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justanothercamgirl
05-06-2013, 07:02 AM
When you are shoping for a bra for work online and when you are reading reviews and find one with a lot of people saying 'this bra sucks because it hardly holds me in and makes me look too busy' you know that you've found the work bra of your dreams.

IsobelWren
05-10-2013, 11:06 AM
...you love people, hanging out with friends and having friends/people stay over at your house, yet you dread social events that happen at night and having overnight house guests because that means that you won't be able to cam that night and you'll have to do it in the day or be behind on your challenge goals!

angelzimm
05-10-2013, 11:13 AM
you fart or sneeze and think about how much money you missed out on not recording it

you can spot a bot a mile away

you have a fake real name

you watch porn tubes to find yourself and information purposes only

You go to the casino and all the slot machine noises make you want to go online

you have 10 different prepaid mastercard/visa cards for work

even your worn panties are worth something in your mind

takiaya
05-11-2013, 09:11 AM
when your depressed about making only $115 in 4 hours today...

Brilynne
05-11-2013, 11:42 PM
Because I've been able to bounce back in record time and have actually become too successful lol

qurl
05-16-2013, 01:21 PM
When you have the absolute BEST stories to share at parties, but you can't, because you'd be outing yourself. Instead you have to listen to a girl talk about how some guy she once met on craigslist was a tad bit weird, or some guy share about how "OMG I saw this dude on TV that had a balloon fetish!"

LaceyCummings
05-19-2013, 07:42 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you find yourself practicing your best "blow-up doll face" in the mirror. You feel it is important to determine exactly how open your "O" mouth needs to be, to be a convincing "doll." You don't feel satisfied with your performance the last time someone asked you to be a living blow up doll for them, and somehow, this is a work skill. There *will* come a time when this skill is called upon.

Or...when you have sex and let out a genuine sound of pleasure and think to yourself "Ooh that was a cute little moan! I forgot I could make that noise. Add that one to the reel for work!"

qurl
05-19-2013, 08:51 PM
You read this and think.. fellow cam girl at the gym?? :)

craigslist missed connection ad (copy/pasted)

To the hot red head at la fitness - m4w
"I met you at the gym sat..you were so beautiful....when I asked you which machine I could use to help me get a girl like you, and I'm now ready to use it if that's what it's going to take to get you to go out with me............the ATM"

maryjaynexo
05-22-2013, 10:10 AM
When you're having a party and you have to do a sex toy/dildo/BDSM gear sweep. Every time.

twistedprincess
05-22-2013, 11:20 AM
You've noticed a steady decline in your grammar and typing online from all the attempts to impersonate our less-than-eloquent customers.

Lol bb.
tits
wut u doin
trn rnd
y u no sho ass bb
bb
bb
bb

CarmenF
05-22-2013, 11:55 AM
Every time a man looks at you in a queer way you wonder if he wanked at you the other day.

camigrl
05-23-2013, 06:32 AM
Every time a man looks at you in a queer way you wonder if he wanked at you the other day.

^THIS^^ Everywhere, All the time, lol!

CarmenF
05-23-2013, 06:47 AM
I'm also beginning to wonder if they have a pair of my pantyhose at home by any chance...

caramelcraze
05-24-2013, 03:54 AM
When everything you own has a coating of lube on it (my computer is better lube up than I am some night :p)

Incantatious
05-24-2013, 06:20 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you find this:


When you let your SO snap some x-rated after-shower photos and the conversation goes like this...:
"These photos do not leave you phone. Ever. Whether it be by text, or email, or internet upload, or facebook post..."
"Hunnyyyy, you think I'd give photos of you away...?...Ima sell them. }:D"

So, so romantic... <3 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Incantatious
05-24-2013, 06:23 AM
You know you're a camgirl when the first thing you do when you buy new underwear is to cut out the annoying fabric labels!!!

For some reason I find that so fucking embarrassing... when I turn during a strip to show my ass off, and there's this big ugly square of fabric sticking out the top of my arse crack. -_-

Sunnylexie
05-24-2013, 08:50 AM
When a bad chest cold doesn't put you on a sick leave, but a cold sore on your lip does.

Vlodina
05-24-2013, 10:49 AM
You know you're a camgirl when the first thing you do when you buy new underwear is to cut out the annoying fabric labels!!!

