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IsobelWren
09-22-2012, 03:27 PM
Any time you have a strange interaction with someone, you try and figure out what their "fetish" is, what it is they were trying to get you to do with the bizarre way they just interacted with you. Surely nobody acts like that on purpose, he must have had some kind of fetish and he was trying to get me to ....do what.... to get himself off.

Someone is particularly mean to you? A sadist with a crying fetish.
Someone is really, really slow at the store and resists efforts to help hurry them up? A humiliation fetish, he wants you to yell at him.
A guy in the grocery asks you which pie you think looks creamier? He's picturing you sitting in it or he's planning on sitting in it.

IsobelWren
09-22-2012, 03:28 PM
you have a dream (nightmare?) that you got a tattoo of the streamate logo!

Nightmare. Definitely.

ManyRoses
09-22-2012, 03:40 PM
You have to wash your hair more often, because the coconut oil on your hands gets it greasy so quickly.

You find yourself de-oiling your entire cam room....

Your partner is constantly getting mad at you for leaving lube/coconut oil on the computer mouse...

MissSeraphim
09-23-2012, 07:55 PM
when your record of income doesn't have one or two lines, no, you have 7 of them bitches to monitor where your money is coming from.

ManyRoses
09-25-2012, 10:39 PM
When you are chilling out in your cam room wandering the halls of SW.....and you notice the walls are covered in baby oil cast-off from that oil show you did earlier...when you were booty clapping/spanking like there was no tomorrow...

sammii
09-25-2012, 11:10 PM
When you're at your vanilla job (which is a per hour + commission job) and you're talking to your co-workers and they mention "regulars" ... you realize that you're ignorant to the fact that there are jobs other than camming/stripping where repeat customers are considered "regulars."

You're at your vanilla job, wishing you could check out Stripperweb.

fetishbootslut
09-26-2012, 07:46 AM
One of your most important purchases a week is lube lube and more lube!

Fridays
09-26-2012, 09:45 AM
when you receive an e-mail with the message " show ass"
really now?
e-mail? LOL

Timor
09-26-2012, 01:28 PM
You start to think of SW as being kind of like Fight Club.
Rule #1. You don't talk about StripperWeb.

Heather7679
09-26-2012, 09:22 PM
when you wake up from a nightmare hearing private show alerts (that were also part of your nightmare) lol

funkybrewster
09-26-2012, 10:37 PM
When you accidentally leave the SW tab open while sharing your screen in a work meeting!

Incantatious
10-07-2012, 04:37 AM
Only YOU know when you fart.

(Hopefully).



...Mmmm yeah bb.

Tsani
10-08-2012, 12:10 AM
When you have a nightmare that your house is being broken into in the middle of the night and your boyfriend grabs the closest thing to the bed to use as a weapon and you stare in horror as you realize it's your hitachi magic wand :eek: NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE HITACHIIII!!!!!!

Timor
10-19-2012, 01:24 AM
When you come up with all these random solutions for things, like beauty tips or lighting problems or computer problems, and you get a deer-in-headlights look when asked 'how did you know that would work?'

LenaLux
10-19-2012, 02:21 AM
When you find a thread about bleaching your asshole, read it all with interest, and find absolutely nothing strange about it.

SabrinaGrrl
10-19-2012, 05:58 AM
When your first thought when wrecking on your bike and bruising up your face is "omg what will the guys on cam think? Will I still make money??"... When you are still lying on the asphalt.

Timor
10-19-2012, 06:08 AM
When you find a thread about bleaching your asshole, read it all with interest, and find absolutely nothing strange about it.
When you actually search 'anal bleaching' on SW and also on google. God help whoever goes through my computer history if I ever die suddenly.

justanothercamgirl
10-22-2012, 12:11 PM
You see the Tantus Hank Vs. Mark thread and feel yourself get physically get excited about it before you even click on it to read it because you think that the post has truly just asked one of the greatest philosophical questions ever to be asked by humanity. ;)

AnnMorette
10-22-2012, 10:36 PM
When you have to paint your nails every other day to change the look for video clips or just to keep it looking neat for cam.

Having a shelf in the fridge dedicated to nail polish, makeup and items for video clips/cam shows.

Every website has a different password and it is darn near impossible to keep all emails, usernames and passwords straight.

When you devote more time and energy to clips, camming, and promoting then you have for any 9-5 job.

