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Vlodina
05-10-2012, 03:24 AM
When you are about to log off for the night and have something to eat, but you end up having to put dinner off because your last private show was watching a dude eat his own shit with a pink fluorescent marker pen.

cutiebooty
05-10-2012, 08:15 AM
When you are about to log off for the night and have something to eat, but you end up having to put dinner off because your last private show was watching a dude eat his own shit with a pink fluorescent marker pen.

did this happen?

JESUS.

Vlodina
05-10-2012, 08:17 AM
did this happen?

JESUS.

A few times. He's bringing a knife and fork next time. Lol

Cam_Model_Jess
05-10-2012, 08:22 AM
A few times. He's bringing a knife and fork next time. Lol

bringing? as in he's not even in his own home, so he must actually prepare for the next session by bringing along utensils?

this gets even more interesting...

:gets popcorn:

nm, i'm not hungry

Vlodina
05-10-2012, 08:24 AM
bringing? as in he's not even in his own home, so he must actually prepare for the next session by bringing along utensils?

this gets even more interesting...

:gets popcorn:

nm, i'm not hungry

From his age and room I reckon he lives with his parents or is in student accommodation, so getting them in advance is the key. Oh, and a plate. :-D

BabyLove1981
05-10-2012, 12:26 PM
I just remembered this. When I first started camming guys would ask my Husband and I if I did ATM. I would always say no because I thought they were trying to get us to take their ATM bank card. lmao Duh!

Timor
05-11-2012, 06:31 AM
You open your email to find an amazon gift card from a regular that says 'happy early birthday' :goodvibes
I'm 23 in 15 days- not like I'm counting or anything.... :p

maryjaynexo
05-11-2012, 11:28 AM
When you wake up at 6 am, bright and early, greet the day with a smile and.... put on a faceful o' hooker makeup, 6 inch heels and some underwear. Ah, my uniform.

When you realize that you walk around the house doing everyday things in various states of undress. Just finished the last private of the day? Walk around naked. Tired after a gold show? Walk around with a bra on but no underwear. You live in constant fear of the doorbell ringing because you just KNOW you're going to be butt-ass naked with huge heels and makeup when your landlord/UPS/mailman/mother comes knocking.

Fridays
05-11-2012, 02:40 PM
u know you;re a camgirl when you don't cam.

ManyRoses
05-11-2012, 05:38 PM
When you actually think to yourself

"Ugh, I have to WORK. I've been chilling out in the sun for hours, and I don't want to have to go ALL the way UPSTAIRS to work for THREE WHOLE HOURS!!!"

Yup. I actually did that today. Then I reminded myself that almost no one gets to spend their "working day" lounging about in the sun and doing tiny bits of work whenever they feel like it.

shywebcamgirl
05-11-2012, 07:28 PM
When you actually think to yourself

"Ugh, I have to WORK. I've been chilling out in the sun for hours, and I don't want to have to go ALL the way UPSTAIRS to work for THREE WHOLE HOURS!!!"

Yup. I actually did that today. Then I reminded myself that almost no one gets to spend their "working day" lounging about in the sun and doing tiny bits of work whenever they feel like it.

This is so true, I forget how lucky I am all the time with this job. Thanks for the reminder, pussycat!

LilMissMuffett
05-11-2012, 07:58 PM
you return your empties to the beer store and know EXACTLY how much you'll get back because you're so used to multiplying nickles and dimes!

Timor
05-12-2012, 09:02 AM
Instead of coffee and the paper in the mornings, you have coffee and SW.

Vlodina
05-12-2012, 09:08 AM
Instead of coffee and the paper in the mornings, you have coffee and SW.

That's me! I wake up, reach for my phone and check emails, twitter and Adultwork. Then I go downstairs and put on the kettle while starting to read SW. And if there hasn't been much activity during the night, I'm disappointed!

maryjaynexo
05-12-2012, 06:31 PM
This has probably already been posted, but --when you are seriously considering buying lipgloss in bulk. I swear I go through gloss and lipstick at light speed.

When you absent-mindedly use your 'sexy voice' in a situation where it isn't so appropriate, or you're so used to putting a dirty spin on everything you say that you catch yourself almost making sexy small talk with male store clerks, or guys on the phone.

the shy girl
05-13-2012, 05:20 AM
I just remembered this. When I first started camming guys would ask my Husband and I if I did ATM. I would always say no because I thought they were trying to get us to take their ATM bank card. lmao Duh!

Well I just learned something new! LOL

qwerty24
05-15-2012, 10:45 PM
...you sign an email that is not cam-related with your fake camming name.

Lilly_Love
05-17-2012, 09:11 AM
I just had one of these you know you're a camgirl when moments..... i had to share lol

You know you're a camgirl when: You have to contact a wishlist specialist and end up explaining to 3 people you are waiting for a velvet paddle that hasn't came....... ~Blushes~ interesting moment in my lifetime to say the least ROFLMAO

Timor
05-17-2012, 11:11 AM
You have your 'what I do for work' story down so well you could probably fool a lie detector test.

hotgeekyemma
05-17-2012, 11:17 AM
When you start asking your real BF or hubby to dress in pantyhose and hump his pillow in front of you. While you stroke your strap on.

