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apryll11
09-04-2013, 05:26 PM
-One broken lamp and your whole night is fucked up.
-You have a stock pile of light bulbs and should family or a friend come to you and ask for one you, you really have to think about.
Why cant they just use one of the other lights with a working bulb, is it really that hard?

maryjaynexo
09-06-2013, 09:47 AM
You've brought your video camera to a family gathering to film a little, but when someone asks to see what you've recorded, you instinctively clutch it to your chest and say "Nooooo!"

Procrasturbator
09-07-2013, 03:04 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you've had sexual fantasies about a flawless Internet connection, a la "Secretary".

"Cat6...... hardwired..... forty... three... megabytes... upload........ ohhh fuck, FiOS!......"

Sorry, motel wifi, I have needs. :-[

IsobelWren
09-08-2013, 10:53 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you're entire room is a mess except for that one spot that happens to be your camspace xD

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-a3Xdy8_K9jE/UWm7PexvtBI/AAAAAAAAQO4/6Jpr6zoUqjU/w800-h800/webcam.jpg

Sunnylexie
09-10-2013, 09:47 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-a3Xdy8_K9jE/UWm7PexvtBI/AAAAAAAAQO4/6Jpr6zoUqjU/w800-h800/webcam.jpg

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Glamourmilf
09-10-2013, 07:31 PM
You Know You're a cam girl when you're walking down the street and some guy is just peeing in broad daylight-dick out and everything, and you want to shout- "Hey man, I should be getting a HUGE tip for making me see that, you freeloading a..hole!" ( that just happened to me today, and it happens at least once everytime I go out. aah, city living-gotta love it! No wonder this city smells of urine all the time! yuck! The strange thing was, that I had to pee so bad also, and I just kept thinking ("no, can't do that, it's against the sites rules to pee on cam, so I'll just hold it until I get to where I'm going"

RaeRae
09-11-2013, 09:37 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you take a frozen dildo from the freezer to put on hives when you can't take benadryl because you don't have any ice packs.

<3 Tsani

caramelcraze
09-12-2013, 01:15 AM
You haven't been taking your iron pills for your anemia, faint, and when you come to, the first thing you think is "Shit! I should've recorded that for C4S." instead of "I really need to keep up with my iron pills."

tlulu
09-12-2013, 12:56 PM
I don't know if any of you use Dropbox, but I do.

You know that you're a camgirl when you triple check links that you are sending to your customers/family/friends. No one wants to get their cumshow videos and personal files mixed up LOL.

shysara79
09-12-2013, 09:11 PM
When u spend more time on stripperweb learning how to be a better cam girl, then u actually spend Camming !

Koryn Capri
09-12-2013, 09:25 PM
When u spend more time on stripperweb learning how to be a better cam girl, then u actually spend Camming !

Oh, *Sweet-Geezus*...I am sooo guilty of this, too! It's as if I live, 'vicariously,' through everyone-else's experiences, on this forum! :-\

I *needz* a good, swift-kick in my Arse! Any volunteers with that? ;D

BluJ
09-12-2013, 09:32 PM
I think I would actually pay someone to be my boss.

I sort of do, and all the time its an argument over my productivity and laziness. Worth it for me!

justanothercamgirl
09-12-2013, 10:09 PM
Oh, *Sweet-Geezus*...I am sooo guilty of this, too! It's as if I live, 'vicariously,' through everyone-else's experiences, on this forum! :-\

I *needz* a good, swift-kick in my Arse! Any volunteers with that? ;D

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SweetJulia
09-13-2013, 01:05 AM
When you feel like a genius for figuring out that securing a webcam to a skateboard with plastic wrap creates a water proof, portable pussy cam :D

DMaribella
09-13-2013, 07:08 AM
When you are at an outdoor summer event and your antenna goes up when you hear a man in a group behind you mention a camsite. He goes on to talk about how relaxing it is, a great place... then he mentions the fishing is good and you realize he was talking about a *campsite.* Happened last night. :)

VictoriaChaos
09-13-2013, 11:10 AM
The word camming and cam are programed into your phone because texting doesn't agree that it's a real word.
I mean camming, not cramming or no, I meant cam, not can goddamn.
Freakin' hate that.

Snowy0Star
09-13-2013, 11:50 AM
The word camming and cam are programed into your phone because texting doesn't agree that it's a real word.
I mean camming, not cramming or no, I meant cam, not can goddamn.
Freakin' hate that.

i loathe t9 with a passion i always turn mine off in my phone.

Glamourmilf
09-13-2013, 03:01 PM
^^Yeah, and I hate those Emoticons also- or 'Emoticunts' as I like to call them.

Procrasturbator
09-14-2013, 01:59 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you drag your sorry ass back to work at 2:30 AM because you need to make $1.43.

Ohhh the glamorous life of a webcam model.

cassiewish
09-14-2013, 05:19 AM
You lock yourself out of your house and it costs you $224 to get back in and you are able to console yourself that it took you an hour and a half to make that just before you locked yourself out... and you made double that in 3 hours-- so it lessens the sting.

