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Timor
12-01-2012, 11:00 AM
And when you realize "HOLY FUCK IT'S MY ONE-YEAR CAM-IVERSARY"

<3 love you all.

/threadjack over

twistedprincess
12-01-2012, 01:43 PM
When you spend an hour looking at lighting options in the hardware store, and decide it is best to ask someone who works there. Then you realize that you can't REALLY explain what you need it for and try to convince them you're setting up a photography studio...

BlondebombGA
12-02-2012, 12:42 AM
When the only thing being "cooked" on your stove lately are silicone and glass didos.

When you now assume about 50% of the men you used to date or will at some point date wear your panties when you aren't home.

When the dog won't come near my room anymore when I am at my desk, because the noises I make scare him.

When you are seriously concerned that you will one day pick up your phone without thinking and say, "Hi baby, this is ..., Horny?"

Timor
12-05-2012, 09:54 PM
I go through lipgloss at a stupid rate now. Think Jenna Marbles' video of goo hoarding.

CarmenF
12-06-2012, 04:34 AM
when you go to the mall and ALWAYS pick up extra jeans to try on and film yourself.

when my handbag always has a tripod, camcorder and a buttplug.

justanothercamgirl
12-06-2012, 10:20 AM
When you grit your teeth anytime a guy compliments you in your every day life because you think he is just setting you up to ask you to see either your breasts or your ass for free.

Timor
12-14-2012, 02:17 PM
''Do you get checks from this company normally"
"yep"
"what job do you do?"
"data entry"

All without batting an eye or even altering my pulse rate.

justanothercamgirl
12-14-2012, 02:39 PM
''Do you get checks from this company normally"
"yep"
"what job do you do?"
"data entry"

All without batting an eye or even altering my pulse rate.

Ha!

I always tell them I work in 'Entertainment'

When they say, "Doing what?"

I say, "Streaming and producing new content for websites"

Hey, its the truth! Not my fault they think it means I am always behind the camera and not in front of it. ;)

JustineSexton
12-14-2012, 02:45 PM
Ha!

I always tell them I work in 'Entertainment'

When they say, "Doing what?"

I say, "Streaming and producing new content for websites"

Hey, its the truth! Not my fault they think it means I am always behind the camera and not in front of it. ;)

Awesome response. I just tell people I'm a model... and since I do regular modeling too, no one bats an eye at that response.

tlulu
12-14-2012, 11:10 PM
You know you're a cam girl when...

If you have other career ambitions, you started out telling yourself how you're going to keep yourself anonymous, but that you want to cam for extra cash.

After getting comfortable with camming, you start imagining how you're going to justify it to people who bring it up during a job interview.

So far I have "I had to do unpaid internships to get here. Camming was the only way for me to keep me focused to do what I love to do later. You can call that wrong, but I call it determination and perseverance."

whiteheat
12-17-2012, 08:32 AM
You have a dream about your mom getting you an hitachi.
(No I don't want one and mymother doesn't know I'm a cam girl, hmmm)

CarmenF
12-17-2012, 09:57 AM
when you can't just pee, you gotta record every mofo piss to make a video compilation

Missbeth
12-19-2012, 09:51 PM
When you spend more time on SW than you do camming

ManyRoses
12-19-2012, 11:51 PM
You casually notice yourself singing on cam "All I want for christmas is a cock in my ass". Well THERE is a sweet, childhood song just...ruined.

VoluptiousBriadda
12-20-2012, 12:10 AM
when...
you cant enjoy a decent cigarette in public anymore!!
At Walmart,you now slump down as far as possible in the drivers seat,unfold a giant road map,pretend to be lost while smoking behind it and refuse to budge until cig.has been safely extinguished in car ashtray ("im wearing red lipstick today,someone's bound to bring it home and put it under their pillow if I flick it")

Smoking while at a bar/restaurant/public venue with family and friends now requires skill,determination and xanax.From the sec you even CONTEMPLATE smoking,your eyes dart nervously around the room,attempting to profile everyone in eyesight to see if you can find the smoking fetishist in the haystack,you just KNOW hes there somewhere,you can smell him..
After lighting up,you drop your fork a half dozen times in an attempt to get a decent hidden drag while retrieving utensil.Briefly consider coming up with a bare minimum excuse so that you can smoke in peace under the table- "excuse me for a sec,i seem to have dropped my.....umm...vagina :O...SUCH a klutz tonight!..."-until you realize that blowing smoke in all those crotches would inevitably earn you a face full of jizz from the lurker in the corner booth whos been failing miserably to suppress the circus tent pitched in his pants ever since you touched your pack of Marlboros Menthols...

