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Vlodina
03-14-2013, 11:51 AM
When you are having a video call on skype with your friend and you find yourself playing with your boobs, making sexy poses or caressing your lady parts. It happens to me all the time :D
I touch my tits all the time, I can't help myself! At the supermarket, in the pub... it's gotten pretty bad lol.
maryjaynexo
03-14-2013, 04:12 PM
...you only know what holiday it is because Streamate changed up the background of the homepage.
LOL did this. Went to SM and thought why the eff is the background green.
...When you're scrolling through your facebook feed, see a friend's post complaining about her case of hiccups and you have to restrain yourself from writing
"Get out your camera and film those fuckers" because you forgot you were on facebook and not dashboard/website/forum full of fetish porn.
Jinja
03-15-2013, 10:12 AM
When you're always looking for the scam.
justanothercamgirl
03-15-2013, 10:55 AM
When you're always looking for the scam.
Or the most efficient way you can make a profit from those who are trying to scam you. ;)
CamKaty
03-15-2013, 11:35 AM
hah, just happend to mee too
delilahd
03-17-2013, 01:37 PM
When Shark Week doesn't mean tuning in to TLC.
Marina Starr
03-17-2013, 02:47 PM
You can stand on your own two feet no matter what anyone throws at you because being strong and making it works is your only option.
flor0586
03-19-2013, 01:21 AM
You know your a camgirl when you have encountered numerous 8ft tall strong men with 30 inch penis's who will rock your world..... then your friends come over and and have "girly chat" about things which you think "you have no fucking idea what they really think" but you just smile like ooooooo hahah while your bf giggles in the background because you tell him everything about camming :)
anonymous camgirl
03-19-2013, 06:15 AM
When you go to the grocery store, zucchini is on sale you pick out a big one and turn to the guy you are with and say EH??? uh huh... but only have intentions of making a nice zucchini pasta but your mind drifts to dirty cam thoughts....LOL... true story from last nite hahaha
Special_K
03-19-2013, 08:42 AM
When you watch porn for market research purposes!
Browneyes
03-19-2013, 11:27 AM
You know you are a cam girl when you realize that pretending to be hot, horny and nice to people is f*king exhausting.
Jinja
03-19-2013, 01:53 PM
When you have a cyst cut out of your forehead, and have to remove the bandage to clean the stitches, so you spend forever on clips4sale trying to find a fetish that taping this would fall under, and are extremely disappointed because you can't find anything.
sammii
03-19-2013, 06:57 PM
When you read an article in Cosmopolitan called "how to talk dirty" while waiting in the store and your first thought is "pshht, amateurs."
Paranormal Gal
03-20-2013, 01:31 AM
OMG soooo true! I've thought that quite a bit lol
Paranormal Gal
03-20-2013, 01:46 AM
LOL agreed!!! Especially with the house visitors routine.... I have special stashing places for everything and have a quick routine down lol
danybabygirl
03-20-2013, 10:30 AM
when you start wearing false eyelashes, ALL THE DAMN TIME.
when you start calling everyone sweetie.
when you go from working 10 hours a day at a normal job, and suddenly the concept of having to straighten your hair and do your make up for work suddenly seems like too much work.
when you're annoyed that you worked for 2 hours and only made $150.
sophiesecrets
03-20-2013, 02:28 PM
You kno your a CAMgirl when u start watching the clock when ur doin it with the hubby... 10 mins... ur time is up!! (just kidding, ive never said that, but ive thought it!)
caitir
03-20-2013, 09:01 PM
...when you give your boyfriend the links to "great porn sites". lol.
justanothercamgirl
03-21-2013, 05:49 AM
You get insulted by an abusive ex who's nasty insults and demeanor used to ruin your whole day to responding, "That's all you got? Have a great day." Then you go on your way to a wonderful day, just knowing he the one still stewing because he didn't get the reaction he was hoping for. He's an amateur.
