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neliana
05-26-2012, 12:41 AM
When shopping for dildos/sex toys online takes forever and is SUPER serious lol. I've been looking on amazon and googling/SW searching every toy that Im interested in to see what it's made of, reviews, etc. I never thought I would spend this much time researching sex toys!
Tsani
05-26-2012, 12:55 AM
When shopping for dildos/sex toys online takes forever and is SUPER serious lol. I've been looking on amazon and googling/SW searching every toy that Im interested in to see what it's made of, reviews, etc. I never thought I would spend this much time researching sex toys!
Yes! This! I usually have my web browser with like 5 tabs open to different toy sites, comparing prices and shipping and what site has this and what site has that lol.
PrincessLavender
05-26-2012, 01:29 AM
When listening to a song on YouTube and dancing you find yourself thinking "If I do a striptease video to this song I'm going to do this..." and then think, "OMG I need to post this in the "You Know You're A Camgirl When" thread.
Yep, Just happened.
KillKeely
05-26-2012, 04:38 AM
on cam i've tend to mimic some randoms sometimes (all the time >.> <.<) and i say "bb" a fair amount
and lately it's been slipping into my normal talks with friends when i'm trying to be a smartass
and the other day a few ppl called me out on it :tapedshut oopsiez
Hailez yeah
05-26-2012, 04:42 AM
When you can fuck yourself and get paid for it LOL
When you think hmmmmm I can fuck myself through college
When you think hey I'm getting paid as much as a dr an hour if not more for not even thinking
When you get in a group show with a guy who loves ass, and a guy who loves heels you only hope your panties don't get stuck on your heel as you bend over doggy style on your bed
When people say "go fuck yourself" you think only for 15+ an hour
Glasses
05-26-2012, 09:19 AM
When you think hey I'm getting paid as much as a dr an hour if not more for not even thinking
Cough, cough. Without thinking you will earn nowhere near that for sure. You sound a bit like what the haters would say. :O
Hailez yeah
05-27-2012, 01:27 AM
No where near hater. Just newbie
Fridays
05-27-2012, 10:22 AM
When you think hmmmmm I can fuck myself through college
this is so funny lol :)
Omg! i have though about doing this more than once. I use an external webcam instead of the built in one and the second I sign off webcam I turn it to the wall.
I am one better I unplug my webcam when I am not on cam....but then I need a new cam like every 6months....
justanothercamgirl
05-28-2012, 12:57 PM
When you realize that the reason you webcam has been looking like shit lately is because the lens has built up layer about layer of lube over the last six months from you raising and lowering the camera at work and you spend 20 minutes cleaning off the lens it is like you have a whole new webcam. :D
the shy girl
05-29-2012, 03:16 PM
...a potential roommate says he wouldn't mind if you walked around/went hot tubbing in your birthday suit and your first thought is, " Bitch please! Not unless you're paying $4.99/min!"
ManyRoses
05-29-2012, 03:26 PM
When you cut off all the labels from panties so they don't poke out on cam....
LadyCoco
05-29-2012, 04:47 PM
When you go lingerie shopping and you wonder if the color will show up good on the cam.
Rosexxxx
05-29-2012, 08:05 PM
When your room is over taken with lingerie. lol
When you are racing around your house at 8am frantically looking for your strap-on because it's time to go to work.
Jessica1001
05-29-2012, 09:16 PM
^^^ I don't own a strap-on, but I rig up a pretty passable one by tying a pair of black pantyhose around the base of a fat black dildo, and then attaching it to myself by tying the pantyhose legs around me. I'm not very disciplined with 'undoing' everything and cleaning up once I am done, though.
So for me, the corresponding 'You know you're a camgirl when....' moment happens on Monday morning when I am rushing around and running late trying to get dressed for my Monday meetings at my vanilla job, and the the only fucking pantyhose I can find in my underwear drawer are either knotted up, or tied to dildos.
;-)
SexylilRedhead
05-30-2012, 01:56 AM
When some guy hits on you.. and instead of being flattered, you feel like he is "freeloading"
When you dont want to skype with your friends and family because "WTF, Im not getting on cam for FREE!"
When you check, double check... then check again to be sure which account you are on before you post or send anything. And even afterwards, you feel that twinge of panic and check again.
lol. =/
GlitteryGoddess
05-30-2012, 02:11 AM
When you try to get out of going to the wedding of your bf's friend... because its probably going to be busy on cam and you'd rather work.
trinabanks
05-30-2012, 01:50 PM
when the only friends you hang out with are other cam models and the conversations is always about what weird shit you heard that week!
AngeXx
05-30-2012, 04:29 PM
When your camscore goes up and you find yourself checking out your profile ALL the time and saying "Damn, I love me". Well....that and looking at my payoneer load thinking I just made that amount working an hour and half? Wait, what?! "Who's the bitch now....oh yeah, it's me!"
