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WealthyCamChick
07-21-2012, 01:47 PM
thnx for the welcome! i actually went back & bought them today cuz i had an idea come to mind involving them, a bikini & my thi hi boots lol

for those that are scared of popping them, c4s has a balloon-non popped category


...when you have to clean lube off of your computer and keyboard



Seriously thought about doing balloon fetish on cam. Haven't seen many that do... Wondering how lucrative it would be for me...Welcome!

justanothercamgirl
07-21-2012, 05:41 PM
thnx for the welcome! i actually went back & bought them today cuz i had an idea come to mind involving them, a bikini & my thi hi boots lol

for those that are scared of popping them, c4s has a balloon-non popped category

At the risk of sounding as uneducated as I am, what does one do with a non-popped balloon?

Cammi
07-21-2012, 11:22 PM
...when your bed and body ends up covered in glitter from writhing around in your new bikini all day

...when being asked to push a computer mouse inside your vag is not the weirdest request you hear that day

...when your cupboard door is plastered with rules and suggested lines for hustling

...when you rearrange all your skimpy clothes and lingerie into one drawer so it's the only one you ever need to open

...when your groin is sore for kneeling 8 hours straight

KimKlass
07-22-2012, 03:57 AM
When you have a night that is so fucking strange that you can't even begin to explain WTF happened, even to fellow cam girls :/

h0ttie
07-22-2012, 05:29 AM
a drawer full of eyelashes, coconut oil, and extra light bulbs seems perfectly normal.

Cam_Model_Jess
07-22-2012, 06:00 AM
When you start getting pissed because you can't find those silicone banded stay-up thigh highs in any other colors but fucking red, black, white, or nude. I need those stockings to not move without the aid of a garter in unusual colors, you stocking-maker fucks!

Ooh ooh I have a solution to that...

You know you're a camgirl when you buy window-sealing silicon to put on the inside of your thigh-highs to hold them up.

(The clear kind in a small tube. Mine cost about $5. Just turn the band inside out, paint two stripes on one side of each stocking, let that side dry then flip. Works wonders.)

Cam_Model_Jess
07-22-2012, 06:10 AM
I have a phobia of balloons popping LOL that fetish would not work for me! :D

Well, if you decide to try to overcome it, film it. There's probably a fear-of-balloon-popping fetish. You never know.

KimKlass
07-22-2012, 07:30 AM
Well, if you decide to try to overcome it, film it. There's probably a fear-of-balloon-popping fetish. You never know.

Well fuck, last night I learned there is such a thing as a NOSTRIL fetish, and a "making ugly/funny faces" fetish. I fucking kid you not. This was my night last night. While dressed like an Indian chick, complete with drawn-on bindi. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, it paid well. But FUCK that was bizarre!!

maryjaynexo
07-22-2012, 01:51 PM
When you just got finished filming yourself in a cosplay outfit and teddy bear hat, crushing cupcakes with your ass while singing "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees, blowing up balloons, popping them and screaming your head off, and somehow, somehow you're getting paid for this. I really love my job.

WealthyCamChick
07-22-2012, 07:25 PM
At the risk of sounding as uneducated as I am, what does one do with a non-popped balloon?

hmm well i've seen clips where girls just rubbed them over their body seductively while wearing nice lingerie, or wear a lowcut top & jiggle while blowing em up

saw another just grind on it over & over while talking dirty. & a foot fetish one where they just rolled their feet over & pop tease by digging their long toenails into it but never actually popping

u know ur a camgirl when....u just hop on cam on ur day off cuz ur too lazy after spending a day in the sun to do anything else

neliana
07-22-2012, 11:00 PM
You know youre a cam girl when you can't sleep because you're thinking about how to re arrange your small apartment to make the backround of your clips look different. I need some sleeping pills lol.

ThatOneGirl
07-23-2012, 12:23 AM
At the risk of sounding as uneducated as I am, what does one do with a non-popped balloon?

In addition to what WealthyCamChick suggested, I've also read a video description where apparently the girl blew up a big balloon, sat on it, and applied a vibrator to the balloon. I REALLY want to get one of those giant punch-balloons (the ones that are harder to pop) and try this out with my Hitachi.

Google 'balloon fetish' or 'loony fetish', and you'll find sites dedicated to it. I spent a good half hour just reading video descriptions on a single site. (Balloon fetishists are called 'loonys' [loonies? idk])

Jessica1001
07-25-2012, 06:43 PM
...when anytime there's a mugshot of some perv in the paper, who has been accused/convicted of some heinous sex crime, you squint at it and wonder, "Hmmmm... have I seen that guy on cam2cam?"

(Case in point: http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/25/justice/florida-puppeteer-porn/index.html?hpt=hp_t3)

IsobelWren
07-30-2012, 08:55 AM
you find the ring that attaches a dildo to a strap on harness in your makeup bag.

ThatOneGirl
07-30-2012, 05:47 PM
When you have a mini-panic attack as you realize at the last minute (right before you hit the "post" button) that included in the group of photos that you're about to upload to your personal Facebook is one that shows your laptop next to your bed, a bunch of balloons, and a broken dildo.