HoneySuckle
05-17-2012, 09:26 PM
When you're dead tired and getting undressed before bed, and suddenly realize that you're automatically doing sexy hip circles as you take off your jeans.


When you start asking your real BF or hubby to dress in pantyhose and hump his pillow in front of you. While you stroke your strap on.

*pft* Heck, I was into that sort of stuff before I started camming, lol. ;)

IsobelWren
05-18-2012, 05:23 AM
You discover your first grey hair. When looking for something to humorously blame it on when you complain about it to your RL friends later you skip over your man, your dog, your father's long illness and your 24/7 work schedule and settle on free chat.

Then you remember you can't say that because if your friends do know what you do they either don't want to hear about your job or won't understand wth "free chat" is.

goreantx
05-18-2012, 06:28 AM
...When you are taking a bath, shaving your nipples, and you begin to wonder if "normal people" have the good sense to shave their nipples.

Then you realize you didn't even consider that "some" people don't shave their pussy.

Then you kind of throw up in your mouth, thinking off all those unshaved pussies and nipples.

Then you remember the crusty dildo from last night that's nestled in your bag, and wonder why that doesn't seem gross at all?

Then you get out of the bath to put this on SW and the thought hits you "SOME" PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHAVE THEIR LEGS?!?!

Then you run across the house naked to put this on SW, and your family doesn't even bat an eyelash.

EDIT: Then you show this to your husband and he says "and some people don't shave their armpits" and you look at him wide eyed and he says "now you got to edit it"

AngeXx
05-18-2012, 07:22 AM
You see a picture of a guy in ladies undergarments, with the word bitch written across his belly. Your only response is.....oh no bb, your my bitch now!

PrincessLuna
05-18-2012, 08:56 AM
...When you are taking a bath, shaving your nipples

Shaving nipples; wait, what?

Glasses
05-18-2012, 09:09 AM
Shaving nipples; wait, what?

Haha, when you are reading SW and think SOME people actually shave their nipples... o.O

Since I cam I started to develop my own fetishes. Or I always had them, just discovered them lately? I don't know. But I have a special thing for guys wearing white shorts, with the red "lifeguard" on their bottom. I also love very short hair with a special type of policeman hat... Ummmm-hummm... Yea.

Since I try to watch the world with the guys' eyes, I changed a lot. I think in a positive direction. I was really mean and rude before, but now I find something beautiful and magnificient in every single women.

Timor
05-18-2012, 04:05 PM
Whenever a guy gives you his number, your knee jerk reaction is to toss it to a random to have them trolled.

MissEgo
05-18-2012, 09:03 PM
I do it too goreantx!! SHAVE ALL THE THINGS!! I hate body hair.

Fallenangel2904
05-19-2012, 01:38 AM
When you see a sale on baby wipes and get excited...and you don't have kids...

IsobelWren
05-19-2012, 11:15 AM
...When you are taking a bath, shaving your nipples, and you begin to wonder if "normal people" have the good sense to shave their nipples.

Then you realize you didn't even consider that "some" people don't shave their pussy.

Then you kind of throw up in your mouth, thinking off all those unshaved pussies and nipples.

Then you remember the crusty dildo from last night that's nestled in your bag, and wonder why that doesn't seem gross at all?

Then you get out of the bath to put this on SW and the thought hits you "SOME" PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHAVE THEIR LEGS?!?!

Then you run across the house naked to put this on SW, and your family doesn't even bat an eyelash.

EDIT: Then you show this to your husband and he says "and some people don't shave their armpits" and you look at him wide eyed and he says "now you got to edit it"

:D I haven't ever even thought to shave my nipples.

For several years early college I didn't shave ANYTHING. Don't barf or anything, but I had a really impressive crop of hair going on. Arms, pits, legs, pussy, ass crack, everryyything. Had I been aware of the concept of porn or hairy fetish porn at the time I could have made a mint. You could have hidden coins in my armpits and grown crops in my pubic hair...

ok Isobel, now you're just antagonizing Gorean. Shaddup. :D

*slowly wanders away, runs back and rubs her hairy armpits on you, runs away squealing like a little kid*

Tsani
05-19-2012, 12:55 PM
LMAO @ Isobel you so funny. I'm jealous of the ladies who don't have to shave their nipples. Yes, I'll admit it, I grow hair there unfortunately. I pluck my nipple hair though cuz there's not much of it and it keeps it from growing back so fast. But yes, it has occurred to me while plucking my nipples (sounds more painful than it is O.o) that some women have nipple hairs but don't have any need to do pluck or shave them.

ManyRoses
05-20-2012, 01:08 PM
LMAO @ Isobel you so funny. I'm jealous of the ladies who don't have to shave their nipples. Yes, I'll admit it, I grow hair there unfortunately. I pluck my nipple hair though cuz there's not much of it and it keeps it from growing back so fast. But yes, it has occurred to me while plucking my nipples (sounds more painful than it is O.o) that some women have nipple hairs but don't have any need to do pluck or shave them.