Vanessa_Paws
05-30-2012, 07:32 PM
When you have to make the hard decision to use the last bit of coconut oil for your hair or for the next time you're on cam.
SexylilRedhead
05-30-2012, 08:53 PM
lmao @ this one, Im an oil freak!! LOVE Castor oil, Olive Oil and Coconut oil!!!
Im constantly running out of baby oil and going through my carrior oils trying to decide which one im willing to sacrafice.
neliana
05-30-2012, 09:29 PM
Im an oil freak too! Thanks to all the amazon giftcards I get, I have like 3 bottles of castor oil, two jars of coconut oil and a giant bottle of olive oil. Castor oil is amazing if you have really thick coarse hair! And I use coconut/olive oil for damn near everything lol
SexylilRedhead
05-30-2012, 10:17 PM
haha yessssss Thats exactly how i get mine! tnx amazon!
I actually got the castor oil to do heat packs because i was having painful ovulation due to cysts on my ovaries (TMI but good for other girls to know)
... also helps with fertility.
ANYWAY its main function has turned out to be for my hair! I cant get enough of it. I also have really curly course hair. Coconut and oilive oil make my hair crunchy but castor oil makes it soooo smooth. I like to twist it out so that my fingers smoth it down with the castor oil and when i take the twists out my hair looks and feels completely undamaged.
lol - sorry OP. didnt mean to turn your post into the long hair care forum =x
Timor
06-01-2012, 05:11 AM
When you're brushing your teeth in the morning before heading out to the day job and it strikes you as suddenly hilarious that you can deepthroat a 7-inch dildo no problem, but sticking your toothbrush in your mouth automatically brings on the gag face.
You think about setting up your extra room in your house as a camming studio that nearby camgirls can use (yeah, guilty, thinking of doing this)
Someone pisses you off at work and you think "where the FUCK is my ban/kick/ignore button?!?"
A big store is having a huge closing-out sale and you race inside to grab baby wipes. And you almost cry because they've already all been taken.
The idea of going on a dating site is enough to bring on a twitch. Not because it's internet dating, but because there's NO way on god's green earth you're putting up pictures of yourself, dealing with freeloading guys that only want to see ass, and answering mundane questions that could be answered by reading your profile, for FREE.
"Spender. Freeloader. Non-spending but probably keeps credits in his account to get attention. Ooooo, he looks like he could be a whale!"
You deliberately hide your feet/hands/whatever it is that you catch a person looking at on the train/bus to work. Fuck you, pay me.
Jinja
06-01-2012, 07:40 AM
When you're brushing your teeth in the morning before heading out to the day job and it strikes you as suddenly hilarious that you can deepthroat a 7-inch dildo no problem, but sticking your toothbrush in your mouth automatically brings on the gag face.
This!! Every time I brush my teeth I practically projectile vomit. But a sloppy BJ on a huge fake cock? No problem.
CariDee
06-01-2012, 07:52 AM
When you just discover the benefits of organic coconut oil as a lubricant and think to yourself : oh , my p*ssy will constantly be smelling of coconuts from now on :D He he!
shannonkristin
06-01-2012, 07:55 AM
You have dreams about panties being on sale, and buying hundreds of pairs!
LadyCoco
06-01-2012, 09:03 AM
You have dreams of doing well on the cam!
Fallenangel2904
06-02-2012, 08:08 PM
When you have Stripperweb open 24/7 in your web browser and your best friend goes on your laptop to check something and opens up to the 'You know you're a camgirl when...' thread. True story. She just gave me a weird look, good thing she knows what I do for a living lol.
the shy girl
06-04-2012, 01:45 PM
...you get a Victoria's Secret catalog and go fucking ape shit! There are so many cute bras and panties, you have to have them all!
discoskittle
06-06-2012, 11:33 PM
...when you log off and cry, feeling like fellas would rather have their teeth pulled than to tip you.
the shy girl
06-10-2012, 11:39 PM
...a friend asks what atm means and you reply without hesitation, "it means ass to mouth, baby. But I don't do that."
Turns out it means "at the moment" or "automatic teller machine" Oops!
Hailez yeah
06-11-2012, 02:14 AM
HAHAHAHAHA "ATM" I think it means that ALLLLL the time. When I get a text and it says "Not atm" I always debate if it means ass to mouth or at the moment and 99% of the time it's at the moment HA!
Jessica1001
06-13-2012, 11:03 PM
At vanilla job, in boring meetings/lectures/seminars, I often look around the room at all the other women in pantsuits and pencil skirts, legs crossed and dangling their heels lazily/sexily from a stockinged foot...
