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XAnastasiaX
08-12-2013, 12:37 PM
" I'm sitting here eating oatmeal in my curlers nude"

* pulls out cam and records*

* uploads to clips4sale* * checks inbox sees clip order!*

"Omg I knew it was a fetish"

Graceface
08-12-2013, 09:19 PM
"Mmm baby are you hard for me... how hard bb what's the scratch resistance of that dick, right now you look like orthoclase feldspar but I'm gonna make you nanocrystalline diamond"


Yuli, I adore you.


Since I've started dating a chef, I've developed a impressive knowledge of classical culinary technique. Yesterday it earned me a 15 minute block that I otherwise wouldn't have been able to secure. Dude wanted me to talk culinary to him, while he fapped. I cannot make this shit up.

JoJoX
08-12-2013, 09:30 PM
When you're working out in the gym on the treadmill, the 1.5 minutes left to go reminds you of a Gold Show on SM.

LilyAnderson
08-15-2013, 09:16 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you're watching family feud... Survey asks 100 people, "Name something that squirts when you least expect it".

My first thought was a pussy. Not the number one answer, "a lemon."

maryjaynexo
08-15-2013, 10:08 AM
When you buy a prop toilet seat and then you have to explain why you just have a random toilet seat in your room, oh lord lmao
34707

tlulu
08-15-2013, 06:56 PM
When you're bummed that the skype calling ring is from your parents overseas, and not a custie who wants a private.

When your friends want to get another friend a sex toy as a prank and you hear yourself say "Psssshhh please. If you're going to get him something, at least get him this model, that brand sucks." Of course, after a moment of an awkward silence you say "... I read it somewhere. Anyway, where should we eat?"

Bitch
08-16-2013, 12:14 AM
This is one rare profession in which the customer is most definitely NOT always right.

PrincessLavender
08-16-2013, 02:03 PM
When you cringe at the word "why?" So glad my kids are out of that stage!

PrincessLavender
08-16-2013, 02:16 PM
When you're bummed that the skype calling ring is from your parents overseas, and not a custie who wants a private.

When your friends want to get another friend a sex toy as a prank and you hear yourself say "Psssshhh please. If you're going to get him something, at least get him this model, that brand sucks." Of course, after a moment of an awkward silence you say "... I read it somewhere. Anyway, where should we eat?"

My brother told me a story about going into a sex toy store to buy a dildo as a prank for someone and said "oh my God! They had one that was shaped like an arm with a hand making a fist" After a few seconds I realized he was waiting for me to give a horrified response so I think I mumbled something about "wow" meanwhile thinking "yeah I don't need that, I can do it myself"

Graceface
08-16-2013, 02:18 PM
When you are talking to a friend and you *almost* start fondling yourself.

CurvyRedhead
08-19-2013, 07:30 AM
This is such a seriously great thread!

Nocturnelle
08-19-2013, 09:40 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you're buying something and go "It's only 15 gold!"

Supracabra
08-19-2013, 11:12 PM
When you notice that a lot of your shower time is dedicated to your feet.

justanothercamgirl
08-21-2013, 10:28 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you get a $100 tip in a $1 voyeur GS on Streamate and your first reaction is "Fuck you and your fucking puppetmaster money!'

Edited to add: You also know you are a camgirl when receiving a $100 tip in a $1 voyeur GS on Streamate is not an usual occurrence to you and you've already fallen into the habit of gritting your teeth while watching the text on your screen scroll upwards when you get one because you know the next thing you are going to see them type is a request.

justanothercamgirl
08-21-2013, 10:38 AM
When you cringe at the word "why?" So glad my kids are out of that stage!

I say the same thing to custies that I say to children....

"You asked a question and I answered. This conversation is now over."

Moxxxie
08-21-2013, 06:04 PM
When you're getting ready to leave your best friend's apartment, and this conversation happens
Me - "It's late, hurry it up!"
Her - "Hang on, I can't leave until I'm done watching this guy cum."

justanothercamgirl
08-22-2013, 06:05 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you catch yourself using the word bb while giving yourself a pep talk because that is how other girls in Camming Connection talk when they are giving emotional support to girls who are having hard times.

"It is okay, bb. The day will get better, bb. You just got to stick with it,bb. You can do it, bb!"

At first I was mortified when I caught myself doing this. Now it just makes me laugh.

Supracabra
08-22-2013, 10:05 AM
When you wake up from a cold sweat nightmare about a site your on (Streammate) starting this new thing called chargebacks (which it doesn't do) and in this dream you look at your earnings and see that you have 9. In the same pay period.

*My first dream about camming, that means I'm legit now right? xD *

IsobelWren
08-24-2013, 07:08 PM
You look down and think, "Ooh! My new nail polish color looks really good against this big black dildo! The contrast in the pink sparkle of the polish and the brown of the dick is really perfect."