Ha ha! I know exactly what you mean. When I started camming I was SO super sensitive and I thought that I would never become less sensitive. Another camgirl told me to just hold on and I'd become desensitized to it eventually.
Now when most guys insult me. My response is, "You bore me. Troll harder!" ;)
CarmenF
03-21-2013, 06:32 AM
After a wholr day at a wedding you take off pantyhose and notice they are stinky and with holes all over. You are about to get mad but then you remember there was that guy who wanted your hose and you find yourself smiling with an evil grin.
LilyAnderson
03-21-2013, 06:41 AM
Agreed lmao lmao lmao
sexyred
03-21-2013, 01:09 PM
When..... Two weeks ago you offer to go over to your boyfriends house while he is at work to hang out with his sick dog, and then you realize this could be a waste of a perfectly good camming day. So you bring your laptop, cam and top few toys over to his house.
Then you go home the next day and realize you are missing you favorite tantus dildo. It's nowhere to be found....
Flash forward to yesterday. You go to meet your boyfriend at his house before he's out of work and spy your beloved dildo on his dog's bed next to his toys. You quickly stick it in your purse and forget about it until you are at the store later and it peeks out of your purse as you awkwardly search for your wallet at the register.... Awkward....
Then today, you have a devilish thought to sell it to pervs, even though clearly the dog has been using it a chew toy....
CarmenF
03-21-2013, 03:39 PM
Spending night shift at red cross with guys in 20/24 range of age. They have been looking at porn for one hour. They will find me sooner or later.
CourtneyRaine
03-21-2013, 08:16 PM
When browsing your personal facebook account full of all your righteous Mormon friends who don't know you still cam, you notice your acquaintance has just posted "Belmont... PSH". Except, you read it as SPH and you think, "Oh my God, why is this goodie two shoes church boy publicly declaring his fondness for small penis humiliation?!" Then you realize you're just mildy dyslexic, but you still can't help but wonder...
Jinja
03-22-2013, 08:34 AM
When your cats are constantly pissed at you for being kicked out of the bedroom/bathroom/office so you can film.
Fallenangel2904
03-22-2013, 09:54 AM
When your cats are constantly pissed at you for being kicked out of the bedroom/bathroom/office so you can film.
Haha my poor cat is always getting kicked out of the bedroom. I feel so bad but I can't risk him jumping in front of me while camming- yes it's happened before. I'm terrified of accidentally getting banned because my cat is always curious lol
Jinja
03-22-2013, 11:03 AM
Yeah after I spent a long time shooting a custom clip, only to realize upon editing it that one of my cats was in the background licking her butt, they are not allowed in the room when I film no matter what.
IsobelWren
03-22-2013, 02:16 PM
Got a call today on my real person, private cell.
Woman, "Is Jamie there?"
Me, "Nope, sorry. Wrong number."
Woman, "I apologize."
Me, "No problem."
Woman, "Really sorry!"
I start to hang up, I hear her talking so I raise the phone again
Me, "Sorry, what?"
Woman, "You don't KNOW a Jamie, maybe?"
Me, "I'm sure I know some Jamies, but it's best if you just try the number you originally meant to call."
Woman, "Yeah, probably."
I start to hang up again. Once again, she's still talking.
Woman, "....are you guys doing today?"
Me, "Are you really trying to reach this Jamie person?"
The woman is delighted, as though I may be reconsidering Jamie-blocking her and will now hand the phone to Jamie, "Yes!"
Me, "You should probably stop chatting with me and try the number again. I'm hanging up now."
She's still talking. I hang up anyway.
You know you're a cam girl when you've had so many freeloaders on cam that the cosmic balance tips and you start to get freeloaders in your real life.
flor0586
03-23-2013, 08:57 PM
You know your a cam girl when you go to bed and dream that you go to your bf's computer to find him watching some male celebrity (forgot the name now lol) hitting himself all over his body with a squirting dildo on a television show untill his entire chest is white, and explaining like things QVC style that it looks like cum but its not... lol while standing in white y fronts.... you starting laughing in your dream and saying oh i should put this on SW to your bf and then wake up laughing about such a strange dream lol.