you know...bc you aren't one of "those" girls who just gives everything away for free- if someone wants to see you suck on the smoke cock,they can pay juuuust like ERRYBODY ELSE *two snaps in a circle* :D

xxtinamariexx
12-20-2012, 05:10 AM
Any time you have a strange interaction with someone, you try and figure out what their "fetish" is, what it is they were trying to get you to do with the bizarre way they just interacted with you. Surely nobody acts like that on purpose, he must have had some kind of fetish and he was trying to get me to ....do what.... to get himself off.

Someone is particularly mean to you? A sadist with a crying fetish.
Someone is really, really slow at the store and resists efforts to help hurry them up? A humiliation fetish, he wants you to yell at him.
A guy in the grocery asks you which pie you think looks creamier? He's picturing you sitting in it or he's planning on sitting in it.


This!!Just was at the dentist getting my crown put on and as I was laying there kept thinking I wonder if he has a mouth/teeth fetish (like guy on sm that just wants you to open mouth and asks about your teeth any work done on them, are they fake lol)

Think the same thing with my friend that is a podiatrist/surgeon.. can't help but think foot fetish as he was examining my injured foot!

Glasses
12-20-2012, 05:30 AM
when you go to the mall and ALWAYS pick up extra jeans to try on and film yourself.

when my handbag always has a tripod, camcorder and a buttplug.

This idea I steal. ^-^

Timor
12-20-2012, 07:46 AM
when...
you cant enjoy a decent cigarette in public anymore!!
At Walmart,you now slump down as far as possible in the drivers seat,unfold a giant road map,pretend to be lost while smoking behind it and refuse to budge until cig.has been safely extinguished in car ashtray ("im wearing red lipstick today,someone's bound to bring it home and put it under their pillow if I flick it")

Smoking while at a bar/restaurant/public venue with family and friends now requires skill,determination and xanax.From the sec you even CONTEMPLATE smoking,your eyes dart nervously around the room,attempting to profile everyone in eyesight to see if you can find the smoking fetishist in the haystack,you just KNOW hes there somewhere,you can smell him..
After lighting up,you drop your fork a half dozen times in an attempt to get a decent hidden drag while retrieving utensil.Briefly consider coming up with a bare minimum excuse so that you can smoke in peace under the table- "excuse me for a sec,i seem to have dropped my.....umm...vagina :O...SUCH a klutz tonight!..."-until you realize that blowing smoke in all those crotches would inevitably earn you a face full of jizz from the lurker in the corner booth whos been failing miserably to suppress the circus tent pitched in his pants ever since you touched your pack of Marlboros Menthols...

you know...bc you aren't one of "those" girls who just gives everything away for free- if someone wants to see you suck on the smoke cock,they can pay juuuust like ERRYBODY ELSE *two snaps in a circle* :D

Omg voluptuous... I think I just peed. That made my day.

Timor
12-21-2012, 01:55 PM
I stopped biting my nails and just realized I can no longer make clips for the nailbiting category on c4s. Moment of camgirl sadness.

Vela Valentine
12-21-2012, 04:49 PM
... When your boyfriend complains about your dildos being on the table when he's eating dinner and says I need to start putting them away when I'm done.

ManyRoses
12-21-2012, 06:12 PM
When your xmas gifts have strange little "smears" on the paper...because you wrapped them on cam when it was slow.

Yup. That was me today.

Hope the bf doesn't notice....it drives him NUTS that there is always coconut oil all over the keyboard/mouse/entire house...LOL

CarmenF
12-21-2012, 09:53 PM
... when you realize that if men knew there are free kitty cams we'd lose half of our business....

Timor
12-22-2012, 02:00 PM
You know when you're a camgirl when you take stuff out of your purse and set things down how they would be placed in your cam setup. Pen here, lipgloss here...

IsobelWren
12-29-2012, 09:25 AM
Units of measurement are forever ruined for you.

"Looks like about an inch of snow already" *snerk* To an amateur.

"We have six inch and eight inch sandwiches" *scoff* I bet you do.

