're a Camgirl when" thread :rotfl:
MissSeraphim
04-28-2012, 08:22 AM
When people come over and you stash your webcam because to you that's just as naughty as your dildos.
I do this all the time then I'm like Wtf? It's just a webcam..
Tsani
04-28-2012, 01:51 PM
When people come over and you stash your webcam because to you that's just as naughty as your dildos.
I do this all the time then I'm like Wtf? It's just a webcam..
LMAO I do the same thing! I worry people will be like "what do you use that for?" and I'll be like "uhhhhh... video conferencing??"
MissSeraphim
04-28-2012, 08:20 PM
haha
I tell people it's for skyping so my kids dad, who is out of state, can see them. Which I do use it for but originally it was bought for this. I still stash it though so they're not like.."well you have a built in one, why did you get a fancy one?"
MissSeraphim
04-28-2012, 09:46 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you see a picture of a guy with a bunch of cash and think, "Well, that's not a credit card...What use is this?"
ManyRoses
04-28-2012, 09:54 PM
When you go out in the middle of the day to buy groceries, and you touch up your hair and makeup after you get BACK, not when you LEAVE....
Frolic
04-28-2012, 10:23 PM
When you give hand jobs and blow jobs to pieces of silicone.
nemcis
04-28-2012, 11:36 PM
When you see in your browser, that Stripperweb appears to be the most visited page :)
Tsani
04-29-2012, 01:04 AM
When you give hand jobs and blow jobs to pieces of silicone.
HAHA! Or if you go to a local toy store and ask if a toy is oral friendly and wonder why the clerk looks so puzzled.
JGB2009
05-05-2012, 04:11 PM
When ur watching a girl on television and she shows her boobs....and u say damn she does that for free and not for tokens!!! Yup thought that today while watching tv.....see my mind stays focused on work.
Tsani
05-06-2012, 11:19 PM
You see this picture on the internet and wonder if she's a camgirl...
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HaydenBlue
05-07-2012, 12:18 AM
When you go to the bank and they ask for your account # and you accidentally give them your C4S store # instead.
HaydenBlue
05-07-2012, 12:34 AM
You are constantly eyeballing men in the grocery store, or the mall and wondering if they're submissive.
And thinking-to-yourself:
"Hmm...I wonder if he secretly wants to deep-throat a cock."
"He looks like a total slut for a big black dick."
"He's so hot...I'd love to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on."
ClaudiaReina
05-07-2012, 12:59 AM
You are constantly eyeballing men in the grocery store, or the mall and wondering if they're submissive.
And thinking-to-yourself:
"Hmm...I wonder if he secretly wants to deep-throat a cock."
"He looks like a total slut for a big black dick."
"He's so hot...I'd love to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on."
Yes, yes, yes, I do this several times every day!! LMAO!;D I was a very socially awkward person when it came to talking to strangers (men), now I don't mind because I always wonder if they secretly wear buttplugs or pantyhose or any kind of female underwear, etc. Definitely a great way to beat social anxiety if you have good imagination!;D
Glasses
05-07-2012, 04:31 AM
One of your friends posts a picture of a pair of fetish heels on facebook, with a description: "Who the hell wears anything like THIS???? ROFL" And you think: Me for example. Naive little girl there are so many things you have no idea about...
Felicia Fyafly
05-09-2012, 08:00 AM
When you have to restrain urself from using the hitachi as a microphone! OMG! Also when a private ends and you turn ur music on again, u can't help feeling like 'intermission fellas, be there in a sec!' And final one for today when it's 1030 in the morning and u've made half ur day's pay already. YES! <3
LilMissMuffett
05-09-2012, 06:16 PM
you get seriously frustrated with figuring out your GMT and time zone!! grrr!
KatieStrips
05-09-2012, 08:01 PM
when the area you cam from is the only spot clean in your house
when the only thing you shave is your pussy (they cant notice the stubs on legs)
These are DEFINITELY ME! Haha
KatieStrips
05-09-2012, 08:20 PM
I know I'm a camgirl because I planned on taking a shower 2 hours ago but discovered this thread and now realize it's 2 hours later!
This thread is a riot!!
Ditto!