View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
Timor
07-02-2013, 01:12 PM
When even basic social interaction is like a chess game to you - you're always thinking about 10 moves ahead.
When your PedEgg needs to be dumped out but you don't want to because to you, it's full of dollar signs.
Nina_Den
07-02-2013, 02:10 PM
When after a 6-hour shift in which you pretty much forgot about the outside world, you realize it's midnight and you are actually STARVING, so you literally run to the fridge and put your hands out on a glorious combination of bread, cheese, olives, pickles and chocolate bars (not necessarily in that order).
takiaya
07-03-2013, 12:29 AM
when you log out after 3 hours of making little over $20 an hour bc your bored and didnt meet your naked topic
Fallenangel2904
07-03-2013, 01:02 AM
Perfect example: I don't know how to do my "normal" makeup anymore. I can do my cam makeup PERFECTLY but everyday makeup is now a mystery to me.
OMG yes!!! This is so me! No matter where I go I look like I'm ready for a night out at the club. I'm so used to doing 'cam makeup' that on my off time I'm like 'hmm how do I do a basic not whore looking eye again?' I literally can't remember how to do makeup that isn't a smokey eye. So I wind up walking around the supermarket with dramatic whore eyes at 11am. True story lol #camgirlproblems
Billabong
07-03-2013, 01:07 AM
I can still do regular makeup, but man do I feel so plain and basic lol. I'm not complete without a shitload of contouring and some huge falsie lashes lol.
ChopperM
07-03-2013, 09:57 AM
Omg yes thank god I'm not the only one who literally always wears super dramatic cam makeup <3 Also my brain always works in a way that's like "hmmm, if I'm going to have to wear makeup today to go out later to meet so and so, I should atleast get some of my custom orders done first, and I CAN'T film anything without perfect face/lashes because that's how I look in all my photos, so I might as well do my cam makeup. Fuck overdone, I'll look fabulous :P
maryjaynexo
07-03-2013, 04:51 PM
A) laugh manically knowing you're hoarding someone's fetish all to yourself
THIS. Every time I fart, it's like, "Hmm... damn, I should have filmed that. Wait. No! My farts!"
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chloemay
07-03-2013, 06:02 PM
You know you're a camgirl when, your sister comes by to drop something off and is astonished at how cute you look for an evening spent hanging out at home. Thank-god we were outside so she didn't get the full effect of the makeup!
NaughtyNattie
07-03-2013, 06:11 PM
...you start u start randomly calling everyone you meet outside of work bb, sweetie, honey, darlin.....and just recently a random dude in the grocery store "thank you sexy" omfg i almost passed out, and my hubby was standing there lmao
Marina Starr
07-03-2013, 06:14 PM
When you no longer get excited if guys tell you that you're pretty because compliments don't mean shit, they don't pay the bills.
When you don't need approval from ANYONE. You adore yourself and people can love it or leave it.
VictoriaChaos
07-06-2013, 10:45 AM
You know your a camgirl when your willing to invest in glare proof glasses while living in a place that gets sun two months out of the year (if were lucky).
Brilynne
07-06-2013, 10:56 AM
I just have to comment on the whore makeup thing...guilty as charged! I cant even go w/o my false eyelashes, i feel like it doesnt look right! but im a step ahead of my camgirl tendencies...bought me a seperate bulk set of slightly less whore-ish eyelashes for "every day" wear:D
Fallenangel2904
07-06-2013, 11:12 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you're at the beach on your day off, squirt some sun tan lotion on your skin and think to yourself 'cum shot!'
scarlettbelle
07-06-2013, 07:38 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you're at the beach on your day off, squirt some sun tan lotion on your skin and think to yourself 'cum shot!'
OMG YES! I have had so many lotion requests lately on SM (and I'm actually officially out of lotion as of tonight...time to go camgirl shopping!) and I had a "I should be filming this" moment several times on the 4th. Sunscreen really does show up nicely too...maybe that's what I should be stocking up on anyway!
maryjaynexo
07-07-2013, 04:29 PM
-You are the ultimate master of closing a browser window quickly, because there is no way anyone would understand the things you google, or the sites you visit.
