View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
chloemay
07-31-2013, 03:51 PM
When, after crying and blowing your nose, your first thought is,
"Damn, I didn't film that!"
and your second one is,
"I need to post this on SW"
ChopperM
07-31-2013, 03:55 PM
When you're sitting stark naked on your bed, about to run to the store... and realize you don't have any real people clothes because the only clothes you've bothered to wash all week are tank tops and panties.
Also: when getting dressed is almost an afterthought.
Yes!!! It takes me like 2 minutes to come up with a crazy and hot outfit to wear on cam, but I spend like 15 minutes trying to even find an appropriate outfit to wear to the store. Every time I buy new clothes I'm way more interested in buying slutty stuff to wear on cam, so now I barely even have any normal clothes haha. I have to do some serious shopping before I start college in the fall :P
MzPrettyB
07-31-2013, 05:08 PM
When you just finish getting fully dress for a date night and walk to the car and as soon as you touch the door knob you realize....you aint got no panties on....
chloemay
07-31-2013, 05:20 PM
When you just finish getting fully dress for a date night and walk to the car and as soon as you touch the door knob you realize....you aint got no panties on....
Whoo-hoo!
Graceface
07-31-2013, 07:10 PM
When you're chatting with some guy at a club/bar and you categorize him as a cam freeloader in 15 seconds or less.
maryjaynexo
07-31-2013, 07:33 PM
A friend you havent talked to in a while wants to ask you a 'personal question', and you near have a heart attack before it turns out to be an advice question, LOL
AutumnAmbrosia
07-31-2013, 08:54 PM
When your every day routine goes something like this:
Every day starts to feel a little like this:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/Hotdog_zps67bfb193.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/Hotdog_zps67bfb193.gif.html)
And then you have to remember to frequently look like this in the process:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/Animesexy_zps8a8d8aa4.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/Animesexy_zps8a8d8aa4.gif.html)
And sometimes you get customers that are into slut-shaming:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/slutlions_zps5efebc2b.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/slutlions_zps5efebc2b.gif.html)
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/Whoremakeup_zps7341c321.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/Whoremakeup_zps7341c321.gif.html)
Then there are the ones that make you want to do this:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/Thisreallydisturbsmeforsomereason_ec6146b9e68a282e 735848d3fe644bcf_zps404952a2.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/Thisreallydisturbsmeforsomereason_ec6146b9e68a282e 735848d3fe644bcf_zps404952a2.gif.html)
That's where the BANHAMMER comes in handy:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/BANNED_zps46fb01ef.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/BANNED_zps46fb01ef.gif.html)
And you can go about your business like:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/no1curr_zpsffd9902a.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/no1curr_zpsffd9902a.gif.html)
So you can get back to doing this:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/sparklznsmilez/tumblr_m57iz4DJh21rxmc5ao1_500_zps6c401cad.gif (http://s117.photobucket.com/user/sparklznsmilez/media/tumblr_m57iz4DJh21rxmc5ao1_500_zps6c401cad.gif.htm l)
The end.
LilyAnderson
07-31-2013, 09:19 PM
you know you're a camgirl when you start observing the men you see in public and think to yourself,
"that guy's totally a fucking freeloader."
funismymiddlename
08-01-2013, 05:55 PM
today I was talking to a customer service agent on the phone and they asked my name lol I almost said my fake cam name
Graceface
08-02-2013, 01:22 AM
When a custie acts totally legit, and you're shocked.
I had a dude tonight that did a ten minute private with me, no bullshit, was super complimentary, and tipped me after the show. My fucking jaw was on the ground.
spoiledivy
08-03-2013, 08:28 AM
LOL!! When you just spent the last 30 minutes procrastinating ("doing research") on SW when u should've been getting ready for a shift!! OMG this is like my re-occurring post here. I HAVE GOT to ban myself from this site!! :P
LMBOOOO this is soooo me everytime the girls are talking about another shift I'm talking about researching in the forums I'm so addicted this site is the first thing I wake up to and the last thing I see at night!
spoiledivy
08-03-2013, 12:41 PM
When you check which site is showing on your screen before answering the door.
this^
CurvyWinona
08-03-2013, 06:10 PM
When you spend an entire day panicking that loan may fall through or loan agent will find out what i do cuz I sent an email to loan officer from my cam email with my cam name in it by an accident. FML
Glamourmilf
08-04-2013, 10:58 AM
When you have to run an errand, after camming all day, and you see a guy who looks EXACTLY like someone You just had a cam-to-cam with, and You think.... "He doesn't really live in Chicago like he told me! He really lives here in my neighborhood and state.That liar!" :mad: Men...meh!! they're all the same! lol!;D
ChopperM
08-04-2013, 11:32 AM
^ YES
Every time I'm out somewhere and a guy flirts with me awkwardly or says hi out of nowhere or stares at me across the bar I get so paranoid that it's someone I've done a show with
Thymian
08-04-2013, 09:45 PM
When you are relieved when in a private they tell you to stuff your panties in your mouth because it means you don't have to think of anything to say for a few minutes at least. I always keep them in till they say take them out now, even if it looks silly. Mmmph, hrmppsh!
apryll11
08-05-2013, 12:20 AM
9 out 10 when you learn someone is 13yo it results in a report to admin and a ban.