Procrasturbator
08-26-2013, 08:58 AM
You know you're a cam girl you're spelling something out to someone on the phone and almost say "m as in masturbate". That was almost a very awkward customer service call lmao.

VeronicaLane
08-26-2013, 09:09 AM
When your clothes are divided by gamer chick
and lingerie.
but...
lingerie is like
cute
sexy
gothic
lolita.

VeronicaLane
08-26-2013, 09:14 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you're buying something and go "It's only 15 gold!"

or when you start converting everything you want into gold/tokens, so you know what to aim for.

Snowy0Star
08-26-2013, 05:53 PM
when someone puts a link in another thread on stripperweb for a product called dr bronner and you read it as dr bonner

caramelcraze
08-27-2013, 03:07 AM
When you count things in cum shows, "Those jeans are half a cum show! sweet!" or, more recently while apartment browsing, "Rent there is 20 cums show! That's a bit steep... I should stick with something around 15 cum shows."

IsobelWren
08-27-2013, 07:54 AM
You move the couch and find under it; cat toys, condom wrapper fragments, a lone twist tie and a butt plug.

roast
08-27-2013, 10:05 AM
1. You suck at daytime regular makeup. You start the deep contours and extra eyeliner and then are like FUCK sorry gotta start over... gotta blend in.... is this somewhere I can wear no makeup? Ughhh your parents house?! FUCK. OK let me start over.
1(i). Your existence is A FUCKTON OF MAKEUP and NO MAKEUP
2. Your friend is having sexlife problems and you find yourself talking for 30mins and dont realize she stopped giving a fuck until 29minutes later
3. Youre now a qualified computer tech... so calling your ISP is super frustrating bc theyre used to dealing with people who forgot to just turn their router on.
4. You have many answers to "How are you" depending on:
a. If the person abbreviated it to "hru" (they get a nonthinking answer)
b. They have a name involving Daddy or Cock or Dick or Hot (they get an even stupider answer)
c. Theyre a regular (they get a thoughtful answer)
d. They may spend and/or ask the question as a full sentence (they get a thoughtful answer)
4(i). You have any versions of saying "Im fine, how are you" that range from disinterested to horny sexypot.
5. You review your twitter followers with a groan.... "studio............. dickpic as profile pic... friends every camgirl and pornstar on earth... bot.... affiliate bot........minor.......dickpic as profile pic.........bitter freeloader................offensive political and social positions..............oh someone who RTs everything, ehhhh ok +followback........affiliate bot................OH CAMGIRL! +followback.......................minor....... dickpics..."

Moxxxie
08-30-2013, 01:57 AM
You know you're a cam girl when not only do you make double masturbation and g/g vids with your best friend, but you sit naked together on the couch, watching and critiquing them...especially criticizing your early techniques and awkwardness with boob grabbing

justanothercamgirl
08-30-2013, 05:51 AM
When you are reading a book at the end of the night to find that there is coconut oil on all the pages and you have no idea how on earth it got there!

justanothercamgirl
08-30-2013, 12:04 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you see Missbeth's siggy which says:
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time"

And you read it as:
"This is your life and it's encoding one minute at a time"

Yuli
08-30-2013, 12:57 PM
"Is this lubricant or is it chicken grease... either way, how did it get in my fucking hair?"

tlulu
08-30-2013, 11:14 PM
When you start considering having another walk-in closet just for your camming apparel and accessories.

Procrasturbator
08-31-2013, 06:46 AM
You know you're a camgirl when MacGyver's got nothing on you.

http://i.imgur.com/bSIqI5G.jpg

VeronicaLane
09-01-2013, 08:03 AM
You know your a BEGINING camgirl, because you get a part time job that closes before 4. just so you know you can keep your cam hours o.o

btw pro. i heart the MacGyver-ing <3

KittyAudrey
09-02-2013, 01:39 AM
Oh just happened to me ....

you know you are a camgirl when you are chilling lurking on SW and when scrolling you suddenly realize your mouse was covered in lube and your hand now is all sticky but smells fresh-y.
Brb need to clean this mess.

Nocturnelle
09-02-2013, 08:09 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you do your makeup and realize you went waaaay too heavy on the bronzer/eyeliner. Whoops.

Or

When you're at Walmart at 2am buying random shit because you can't sleep/taking a break and you're in full whore regalia!

Nocturnelle
09-02-2013, 08:09 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you do your makeup and realize you went waaaay too heavy on the bronzer/eyeliner. Whoops.

Or

When you're at Walmart at 2am buying random shit because you can't sleep/taking a break and you're in full whore regalia!