"I think that eight inch piece of pipe will do it" *titter* In what universe is THAT eight inches?

MissEgo
12-29-2012, 01:43 PM
^ *somewhat related* ^
You can measure inches with your hands, because when you buy a dildo you actually KNOW how big it is, and then spend so much time with your hands on it.
Across my knuckles = 3 inches. Tip of index finger to base of thumb = 4 inches. Tip of index finger to tip of thumb (in L shape) = 4.5 inches. Fingers all stretched out, tip of pinkie to tip of thumb = 5 inches.

... Your mother asks you to see how long a piece of fabric is, catches you measuring it with your "fist = 3inches" measuring system, and gives you a major wtf look.

LolaBohemia
12-29-2012, 03:27 PM
I have to explain the reason I buy the random shit I do for fetishism (bubble gum, army men, nylons, etc) because I'm a "performance artist".
You can get this stuff cheaper at pharmacies and my pharmacist will probably understand why I need THAT MUCH valium considering my real source of income.

MissEgo
01-08-2013, 01:19 AM
I do that too!! Edit by audio spikes, I mean. Except it's usually because I've yelled FUCK!!!

I missed one once, in a custom video. Luckily it was just sent to one of my regulars and he thought it was cute...

StephanieXS
01-08-2013, 01:23 AM
...When your bf begins to hate your computer because you're constantly online; writing ads, sexting, editing your website, tweeting, photoshopping pictures, looking at different types of fetish porn, researching fetishes, surfing sites like The Chive for ideas for picture poses, etc.

sammii
01-08-2013, 02:47 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you're freaking out because you're in a private chat and you see a text from bf's mom that says "is your door unlocked so I can come in? I'll be there in 2 minutes." I'm naked, in private thinking "did I lock the door? Please tell me I locked it." As soon as the private ends, I turn the lamps off, put the computer away, put "normal" clothes back on, hide my slut clothes, throw my vibrator in a drawer, and sit on the couch looking innocent.

Sparkly
01-08-2013, 05:46 AM
When you are changing your shirt and seriously think about punching your husband, who is watching you and doing a spin motion with his finger, thinking he means "Give me a twirl BB"... only to find out you are putting your shirt on backwards. :-[

caitir
01-08-2013, 06:14 AM
when.... you can't understand the stigma associated with adult work because it's your "way of life" and seems completely normal to you.

(seriously, I have no idea why there's such a bad image of us throughout "mainstream". What we do is a normal, human body experience/service)

Missbeth
01-08-2013, 12:52 PM
when.... you can't understand the stigma associated with adult work because it's your "way of life" and seems completely normal to you.

(seriously, I have no idea why there's such a bad image of us throughout "mainstream". What we do is a normal, human body experience/service)

You know you're a camgirl when your sitting in your chem class thinking..."i make more than everyone in the room...including the professor."
That's why I don't care what mainstream society thinks :)

Marķa Bala
01-08-2013, 03:01 PM
...When I'm having sex with my spanish lovers and I talk in english like I was working....

lala land
01-08-2013, 03:20 PM
When you are afraid to go in to a department store where the alarm goes off by accident a lot, because you're afraid the security will look in to your bag and find out it's full of toys you brought to secretly cam at your parents house.

roast
01-08-2013, 03:47 PM
..... When the sensation to poop hits you mid-shift, it is like your mind has entered a war room. You wonder 'I can probably hold it for another hour, yea, I got an hour' 'But should I shower after?' 'Are baby wipes enough?' 'Hope my asshole isnt red for awhile after this' 'Will I poop quickly or will this take awhile? How much... is stuffed up there...' 'If it is awhile, do I log off of everything?' 'Lol this guy wants anal, no wayyyyyyy buddy, with these sheets? Fuck outta here' 'Ugh Ill just poop and take an hour and a half break like always'

....... Your bathroom mirror after youve removed your makeup without cam lights and settings is always a shock because you look like your cam persona's frumpy half-sister.

...... Youve done the "put cam on my vadge" move and just spend the time staring at a small patch of hair you missed, and wondering about different shaving strategies 'you know I should really exfoliate more, hey, nice I look aroused, good. Good. Fuck HOW did I miss that centimeter of hair?'

...... You have various forms of ducklip. The pouty ducklip. The sexpot ducklip. The inquisitive ducklip. The flirty oh you ducklip.... each that you despise in principal but somehow they look great on cam so you keep doing it.

