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KimKlass
02-01-2013, 12:22 AM
What the hell I can't write in all caps anymore? Lame! I mean Too Much Information lol!!
mimiboo69
02-01-2013, 12:37 AM
^^^ OMG LONG HAIR DONT CARE you know how many times I have seen UTI in this Forum, to many LOL this had me rolling funny as hell SHITTTTTTTTTTT wanted to share with my cam fam
StephanieXS
02-01-2013, 12:43 AM
Haha, that's hilarious. Also, UTI is like the camgirl curse. If you get that it follows up with a yeast infection, both of which magically seem to become beyoooooond uncomfortable on a weekend or at midnight when you can't go to the doctor. Which equals misery and about a week of no work. Fuck that noise.
sammii
02-01-2013, 12:44 AM
Lol, wuut? There's such thing as TMI on Stripperweb? :P
KimKlass
02-01-2013, 05:30 AM
I'm too immature for this lol! The mental image of a yeast infection noooooooooooooooooooo!
xxtinamariexx
02-01-2013, 06:03 AM
About the UTI and then the yeast infection, My ob always, always gave me the script for a yeast infection when she gave me the script for the uti.. so I didn't have to go back, most of the time I never used it..
If you are prone to yeast infections, ask for that script at the same time :)
My ob actually thought it was cool when I told her I did the texting thing
xxtinamariexx
02-01-2013, 06:30 AM
When you walk into the Doctors office and see a guy sitting back in the corner with his laptop and headphones on, and instead of thinking he's watching a movie or something, you just KNOW he is watching porn!!
CurvyWinona
02-01-2013, 06:33 AM
You know you are a camgirl whenever you need to take your phone or laptop to shop, LOCK UP WITH PASSWORDS OR WIPE CLEAN ALL the dirty stuff off.
mimiboo69
02-01-2013, 07:39 AM
Haha, that's hilarious. Also, UTI is like the camgirl curse. If you get that it follows up with a yeast infection, both of which magically seem to become beyoooooond uncomfortable on a weekend or at midnight when you can't go to the doctor. Which equals misery and about a week of no work. Fuck that noise.
Oh I know what you mean that is EXACTLY what happen to me.LOLThis is my 3th one in a year,I keep myself very clean,I clean after shows keep, dillos clean,use hand sanitizer. I don't understand why I am getting them
Sunnylexie
02-01-2013, 07:45 AM
You have to organize your working space really carefully, putting all the work-unrelated stuff where noone will ever see it - because once there is a random thing around you, someone will definitely demand that you fuck it. No matter what the thing is: a slipper, a phone, a hairbrush, a computer mouse, a dumbbell, a remote, a guitar, a live rat in a cage - whatever.
ladyjalyn
02-01-2013, 07:50 AM
You know you are a Camgirl when working 5 hours a day is just WAY too long and making $40/h is a bad day :)
CinnimonKiss
02-01-2013, 09:25 AM
Lady use coconut oil up that kitty !! it helps fight against bad things from happening lol ! Make sure only organic coconut oil tho,
hope you get well soon !
I know how it feeels....uuughh !
beauvoir
02-01-2013, 10:46 AM
Oh my gosh, this thread has had me crying with laughter. You girls are hilarious.
msmochaxx
02-05-2013, 11:40 PM
When you aim to make more in a 30 hour work week than your boyfriend who works 60 hour weeks....(not to show him up but because I need to in order to make ends meet)
ladyjalyn
02-06-2013, 05:05 PM
When you catch yourself looking at every creepy looking guy at a Starbucks and trying to decide if one looks like he could be a sissy boy or a money slave... lol
roast
02-07-2013, 10:43 PM
"Can you do a striptease"
""Can you dance"
"Show me that ass"
"Do a twirl"
"Stand up and turn for me"
and other such requests in pvt or with tip gets one of the following responses from you:
1. The Effort: your shift just started, youre caffeinated, full of energy and optimism. oh you only want a twirl?! Ill give you moar bc Im the best camgirl everrr
http://ange2009.a.n.pic.centerblog.net/DemiMooreStripTease.gif
2. The Compromise: Ill just bend over, OK? I dropped something anyway but Ill angle my cam so it looks sexy. So it is sexy AND utilitarian. I might slap an asscheek too, idk.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/bending-at-the-waist-22.jpg?w=500&h=500
3. The Tipsy: Wine in my coffee cup. Wine in my coffee cup. wiiiiiine in my coffeee cupppp.
http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_m218pn1mMO1rt1sw0o1_5001.gif
4. The "I Should Sign Off" Dead Eye: self-explanatory
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsw8i7Sgo1rgqb8fo1_500.gif
5. The Abrupt End: (usually follows #1 after being tipped in public chat) youre in the zone, turned your back to your screen... and realize your room has filled up at lightening speed... and no one else is tipping. so you abruptly cut it out, sit and stop.
