View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
CarmenF
02-21-2013, 01:59 AM
oh the dildo sweep... oooooh the buttplugs stuck in the couch.... oooooooooh I am so paranoid
sandraflirt
02-21-2013, 02:06 AM
When u enter a 5 star restaurant and the only thing u can think of us "what an amazing video u could do in the establishment!"
twistedprincess
02-21-2013, 06:49 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you are on vacation in another city but yet you still log into Stripperweb just to make sure that 'you aren't missing anything important.'
I would like to add to this: You know you're a camgirl when you are about to go on vacation in another city and you check Stripperweb for other camgirls in the area to hang out with.
Classy_Katy
02-23-2013, 09:28 AM
When you realise that you hadn't signed into facebook all day
Marina Starr
02-23-2013, 09:59 AM
From the way you talk, the way you walk, everything about you screams confidence! You have the freedom to just be without permission!
CarmenF
02-23-2013, 01:15 PM
i am waiting to have a dance show. in 2 hours i should be dancing 4 choreographies and i knew that if i stayed home i d have made more than the 60$ i m getting here in half the time... but my dance course needs new pupils! so i know i am a camgirl because i am about to close myself in the locker, and take some filthy vids huahahah
sophiesecrets
02-27-2013, 11:03 AM
When you say "sh!T I could have recorded that!"
hahahahaha, SO TRU
RaineyLane
02-27-2013, 05:42 PM
When you get gas while camming in the bath. Tell your viewers BRB gotta make a quick vid. Then make a farting in the bath clip real quick before returning to your chatroom. That was the moment I realized I'm a Camgirl! HA
sophiesecrets
02-27-2013, 09:08 PM
when u get undressed a billion times but never take off your heels... (unless they tip! O.o)
qwerty24
02-27-2013, 09:32 PM
when your bf says "That would be a good angle!" when he looks over at the mirror on the bedroom wall as we are having sex.
Missbeth
02-28-2013, 12:34 AM
When you start to lose a normal perspective on money...
I was just talking to a friend about a concealed weapons permit class and they told me it was $300...
I Immediately go "oh that's not too much" .... Yeah my "cover story" job only pays ~200/week... Oops
According to my bf I actually do this frequently to people... Maybe he just notices it because he's listening for it.. But double oops.. Lol
tlulu
02-28-2013, 01:05 AM
When you realise that you hadn't signed into facebook all day
When SW is your new facebook.
CarmenF
02-28-2013, 09:03 AM
Need to poop cos your tummy aches? Time for anal video!
Fallenangel2904
02-28-2013, 11:04 AM
When you realize you go through just as much if not more baby wipes in a day of camming then you would if you had a baby. *wipe pussy. clean dildo. repeat. repeat. repeat.*Time to stock up again! haha
justanothercamgirl
02-28-2013, 11:17 AM
Re: The baby wipe thing. Am I the only girl that actually uses a spray bottle of soap and a wash cloth? Granted I have to use a new wash cloth everyday and it makes for more laundry but I find that baby wipes leave lint all over my toys when I wipe them with a babywipe. /:O
Fallenangel2904
02-28-2013, 11:23 AM
Re: The baby wipe thing. Am I the only girl that actually uses a spray bottle of soap and a wash cloth? Granted I have to use a new wash cloth everyday and it makes for more laundry but I find that baby wipes leave lint all over my toys when I wipe them with a babywipe. /:O
Hm I don't really notice lint, maybe the brand? But a wash cloth would probably be more eco-friendly and definitely cheaper though a bit more of hassle.
justanothercamgirl
02-28-2013, 07:13 PM
Hm I don't really notice lint, maybe the brand? But a wash cloth would probably be more eco-friendly and definitely cheaper though a bit more of hassle.
You could possibly be right. It might be the brand.
I just feel like less of a camgirl somedays because of my lack of use of baby wipes.
True story!
I guess I should phrase that as...."You know you are a Camgirl when you fear your lack of use of baby wipes has some more of reflection on your camming ability"
Hee hee.
sophiesecrets
02-28-2013, 07:23 PM
BABY WIPES genius!! i usually take my toys to the sink after each use, but thats a much better solution!
Fallenangel2904
03-02-2013, 04:55 PM
You know you're a camgirl when a guy stares at you for longer then 5 seconds and you think to yourself "SHIT he recognizes me!' Totally happened to me today, some guy walking by me with a small kid, staring at me intently and even doubling back to look at me some more once he passed me. My mind was going 'He SO recognizes me!' but then again could have been because I had full on cam hair and makeup at 2pm in the middle of the supermarket while wearing sweat pants and a hoodie lol.
shysara79
03-02-2013, 05:19 PM
OMG fallen .. U just made me laugh so hard with the full on hair and makeup and sweats at 2 pm... I so have been there and thought the same thing
Marina Starr
03-02-2013, 05:24 PM
Really? I wear make up all day long. From 9am 'til 9pm :)
OMG fallen .. U just made me laugh so hard with the full on hair and makeup and sweats at 2 pm... I so have been there and thought the same thing
caitir
03-02-2013, 06:13 PM
not sure if this is up here already or not, but,
when you are able to skillfully put your makeup on backwards, using the webcam as a mirror, without making a mistake. :D
Fallenangel2904
03-02-2013, 07:11 PM
Really? I wear make up all day long. From 9am 'til 9pm :)
Oh don't get me wrong I love my makeup and don't go out without makeup but there's day makeup, night makeup...then there's whore paint LOL. A heavy smokey eye, lashes and lots of blush complete with teased and curled hair. Looked like i was heading to the club at 2pm lol. I'm sure I had people thinking 'Wow she's a bit over dressed to buy milk' lol
Melodie
03-04-2013, 05:22 PM
This is more clips4sale, but w/e
When you have to poo REALLY bad, but have been holding it for ever because you need to wait until your iphone/video camera charges
Melodie
03-04-2013, 05:23 PM
That being said, what kind of bullshit apartment has no plug in the bathroom! Grrrrr
Marina Starr
03-04-2013, 05:25 PM
When you can convey that 'Fuck You' attitude without saying a single word.