...... There is webcam ceiling jail, boob jail, empty bed / couch jail, wall jail, lamp jail, floor jail-

...... This happens to you at least once a day: "Man, nothing is happening. Am I being enticing enough? No, ok, be more sexy... No no, not like that. Try to pretend like youre super sexy, like youre just oozing sensuality and charm, youre a passionate firecracker, a sexual bulldozer.... maybe move like....slow...slower..... lol no no omg hope no one is watching, that looks so fucking stupi- Oh Im in private?"

Marķa Bala
01-08-2013, 04:05 PM
To do a special show for your lover and tell him/her at the end: You could never pay a 60' show like this, honey.

Timor
01-10-2013, 02:00 PM
On train: "why are you staring at me why are you staring at me why are you staring at me......*catch sight of self in train window* oh, I'm giving you the dimply come-hither face. BITCH FACE, ROLL OUT."

twistedprincess
01-24-2013, 09:43 PM
The batteries in your camera die, but since you HAVE to take this pic set you go on a frantic battery search until you realize the only other batteries you have are all in toys.

JackAlexander
01-26-2013, 12:23 PM
You have so many wires, computer stuff and electronics at your house someone asks "Are you some sort of computer engineer?"
Uhm...yea......sort of

qwerty24
01-26-2013, 04:48 PM
when you hear a lyric in Madonna's song that goes

"Some girls are just for free
I never wanna be like some girls"


and you say "Amen, girl!" out loud.

justanothercamgirl
01-27-2013, 05:50 AM
When you go out to the bar for your birthday with the other camgirls you know, and you mainly end up 'talking shop' for the majority of the evening instead of dancing!

Timor
01-27-2013, 09:22 AM
When you get a cold and you become oddly selfish about it. "NO! This cough is MINE!" and you refuse to film it and get this vicious glee that everybody's missing out on your disgusting phlegmy sounds.

sammii
01-29-2013, 11:23 PM
...........

twistedprincess
01-30-2013, 07:18 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you run around your apartment yelling "Where the hell is the coconut oil!" because you can't remember what you used it for last: cooking, hair, skin, shows, or makeup remover and therefor have no idea what room it is in.

BrightAndClaire
01-30-2013, 03:18 PM
You go to the DMV in your glasses, unwashed jeans, no lipstick, and whatever shirt was on top of the drawer, and you feel self-conscious the entire time because you somehow feel both underdressed and extremely overdressed.

LacieDiamond
01-31-2013, 06:09 AM
When your out with your boyfriend, and someone drives past you slow staring at you and your boyfriend says, "I bet hes thinking 'That's Lacie Diamond!'"

When your in-laws hear from your boyfriend stories about your shows, then ask you personally cause they don't believe it.

When your mom asks if your stalker sent you anymore amazon.com e-gift cards cause she wants new curtains.

When mail gets delivered with your cam name on and you get funny looks from the mailman.

When you have more dildos then places to put them inside your body.

When you get giant unrealistic dildos in the mail and laugh about it with your mom.

When you don't want other people using your camera.

When you wonder if today will be the day you bump into a client.

Okay that is all i got but this is a great thread! Lol'd alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html) :D

mimiboo69
02-01-2013, 12:06 AM
***Gynecologist comes in while on SW

I brought laptop with me which it is attached at my hip its my life line I take it everywhere with me. I was waiting for the doctor in the patient room, why not entertain myself and go on SW when waiting.It seems like when they put you in the room, it takes forever for the doctor to come to see you or in my case. Ya I have a UTI and on top of that I now have a yest infection from the antibiotics, I am taking for the UTI. I am so pissed off I have not worked for a week.,so he comes in as says"so what your broswing" then looked at my screen he said "stripperweb"? out loud with a crazy look on his face like are you a stripper? Or mimiboo is that you?LOL I am thinking he was thinking I was going to be on FaceBook or something like that LOL so I was ok what do I have Doc and closed my labtop I thought this was so funny

LaurenAus
02-01-2013, 12:13 AM
32711

sammii
02-01-2013, 12:19 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JauED94-kMY/TPSiQkkC7oI/AAAAAAAAAKU/LQZ4GKVCYE0/s1600/pbbt+laugh.gif

KimKlass
02-01-2013, 12:21 AM
Tmiiiiiiii :d