RaeRae
08-05-2013, 12:52 AM
Why is that only 9 out of 10 times and not in all cases, Apryll?
Snowy0Star
08-05-2013, 12:56 AM
Why is that only 9 out of 10 times and not in all cases, Apryll?
because not every 13 year old boy she knows is trying to be on an adult site?
RedJules
08-05-2013, 01:06 AM
When you don't wanna have sex with your husband after a 5 hour cam shift!
When you get all dolled up when you are not even leaving the house.
When you see someone hot at the local store and you think.... he looks like a TYPICAL wanker :-)
When you have to run and hide all your cam stuff before an occasional visitor comes in hahaha
When your neighbour looks funny at you and you wonder... maybe she heard me while I was moaning during that show.
When you get upset that you made ONLY 50 bucks an hour, a classic lol
When you have a toy on your coffee table.
When you walk around the house dressed as school girl and your husband looks funny at you and you wonder what is wrong with him. It's just an uniform hahaha!
RaeRae
08-05-2013, 01:39 AM
because not every 13 year old boy she knows is trying to be on an adult site?
Ahh. Maybe it's since I was tired that it sounded to me that it was when on cam. Doi, I am a nitwit tonight lol. Thanks Snowy.
Vlodina
08-05-2013, 02:34 AM
When you buy baby wipes in bulk like my delivery this morning -
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apryll11
08-05-2013, 05:02 AM
because not every 13 year old boy she knows is trying to be on an adult site?
Thank you,lol. There's usually at least 1 kid out there not freeloading at 2 in the morning.
apryll11
08-05-2013, 05:19 AM
When you walk around the house dressed as school girl and your husband looks funny at you and you wonder what is wrong with him. It's just an uniform hahaha!
LOL, I love it
Browneyes
08-05-2013, 05:19 PM
When you finally get your ass out of the house and you are DRESSED for a change....and you think... this feel so weird, must try more often....
Snowy0Star
08-06-2013, 08:44 AM
u start taking to a freind on facebook and found out hes drawing. so whats he drawing? hes too embarrassed to say and doesnt wanna freak me out . my response - you know i make live porn for a living challenge accepted. im really great full that i have awesome friends that accepted my "hookering" and think that camming is a step up lol
Marina Starr
08-06-2013, 08:47 AM
Then you are blessed, BB!
im really great full that i have awesome friends that accepted my "hookering" and think that camming is a step up lol
Snowy0Star
08-06-2013, 09:00 AM
Then you are blessed, BB!
i know i never lost any friends because of it either. but i think im a good friend picker i dont have many and the ones i do have i consider very close to witch is why i think in part of the reason why the accepted me. i know so many girls on this site have to lead double lives and hide everything from everybody and i can go on facebook and just talk to my friends about my camming like its just a job and what i do to make a living just like theres and NONE of my friends do adult work
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 11:18 AM
You know you are a camgirl when getting $100 tips are as happy-making as it is painful to your heart.
"A $100 tip that is amazing! I am amazing! The world is fucking amazing! Hell yeah!" :D
"Oh, wait, I only get to keep $35 from that tip......ouch! That really....I just don't want to think about it anymore." :(
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2013, 11:24 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you are making a social call on Skype that has nothing to do with work and you keep catching yourself making sure you are perfectly framed in the middle of your camera while you are supposed to be just relaxing and having a regular conversation
maryjaynexo
08-07-2013, 07:30 AM
When your most treasured item of clothing is your comfy pj pants.
IsobelWren
08-07-2013, 09:04 AM
when the 20 year old son of the woman who lives in the other half of the duplex stops you, drags his feet, looks embarrassed and asks you, "Can I ask you something?" your heart stops. He knows!
And yes. In this case, he actually did, but he could have easily been asking something else.
Don't worry, it was shockingly fine. Rest of the conversation:
Me: Um...suuureee?
Him: ...What do you do? ...at night?
Me: Huh?
Him: We have the same wall, and I know it's not your bedroom...and sometimes I hear....
Me: Ah. Um. I'm a cam girl. It's kinda like phone sex with a picture.
Him: I know what camming is.