MissSeraphim
07-31-2012, 09:19 PM
when you get just a bit annoyed seeing someone riding a dildo forever in free chat for $7 >.>

Caramel_BBW
07-31-2012, 09:35 PM
when you perv girls room past the first page, or certain categories *cough*ebony*cough* and your soul dies a little from the things you see in free chat... :(

Classy_Katy
08-01-2012, 12:20 PM
When you check which site is showing on your screen before answering the door.

fetishbootslut
08-02-2012, 05:41 AM
When you check which site is showing on your screen before answering the door.

lol or when you have to change just to answer the door!!

fetishbootslut
08-02-2012, 05:42 AM
When you check which site is showing on your screen before answering the door.

lol or when you have to change just to answer the door!!

CurvyWinona
08-02-2012, 02:53 PM
When you fucked yourself so good, you thought black screen with silly red words on (SM) means private ended.... you moved around and be ready for free chat, only to realize when you see yourself.... on side of site, in encoder. =/


uh.. this meant for embarrassing moment.. but hey im sure it happened to some of you girls.. feeling stupid for not pay attention enough. hahah

ThatOneGirl
08-02-2012, 06:10 PM
lol or when you have to change just to answer the door!!

When Mormons knock on your door as you're getting ready for a show, and you can't understand how they are not just SERIOUSLY uncomfortable with you standing there in a nightie while they pray for you...

Felicia Fyafly
08-03-2012, 12:36 AM
You're watching tv and that Hotwire commercial pops up; all you think is Giantess Fetish!! :D

Jinja
08-03-2012, 08:12 AM
When a lady you just met gives you a really vague, non answer about working from home, and you immediately suspect she's a cam girl, and have to stop yourself from asking which site she works on.

MissEgo
08-03-2012, 08:57 AM
When you start hanging out with the neighbour from downstairs, and she's telling you how lucky you are that you do "web design" from home, and she wishes she had a part time job for extra money, and you have a massive internal debate about whether or not to get her into camming.
ETA: We were talking about going to the gym and she said she wants to go to a women's only gym, because she's self-conscious. So, not cam-friendly is my guess.


Also:
When you get dick pics and sexts from RANDOM NUMBERS and you both panic (what if one of my online guys found out my real number?) and are annoyed (goddamnit, is there a way to charge THIS guy for these? But I don't want him knowing my cam name and my REAL number...) ugh!

Smurfette
08-03-2012, 11:59 AM
When I come out of the bedroom after working for a few hours and my 4-year-old son says: "Oh good, you're done. Was it slow?"

O_O

drearea
08-03-2012, 12:17 PM
When I come out of the bedroom after working for a few hours and my 4-year-old son says: "Oh good, you're done. Was it slow?"

O_O

OMG is this the future?! This made me laugh so hard. XD

ThatOneGirl
08-03-2012, 12:36 PM
When I come out of the bedroom after working for a few hours and my 4-year-old son says: "Oh good, you're done. Was it slow?"

O_O

o.O Is this what I have to look forward to??? Does he ever say anything about it in public or at school?

Smurfette
08-03-2012, 06:05 PM
o.O Is this what I have to look forward to??? Does he ever say anything about it in public or at school?

Lol no, he really has no idea what it is that I do. As far as he knows, I work on the computer in my room and he's not allowed to come in because it's "work time" and I need to focus. I assume he said that because he has overheard me & my husband talk about it and use that phrase. We've questioned him about it before... we've asked "What does mommy do when she works?" and he just says "Type on the computer".

MaliaMonroe
08-03-2012, 08:16 PM
When you freak out everytime your boyfriend ask to borrow your computer

When you purposely have two different internet sources (google chrome, internet expoler) because you dont want your boyfriend to type in the search bar and find all your bookmarks (stripperweb, camming sites etc!)

WealthyCamChick
08-03-2012, 08:21 PM
when u are normally a Zen mellow chick but lately all these fools going into PAY per minute sites continuously asking u to do/show stuff for free make u want to reach thru the screen & pull their eyeballs out

i mean really, i don't go to the nail salon & ask them to do like 6 nails for free, wtf is this notion that camgirls will perform for free o__O

fuck free chat again, i just cant anymore :(

MaliaMonroe
08-03-2012, 08:35 PM
When you resist the urge to tell a person to tip you when they pay you a compliment

When you talk to total strangers in the real world as if you are on cam "Hey boo!"

Glasses
08-03-2012, 09:32 PM
5 am Saturday. I hate my hair. It always looks like something's taken a crap onto my head. I feel so gettho, haven't been to the hairdresser for months, but well she always makes it even worse. I wash it, and blow dry it but it looks like a big nothing plus it always gets so oily cause I wipe it out of my face with hands covered in oil. In 1hr time on cam, I start to look horrible. I cannot go on with THIS on my head. I'm having a feeling for 2-3 weeks already that my hair is horrible. Now I decided it. I need to cut it, so I'll be cute again. Or it cannot get worse at least. Yea right, I'm gonna cut it by myself. Like right now. I don't want anyone to see my with this on my head any longer.