Having a stash of bobby pins everywhere for securing wigs… When I am running low I go to my cats food dish to find some (my cat has a metal fetish; earrings, nails/screws, thumbtacks and he likes to stash them in the treasure box that is his food dish)

When everything and everybody must have a fetish… even your pets quirks are now a fetish!

When you read this whole thread in one night and laugh your ass off. You clever girls are hilarious and have delightfully aided in my procrastination!

Glasses
10-22-2012, 10:48 PM
I look at nearly everything thinking: "...and it's gonna be good for camming". Clothes, furniture whatever. I don't know if it's sad or what. Oh well.. :D

I still could not quit randomly grabbing my boobs...

LilRedRidinGood
10-23-2012, 11:20 AM
lmaaaoooo

and this is also why I am incapable of having a 'real' relationship


Any time you have a strange interaction with someone, you try and figure out what their "fetish" is, what it is they were trying to get you to do with the bizarre way they just interacted with you. Surely nobody acts like that on purpose, he must have had some kind of fetish and he was trying to get me to ....do what.... to get himself off.

Someone is particularly mean to you? A sadist with a crying fetish.
Someone is really, really slow at the store and resists efforts to help hurry them up? A humiliation fetish, he wants you to yell at him.
A guy in the grocery asks you which pie you think looks creamier? He's picturing you sitting in it or he's planning on sitting in it.

LilRedRidinGood
10-23-2012, 11:22 AM
when you sort your dirty laundry by which panties need to be washed and put away and which ones need to go into a ziplock bag to be sold
(not camming but well, you know)

Missbeth
10-25-2012, 05:48 PM
When you started putting on your cam persona at your vanilla job.....Ive gotten a couple of eyebrow raises when taking orders.....damn seductive cam mentality.

LilRedRidinGood
10-25-2012, 05:52 PM
people stop coming to visit you after getting freaked out while using your bathroom and seeing a webcam mounted above the medicine cabinet.

DEUCESWILD
10-29-2012, 04:03 PM
When you raid your kids room for their toys for the guy on cam with the giantess fetish...then forget to put them back and have no explanation when kid comes into room the next day wondering why her dollhouse and little action figures are all over your floor.

MissEgo
10-29-2012, 08:41 PM
When you have to buy a new cabinet to hold all of your "work outfits", and the closet is already full. I've just been ziploc-ing my new stuff and piling the bags up under my desk, but it's starting to get VERY out of control.

MissSeraphim
11-01-2012, 10:23 PM
When, at one in the morning, you are outraged you can't find your webcam and someone ate all your bubblegum.

ukmissy
11-02-2012, 07:56 PM
when at school someone shouts for someone who goes by the name of your cam pseudonym , and your response is 'yeah , what ? .. shit no , that's not my name sorry .... '

When you introduce yourself to someone , name, title .... and then almost add your kinks on the end of the introduction ....

When you download an auto fill program to finish your sentence with regularly used lines, and almost send your tutor a mail stating you didn't make it because you were ''playing with your new toy, come and watch me at seven'' instead of ''playing tennis, sorry !''

When you delete all auto fill programs, disable all auto fill ad ons, and separate email browsers, because the close call made you less complacent and more aware of how horrific it would be if your two worlds collided .

When you're sat in a boring lecture and trying to suss out the kinks of the lecturer , and begin to fantasize about him on his knees with his chalk shoved in his ass .....

when you have the same fantasies about your physics tutor , but overlook the fact you're straight, and she's a woman .

when your fantasies become the most disgusting , lewd fucked up comedy of errors out there ..... but it's fantasy right, so that's okay -

when the bell at the end of a boxing game makes you jump because you think imlive just got you a custy .....

You know you're a camgirl when anyone tells an uber weird story , about an uber weird person , you can instantly top it , but your story would have to start with ... there was this one time , with this cam customer ..... and he ...... !

caitir
11-03-2012, 01:31 AM
when the penis is the last part of a guy that turns you on.
lol.
I, personally, have migrated to legs and butt.

when you have to think about how to organize your toys/lingerie so they're easy to reach during shows, and how to keep them separate from your private-life lingerie.

when you see a hot guy at school/work and know that he'd be putty in your hands in a cam session

when you can easily convert minutes to hours to percent paid, even when your other math skills suck

umm... soo many more! This thread is great!