...and I think to myself, "damn... If I was brave enough to surreptitiously make some foot fetish clips with my iPhone right now.... :-) ...but would I need to get signed model consents for that?"
IsobelWren
06-14-2012, 09:40 AM
...and I think to myself, "damn... If I was brave enough to surreptitiously make some foot fetish clips with my iPhone right now.... :-) ...but would I need to get signed model consents for that?"
LOL, nice!
But yeah, you would need two forms of ID and a filled out, signed 2257
LaurenAus
06-14-2012, 09:44 AM
when the centerpiece of your room is a towel with dildos and baby oil on it
MissEgo
06-14-2012, 03:32 PM
When you get ready with a friend to go out, and you CAN'T wear jeans in case there are jeans fetishists (don't want them getting off for free!!)... and you can't wear open-toed shoes for the same reason... and oh, wrist watches are out too...
and your friend can't stop laughing at how greedy you are that you REFUSE to let guys jerk it to your wrist watch for free.
lmao.
roast
06-14-2012, 03:41 PM
you've repeatedly had this internal debate in the mirror, staring at yourself, after you're finished with your camming makeup:
"Am I wearing enough eyeliner?"
"Im not wearing enough eyeliner."
"I should put on more eyeliner"
"But should I?"
"Or is this enough?"
"Hmmm."
"Ill put on more eyeliner!"
-puts on more eyeliner-
"I put on too much eyeliner"
"....but is it enough eyeliner?"
"I dont know."
"I think I need more eyeliner..."
"No, no more eyeliner"
"There is a fine line between vampy hot and Amy Winehouse... restrain yourself"
"Maybe more eyeshadow?"
"Hmmm."
"No."
"No! I look fine!"
-gets on cam-
-staring at yourself in camming software-
"I think I need more eyeliner...
"Ill put on more eyeliner"
"No, I have enough eyeliner on FFS!"
"but....where is my lipgloss?"
"Should I put on more lipgloss?"
"I should buy more lipgloss... and eyeliner...."
"........ seriously, where the fuck is my lipgloss?!"
And you have this internal vapid !struggle! all while having a picture perfect smile on your face while streaming
Timor
06-19-2012, 12:26 PM
"you look really familiar" = >_< FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Classy_Katy
06-19-2012, 12:46 PM
You look at clothes in shops and instead of thinking of them being for yourself, you're thinking how they might work on cam.
When you see a guy looking at you, you feel an impulse to start stripping
You flirt and smile more than you ever used to
OMG I am the same way. Super protective of my feet. If a guy looks at my feet a second too long in public. I find myself thinking he is a cheap perv getting it for free.
When you get ready with a friend to go out, and you CAN'T wear jeans in case there are jeans fetishists (don't want them getting off for free!!)... and you can't wear open-toed shoes for the same reason... and oh, wrist watches are out too...
and your friend can't stop laughing at how greedy you are that you REFUSE to let guys jerk it to your wrist watch for free.
lmao.
AngeXx
06-19-2012, 03:47 PM
Lol. I hate when I'm walking along (6 months pregnant) and I get the "hey bb" looks. Instantly I'm thinking about how he's a pregnancy/belly/possible belly button/ fetishist! Ughh....maybe I should just carry cards with me that include a link to my C4S store.
MissEgo
06-19-2012, 06:14 PM
When you have no idea what else you could POSSIBLY need from Amazon.
When you start capitalizing the words Me, My, Mine, etc. EVERY TIME you type them, due to your recent discovery of domination.
LilMissMuffett
06-19-2012, 06:27 PM
LOL!! When you just spent the last 30 minutes procrastinating ("doing research") on SW when u should've been getting ready for a shift!! OMG this is like my re-occurring post here. I HAVE GOT to ban myself from this site!! :P
MissSeraphim
06-21-2012, 09:16 PM
When you worked one day in the first half of the month and still made $100
Classy_Katy
06-21-2012, 10:24 PM
You're glad the weather is really bad.
MissEgo
06-22-2012, 10:35 AM
"No don't eat that / touch that / use that, that's for work!" comes out of your mouth WAY too often.
Pizza in the freezer? NO! I need that for a fetish video! Same with that bottle of root beer!
White board with numbers written all over it? Cam shows!
Chair placed in the middle of the living room with a lamp standing behind it? I need it there to record a video!!
My poor boyfriend.
Classy_Katy
06-22-2012, 11:03 AM
The middle shelf of the fridge is out of bounds to the other members of the household.
You shop for groceries paying particular attention to the shape and size of the cucumbers etc.
Timor
06-26-2012, 05:19 PM
*out shopping for groceries*
Cashier: oh something smells like coconut!
Me: must be sunscreen... (was camming approx. 30 min before leaving house)