View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
MistyRose
02-17-2011, 10:26 PM
You're skypeing with a friend and notice it's already 13 minutes into the call and think: "Damn, I should at least whip a boobie out" and you start moving your hand towards your chest in a sexy manner just to remember: "SHIT, woman! You're not working!!"
You're skypeing with a friend and notice it's already 13 minutes into the call and think: "Damn, I should at least whip a boobie out" and you start moving your hand towards your chest in a sexy manner just to remember: "SHIT, woman! You're not working!!"
Hahahah, yes! Or you're videochatting with your auntie and she's like, "why are you licking your lips like that, you should put on some chapstick!"
CamWhore
02-17-2011, 10:40 PM
you know what : SW, AW, MFC, SM, BB and MGF means in 2 seconds flat, without over-thinking it.
When your "favorite" site change every 4 months with the weather.
when you got a big ass STREAMATE logo on your check (LoL)
when you log onto skype and yahoo, but you never do this shit for free anymore.
when you have a myspace, facebook and twitter, just to post your thong thursdays , schedule , and tittie tuesdays.
Caramel69
02-17-2011, 10:53 PM
-When you wake up every morning to a sore vagina
-When you take "days off" not because of a holiday or because you are sick, but because you are on your period
-When you eat cheetos, mini hotdogs, or baby carrots all you can think about are disgusting, pathetic little dicks
-When you start referring to your boyfriend or husband as "bb"
Lmao @ the "bb". I tend to catch myself sending that to ppl all the time! I laugh after because camming is really getting to me..
MissEgo
02-17-2011, 10:57 PM
...You think nothing of seeing other girls' naughty bits when checking out her profile/website/twitpics/etc.
Arialandre
02-18-2011, 04:04 AM
When your bf gets you a new ipod touch for V-day and you have an entire page dedicated to social networking aps and DUPLICATES of each ap. one for real life and one for camming life.
When u HATE the term 'bb' but u find yourself calling EVERYONE 'bb'.
When a male friend mentions skyping with u and u get pissy because u think they r trying to see u naked and u keep telling ur custies that u DON'T do skype shows. Then u remember ur friend soesnt even know u cam.
When u see guys checking u out and u feel like they should be tipping u for the preview.
When drinking at work is practically a given.
When u talk to most men like they are cam custies "mmm bb that sounds like sooo much fun" "Aww aren't u such a sweetie? Thanks tons hun"
When the thought of ur computer dieing is enough to make u hyperventilate because there goes your livelihood...and funny YouTube camming videos!
BuffyFlame
02-18-2011, 04:26 AM
When you get horny when someone you know says they wanna fuck you , because thoughs words send you into action.. (Recent experience.)
When hearing "Lets fuck" use to piss you off , now you just take it as a way a man calls a lady pretty.
missmagnolia
02-18-2011, 05:00 AM
When your mascara lasts five times less than it did before.
When, every now and then, you find a piece of lingerie/sexy clothing you didn't even remember you had in an inappropriate place, like the drawer you keep paper for your printer (had to put there quickly because the mailman was on the door), behind the couch, on top of a shelf (must have flown over there while you were stripping in a show), etc.
When you wish stockings would come in packs of 15 pairs.
When you write down telephone numbers/emails in the back of copies of release agreements and age verification documents you have all over the house. You have a pile of them somewhere too.
When holidays don't get you so excited anymore.
When one of the things you most fear in life is getting a yeast infection.
When sometimes you dream about a private session and later gets confused not finding it in your stats.
CamWhore
02-18-2011, 05:20 AM
maGNOLIA YOU HAVE ME IN STICHES......
I have a million model releases , and havent thrown out 1.
my under garmets are also in the funniest of places ,
one day i found a dildo in my couch... WHAT?! lol
missmagnolia
02-18-2011, 05:39 AM
Sometimes I find model releases for sites I could swear I never heard of! lol
:O
maGNOLIA YOU HAVE ME IN STICHES......
