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caitir
04-08-2013, 11:26 PM
...when you know exactly how long your spit will last as lube.
...when you look at apartments based on their wall-thickness. :P
...when you make $200 while wearing sweatpants

when you're obsessed with SW :)

LaceyCummings
04-09-2013, 09:29 PM
You know you are a camgirl when a friend posts this on facebook...

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/BasedOnThisWhatAreYourRoots-11000.jpg

and you think "There are categories for feet with names? Great, now I can use this standardized system to communicate with all the foot fetish guys who want to see my feet for free. Apparently I have "Egyptian" feet. You know you are a camgirl when you actually get excited at this new knowledge and google it with great interest.

This reminds me of something that happened around the time I started camming. I stumbled on a porn site devoted to different types of vaginas. They call it "pussy classification." There are "juicy cherries," "puffy peaches" and "big tacos." It's...somethin'.
http://www.wetandpuffy.com/freetour/pussies/
Again, you know you are a camgirl when you contemplate marketing your vagina type.

IsobelWren
04-10-2013, 07:46 AM
your dog is sick in the middle of the night and, after cleaning it off the few carpeted rooms (why always pick the carpeted rooms?!) you look for something large and heavy to block off the carpeted hallway...the first thing you think of is the fucking machine.

and since she's still sick, the fucking machine is still there, so every time I walk down the hallway I step over a fucking machine.

Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 11:10 AM
^ i hope ur puppy gets better soon how long has he been sick? : (

twistedprincess
04-10-2013, 12:23 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you're flipping through radio stations and you hear a part of a song that says "Girl lets go You sexy thing, you turn me on, I need a private show" and instantly think they're talking about camgirls...

(and then you google the lyric to find the song. Nelly - Hey Porsche if you were curious, and it can totally fit talking about a camgirl even though it likely isn't lol)

Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 09:49 PM
When ur going thru the clips 4 sale store see that theres a dish washing fetish did ur dishes an hour and then think to urself fuck man i could have filmed that shit !

justanothercamgirl
04-11-2013, 06:10 AM
When ur going thru the clips 4 sale store see that theres a dish washing fetish did ur dishes an hour and then think to urself fuck man i could have filmed that shit !

They finally put a catagory in for dishwashing?

*JAC does a little 'hurray for monies' dance*

Marina Starr
04-11-2013, 07:15 AM
When you have a low tolerance for bullshit and aren't afraid to speak up for yourself!

Snowy0Star
04-11-2013, 09:41 AM
When you despise clothes so much that when it starts to get warmer and ur bathrobe has been getting to hot you think to urself "i need to get that pile o fabric turned into kimonos"

last year i got a few yards of different pattern fabric to turn into kimonos and ive never gotten around to it yet (i cant do it myself CL bb :p)

chloemay
04-11-2013, 01:30 PM
You know you are a camgirl, when you logged off of cam half an hour ago and realize you've been sitting in your cam-spot, reading whatever online under bright-ass cam lights for no reason.

Snowy0Star
04-12-2013, 10:31 PM
u think going to bed at 1:30 in the morning is too early when u c the sun start to rise u know its time for bed and breakfast at 12:30 Pm is a perfectly acceptable time for breakfast

Glamourmilf
04-13-2013, 07:12 AM
When You're running errands after Your shift, and when someone asks "Hi,How are You?", it pisses You off, and You just can't say "fine", after saying it over 1000 plus times already during camming. And You think, "Damn Freeloaders! They're probably not going to buy a show anyway." lol! Added to that is the thought that You hate leaving Your place anyway, because the thought of seeing people is such an irritant. You just want to be left ALONE!!

maryjaynexo
04-13-2013, 09:15 AM
You're moving in with some new (male) roommates. Your concerns for your house and roommates consist of:
1. How you're going to get your camera (and maybe one of your huge light poles) into your bathroom when it practically screams "I'M RECORDING" with how loud the start, stop, and power on beeps are.
2. How you're going to explain a quick rush to the bathroom dressed in any of the following: full face makeup at 9am, a latex dress, a catsuit, thigh high boots, pigtails, secretary costume, etc.
3. How you're going to explain why you're always in your room talking to yourself.
4. How you're going to have to become a lube-covered, shifty-eyed ninja who sneaks out of her room at 2am to wash her dildos.
5. Planning to turn your room into half Fluffy Unicorn Geek Land and half BDSM lair and then promptly declaring that no one can go in there. Ever.

