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sexymissblue
06-29-2012, 05:42 AM
Going to bed with a sore throat from a day where it seemed everyone wanted deepthroat/beej shows!
Putting off camming an hour to veg out, just because you get ur period that day. You justify it that ur not taking the whole day off- of course u'll be using a cup so u can still beat up ur pussy all day.
*Side note to this: Hoping the next RT date can't tell u've got the cup in!!
justanothercamgirl
06-29-2012, 06:00 AM
When your daydreams are full of what your ideal new cam space will look like.
justanothercamgirl
06-29-2012, 07:29 AM
When while you are trying to get all-natural peanut butter to spread on your toast your mind actually goes through this conversation with itself.
"y for u not spread, bb?"
"spread for me, bb"
"plz spread for me"
"spread for me, and I go pvt 1 hour, bb. I promise"
----
I seriously need to get out more.
Classy_Katy
06-29-2012, 07:53 AM
When while you are trying to get all-natural peanut butter to spread on your toast your mind actually goes through this conversation with itself.
"y for u not spread, bb?"
"spread for me, bb"
"plz spread for me"
"spread for me, and I go pvt 1 hour, bb. I promise"
----
I seriously need to get out more.
Peanut butter will never be the same for me again LOL
Melodie
06-29-2012, 08:05 AM
LOL soooo awesome!
Last night some retard told me he would give me $10000 (yes, ten thousand!) for a show AFTER me and my boyfriend kissed for a while.
Edit - I meant to quote about the pb here.
Melodie
06-29-2012, 09:05 AM
When you put on makeup and do your hair before you fart (bc you're making a fart fetish vid...)
This happened to me just now, and now I don't even have to fart. :( lol.
Vlodina
06-29-2012, 09:09 AM
When even though you're a camgirl and this is how you make your money, sometimes when you are in private with a really boring guy, you're fucking yourself and thinking "OMG why won't he come already?!?!?!?!"
mimiboo69
06-29-2012, 09:35 PM
When even though you're a camgirl and this is how you make your money, sometimes when you are in private with a really boring guy, you're fucking yourself and thinking "OMG why won't he come already?!?!?!?!"
You are soooo right, I was in a private for 32mins I was WTF I ask him what will make you cum is there anything that I am doing wrong LOL tell what will make you cum LOL My arm was like dead LOL
anonymous camgirl
06-30-2012, 01:06 PM
not me!! I am thinking about what's for dinner?? what bill is due today?? is there anything i must do?? maybe i should do the laundry.. i totally zone out..lol
When even though you're a camgirl and this is how you make your money, sometimes when you are in private with a really boring guy, you're fucking yourself and thinking "OMG why won't he come already?!?!?!?!"
Classy_Katy
06-30-2012, 01:26 PM
...when your right arm becomes amazingly strong and toned!
My favourite toy is a very thick, natural looking vibrator...I've had to buy a smaller one as it was just too much hard work and I'd be willing the guys to cum too! Even worse when I was using a cucumber, that would get really uncomfortable after a while!
Vlodina
06-30-2012, 01:39 PM
The problem with cucumbers (apart from the fact they are mostly slightly too big for me) is the following: you put them in the fridge and then they're too cold to use. You leave them out and they go floppy really quickly (lol). How DOO you overcome these problems? ;-)
Classy_Katy
06-30-2012, 01:44 PM
The problem with cucumbers (apart from the fact they are mostly slightly too big for me) is the following: you put them in the fridge and then they're too cold to use. You leave them out and they go floppy really quickly (lol). How DOO you overcome these problems? ;-)
I get the cucumber out about 30 mins before, wipe off the condensation, use it when cool and make the realistic "Ooo...that's so cold!" part of my show LOL.
Vlodina
06-30-2012, 01:48 PM
Then you chop it up into a salad for the inlaws. :-D
Classy_Katy
06-30-2012, 01:58 PM
LOL...no, I'm not that cruel!
Vanessa_Paws
07-01-2012, 01:55 AM
when while you are trying to get all-natural peanut butter to spread on your toast your mind actually goes through this conversation with itself.
"y for u not spread, bb?"
"spread for me, bb"
"plz spread for me"
"spread for me, and i go pvt 1 hour, bb. I promise"
----
i seriously need to get out more.
i just choked oh my god :rotfl:
Glasses
07-01-2012, 11:32 AM
Then you chop it up into a salad for the inlaws. :-D
LOL First I thought, shit I will do it! But then, hell I won't let them eat the cucumber I fucked, for FREE! :D
CarolinaBelle
07-01-2012, 12:41 PM
LOL First I thought, shit I will do it! But then, hell I won't let them eat the cucumber I fucked, for FREE! :D
hehehe }:D that just made my day!