Rose_Who
07-07-2013, 11:27 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you look at your personal amazon page and its recommendations look something like this:
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.....My amazon recommendations have always looked like that....
okay, maybe the occasional set of gaming dice would also be in there, but for the most part, yeah.
takiaya
07-08-2013, 12:46 AM
When you take the night off work and then precede to lurk stripperweb reading forum posts for 4 hours+
when you went to the store the other day to buy running shoes, but got caught up looking at stuff you just knew you had to have for work, spent $60+ in the store on other things, go home, and then realize you never bought those running shoes
when every time you see people running their hands over bananas and cucumbers in the store you just know they are feeling them up trying to decide which they want to use and not for eating, and you dont even do food play yourself
Vlodina
07-08-2013, 01:20 AM
When you can't cam but are otherwise fine (eg. period, YI or something) so you're sitting at the computer watching other girls in their freechat wishing you could work. :(
Rose_Who
07-09-2013, 02:20 PM
You know you're a camgirl when, you actually get emotionally upset when you are unable to do something that a particularly good customer wants.
I have this one regular who does master/slave stuff, and he wanted me to tie up my breasts really tight, so they bulge out, but my breasts are too firm and the rubber bands, rope, twine, and silk scarves (we tried a lot of shit.) kept slipping off. I actually broke down in tears about it. Luckily, he kind of gets off on that, so it worked out.
xxforbidden
07-09-2013, 06:04 PM
When you..
- check your camscore more than your facebook
- When you're on a regular chatroom and a guy says "Do you wanna have some fun on cam?" and you say "Sure how many tokens?"
- When your friends talk about how they finally had Skype sex with their bf and your like "if you only knew what I did for a living"
- When you look at your friends paycheck and say to yourself "Damn she only made $400 in two weeks?"
LaceyCummings
07-10-2013, 08:03 AM
THIS! Now that it is summer, this is even more obvious, in my case. The caked-on look that works so flawlessly for cam, is out of place in the summer sun when my face starts melting. I don't feel like "me" without a crazy amount of makeup, and I refuse to leave the house without my porn star eyes. lol.
On a different note, am I the only one who suffers from the discrepancy of how beautiful and perfect I look on cam, compared to how I look in the mirror? I get so used to staring at an idealized image of myself, that when I catch a glimpse in the rear view mirror when I am driving for example, I am a little taken aback by the pores on my nose and cheeks, or how yellow my teeth really are, or the appearance of a few wrinkles. Little things that don't show up on cam, but it is a bizarre psychological effect.
Also, my mattress is starting to get an indentation from where I normally perch during camming.
Perfect example: I don't know how to do my "normal" makeup anymore. I can do my cam makeup PERFECTLY but everyday makeup is now a mystery to me.
Rose_Who
07-10-2013, 08:25 AM
THIS! Now that it is summer, this is even more obvious, in my case. The caked-on look that works so flawlessly for cam, is out of place in the summer sun when my face starts melting. I don't feel like "me" without a crazy amount of makeup, and I refuse to leave the house without my porn star eyes. lol.
I dunno, I kind of have an opposite feeling. Like, I do full warpaint for cam, but I can't STAND going outside with my whoreface on! And my whoreface isn't even that bad! It's like "kinda naughty thinking of 'doing it' with the lights on girl next door" face.
When I go out, it's NO makeup, jeans, t-shirts, and they're lucky if I do anything to my hair besides brush it.
miamia4me
07-11-2013, 07:24 AM
When this pic on Facebook instantly reminds me of camming!
athenalovelace
07-11-2013, 07:47 AM
I'm not even a month in and it's begun. Stopping by the store after my vanilla job I reasoned (growing up poor as an adult I always have to reason and justify spending with myself) buying a new lip gloss with "one or two clip sales after using it and it's paid for itself!" I've also tried working random junk food/fast food/etc craving for when I can film it for eating fetish stuff.
apryll11
07-17-2013, 08:00 PM
When you ask your gynecologist if you can keep the Speculum when your done.