CarmenF
04-13-2013, 09:21 AM
when your friends can't explain to themselves how on earth you know about so many weird fetishes...

Mlle_Mystere
04-13-2013, 05:15 PM
33289

Thanks 9gag lol

justanothercamgirl
04-17-2013, 06:29 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you find yourself humming an upbeat tune to yourself while you scrub the coconut oil off your mouse.

Snowy0Star
04-17-2013, 09:14 AM
when you throw out Logitec cam models like they're everyday words c920 9000 c910 BCC etc

Vlodina
04-17-2013, 09:19 AM
when you throw out Logitec cam models like they're everyday words c920 9000 c910 BCC etc

Or when you are at the opticians and at each computer they have webcams so they can take pics of you wearing different glasses, and you're thinking "Pah, they've only got 9000s, not as good as my 910." ;)

CarmenF
04-17-2013, 10:51 AM
When you know more than common people about video conversion, editing and formats and you have super technological recording devices for no use *apparently*

Snowy0Star
04-18-2013, 09:44 PM
When ur taking ur 'after cam shift bath' (because i have an 'after work out bath' too :P) u accidently leave ur dildo on the computer desk ur boyfriend comes in hand its it to u and says ' u forgot ur "work supplies" ' its a glass dildo so i just use body wash on it

Deaddolly
04-19-2013, 03:32 PM
It doesn't take much for you to get ready in the morning since you already have a face full of makeup done and your hair styled from camming a few hours before.

twistedprincess
04-22-2013, 01:11 PM
You wear overly sexy and matching underwear on a regular basis, because you don't want to worry about changing later for your shift.

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 02:30 PM
^ i hope ur puppy gets better soon how long has he been sick? : (

She was sick for a few days before we made the call to spend another $200 and take her to the vet. Turns out she had Lyme disease! Normally that's a disease that only people get. You get it from a tick bite. She's okay now, just took some time and a bunch of medication.

tlulu
04-22-2013, 08:26 PM
When you learn a new trick like squirting, all you can see afterwards aren't twinkling stars, but twinkling dolla signs.

IsobelWren
04-22-2013, 08:56 PM
When you've been sipping wine all night, and the way you realize you've had too much to drink is that you forgot to pace yourself to wait out the free seconds and have launched directly into a show the moment group started.

IsobelWren
04-23-2013, 07:23 PM
On C2C closeup of dick and hand you notice the wedding band on his hand. Your first thought, upon noticing that, isn't, "Oh! He's married!" but, "Well that's interesting! I don't see many men masturbating left handed."

Special_K
04-23-2013, 10:07 PM
When your boyfriend is watching you cry on skype (long distance relationship situation...) and he says hey baby... should I record you?

That totally changed my mood <3 haha he knew I made a crying video once.

MzPrettyB
04-24-2013, 01:44 AM
On C2C closeup of dick and hand you notice the wedding band on his hand. Your first thought, upon noticing that, isn't, "Oh! He's married!" but, "Well that's interesting! I don't see many men masturbating left handed."

LMAO......my bf actually does, he does everything with his LEFT hand if u get my drift (lefties need love too!)

Snowy0Star
04-24-2013, 02:17 AM
LMAO......my bf actually does, he does everything with his LEFT hand if u get my drift (lefties need love too!)


My mom and lil bro are lefties =^y^=

Missbeth
04-24-2013, 08:25 AM
When you go to the store and only buy coconut oil and the cashier asks you "what is coconut oil used for?" and you get a deer in the head lights face...


Ummmm cooking of course lol....

delilahd
04-24-2013, 08:59 AM
When you check the consistency of your coconut oil for the weather, NOT the radio, TV or your phone.

twistedprincess
04-24-2013, 09:14 AM
You get excited to be quoted in someone's signature on SW, as you now feel like a part of the "cool" kids table.

maryjaynexo
04-24-2013, 11:36 AM
You're scrubbing the kitchen floor. In lingerie. With lights and camera. Full makeup. And you're super proud of yourself that you didn't get soap on your stockings.

justanothercamgirl
04-24-2013, 11:38 AM
When your space bar becomes sticky and won't work because you've typed too many times with your hands coated with coconut oil.