I go to the bathroom wash it, cut it, blow dry it, cut the edges a bit more. I brush it and voila! I'm looking into the mirror horrified.

I look good.

But.

I forgot to bring the cam and record it for future use... I'm an idiot.

italianstarcamgirl
08-06-2012, 08:09 PM
get annoyed when your roomates or boyfriend won't go to bed for you to get online!

ThatOneGirl
08-06-2012, 09:19 PM
When you realize that you're a moron, because you shave your armpits damn near every day but have never filmed it, even though you know you have an armpit fetish fan.

PrincessLavender
08-14-2012, 07:24 AM
When you Google "where can I buy KY lube in bulk".

maryjaynexo
08-14-2012, 07:36 AM
When someone calls your house for your cam name:
"Hello, can I speak to Mary Jayne?"
and the first thing that comes to your mind is:

"OH. SHIT. SOME ASSHOLE FOUND MY PHONE NUMBER AND IS STALKING ME HOLY COCK"
The colour drains from your face, you can't think of a single thing to say and slowly hang up.

....When it turns out that they were calling because your boyfriend was talking to Amazon support through your cam name account.

*facepalm*

Timor
08-14-2012, 06:14 PM
There are lipstick prints everywhere.
Your straight, male, welder roomies are desensitized to a half naked chick running around the apartment.
'STOP PLAYING f*cking SKYRIM, it's fucking up my connection' is a not-uncommonly yelled phrase while sitting in free chat.
Buy handcuffs for work- they come in pink - 'sweet mother of fuck I can use these for BOTH jobs!'

IsobelWren
08-16-2012, 10:26 AM
Someone is trying to talk you into posing (for free, for deferred return) for a stock photography porno site. You tell him it sounds like a raw deal. He replies:

"I have only been on the site about 2 months. I have only 6 sets...The sets have produced over $20.00 in that time."

You don't write him back, but you laugh your ass off. SIX sets making between 20 and 30 bucks in TWO months! I TOTALLY want to make $1.67 per month per photoset that I've slaved over for hours to shoot and edit! Fucking SIGN ME UP dude! Dream big, photographer man, dream big.

Shiiiit. The advertising revenue on my un-updated, PG-13 blog site makes more than that.

rusty94
08-16-2012, 12:37 PM
when you worry what the cleaning lady will think when you check out of your room o.O

WealthyCamChick
08-19-2012, 01:06 PM
when you're topless putting a chemical treatment in your hair and think Fuck I should've been filming this cuz i'm sure someone out there gets off on this fuckery

IsobelWren
08-25-2012, 09:07 AM
You find yourself having the cam girl version of the "you found a room in your house that you forgot you had" dream, "you opened up one of your moving boxes and it's full of bra and panty sets you forgot you had"

LaceyCummings
08-25-2012, 08:20 PM
When something ridiculous, in one way or another, happens in your chat room and you think "Oh shit! COPY-PASTE-NOW before I forget so i can post it to SW!"
Even the nuttiest shit is bittersweet because you know the other cam girls will get a kick out of it. }:D I get an adrenaline rush whenever something occurs that I know has the makings of a great post. I will ignore my entire room until I can mine the material I need from the treasure that is text-based chat. How lucky are we that we can save conversations word-for-word and present them to others for ridicule? Cam magic. I fuckin' LOVE this job.

Timor
08-25-2012, 08:21 PM
You and the SO are talking about porn and he names a couple of sites....then you continue the list with about ten more sites that you know of just from doing dirty-talk research.

Timor
08-27-2012, 11:20 AM
Razzing someone at the day job. Person I'm razzing jokingly says "that's not very nice". I ALMOST let slip with "free chat has bled me of my kindness". (@misshaydenblue)

and keep in mind I work security and none of my co-workers know that I cam...phew. It was a close save.

CurvyWinona
08-27-2012, 11:47 AM
You have a mini heart attack for a second when somebody in your real life asks you if do you skype... Thought they might have found out. haha

Madyson
08-27-2012, 04:54 PM
When getting your order of flavored lube in the mail makes you do a "happy dance!" :)

Timor
09-05-2012, 08:28 AM
Your cam area looks like an altar to James Deen, Channing Tatum, Syd Blakovich and Noomi Rapace. Cam-spiration, anyone?

Glamourmilf
09-18-2012, 07:55 AM
You go on a camming marathon, don't drive your car for 1 month, and when you finally do,your car battery is dead,and you need to call AAA!:(:( He kindly tells me that I must at least start the car and let it run for 10 minutes every few days! (Who knew!) I live across the street from the supermarket, bank,gym,and all major stores,so i just thought I could run my errands and not drive anywhere and deal with city traffic.I guess the joke is on me! Now I make sure to take time to at least go to the park, or a cvs in another part of town. LOL!

h0ttie
09-18-2012, 08:06 AM
you have a dream (nightmare?) that you got a tattoo of the streamate logo!