For some reason I find that so fucking embarrassing... when I turn during a strip to show my ass off, and there's this big ugly square of fabric sticking out the top of my arse crack. -_-

Yup this. And then I have guys asking where my panties are from - I don't fucking know! :P

Snowy0Star
05-24-2013, 11:07 AM
Yup this. And then I have guys asking where my panties are from - I don't fucking know! :P

all mine are from wallmart but i would never tell them that. i like fun bright colored young-ish patterned knickers

Shiney
05-24-2013, 12:22 PM
Hii!
Some of them are probably already said,anyway here I go;

..You don't even blink an eye when a customer asked if you are into scat shows

..You rather buy 'sexy' clothes to wear on cam then for 'normal' life
(at least in my case)

..Asked on Cam if you are a 'shemale/transexual' doesn't offend you anymore (they are sexy
af so who cares..)

..You suspect every single guy whos stares at you longer then 2 seconds,
to be one of your cam clients

..Telling about some femdom Camclient experience to your
friend, and seeing the awkward horrorific look in her eyes :ziplip:

Luv this forum xo
xoxo

GenieBrazilian
05-24-2013, 09:26 PM
When you no longer shave your legs based off a 'touch', but more because of what time of day you are going to cam and how much natural light you are going to use. Certain days I just neglect the legs altogether (thank you thigh-high socks), but I never skip a Brazilian.

Also, if your neighbors appear obsessed with what you do. Mine must be driven crazy about the fact I'm able to have 2 cars, a motorcycle, a large home that I never leave.

}:D

Sunnylexie
05-26-2013, 06:36 AM
Your ability to get jokes, irony and sarcasm (especially about sex or anatomy) becomes obtuse, because you know that, no matter how stupid a statement sounds, there are people (actually many), who would make it absoultely seriously and demand that you be as serious about it.

justanothercamgirl
05-26-2013, 07:49 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you are playing scrabble online with your ex-boyfriend and you do this all while talking on Skype because talking to people c2c seems like the most natural forum of communication to you.

chloemay
05-26-2013, 08:34 AM
When housework takes twice as long becuase you put makeup on and get the lighting just right first so you can make a video of it.

delilahd
05-26-2013, 10:45 AM
When you hold off on shaving your pubes until you can get your camera all set up in your batroom.

When your counseling class is a major source of lulz because of CBT. Not cock and ball torture but cognitive behaviour therapy. Also, deciding to reject CBT with therapy clients and embrace with cam clients.

qurl
06-05-2013, 11:00 PM
Every time you re-enter your cam room after taking a break the lighting set up burns your eyes like the intensity of a thousand suns.

My room is now so overly well lit lol, especially compared to my living room where there's only one lamp.

camigrl
06-05-2013, 11:55 PM
your silent at every party/gathering because all your stories start with "This one time on cam....." Pretty sure all my husbands friends think i am super shy, if only they knew, lol!

Brilynne
06-06-2013, 04:03 PM
your silent at every party/gathering because all your stories start with "This one time on cam....." Pretty sure all my husbands friends think i am super shy, if only they knew, lol!

Back when I partied it literally really was all..."this one time, on cam..." cuz once the inhibitions lowered I had no problem spewing stories left and right. I still remember the horrified laughs clear in my head...

Brilynne
06-06-2013, 04:10 PM
your silent at every party/gathering because all your stories start with "This one time on cam....." Pretty sure all my husbands friends think i am super shy, if only they knew, lol!

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h402/BrilynneXO/tumblr_m7dwkmyNUL1r72mqao1_500gif_zpsbd8a3c9e.jpg (http://s1108.photobucket.com/user/BrilynneXO/media/tumblr_m7dwkmyNUL1r72mqao1_500gif_zpsbd8a3c9e.jpg. html)

cosmic_vulture
06-07-2013, 12:35 PM
-your friend telling you he his so excited because he fits into his new girlfriend's panties doesn't shock you.

-you never used to buy things like batteries, but now you have batteries at all times. Power's out? No problem.

-you look in the mirror and think I look good today. You check to see how it looks on cam. It looks horrible. Why can't be it the other way around?

-when your only reason for blocking a necrophilia/stomach growling fetish guy is "he was pushy".

-a guy you used to flirt with and send nude pictures to before becoming a camgirl emails you and you think Hmmm, but he didn't get me anything for my Birthday last year so maybe I wont reply.

-you're talking to some guys at a concert and you say "My job? I'm a camgirl" and one is like a what? and the other is like "oh I know. Never give out your real name."

maryjaynexo
06-07-2013, 03:23 PM
You're dying your hair and you wonder if you should dye your pubes/armpits. Lmao.

Timor
06-11-2013, 09:12 AM
When you get "the turkey guy", who is roughly in the same class as "the cheese guy"

camigrl
06-11-2013, 02:04 PM
When you get "the turkey guy", who is roughly in the same class as "the cheese guy"

makes you wonder if they are lurkers here and just messing with us, lol!