The close ups I can do with that, would also enter your mind.
maryjaynexo
07-18-2013, 05:54 PM
When you've done so much sexy smoking that you catch yourself pouting your lips and doing exaggerated exhales even when you're smoking with others.
Jade62013
07-18-2013, 07:56 PM
omg soooo me!
JackAlexander
07-19-2013, 05:53 AM
When it is hot your coconut oil turns to liquid... You get out of exclusive to find you got so wild that you have spilled it all over your bed, thus why you own so many bed sets.. AND THEN you get on SW to post it!!! :-D Good morning babies
Glamourmilf
07-19-2013, 07:26 AM
You haven't left your home in a week, and think that's perfectly 'normal'. You just say to yourself, "It's been so slow camming, and I have to put in extra hours to make my weekly goals". Plus the thought of having to actually talk to another 'live' human being seems like a waste of time, because you're 'all talked out!':chat:
Also, when you do leave your home, make small talk with a neighbor in the elevator, and they tell You they work from home, and all you keep thinking is, "Yeah, she seems like she would make a good cam model", and just assume that that is what she does.
Nocturnelle
07-19-2013, 09:28 AM
When you're brushing your teeth and you go to brush your tongue, you accidently make blowjob bobbing movements with your head. >_<
Vela Valentine
07-19-2013, 09:45 AM
When you're in the shower and you're lathering up and you start dancing and squeezing your tits all sexy like... and then realize this is just you, no cam, in the shower & you don't have to do it sexy *facepalm*
Rose_Who
07-23-2013, 09:37 AM
You go pee, in a toilet, without a camera on, and find it to be a rather novel sensation.
Nocturnelle
07-23-2013, 10:56 AM
When you feel yourself up randomly.
When you go to the store late at night in full on whore makeup. Who has false eyelashes at 2am? Lol.
Nocturnelle
07-23-2013, 10:57 AM
When you feel yourself up randomly.
When you go to the store late at night in full on whore makeup. Who has false eyelashes at 2am? Lol.
scarlettbelle
07-23-2013, 10:59 AM
When it is hot your coconut oil turns to liquid... You get out of exclusive to find you got so wild that you have spilled it all over your bed, thus why you own so many bed sets.. AND THEN you get on SW to post it!!! :-D Good morning babies
Spilling coconut oil is becoming a big problem for me now that it's summer! I've wasted so much from knocking over my container, plus my dogs keep eating it. lol
Marina Starr
07-23-2013, 11:03 AM
When you are your own boss! I mean HELLO, it's pretty obvious but I feel so proud saying that! I feel so blessed I just can't sit still. So remember ladies, we're too blessed to be stressed!
Graceface
07-23-2013, 12:50 PM
My list of excuses for the day so far to explain why I'm not on cam yet:
"I'm hungry. (and my taco was delicious :P)
"I need coffee."
"I need to make sure there's nothing important on StripperWeb"
"I need to search for funny GIF's to put me in a good mood"
"I should put on some music"
"I need a second cup of coffee"
"I should check StripperWeb once more before cam"
"While I'm at it, I should watch other Camgirls"
"Third time's a charm, coffeeee."
... so far. I'm sure there's more excuses to come LOL. Why am I so lazy?
Or if I jump on here to lunk and hear that SM is slow. Add 1 hour to start time. >_<
RaeRae
07-24-2013, 07:47 PM
When I cough, sneeze or hiccup a lot, I'm depressed as I'm never near a cam when it happens.
VictoriaChaos
07-24-2013, 09:00 PM
When people ask for my skype, I sit with a questionable look on my face, remember I'm not on cam, not on a pay per minute website and that I remember guys expect this shit for free and I just roll my eyes.