KimKlass
07-04-2012, 06:52 AM
When you freak the fuck out because some idiot popped into your room and said, "Hey omg I know you!"
Then you freak out and PM him to curse him out and tell him if he says your name in the room, you'll castrate him ...
Then you look at your main chat and see that he said, "You look like my future girlfriend bb lol," and switch from freaked out to fucking furious in no seconds flat.
Marina Starr
07-04-2012, 08:47 AM
When you are not shy around any hot looking man. Men find your direct eye contact and flirting nature intimidating that they are turned on by it!
Vlodina
07-04-2012, 09:02 AM
When you have random thoughts like "I wonder if camgirls who don't have English as their first language find that their English gets worse over time because guys on camsites talk nonsense..?"
maryjaynexo
07-04-2012, 03:28 PM
When every time you fart when your camera isn't on, you feel like you're farting out money. And when you record your farts so much, that when your boyfriend hears you do one, he loudly yells "HEY THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, YOU SHOULD'VE RECORDED IT."
ThatOneGirl
07-04-2012, 03:51 PM
When your boyfriend/husband is not-so-secretly excited when you have a night full of quickies, because he knows that sexual frustration's gotta go SOMEWHERE. :-P
ThatOneGirl
07-13-2012, 04:01 PM
One from last night!
You know you're a camgirl when you walk to the grocery store for the sole purpose of letting the humidity un-straighten your hair, because you have to shoot the final scene of a video in which your hair is not straightened. And then having a mild panic attack because you can't tell what color eye-shadow you're wearing in the already-filmed segments.
MissEgo
07-13-2012, 05:11 PM
When you have a closet in your bedroom for your clothes, and then a closet in the spare bedroom full of lingerie (including a boxes of thongs, stockings, boyshorts, and "outfit accessories").
When your mother gives you her antique china cabinet, and you turn it into a cabinet to display all of your high heels.
KimKlass
07-15-2012, 05:04 AM
When you start getting pissed because you can't find those silicone banded stay-up thigh highs in any other colors but fucking red, black, white, or nude. I need those stockings to not move without the aid of a garter in unusual colors, you stocking-maker fucks!
Vlodina
07-15-2012, 05:27 AM
When you start getting pissed because you can't find those silicone banded stay-up thigh highs in any other colors but fucking red, black, white, or nude. I need those stockings to not move without the aid of a garter in unusual colors, you stocking-maker fucks!
I don't know if you like fencenet stockings, but I have them in neon pink, neon green, and bright orange. They are stretchy at the top to stay up, and I bought them on ebay from a few different sellers.
GlitteryGoddess
07-15-2012, 05:35 AM
Fencenet stockings are awesome. The band on mine is rather stretchy and they stay up unaided. <3
KimKlass
07-15-2012, 05:45 AM
Hmm fence net, you say? I have seen those, but I couldn't be sure if they'd stay up! I really like the ones I just got with the silicone. Those fuckers didn't budge through my vigorous dance shows, so I fell in love and sought more colors, only to be disappointed lol. Then I also worry about the "sausage casing" effect on my thighs. Mine aren't exactly delicate sticks hehe. But thanks, will look into those : D
KimKlass
07-15-2012, 05:48 AM
LOL
You know you're a cam girl when you immediately went to Amazon after the above posts, typed out "fence net thigh highs", then giggled like a moron because the search returned exactly 69 results!
ThatOneGirl
07-15-2012, 07:04 AM
Hmm fence net, you say? I have seen those, but I couldn't be sure if they'd stay up! I really like the ones I just got with the silicone. Those fuckers didn't budge through my vigorous dance shows, so I fell in love and sought more colors, only to be disappointed lol. Then I also worry about the "sausage casing" effect on my thighs. Mine aren't exactly delicate sticks hehe. But thanks, will look into those : D
You can always line the inside of the band of any part of stockings with super-glue. I can never get stockings to stay up without garters or something sticking to my skin; I'm too skinny. :-(
FlirtyFiona
07-15-2012, 09:54 AM
When you startle yourself awake because you think you fell asleep while still on cam...
Incantatious
07-15-2012, 11:51 PM
When, in a sleep deprived manner, you click on a YouTube video and get genuinely confused as to why there is no GOLD show countdown on the video.
This just happened to me.
And it was none other than a video log of my boyfriend's... I'd been watching GOLD shows all night and then watched his YouTube video... Yes, for a split-second, I wanted to tip my own boyfriend on YouTube. :|
Oh man.. This must happen to guys a lot.. Guys who frequent camsites. I can just see it - "Oooh Jenna Marbles looks smokin' today. Wait, what?!... Y I CAN'T TIP HER?! OPEN TITS BB!"
I need sleep.