I'm a plucker too....stupid. body. hair. I have these little random clusters of 2-3 hairs in the most annoying places...hollow of my throat, nipples, between my boobs and on my belly button. I even get a couple little hairs on my TOES that I pluck. I feel like a freaking hobbit. : (

Tsani
05-20-2012, 01:29 PM
Haha I know what you mean about the random hairs. I consider myself lucky that I don't really grow hair on my upper legs so I never have to shave that part but there is this ONE random long dark hair that pops up in the middle of my inner thigh that I have to pluck.

justme23
05-20-2012, 01:43 PM
When you always try to increase yr targets... to be more and more.....

neliana
05-20-2012, 09:45 PM
When you're in the middle of a show, and you have to stop to get the door for the pizza guy, who says "sorry" with a big smile and wink. Awkward.. I totally didnt expect anyone to book a show in the next 30 mins when I ordered that pizza!

Fridays
05-20-2012, 11:00 PM
when u work 8 hours in a day.. a random day.. and pet yourself on the back telling yourself
" omg, you;re great, your working SO hard!"

Timor
05-21-2012, 07:37 AM
You wait for your shoes to be completely destroyed. Not so you can go shopping, but so you can put up a ruined shoes vid on c4s.

qwerty24
05-21-2012, 12:58 PM
when u work 8 hours in a day.. a random day.. and pet yourself on the back telling yourself
" omg, you;re great, your working SO hard!"

8 hours on cam is great! way to go! My other job, I can do 12-16 hour shifts no problem. But 4 hours on cam and I'm done! hehe Good job on 8, lady!

Vanessa_Paws
05-21-2012, 06:37 PM
When you work at subway as a part time job and some guy says "sorry I don't have anything to tip you but I do have some bus tokens!" AND YOU FREEZE AT "TOKENS" like "omg he's seen me he knows he KNOWSSSSSSSS. But seriously, why the fuck would I want your bus tokens, dude?!

Glasses
05-25-2012, 06:21 AM
We all know how normal people end their shifts at work. You do it contrarivise. When you end your long shift and turn your cam off, you are like this:



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Jinja
05-25-2012, 06:53 AM
When you're house hunting with your husband, and a good camming space is more important than granite counter tops or a nice backyard.

LadyCoco
05-25-2012, 01:02 PM
When you're smiling at your monitor and you're not even camming.
When you grope your breasts for no reason.

bigladyx
05-25-2012, 01:11 PM
When you can list one or all of these as your job description, and still be telling the truth with out describing yourself as a camgirl:
makeup artist
photographer
filmographer
hair stylist
model
dancer
computer tech.
mathematician
researcher
marketer
therapist

Jessica1001
05-25-2012, 08:20 PM
When you keep your built-in laptop webcam swiveled away from you (or put a sticker over it), because you're not entirely convinced that no one is watching you through it, even though you're offline.

PrincessLavender
05-25-2012, 08:20 PM
When a cam customer says to you "I waited on a customer at work today that looked like you and I wanted bend her over the counter and fuck her" you get all paranoid and just have to ask where he works because you just got back from Subway.

On a normal day this wouldn't bother me cuz I only leave the house maybe twice a week, but I literally had only been home about 30 min before hoping online and Subway was closing as I was leaving. Lol. (Wasn't him btw, he worked at a grocery store. Lol.)

PrincessLavender
05-25-2012, 08:22 PM
When you keep your built-in laptop webcam swiveled away from you (or put a sticker over it), because you're not entirely convinced that no one is watching you through it, even though you're offline.

Omg! i have though about doing this more than once. I use an external webcam instead of the built in one and the second I sign off webcam I turn it to the wall.

sexysusie
05-25-2012, 08:29 PM
I stood in the middle of a half grown corn field today, blazing sun beating down, birds singing, bees buzzing, in the middle of the afternoon, with nowhere to go but wherever i felt like.. and thought "wow, I am SO FUCKING LUCKY!". Who the hell else gets to do this on a work day? So i hopped on cam tonight to say thank you to the universe lol x


When you actually think to yourself

"Ugh, I have to WORK. I've been chilling out in the sun for hours, and I don't want to have to go ALL the way UPSTAIRS to work for THREE WHOLE HOURS!!!"

Yup. I actually did that today. Then I reminded myself that almost no one gets to spend their "working day" lounging about in the sun and doing tiny bits of work whenever they feel like it.

sexysusie
05-25-2012, 08:34 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you respond to a thread like this at 4.30am, then continue to giggle your way through it, eventually waking up your other half who says wtf are you doing, come to bed, SOME of us have work in the morning!

Rina
05-25-2012, 08:39 PM
When you walk in the kitchen and hear your gf saying aloud as she beats the eggs for breakfast " that's right bitch, take it, you like it don't you, you whore" and don't blink an eye when she looks up at you and says she's practicing her verbal humiliation skills. You just nod and ask if she made tea.

Vanessa_Paws
05-25-2012, 11:33 PM
Fake eyelashes on your bed

on your counter top

on your laptop

in your underwear

on your ass

on dildos

FUCKING FINDING THEM EVERYWHERE NOW