JoJoX
11-03-2012, 06:05 PM
when youre working in a strip club and youre ready to go home and you drunkenly tell the manager that you are ready to log off chat.

twistedprincess
11-03-2012, 07:34 PM
you spend 6 hours tweaking the css on your profile because it's just not quite perky enough

Your Evil Twin
11-03-2012, 08:19 PM
You have to wash your hair more often, because the coconut oil on your hands gets it greasy so quickly.

You find yourself de-oiling your entire cam room....

Your partner is constantly getting mad at you for leaving lube/coconut oil on the computer mouse...


After reading this thread I am going to see how long I can last camming without coconut oil or baby oil. Or until I paint the walls glossy and install wood flooring at least. Not on this carpet.

IsobelWren
11-04-2012, 05:40 PM
...you have to actually go buy lube because it's cold enough in your house that the coconut oil is solid.

theclairebear
11-04-2012, 06:19 PM
When its 30* outside, and your heat isn't on yet, but your camming room is toasty warm due to all the lights <3

When you smile like an excited idiot your entire shift, sneer and roll your eyes on break, and get off work excited to tell your partner about the shit you've seen.

When you adjust your dog walking schedule because one of your customers compliments your dog while your on cam.

twistedprincess
11-04-2012, 06:30 PM
When you can honestly say that you watch porn and camgirls for job tips

CalliopeQuinn
11-11-2012, 10:29 PM
When you go to move your computer into the other room and have to untangle a g-string from the power cord.

IsobelWren
11-12-2012, 12:24 PM
You need to shut the door but you're too lazy to get up. You look around for something to throw that's soft enough not to break or damage the door, but heavy enough to push the door shut. You chuck a dildo at the door and think nothing of either the fact that you threw a dildo across the room (where it might fall and roll God only knows where) or the fact that anywhere in your cam room there is a dildo at an easy reaching distance.

Timor
11-25-2012, 06:22 PM
You know you're a camgirl when...
"I forgot to film folding my laundry.
Dying my hair.
Shaving my armpits or legs.
Painting my nails.
Working out.
Eating that snack I had earlier.

....

GODDAMNIT."

Timor
11-27-2012, 12:54 PM
That happy dance moment when, after about a zillion failed attempts, your clip finally loads on c4s.

Timor
11-27-2012, 01:16 PM
You want one of those tinker-toy 700-piece log cabin sets for Christmas because you played with them as a kid and want to set it up around the apartment to freak out the cat.
Then you realize that if you get it, you'll effectively be able to break into the giantess fetish.

FOR THE WIN.

CarmenF
11-27-2012, 03:25 PM
:DYou pee outta your car and if a car passes by and see I complain cos they got a free gold show :P

Snowy0Star
11-28-2012, 12:50 AM
when ur gamming and ur talking to ur screen trying to talk to another player and wonder y theyre not resonding back

this happened to me playing wow today .....

Sunnylexie
11-28-2012, 02:23 AM
When you have two kinds of shoes: 1) for walking 2) for sitting.

Fridays
11-28-2012, 10:18 AM
When you have two kinds of shoes: 1) for walking 2) for sitting.
hahah.!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

caitir
11-28-2012, 10:31 AM
Just realized this one recently- maybe it's already up here...
but,
When you start signing your cam-name to your school/vanilla emails and catch yourself using lots of emotis and text-speak (lol) in professional emails. haha.

CarmenF
11-28-2012, 03:11 PM
When you have two kinds of shoes: 1) for walking 2) for sitting.

I am stealing this defnition from you :D

Missbeth
11-28-2012, 03:23 PM
When you have two kinds of shoes: 1) for walking 2) for sitting.

I know two other people have already quoted this and said something similar but I have to...
Love it :)

justanothercamgirl
11-29-2012, 09:39 AM
...and you know you're a camgirl when you change your underwear 10 times a day. When you can't remember which panties you wore for 30 seconds and which you wore for a couple of hours, so you end up washing every pair you own every time you visit the laundromat.

Oh my gosh! This is so me! People at the laundromat think I am crazy because I am just washing what is essentially a load of underwear!!!

CamGirl4M
11-29-2012, 10:29 AM
When you open your regular underwear drawer to realize you haven't washed your regular underwear in two weeks because you've been camming and home so much you haven't needed to wear any regular underwear!

Timor
12-01-2012, 10:59 AM
When you get so many promo emails from sex toy websites that you send a couple to your sister so she can get in on it too. She doesn't cam but she's probably wondering "WTF HOW DO YOU GET ALL THESE".

I'm a good sister.