WealthyCamChick
07-17-2012, 12:07 PM
u go to the dollar store to get a bottle of iced tea & see a pack of balloons by the register & get excited as ideas come to mind, that have nothing to do with bday parties lol
*my 1st post btw (long time lurker) so hi everybody!
FlirtyFiona
07-17-2012, 02:18 PM
...when you have to clean lube off of your computer and keyboard
u go to the dollar store to get a bottle of iced tea & see a pack of balloons by the register & get excited as ideas come to mind, that have nothing to do with bday parties lol
*my 1st post btw (long time lurker) so hi everybody!
Seriously thought about doing balloon fetish on cam. Haven't seen many that do... Wondering how lucrative it would be for me...Welcome!
KimKlass
07-17-2012, 02:34 PM
I have a phobia of balloons popping LOL that fetish would not work for me! :D
Classy_Katy
07-17-2012, 02:59 PM
Seriously thought about doing balloon fetish on cam. Haven't seen many that do... Wondering how lucrative it would be for me...Welcome!
In a year of being on AW I've only had one guy wanting a balloon popping show, and it was only once. I also made a balloon popping movie clip for AW but it's only been watched a couple of times. I think there are certain sites where balloon popping is a big thing but I don't remember which.
FlirtyFiona
07-17-2012, 04:33 PM
I didn't mean popping them...when I was a young horny teenager I masturbated with balloons. Easy clean up and nothing for my mom to find...Not sure if guys would get off on watching insertion. Then there is the possible upsale on ebanned (or other auction sites) selling "scented" balloons, etc, etc. Just a thought.
bigladyx
07-17-2012, 04:39 PM
When your mother insists on staying the night because she just has to, you tell her you have to work, and she says "well you can work, I can clean and do stuff around the house for you"... can't tell her why she can't be here while I'm working! (sje thinks I am a telemarketer from home)
Tsani
07-17-2012, 10:15 PM
When you're grocery shopping and get all excited over a big bucket of Dubble Bubble for only $3. (For bubblegum clips)
ThatOneGirl
07-17-2012, 10:25 PM
When you're grocery shopping and get all excited over a big bucket of Dubble Bubble for only $3. (For bubblegum clips)
Ooh, that's a fetish that I'm looking into trying out! (It's on my list with balloons and aprons :-P)
Haha... you know you're a camgirl when you have a .txt file of fetishes that you want to try.
justanothercamgirl
07-17-2012, 10:36 PM
I have a phobia of balloons popping LOL that fetish would not work for me! :D
You too!?! I thought I was the only one. (*blush*)
Marina Starr
07-17-2012, 10:40 PM
When you're at Starbucks or any public places, you could look at a guy and know what color his cock is. It's gotta be pink, lol!
Tsani
07-17-2012, 10:41 PM
I also have the balloon popping phobia so that one's out for me as well.
KimKlass
07-18-2012, 08:59 AM
You too!?! I thought I was the only one. (*blush*)
I refuse to blow them up! And this also extends to inflating tires and opening biscuit cans. I'm scared of any of those things exploding lmao. It's totally ridiculous. Oh, and I also fear static electricity, so the thought of rubbing a balloon on myself is horrifying!
doublerainbow
07-18-2012, 12:39 PM
... when you buy hypo-allergenic baby wipes from the .99 store, because you're a tomboy who never wears makeup and they sound more diverse than makeup removal pads, and end up using them as your #1 go-to all-purpose cleanser. (Currently my napkin for a very sticky breakfast. Mmmm, egg-hole toast.)
*edit: just realized this probably applies to all new mothers too, but I bought them for the specific purpose of make-up removal and crotch-upkeep
Caramel_BBW
07-18-2012, 02:17 PM
I refuse to blow them up! And this also extends to inflating tires and opening biscuit cans.
OMG YES TO THE BISCUIT CANS! I have a mini panic attack every time lol
Timor
07-18-2012, 02:51 PM
When, on a 12-hour night shift for day job (security), you're the only one that isn't greasy-faced and sweaty....due to the multiple packs of baby wipes in your backpack.
maryjaynexo
07-18-2012, 03:54 PM
When you decide to use a really big dildo as a temporary doorstop. Classy as fuck.
KimKlass
07-18-2012, 05:01 PM
OMG YES TO THE BISCUIT CANS! I have a mini panic attack every time lol
I've resorting to partially pulling the tab and throwing the can on the floor so I don't have to hold it when it inevitably explodes : D
ThatOneGirl
07-18-2012, 08:26 PM
*edit: just realized this probably applies to all new mothers too, but I bought them for the specific purpose of make-up removal and crotch-upkeep
One of the benefits of being a mother is an excuse to have baby wipes on me at all times. I never run out! :-P
Another one (maryjaynexo reminded me with her door-stop dildo): ...when you use a light-up glass dildo as a temporary nightlight / flashlight.