Vlodina
03-24-2013, 01:44 AM
I had a fucked up cam related dream the other night... I dreamt that my boyfriend was being blackmailed into fucking some other woman, BUT for some reason he was also being forced to phone her on DirectChat (which she had set to £6/min!) for the whole duration until he came. And although he was able to get it up, the stress meant that he could just not come at all, as he was just thinking about his money trickling away (somehow his Adultwork balance was directly connected to his bank account and the per minute charge was coming out of there!)
DoodlebugBites
03-24-2013, 10:49 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you've had so many freeloaders on cam that the cosmic balance tips and you start to get freeloaders in your real life.
So true! The grocery store cashier wanted to talk at length about my nail polish color. I was like, DAMMIT you can't show people ANYTHING for free. TIP FOR REQUESTS UGH. Not sure how I would have signed the receipt without my hands, but still.
DoodlebugBites
03-24-2013, 10:56 AM
That being said, what kind of bullshit apartment has no plug in the bathroom! Grrrrr
When I looked at my current apartment, I got so excited that one of the TWO bathrooms has TWO outlets. I was like, OMG OMG this is going to make my life SO much easier! The building manager got a little weirded out so I shut the hell up but inside I was jumping for joy.
Camming has made me evaluate floorplans in quite a different way. Master bath plus a camming bath? HELLS YES I'LL TAKE IT.
Snowy0Star
03-24-2013, 11:02 AM
When I looked at my current apartment, I got so excited that one of the TWO bathrooms has TWO outlets. I was like, OMG OMG this is going to make my life SO much easier! The building manager got a little weirded out so I shut the hell up but inside I was jumping for joy.
Camming has made me evaluate floorplans in quite a different way. Master bath plus a camming bath? HELLS YES I'LL TAKE IT.
HAHAHA yes my new place in the east coast is a house that got converted into 4 apartments and its old bf said it was made in the 60s or 70s it has 0 power outlets in the bathroom witch means i cant cam in there for long periods of time have my other ipod dock purchased just for the bathroom or have my water fountain in there. It made me a sad manda panda when I found out but motivation to get a new place lol
Vlodina
03-24-2013, 11:04 AM
Do you guys not have extention cables in the US? :p
DoodlebugBites
03-24-2013, 11:08 AM
HAHAHA yes my new place in the east coast is a house that got converted into 4 apartments and its old bf said it was made in the 60s or 70s it has 0 power outlets in the bathroom witch means i cant cam in there for long periods of time have my other ipod dock purchased just for the bathroom or have my water fountain in there. It made me a sad manda panda when I found out but motivation to get a new place lol
I know how that feels... my last place had some janked up wiring even though it was a newish building. Just about anything would blow a circuit, including plug in vibes. A few of my customers will never let me live that down. They thought it was hilarious but it's not so cute when you can't even use a vacuum or a hairdryer. It was huge motivation to get off my ass and move, which was so daunting but I really did it for better camming. Just another positive change camming brought to my life! :)
Snowy0Star
03-24-2013, 11:09 AM
Do you guys not have extention cables in the US? :p
XD we do but it would be impratical to have a chord trailing around the house all the time my boyfreind says he knows about this power box thing that runs on batteries with outlets that I can get so I can cam in thier and use my ipod dock maybe have my fountain on too since I have rechargible batteries.
DoodlebugBites
03-24-2013, 11:38 AM
XD we do but it would be impratical to have a chord trailing around the house all the time my boyfreind says he knows about this power box thing that runs on batteries with outlets that I can get so I can cam in thier and use my ipod dock maybe have my fountain on too since I have rechargible batteries.