I have a million model releases , and havent thrown out 1.
my under garmets are also in the funniest of places ,
one day i found a dildo in my couch... WHAT?! lol
When you run to take a bath because you suddenly realize you used the left hand middle finger (ass finger) in your pussy. When you can say something like that prior sentence on a forum without flinching.
BuffyFlame
02-18-2011, 06:22 AM
When we can set in the form and type , "Ass finger" without feeling bashful lmao
MissEgo
02-18-2011, 10:05 AM
When the word "vanilla" no longer makes you think of ice cream.
MissEgo
02-18-2011, 10:06 AM
When you used to be a super horny superflirt and send naughty pictures to your guy friends just to see what they'd say... now Hell would have to freeze over before you send out pics like that without getting paid first!
CamWhore
02-18-2011, 02:09 PM
if your allowed to work 13 places at a time if you choose to
MissEgo
02-18-2011, 02:59 PM
When seeing a girl with a FULL face of makeup, hair done, and sweatpants doing errands no longer makes you think she's weird... now you think she's probably taking a break from being on cam, and I wonder what sites she's on?
When you pass a girl in the hallway at school and think "Did I see her on MFC last night?"
... When you wonder if absolutely every woman you see is a cam girl.
IsobelWren
02-18-2011, 05:03 PM
When you realize you have extra cash and can go shopping for "fun stuff" and the first things you think you might buy are lingerie and sex toys because you honestly can't think of when you'd actually wear a real dress or a new pair of pants.
MissEgo
02-18-2011, 06:24 PM
^^Absolutely!
Pre-camming shopping trip: flats, cute tops, a sweater...
Current shopping trips: corset, thigh highs, six inch heels, about twenty pairs of panties (for you to sell), vibrator...
Ms.Lacey
02-18-2011, 06:50 PM
you know what : SW, AW, MFC, SM, BB and MGF means in 2 seconds flat, without over-thinking it.
When your "favorite" site change every 4 months with the weather.
when you got a big ass STREAMATE logo on your check (LoL)
when you log onto skype and yahoo, but you never do this shit for free anymore.
when you have a myspace, facebook and twitter, just to post your thong thursdays , schedule , and tittie tuesdays.
As I read through all the abbreviations I was saying the actual site names.... SMDH!!!
Ms.Lacey
02-18-2011, 06:54 PM
When you see a small 3" dick and say "mmmm damn daddy look at the big juicy dick"
When you put on your lease under place of employment : Independent Contractor Internet sales/customer service
TheAnonymousGal
02-18-2011, 07:23 PM
you could care less when someone insults your looks (even as a joke sarcastically) because you've had 1000s of men tell you different.
you feel sorry for the women working at retail stores or doing jobs they hate when they could be camming (but, of course, can't tell them).
you have your "what do you do for a living" lie down so well that people have stopped asking.
you have started telling yourself, "You know what? I really don't care if I DO get found out"!
you start to think every guy out there is a wanking to porn on the net!
ShellyConnors
02-18-2011, 08:34 PM
if your allowed to work 13 places at a time if you choose to
... and then forget you even work at half of them!
Alysa
02-18-2011, 08:40 PM
You pull into a parking lot and find yourself parked next to a car full of guys:
Before you started camming you think: "I know I look good, they are def. checking me out"
After you started camming you think: "Oh god. I just want to get some milk. Leave me the fuck alone."
Lmao. I just thought about this tonight. Also:
When going out in public use to require putting on some jeans, a cute top and doing your hair. Now going out in sweatpants and your hair in a ponytail is just fine for you.
Before I started camming I would never dream of leaving my house in my pjs. Lol.
Alysa
02-18-2011, 08:42 PM
... and then forget you even work at half of them!
Yeah. Um, btw. If anyone can tell me what VS Broadcasting is I would really appreciate it. I signed up to a few sights one day and don't remember what this one is. They keep sending me emails. Lol.
Arialandre
02-18-2011, 09:17 PM
They are a camming network. Large but apparently pretty crap.