http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo238/pyschogirl_2008/kanye.gif
VoluptiousBriadda
02-08-2013, 01:19 AM
^^ yes,YES! the tears,the tearrrssss!!! You know its funny when you are laughing so hard that nothing comes out, or you snort so loud it wakes your child up. Pure magic, I tell you :hug:
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tlulu
02-08-2013, 04:50 AM
When this is a typical day:
Putting on make up:
http://i.imgur.com/wFCL8.gif
You know that you should be doing this with people who come into your room:
http://i.imgur.com/5S9Sh.gif
But you'd rather do this:
http://i.imgur.com/dA1PC.gif
And after your shift, you go back to SW chat:
http://i.imgur.com/QUxU3.gif
ChefKitty
02-08-2013, 05:41 AM
you get paid to watch someone masturbate while you tile your screen with their cam, and netflix.
Incantatious
02-08-2013, 07:33 AM
When your hourly rate is so high, you have to fight against living the laziest fucking existence on Earth because you can make enough to keep yourself fed and well-kept and everything in a day or so, and well.. you just can't be fucked to work more than is needed. So your life revolves around video games and movies and fun stuff, until you realize it's coming up to bill-time, so you then freak the fuck out, pull an all-nighter or two, become lazy as hell again, rinse and repeat..
...Oh my god... It has just hit me: This is why I've had so much flack for being such a "low earner" - I'm such a good camgirl, I'm probably the worst camgirl in history.
justanothercamgirl
02-08-2013, 09:52 AM
When this is a typical day...
Oh my gosh tlulu, your post just made my entire day. I laughed my ass off. Thanks bb!
qwerty24
02-10-2013, 03:10 PM
When my bf throws my panties in with his laundry and has them nice and clean for me. And I get pissed off (in my head! I wouldn't actually get mad at him for this) cause I had to mail those out to a custi and he wanted that pair dirty! Ah! I have to wear them AGAIN for two days.
Why you ruin my perfectly dirty panties by washing them? What am I supposed to do with a clean pair right now?
sandraflirt
02-10-2013, 03:25 PM
you know you're a cam girl when someone asks what your name is and you pause between you're real name and your cam girl name lol
Timor
02-10-2013, 04:09 PM
You know you're a camgirl when these are all 'work supplies'.
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Timor
02-11-2013, 07:12 AM
When someone asking you to sneeze on the back of a CD isn't the weirdest request you get.
Timor
02-11-2013, 07:48 AM
When this happens:
*feel sneeze building*
*frantically turn on laptop, bring up recording program*
*scramble for camera...camera...CAMERA* *sneeze*
''Awwwww, fuck.''
tlulu
02-12-2013, 01:21 PM
At least for my situation...
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-waerN8ES8_8/URqjqlbKHDI/AAAAAAAAAtU/WIRUgsWrA5M/s890/116193.jpg
Snowy0Star
02-13-2013, 01:52 PM
when ur internets auto fill for "p" changes to payoneer instead of pandora.
whiteheat
02-13-2013, 09:32 PM
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takiaya
02-15-2013, 02:23 AM
When you go shoe shopping for heels and wonder which pair will be best to use as a sex toy
CarmenF
02-15-2013, 02:39 AM
Ot sex toy? you can? doesnt it hurt? it s a kink of mine i m scared to try
takiaya
02-15-2013, 03:04 AM
Ot sex toy? you can? doesnt it hurt? it s a kink of mine i m scared to try
Lol yes I can. It doesn't hurt if you do it right. You could always try it slow and if you don't like it, etc you can stop, you dont shove the heel all the way in to start with, just slowly to try it and see what you think. XD I do alot of fetish shows...heel guys/feet guys love it...
you know your a camgirl when you are having this conversation about heels and its perfectly normal to you...lol
Vlodina
02-15-2013, 03:10 AM
Just make sure the heel is smooth and very clean. Some girls put a condom over the heel.