Special_K
04-24-2013, 10:28 PM
When you finally start taking good care of your vision! Gotta visit the eye doctor at least once a year make sure you have the right power (not sure of the word in English) on your glasses and contact lenses so you can comfortably read your chat

justanothercamgirl
04-30-2013, 07:01 AM
When people who come into your apartment assume that you are either vegan, health conscious or have an allergy because of all the coconut oil in your house.

Or when your frugal friends ask where you are finding it so cheap, because you are obviously 'buying in it bulk' so you can stock up.

justanothercamgirl
04-30-2013, 07:02 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you find yourself being harassed about how amazing bitcoins on a camgirl forum from other people who AREN'T fellow camgirls.

LOL!

Snowy0Star
05-02-2013, 02:29 AM
when if you work on mfc you cant say it never hurts to try because of the fucking cam score !

Special_K
05-02-2013, 02:49 PM
when if you work on mfc you cant say it never hurts to try because of the fucking cam score !

When you literally have nightmares about the stupid score :(

twistedprincess
05-02-2013, 02:57 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you do your laundry and you have an entire basket of panties you need to find places to hang to let air dry.

justanothercamgirl
05-04-2013, 05:31 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you get a captcha that says 'do a little dance' and your eye narrow and your eyebrows furrow after reading it.

Snowy0Star
05-04-2013, 05:33 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you get a captcha that says 'do a little dance' and your eye narrow and your eyebrows furrow after reading it.

that is the longest captcha ive ever read normally theyre like 2 codes of letters or number what website was this on?

justanothercamgirl
05-04-2013, 05:36 AM
that is the longest captcha ive ever read normally theyre like 2 codes of letters or number what website was this on?

Swagbucks.

I love me some Swagbucks!

~Carmen~
05-04-2013, 05:39 AM
When you buy 2 of the same dress because so many guys like it and they get upset if you tell them it's in the wash.

Brilynne
05-04-2013, 06:41 AM
When you let your SO snap some x-rated after-shower photos and the conversation goes like this...:
"These photos do not leave you phone. Ever. Whether it be by text, or email, or internet upload, or facebook post..."
"Hunnyyyy, you think I'd give photos of you away...?...Ima sell them. }:D"

takiaya
05-04-2013, 11:24 PM
when guys ask you if you are going to have sex with your dog, put a pet rat in your pussy etc and then they send you messages wondering why you banned them -.-

when someone sends you a $100 giftcard just because you were talking to them via pm in free chat @[email protected]

when you make more than your boyfriend and then he complains because he wasnt born a girl (his words not mine)

when you buy a red chair that looks like a huge high heel (shoe chair it says on the tag lol) to sit in front of your shoe collection because you just know it will pay for itself

when you justify 90% of all purchasing the things you want as things you would need for work anyway at some point

when you make 4 times as much money some days waking up at the crack of dawn talking to guys on cam 4-5 hours, 6 at the most, wearing owl pajamas and never leaving your room except for coffee, then you did when you use to dress up in business attire, driving a long way to work and working 8 hours running all over a store

MissSassyPickles
05-05-2013, 01:09 AM
When you buy new panties and really want to throw away those old ones but you KNOW you'd literally be throwing money in the trash, but are too lazy to sell them so they just sit in your drawer. Someday ratty panties... someday....

Timor
05-05-2013, 01:12 PM
^^I'm the worst for that. I have a pile off panties I've been trying to sell for ages now, mocking me from their place beside my laundry basket.

qwerty24
05-05-2013, 10:12 PM
.... you are looking at toys online and searching for a glass one without any ridges and bumps cause.. well you are a cam girl.... When you see a review that says "Can't even feel it", you says "BINGO!" and add to your wishlist.

MzPrettyB
05-06-2013, 12:03 AM
When you hear a ring of bells out in public and automatically think who tipped you?

When your out shopping and looking at the prices, you base your decision on how many tokens this will cost you.