I will not talk or type dirty for free anymore under any circumstances.
karaamsel
07-24-2013, 09:17 PM
When it is hot your coconut oil turns to liquid... You get out of exclusive to find you got so wild that you have spilled it all over your bed, thus why you own so many bed sets.. AND THEN you get on SW to post it!!! :-D Good morning babies
or when you don't realize it turned to liquid and you tilt it to get a solid chunk out and end up dumping the whole bottle all over yourself. "mmm bb so hot..." yea dude now that my mattress will forever smell like coconut
IsobelWren
07-25-2013, 03:30 PM
Also, my mattress is starting to get an indentation from where I normally perch during camming.
My cam couch is totally getting that! It's so bad that I actually have to adjust the cam upwards if I move to a place I don't usually sit.
justanothercamgirl
07-29-2013, 06:19 AM
On a different note, am I the only one who suffers from the discrepancy of how beautiful and perfect I look on cam, compared to how I look in the mirror? I get so used to staring at an idealized image of myself, that when I catch a glimpse in the rear view mirror when I am driving for example, I am a little taken aback by the pores on my nose and cheeks, or how yellow my teeth really are, or the appearance of a few wrinkles. Little things that don't show up on cam, but it is a bizarre psychological effect.
Yes! If I am talking to someone on webcam socially without my makeup it kind of freaks me out. To me, I look like a zombie from Night of the Living Dead.
Glamourmilf
07-29-2013, 07:27 AM
You can't help but noticed that You own way too many Baby Wipes (and You don't even have a baby). You own tons of lubricant, and lingerie, and You haven't had sex irl for over 2 years!
ChopperM
07-29-2013, 08:17 AM
When you're washing your dildos and catch yourself seductively stroking it up and down like you're giving it hand job and then you realize that the cam is off and you're not getting paid so you don't have to do it sexily....
VictoriaChaos
07-29-2013, 12:25 PM
Just had my first forgot about my box of sex toys moment.
I've been cleaning and rearranging things in my cam room for the last few days and I just left my box of dildo's out in the hall.
My boyfriend works from home also, selling stuff so people are constantly in and out.
Well the last few days no one has been coming over so my toys have just been out.
Well cue his friend and girlfriend. I just remembered a few minutes ago that the box was still out, after someone had already walked by it once or twice. Once again, I need a box with a lid.
They are still here so I'm just hiding until they leave. Can't wait to hear what the bf has to say.
Timor
07-29-2013, 11:44 PM
I had someone come over last night (kinda cute girl who has a crush on me and who I kinda want to do bad things with) and I had to send a ninja text to my roomie that went like this: "cute girl coming over hide all things camming STAT"
IsobelWren
07-29-2013, 11:58 PM
When you're washing your dildos and catch yourself seductively stroking it up and down like you're giving it hand job and then you realize that the cam is off and you're not getting paid so you don't have to do it sexily....
THIS! I cannot take ANY bra off now without immediately fondling my breasts, just out of habit!
Also, when I wash my dildos I can't help but sing to myself, "I'm a dick washer" to the tune of Girl Watcher by the O'Kaysons.
http://youtu.be/raJWuz7qQVc
I'm a dick washer. I'm a dick washer!
Washing dildos, yeah!
I've got five.
I've never bothered to make up the rest of the song.
PrincessLavender
07-31-2013, 05:02 AM
you visit your local 24 hour store at 6am for lube and razors.
VictoriaChaos
07-31-2013, 05:42 AM
So. I was watching CNN today. And they did some webcam feed for a report.
And the first thought that popped into my head was "Chicky, you're on national TV, splurge for an HD webcam!"
I think I even said it out loud... and then I thought... "shit. I am a fuckin' camgirl." *bows head.
I do this all the time.
When I see the news and they have someone skyped in. I always criticize how bad the picture is.
If my broke ass can afford a kick ass cam, they sure can.
Procrasturbator
07-31-2013, 07:24 AM
When you're sitting stark naked on your bed, about to run to the store... and realize you don't have any real people clothes because the only clothes you've bothered to wash all week are tank tops and panties.
Also: when getting dressed is almost an afterthought.