When on days you arent working you refuse to change out of your pjs.
When your friends want u to go dancing on a Friday night and all u can think is "Fuck that. If I'm going to shower, shave, do my hair and a full face of makeup on a Friday night to shake my ass half naked I'm staying home and getting paid for it."
Alysa
02-18-2011, 09:42 PM
They are a camming network. Large but apparently pretty crap.
Thanks. I'll just keep ignoring them then. I haven't sent them my ID or any kind of info so I'll just move them to my spam folder and get on with my life. Lol.
Arialandre
02-18-2011, 10:18 PM
Ya that's what ive done too lol I've been getting updates for a year!
Sunbeams
02-19-2011, 03:11 PM
When you break into a nervous sweat when people ask what you do for a living.
When every time you go to a fast food place or a store and see a cashier, you think "thank god I'm not doing that anymore."
When you start to wonder if every overly nice guy you've known is a sissy who's into small penis humiliation and if every rude guy you've met is the type who goes into free video saying "please bb, show ur tits then pvt".
MissEgo
02-19-2011, 06:06 PM
When you sincerely wish the ban/block buttons could be used on people in "real life".
When the thought of dealing with customers in "real life" without being able to "ban" them pisses you off.
When you realize you can never, ever, EVER, go back to a minimum wage job. Ever.
Sunbeams
02-19-2011, 06:57 PM
^ And when you realize you can't even go back to a medium-wage job because you still probably wouldn't make as much and you hate the idea of having to get out of bed before 10 am. (lol, I'm so lazy
KushKandi
02-20-2011, 07:38 AM
-When you actually call your boyfriend or husband "BB" instead of baby.
-That panic attack I get when my brother chats with me on facebook and says "You won't believe the funny thing I found online today"
-When walking my dog in the middle of the day and I have full make up with lashes and red, watery eyes from showing off my deep throat skills
CamWhore
02-20-2011, 12:07 PM
^^^ LOL at the GAG FACE !!!!
You are constantly greasy. This much lotion and or oil can be good for no one. Your face looks like the sahara compared to your tits and ass.
Arialandre
02-20-2011, 06:12 PM
When a guy comes up to u at the club, uses the "you look Sooo familiar line" and then swears up and downthat it's not a chat up line and he can SWEAR he has seen u somewhere and u think "omg this dude has seen me naked hasn't he??!
-at the club last night
MissEgo
02-20-2011, 09:05 PM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
MistyRose
02-20-2011, 09:24 PM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
I am still awaiting for my glorious moment! It will be the true validation of me as a camgirl. :D
Arialandre
02-22-2011, 01:30 AM
When your best friends guilt the shit out of you because you only have 7 working days left to get your bills paid and you were off work for a whole damn week and you wont go out to the bar and blow a shit ton of money on booze and cabs because ummmm, RENT?????
When you only have 7 days to make rent but you dont freak out too much because you can work a daily pay site and know that you will have cash in fucking HAND the next day instead of 2 weeks from now. Fuck ya!
(Oh PrincessJenny how I adore thee)
cherryblossomsinspring
02-22-2011, 07:51 AM
when a week goes by and you realize you havent left the house the whole time
hahahah !!! lol that's so me. I have to look up the weather on the internet just to answer the question: So what's how cold is it where you are? lol
cherryblossomsinspring
02-22-2011, 08:05 AM
When you realize the old guy in front of you in line is not looking at the patterns on the floor, but he's a foot fetish freak checking out some girl's panted toes.
When the old guy strikes up a conversation about the ripeness of avocados and you realize he has a pedo fetish. ( yes hate this sick pervs at trader joes) ugg!
When you haven't left your home for weeks.
When you get your groceries delivered.... why stop making money to go shopping?
When you making orgasm sounds every day all day long for weeks and no man has crossed your threshold in over a year.
When you fall asleep and your night light is the computer screen.
When getting out of bed means stepping over an obstacle course... usually made up of shoes , alfit and boots and possibly your cat or dog is some where down in the mess.