CarmenF
02-15-2013, 05:31 AM
thanks girls. i m dying (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/38524/dieing-vs-dying) to try my 18cm whore heels.
CurvyWinona
02-15-2013, 03:45 PM
When somebody asks me to come to sex toy party.... I tell them I will bring my sex toy box and educate them to have better toys than what they offer. Ugh jelly toys and butterfly vibrators...
BrightAndClaire
02-15-2013, 08:14 PM
When someone sends you a whole script for a scene involving his sockjob fetish (and you didn't realize "sockjobs" were a thing before, but you're somehow not shocked) and you begin reading it over and thinking, "Wow, these socks show a lot of independence and agency, they are fierce socks not to be trifled with..."
MissSeraphim
02-15-2013, 11:49 PM
When you can masturbate for an hour without getting off!
I think that's one very under-appreciated talent. When I got started camming, I'd be done in like a couple minutes just being used to masturbating myself. Now, two years later, I just masturbated for over an hour. Pretty darn proud of myself, might just give meself a gold star sticker for that one
Vogue
02-16-2013, 12:05 PM
.. when you can recognize languages you dont speak .
when you can tell the difference between sweedish and danish for example
twistedprincess
02-16-2013, 12:12 PM
You begin to wonder if all men wear women's panties.
KittyAudrey
02-16-2013, 11:07 PM
Is perfectly fine that a guy ask you to play as a Robot and then ask you to have a "circuit mess up" and play dead with your feet in the air.
You even find it cute. :D
RaineyLane
02-16-2013, 11:33 PM
When you become comfortable with talking about work with friends and then you have no friends. Or they never want to hang out! HA!
HornyHeidiBush
02-17-2013, 10:10 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you keep thinking you can hear your bell ringing, even when you are logged off. I swear the noise haunts me, lol. I listen to a lot of techno and house music, which doesn't help... I always think i can hear the repetitive sound of my bell amongst the repetitive beat of the music.
You know you're a cam girl when you are at a massive party, and realise that you could probably keep everyone there entertained with bizarre stories about your weird job.
You know you're a cam girl when you talk about yourself in ridiculously grandiose terms. I look at what's written on my adultwork profile and sometimes think 'I really sound like an arrogant turd' lol.
you know you're a cam girl when your mates are insanely envious of your lifestyle, but continue to work in dull and unfulfilling jobs :D.
KittyAudrey
02-17-2013, 09:48 PM
Find yourself singing out loud with a dildo as a microphone...
Just happened to me and had to run over here to tell lol
CarmenF
02-18-2013, 03:47 AM
when whatever happens on cam that makes you sad, angry, laugh, weird out, you run on stripperweb to tell girls :):)
RaineyLane
02-18-2013, 03:53 AM
when whatever happens on cam that makes you sad, angry, laugh, weird out, you run on stripperweb to tell girls :):)
OMG! Right?!
CarmenF
02-18-2013, 04:54 AM
yes at least we get a kick out of things that made us angry! my bf is only interested in hearing dirty things that i do on cam... not as interested when i vent :(
Missymissdemeanour
02-18-2013, 05:35 AM
You know you're a cam girl when................ Singing along to 'Round Round' by the Pussy Cat Dolls you get to the line that goes: 'Don't need no man I get my kicks for free' you suddenly realise you've been singing 'Don't need no man I get my COCKS for free' :D
justanothercamgirl
02-19-2013, 01:17 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you are on vacation in another city but yet you still log into Stripperweb just to make sure that 'you aren't missing anything important.'
CarmenF
02-19-2013, 02:11 AM
when bf talks about a romantic weekend and your mind elaborates all sorts of dirty sex videos in the hotel room...
maryjaynexo
02-21-2013, 01:44 AM
When you have to do a mandatory 'dildo sweep' and 'bdsm gear check' before anyone comes over. And then when you realize when family comes over that you accidentally left a dildo in the couch cushions, and a gimp mask on your desk, which you hastily throw into a bag as your mom pipes up, "What's that?"