Yeah, Vlodina, it just gets impractical when you have too many things to plug in to outlets that are too far away. It's not really safe to overload one outlet, either. (I know you were joking, but it's a fair question.)
Also, I am such a clutz I will trip over extension cords and bring my lighting to a crashing death in no time. (This has happened, ugh.)
DoodlebugBites
03-24-2013, 11:44 AM
XD we do but it would be impratical to have a chord trailing around the house all the time my boyfreind says he knows about this power box thing that runs on batteries with outlets that I can get so I can cam in thier and use my ipod dock maybe have my fountain on too since I have rechargible batteries.
Whoops, double post. But one question.... fountain? What's this about???
MissSassyPickles
03-24-2013, 06:05 PM
When you and your friend arrange a time to Skype and you log on and wait.... and wait... and get so pissed that they're not logging on and stood you up!
... Then you realize that you're an idiot because you're logged on to your work account.
Vlodina
03-25-2013, 07:57 AM
You know you're a camgirl when your boyfriend sends you emails through Adultwork enquiring about an escort meet later that day, and it's a really sweet thing for him to do. ;)
seller317
03-25-2013, 03:40 PM
When you bend down to reach for something in your car and it occurs to you that anyone seeing your ass right now should tip to see it in tight jeans first lol
IsobelWren
03-27-2013, 08:31 AM
...you wake up in the middle of the night, thinking you might have forgotten to set your live Niteflirt listings to "away" and you can't quite get back to sleep because you're afraid you'll miss the call and your standing in the listings will drop.
Cam girl version of, "did I leave the iron on?"
delilahd
03-27-2013, 11:28 AM
You get some terrible, violent, nausea inducing hiccups on the bus (true story) and all you can think is, damn, wish I had my cam to film this!
I get nasty hiccups and I am awaiting the day I can profit from them ;)
justanothercamgirl
03-27-2013, 02:37 PM
...you wake up in the middle of the night, thinking you might have forgotten to set your live Niteflirt listings to "away" and you can't quite get back to sleep because you're afraid you'll miss the call and your standing in the listings will drop.
Cam girl version of, "did I leave the iron on?"
Not to derail, but I heard that you can miss Niteflirt calls and it didn't hurt your listings. Was I misinformed?
* JAC is now worried she has left her iron on all this time. ;) *
AshleyRed
03-27-2013, 07:32 PM
When you leave your Hitachi plugged in and your cat accidentally lies on it and turns it on and then jumps 10 feet in the air, running from the room hissing and spitting.
As a cat owner I laughed so loud on this one hahahaha
Timor
03-29-2013, 05:12 PM
You know how as a kid you worry that if you sneeze but plug your nose and ears your head will explode? The camgirl equivalent is when you're in a show with a butt plug in your ass and suddenly you have to fart.
Snowy0Star
03-30-2013, 05:57 PM
You dance to music no matter where you are. I mainly work token sites so I'm always playing music and dancing around. I just got back from buying food for the week with my boyfreind I was just leaning against the carts handle bar and shaking my ass swaying my hips bobbing my head and the cashier was all like "Wow you must be really enjoying ur music!" I can only imagine how many other ppl were like WTF is this crazy goth chick doing ?
IsobelWren
04-01-2013, 01:55 PM
Since money is tight, you muse that you might give up bikini waxes and just pluck the hairs yourselves, with tweezers. Your life partner remarks casually, "film it!"
So basically, "You know you're a cam girl when your partner has heard YOU say, 'film it' enough times that HE starts saying it!"
CarmenF
04-01-2013, 04:27 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you have to schedule what lingerue you are going to wear over the next.weeks in order to meet your socks, pamtyhose and panties sales...
Sunnylexie
04-01-2013, 05:37 PM
Sometimes after you just let it go and have a natural orgasm you think "OMG I forgot to moan his name/scream in the end, hope it didn't look like I wasn't truly enjoying!(((("