When you check your mail and you have several checks from several different companies and smile thinking hahah
When you're worried that your oil change will be due soon but realized you said that 4 months ago and still haven't driven your car enough to need that oil change yet.
When you wake up and think about going to work and then say ... nah what's on tv?
When a knock at the door usually means : victoria secret has arrived, fredricks has arrived, adam and eve toys have arrived!! hahahahaha
When Camming while a load is being done can have two meanings " a load of laundry can be put in right while your on cam" " some is saying take this load baby while your clothes are on the spin cycle" hehehe
When you come up with an artistic way to answer " what do you do?" I really do hate this question for it annoyed me before I started camming.
IsobelWren
02-22-2011, 10:20 AM
When you making orgasm sounds every day all day long for weeks and no man has crossed your threshold in over a year.
SO TRUE! Boyfriend asked why I hadn't jumped his bones in a week, I realized it was b/c after working 5 hr shifts 5 days a week I'd had enough penetration to not really think of jumping on him Meanwhile, my neighbors think we're having crazy, freaky deaky sex for hours on a regular basis!
IsobelWren
02-22-2011, 10:22 AM
When a guy comes up to u at the club, uses the "you look Sooo familiar line" and then swears up and downthat it's not a chat up line and he can SWEAR he has seen u somewhere and u think "omg this dude has seen me naked hasn't he??!
-at the club last night
ROFLOL Totally. I just say, "I have one of those faces that everyone thinks looks like someone they know. This happens to me all the time." that works really good.
I used to say, "You must watch a lot of porn then." but nobody ever got that I was saying that I'm in porn, they'd just look vaguely insulted/confused and walk away.
IsobelWren
02-22-2011, 10:24 AM
...you calculate the money you made an hour last night, 60$, and get confused b/c that's both a good and bad rate. You can't imagine making that much anywhere else, but damn! You only made 60$ an hour and that's not really that much money for doing this!
cherryblossomsinspring
02-22-2011, 10:31 AM
you know what : Sw, aw, mfc, sm, bb and mgf means in 2 seconds flat, without over-thinking it.
When you log onto skype and yahoo, but you never do this shit for free anymore.
When you have a myspace, facebook and twitter, just to post your thong thursdays , schedule , and tittie tuesdays.
aaaahhh!!
Why did some guy from one of these free sites i used to chat on hit me up on my old personal yahoo. He kept asking me to turn on my cam and i was like nope sorry to tired just logged out after 8 hrs of camming not in the mood. He got pissed off and obviously was looking to get off for free. Sorry don't do free cam and he asked me what site i was on. Lol not happening either! He got quiet i guess hoping to get off to that 1nch clothed picture of me in the corner and i said laters and logged out. He's attractive but broke which is worse than ugly with money.
And yes i know all the abbreviations yet i don't even work on all of those sites lol!
cherryblossomsinspring
02-22-2011, 10:32 AM
you're skypeing with a friend and notice it's already 13 minutes into the call and think: "damn, i should at least whip a boobie out" and you start moving your hand towards your chest in a sexy manner just to remember: "shit, woman! You're not working!!"
hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Good one!!!! Lol almost slipped up with this one myself!!
cherryblossomsinspring
02-22-2011, 10:34 AM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
I've heard about this cheese guy so much that I want to sign up to this site just to get my Provolone out! lol!!
MistyRose
02-22-2011, 10:55 AM
When at least 70% of your most visited sites are those of adult content. And you are not a porn addict.
BuffyFlame
02-22-2011, 11:08 AM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
He is posting the videos online =[
When your "secret recipe" is not mom's best yams, but the most realistic fake semen in the universe.
Oh no! Cheese guy is evil? Is he doing it as a joke or just sharing his fetish?
BuffyFlame
02-22-2011, 11:31 AM
Im Not sure , i was contacted by a regular , asking why i would play with cheese , and when i asked him what he meant , he send me the video of my playing with cheese , and said he had downloaded it.