VictoriaChaos
09-02-2013, 08:29 AM
Was shopping yesterday and a song came on that I love and haven't heard in awhile.
I started dancing, rubbing my boobs and shaking my booty.
Quickly caught myself, told myself I'm not gonna get paid and stopped.
Just blown away how I didn't even think about it, song came on and I was in the zone.

scarlettbelle
09-03-2013, 12:11 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you have dreams about getting huge gold tips and you have recurring nightmares about getting all one star reviews. Also, bonus nightmare about your neighbor getting your streamate check and blackmailing you for it. :(

gingerstripper
09-03-2013, 12:29 AM
when you always seem to talk about sex or have your hands in your undies at random times petting yourself. Happens to me daily, got caught by the mail guy one day, he quickly dashed

nikki187
09-03-2013, 07:58 AM
You know you are a cam girl when some douche calls you after your phone has been off for awhile and he starts arguing with you about you liking him. No I don't like you. yes bb you do i remember. No I don't and why in the fuck are you not paying me for this conversation? Hang up and block his #. lol

Procrasturbator
09-03-2013, 09:05 AM
Also, bonus nightmare about your neighbor getting your streamate check and blackmailing you for it. :(

You know you're a camgirl when this sounds like a great roleplay idea.

MissSeraphim
09-03-2013, 03:11 PM
When you walk down the street, hear a girl moaning and wonder if she's having sex or camming.

VictoriaChaos
09-03-2013, 04:43 PM
A very lonely friend of the guy I live with came over and showed me a picture of this chick his buddy had sent him on his phone. He said she had a tattoo and it happened to be of his last name so for whatever reason that made them a perfect match. I was thinking it was going to be a clothed pic.
So he shows it to me and the chick is completely naked. Beautiful tattoos, gorgeous girl. My first thought, cam model. The lighting, the way she was posing. Wherever his buddy got the photo, she sure didn't send it out intending on meeting a man (if she sent it out at all).
I felt bad, he actually thought he had a chance.

Thought I would add, he doesn't have a computer so he would have no idea she was a cam model.
Not even sure if he knews they exist. He's an odd guy but well intentions.

Procrasturbator
09-03-2013, 05:53 PM
A very lonely guy friend of mine came over and showed me a picture of this chick his buddy had sent him on his phone. He said she had a tattoo and it happened to be of his last name so for whatever reason that made them a perfect match. I was thinking it was going to be a clothed pic.
So he shows it to me and the chick is completely naked. Beautiful tattoos, gorgeous girl. My first thought, cam model. The lighting, the way she was posing. Wherever his buddy got the photo, she sure didn't send it out intending on meeting a man (if she sent it out at all).
I felt bad, he actually thought he had a chance.

TBH I find it really difficult to feel sorry for men like that anymore. I know it's usually not malicious and obviously I don't know your friend so I'm not talking about him specifically but 99% of the time they reek of male entitlement. Yes, guys, there are thousands upon thousands of hot girls just floating their naked pictures around looking for someone to fuck them for free. It is so difficult for attractive women to find a man that we spend hours a day on a pay2play website just looking for someone to date. We will even leave our partners, friends, and family and move across the country to live with balding, middle-aged blue collar workers because they'll "take care of us." It doesn't matter if you're attractive, if you're educated, if you have a good job, if you're even a decent human being. By being born a man it is not only likely that you'll snag at least one conventionally attractive women, but positively guaranteed. I'd offer a money back guarantee but since you're so special it's not like you'd have to pay anything in the first place!

Ugh.

/feminist rant

krissymissy
09-03-2013, 06:07 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you're entire room is a mess except for that one spot that happens to be your camspace xD

cassiewish
09-03-2013, 06:24 PM
You know you are a camgirl when:

You've made in three days what you used to make in 2 weeks and you are "tired" and don't want to get on cam... *slaps self*

Procrasturbator
09-03-2013, 06:32 PM
You know you are a camgirl when:

You've made in three days what you used to make in 2 weeks and you are "tired" and don't want to get on cam... *slaps self*

Yes!!!

"Oh my god, I need to stop, I've been on cam for a whole four hours!"

I used to work a physically and emotionally draining job for 12+ hours a day, 6 days a week, for ~$300 a week and had no trouble with that. So why is it so hard to get on cam for so much more money for so much less work?

I think I would actually pay someone to be my boss.

PrincessLavender
09-04-2013, 05:26 AM
I think I would actually pay someone to be my boss.

This! I used to work 8+ hours at a daycare for $8 an hour. But some reason 3 hours at $50 an hour is hard to do. Lol.

PrincessLavender
09-04-2013, 05:33 AM
When you wear your sunglasses into your child's school so they don't see how dark your eyeliner is because you were camming.

She just needed me to drop off her folder. I wasn't about to wash off my makeup for a trip that would take less than 5 min.

cassiexx19
09-04-2013, 12:01 PM
When u are going to open the door to a delivery guy and you still got your tits out of your top as you were just flashing on cam... yep i just did this! I opened the door then quickly slammed it shut as i realised they were still out lol dunno if he noticed but he looked at me funny when i re opened the door haha