Me: Right. You're 20. Of course. I can move to another room, or be more quiet or something.
Him: Nah, it doesn't bug me. I was just wondering.
Me: Ok, just let me know if it ever does, or if your girl is coming over and you need me to shut up or something.
Him: That's cool. You're good.
I guess I'm lucky that my cam room shares a wall w/the 20 year old son and not the 12 year old daughter!
Glamourmilf
08-07-2013, 09:23 AM
^^^That's so funny Isobel! my neighbor is a wealthy retired guy around 70 years old, who moved here from Amsterdam. Pretty sure that the noises he hears from my place only remind him of his native homeland! Luckily, he minds his business!
Procrasturbator
08-07-2013, 09:51 AM
You know you're a camgirl when the course of your day--and possibly your financial future--is determined by how oozy the YI cream you just bought is.
I'm having trouble even psyching myself up to try. It's like pussy Russian roulette. :(
Glamourmilf
08-07-2013, 09:58 AM
^^ if it's oozy, just do a bunch of 'creampie' vids, or gold shows.
VictoriaChaos
08-07-2013, 09:59 AM
LOL @ Pussy Russian Roulette.
You know your a cam girl when you change your clothes more than twice a day.
Honestly, I just need a silk bathrobe but I think people might find that strange.
It's 3PM and Vic's in a bathrobe been like that all day.
Glamourmilf
08-07-2013, 10:02 AM
The bright glare of the sun is something You can't tolerate anymore. Also to be any place where the lighting is just too bright. When even opening Your blinds to let sunlight in, is too much to bear, since most of your time is spent under bright lights.:glasses:
Procrasturbator
08-07-2013, 11:11 AM
You know you're a lazy camgirl when you've already done your makeup, but by the time you consider actually getting online it needs to be redone. Jesus.
qwerty24
08-07-2013, 12:14 PM
...you have at least 5 email accounts that you regularly use. And probably another dozen that you have forgotten about.
IsobelWren
08-08-2013, 09:37 PM
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/image_zpsc304447c.jpg
I'm eating a sandwich, BB!
Graceface
08-10-2013, 10:30 PM
When a photo shoot results in a set so good you get turned on looking at your own photos.
tlulu
08-11-2013, 02:25 AM
When you try to integrate whatever you learnt from your B.A. degree to your camming.
In my case: Film production. Aka clip production.
You start making twitter updates like "BEHOLD THE PUSSY CHAMPION" when you have a good day.
You meet someone in real life and almost say "Wow, really, that's the name I cam under!"
maryjaynexo
08-11-2013, 11:28 AM
When a photo shoot results in a set so good you get turned on looking at your own photos.
When you've gotten a lady boner from looking at your own videos sometimes :blush: lmao
Graceface
08-11-2013, 01:09 PM
When you try to integrate whatever you learnt from your B.A. degree to your camming.
In my case: Film production. Aka clip production.
I double majored: Chem and Geology. Have no fucking use for that shit. lol.
I double majored: Chem and Geology. Have no fucking use for that shit. lol.
"Mmm baby are you hard for me... how hard bb what's the scratch resistance of that dick, right now you look like orthoclase feldspar but I'm gonna make you nanocrystalline diamond"
Procrasturbator
08-11-2013, 02:17 PM
I double majored: Chem and Geology. Have no fucking use for that shit. lol.
Haha not necessarily! Once a dude came into my room and asked if he could quiz me on the periodic table. I said "sure but don't get your hopes up" and he split lol.
Maybe he'll someday be your best reg, you never know. :D
Procrasturbator
08-11-2013, 02:43 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you've been working a lot more than usual and you start to develop wicked red bumps around your knees... and after much deliberation (OK, and picking lol) you discover that they're a a strange new variety of ingrown hairs... caused by starting to develop a CALLUS on your KNEES from mostly doing riding/doggy during shows. That's right, folks, I spend so much time on my knees that my body's started to develop a protective shell around them. Like a slutty armadillo.
On the bright side, now I'll never have to buy these
http://i.imgur.com/6sjl7ZP.jpg
You also know you're a camgirl when you're trying to go to work but you get distracted by yourself in the cam or mirror. You can do this for hours on end. (I dubbed this "parakeeting" when I saw a friend do it, and I know we're not the only ones! Also, apparently I like animal analogies.)
Graceface
08-11-2013, 04:53 PM
That's right, folks, I spend so much time on my knees that my body's started to develop a protective shell around them. Like a slutty armadillo.
And just like that I have a new signature. :)
IsobelWren
08-12-2013, 12:10 PM
"Mmm baby are you hard for me... how hard bb what's the scratch resistance of that dick, right now you look like orthoclase feldspar but I'm gonna make you nanocrystalline diamond"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/lolol.gif