BrightAndClaire
03-04-2013, 06:58 PM
When you run the numbers and realize that paying off a medical bill that has been looming ominously over your head is just going to be a matter of another hour of work here and there, and you have the option of putting in that hour any time you like, you don't have to wait for some office douche to approve your overtime request.
AshleyRed
03-08-2013, 06:32 PM
- When you go shop for groceries with hubbie, sees a cute red dress and thinks about how many clients (and freeloaders, btw) asked you to dress in red cuz you would really look great in it. Instants later remembers you need to buy cereal.
- When you realize you got to think more about your hair, make up and lingerie than before your "camming life".
- When you are at your vanilla job (and mine is REALLY VANILLA, a really childish environment) and goes blushing when you remember you're also a cam stripper.
- When you start thinking about getting a better pc, better cam and better internet connection for more than "entertainment reasons" but also for business :D
Fallenangel2904
03-08-2013, 07:24 PM
When you have to fight the urge to call people bb in real life...
AshleyRed
03-08-2013, 07:31 PM
not sure if this is up here already or not, but,
when you are able to skillfully put your makeup on backwards, using the webcam as a mirror, without making a mistake. :D
First time I've tried to put my lipstick that way I wasn't too sucessful =PPPP had to repair it using a real mirror =P after trying like a dozen times now I do it perfectly hahahaahhaa
delilahd
03-08-2013, 09:58 PM
This trips me up SO bad! I have mad props for all the YouTube makeup people. But, a webcam is WAY more handy to use than my mirror, it's too bad I end up putting eyeshadow everywhere but on my eyes!
when you are able to skillfully put your makeup on backwards, using the webcam as a mirror, without making a mistake. :D
Vlodina
03-09-2013, 01:30 AM
When you have to fight the urge to call people bb in real life...
My bf and cats get called "bb" :D My bf calls me bb too. It keeps us entertained. ;)
maryjaynexo
03-09-2013, 02:07 AM
^^I'm so guilty of this too. I type it out to my friends and anyone I'm talking to online without even realizing it. lmao
Marina Starr
03-09-2013, 06:01 AM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x311/melaniamai/tumblr_mhjj3dieX71qg5t77o3_500_zpsba443dab.gif
When you have to fight the urge to call people bb in real life...
RockabillySwag
03-09-2013, 06:16 PM
When you are out and about and notice some guy checking you out and have to fight off the instinct to either shake your tits or lick your lips at them. I was drinking a starbucks once and some guy was started looking at me and realized I almost started licking the straw seductively lol
roast
03-09-2013, 06:21 PM
Re: The baby wipe thing. Am I the only girl that actually uses a spray bottle of soap and a wash cloth? Granted I have to use a new wash cloth everyday and it makes for more laundry but I find that baby wipes leave lint all over my toys when I wipe them with a babywipe. /:O
Im... loving you for suggesting this, I didnt even think of it! Thank you!
Alys Butterfly
03-09-2013, 09:59 PM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
Oh my god, this is so hilarious.
cumslut4u
03-10-2013, 12:17 AM
My bf and cats get called "bb" :D My bf calls me bb too. It keeps us entertained. ;)
Same here!!! Lol
tlulu
03-10-2013, 11:31 AM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
I got the cheese guy last night too. I guess I'm part of the club now :D
Timor
03-10-2013, 06:09 PM
I got my first dick pic on twitter. On TWITTER of all places.
Marina Starr
03-10-2013, 07:08 PM
You gracefully accept compliments but you'd much prefer cash because compliments don't pay your bills. Cash, checks or credit cards do.
cumslut4u
03-10-2013, 07:37 PM
You gracefully accept compliments but you'd much prefer cash because compliments don't pay your bills. Cash, checks or credit cards do.
I know that's right!
caitir
03-10-2013, 08:52 PM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
Omg! that's a thing? I got him a year ago or so- I started cracking up halfway through. lol. I had to log off for a minute so I could compose myself again. :P
justanothercamgirl
03-11-2013, 09:03 AM
When your household goes into a state of panic when you run out of coconut oil. :)
maryjaynexo
03-12-2013, 12:25 AM
When you leave your Hitachi plugged in and your cat accidentally lies on it and turns it on and then jumps 10 feet in the air, running from the room hissing and spitting.
Khandi_Redd
03-12-2013, 03:46 PM
1)....when you regularly come home from the store and go "FUUUUCCCKKK! i forgot lube AGAIN!" (Me all week, lol).
2)....when every time you see someone sexy, you try to think of ways to get them to do a show with you without looking like a perv
IsobelWren
03-13-2013, 07:29 AM
You think, "How am I going to sweep the floor while I'm on crutches?" and answer yourself, "Well first you're going to go upstairs, put on some makeup and get the video camera. After that, I don't know. But it will be filmed."
Timor
03-13-2013, 08:48 AM
When you have to ask your roommates if they need anything from you in the next couple minutes, because you're making a clip.
Special_K
03-13-2013, 07:47 PM
When you are having a video call on skype with your friend and you find yourself playing with your boobs, making sexy poses or caressing your lady parts. It happens to me all the time :D
HaydenBlue
03-14-2013, 11:41 AM
...you only know what holiday it is because Streamate changed up the background of the homepage.