Brilynne
06-11-2013, 05:20 PM
When you get "the turkey guy", who is roughly in the same class as "the cheese guy"
AH CHEESE GUY. I totally forgot about him! I got him when I was very first starting out...Can't believe he slipped my memory.

scarlettbelle
06-11-2013, 06:08 PM
I haven't gotten the cheese guy yet, and I really want to! I did have the Aunt Jemima guy in a Gold show the other day, typing in all caps about pancakes and syrup. Lol you know you're a camgirl when the highlight of your day is chatting with a comical food fetish guy!

Rose_Who
06-12-2013, 09:23 AM
You know you're a camgirl when... You have a terrible nightmare that some crazy fuck with mad tech skills found every email address you have, your skype name that you happen to share only with family, your phone number, your Facebook, and your home address and published it. (Woke up screaming and soaked in a cold sweat after that one....)

twistedprincess
06-12-2013, 09:38 AM
You know you're a camgirl when every time you fart, burp, sneeze, cough, or use the bathroom NOT on camera you either:
A) laugh manically knowing you're hoarding someone's fetish all to yourself
or
B) get bummed knowing that if you'd filmed it you could have made money

camigrl
06-12-2013, 12:37 PM
You know you're a camgirl when... You have a terrible nightmare that some crazy fuck with mad tech skills found every email address you have, your skype name that you happen to share only with family, your phone number, your Facebook, and your home address and published it. (Woke up screaming and soaked in a cold sweat after that one....)

Sounds like the plot for the perfect camgirl horror movie!

LilyAnderson
06-25-2013, 07:47 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you check your camscore more then your credit score

justanothercamgirl
06-27-2013, 08:29 PM
You know you are a camgirl when.....you find yourself feeling lonely, so you run Streamate in the background while you are surfing the net so that you can hear your camgirl friends voice's.

justanothercamgirl
06-28-2013, 09:11 AM
You know you are a camgirl when....you can't afford a new bra and you old one is getting to ratty for the camera so you make an attempt to dye it with hair dye.

VictoriaChaos
06-30-2013, 05:44 AM
You know your a camgirl when you don't have a problem waking up at a random hour of the night because you can't sleep, you just think "Well shit, no time like the present."

You know your a camgirl when the last time you left your house was before you started camming.
It's been almost a week and I have yet to leave !

VictoriaChaos
06-30-2013, 05:59 AM
You know your a camgirl when the one night you decide to not wear a bra on cam, the guys with bra fetishes are in full force.

Billabong
06-30-2013, 06:16 AM
I thought I posted this, but I guess not.

I knew I was a full fledged camgirl when I went to the grocery store the other day and adjusted my top and while my hands were there they just subconciously drifted down to my boobs and started squeezing and rubbing them. Thank god no one saw!

scarlettbelle
06-30-2013, 06:54 AM
I thought I posted this, but I guess not.

I knew I was a full fledged camgirl when I went to the grocery store the other day and adjusted my top and while my hands were there they just subconciously drifted down to my boobs and started squeezing and rubbing them. Thank god no one saw!

I did this while out at dinner recently...and I'm pretty sure people noticed. LOL I feel like I shouldn't even be allowed out in public sometimes. I've kind of forgotten how the world outside my house works.

Perfect example: I don't know how to do my "normal" makeup anymore. I can do my cam makeup PERFECTLY but everyday makeup is now a mystery to me.

VictoriaChaos
06-30-2013, 06:58 AM
OMG just thought of a great one!

You know your a cam girl when before the idea of putting a sponge in your vag while your on your period freaked you out now you can't imagine going a week without working.

VictoriaChaos
06-30-2013, 03:52 PM
You know your a camgirl when you receive a message that tells you how dirty a guy is going to be with you this weekend and instead of being creeped out you smile and cannot wait because dirty means money.

breezzzy
06-30-2013, 04:13 PM
you have a separate closet full of work clothes

you are no longer fazed when men say they sniff their sisters panties or other incestuous stuff

takiaya
07-01-2013, 09:14 PM
when you avoid talking to ppl you know in person online bc they want to talk to you for free for like an hour and it makes you grumpy -.-

someone that knows I cam for a living asked if I had a Skype for my friends that I use to talk to ppl for free on...yeah right XD

VictoriaChaos
07-02-2013, 02:58 AM
You know your a camgirl when you love guys that take a long time to cum.
Almost twenty bucks so he could basically sit and look at my pussy.