Lolitakitty
09-14-2013, 08:18 AM
When somebody speaks about "goals" the first thing that pops in your head is oh it will be that much "gold" .

maryjaynexo
09-14-2013, 12:40 PM
When this is a real thing that you just typed in a serious conversation:

"so i guess i thought i was safer in a sea of porn then in a sea of shane dawson"

Procrasturbator
09-14-2013, 02:23 PM
You know you're a camgirl when it feels like your life is measured by the time until your next Payoneer load.

(... Or maybe that's how you know you're a broke camgirl, lmao.)

PrincessLavender
09-15-2013, 09:48 PM
The word camming and cam are programed into your phone because texting doesn't agree that it's a real word.
I mean camming, not cramming or no, I meant cam, not can goddamn.
Freakin' hate that.

Yes! Mine constantly tries to change camming to canning. Lol.

justanothercamgirl
09-18-2013, 04:01 PM
You know you a camgirl when you are skimming through Pinterest and you read 'Fabric Clock' as 'Fabric Cock'.

Then after you laugh at your mistake instead of going back to Pinterest.....you sit around thinking to yourself for the next 20 minutes how a fabric cock would work instead.

WendiStarr
09-18-2013, 05:21 PM
You find yourself annoyed with men, even in real life. You turn down a date if the guy calls you "baby" or over compliments you on your physical appearance. Pushy guys turn you off. Whenever you go out in public, you see people and try to figure out what strange fetish they have. That scrawny dude over there? Totally into being tied up and maybe ballbusting too..lol.

Snowy0Star
09-18-2013, 06:17 PM
When u notice a sign off the side of the road that says STOP THE TOLLS but you first read it as STOP THE TROLLS

Graceface
09-19-2013, 10:39 AM
You find that butt plug that's been missing for months and do a little dance of joy.

AutumnAmbrosia
09-19-2013, 11:34 PM
You're sitting in class and the professor is casually explaining to some students that in Japanese anime, they sometimes focus on the "absolute territory" (the area of skin between the stockings and underwear that is visible) for people with that fetish in Japan and how the people he just told will never be able to "un-see" it and you're just sitting there thinking, "There are WAY worse fetishes out there that you can't even fathom to not be able to un-see..."

And, when you start to have dreams about getting large tips that you get to keep all of, only to wake up and find that not only will that never happen, you are also broke at the moment.

LadyPop
09-20-2013, 11:36 AM
When someone asks you your age in real life and you give the age you give on your camsite without thinking. I was at the doctor's office the other day and this happened to me. They were like "you don't remember your age?". lol!

Vlodina
09-20-2013, 01:37 PM
When someone asks you your age in real life and you give the age you give on your camsite without thinking. I was at the doctor's office the other day and this happened to me. They were like "you don't remember your age?". lol!

I did this when getting ID-ed. Then they looked at my ID and looked at me funny!

IsobelWren
09-20-2013, 08:38 PM
You're at the computer, working on preliminary research for a school paper and you're wearing a stripper dress, full makeup, a headset in case someone calls your direct chat line...and bunny slippers. I'm guessing this isn't the standard wardrobe for doing research in the rest of academia.

VeronicaLane
09-21-2013, 01:30 AM
When, you go job searching, and find a company thats doors close at four. And you get the job specifically to make good hours camming.

When your Vanilla paycheck pays mostly for kinky shit, and your camming check pays for bills.

When you take sexy pictures to send to your fuck buddy. and then sell them for 5$ on c4s. (same for videos)

when your unsatisfied with chating on skype. because you could have made 300$ with that long of a chat.

When you go shopping and literally think "I could spend my vanilla on this, but I'll wait for Imlive's payment"

When you realize what you make in one-week is a quarter of someones goal for the DAY, (vanilla or camming)

When you disappear for three weeks. and your regulars treat you like a noob again.

IsobelWren
09-21-2013, 03:20 PM
...You go to the physical therapist/chiropractor for your chronic back problems. He asks if there are any movements you make routinely that exacerbate your condition. You say yes and start to show him before you realize and abort movement while quickly trying to think of another thing someone might be doing that would entail bending over on all fours, thrusting your hips up and then looking back over one shoulder.

I settled on telling him that it was bending at the waist then twisting to pull weeds in the garden.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/short.gif

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/173/164/nailed_it_RE_20th_Century_fox_theme_on_flute-s240x320-227191.jpg

Procrasturbator
09-22-2013, 02:53 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you're editing footage of yourself sticking a rubber band up your nose and wondering exactly how you came to this place in life and what other things you're going to be doing this time next year that you can't yet imagine.

Cam_Model_Jess
09-22-2013, 08:00 AM
The girl at the beauty supply treats you like a coworker because she used to be a stripper, and she's never told you that she was a stripper, and you've never told her that you're a camgirl, but by the items you purchase, how frequently you're in the store, and the awkwardly-phrased questions, she assumes that you're in the "entertainment" business, her suspicion possibly cemented by the fact that sometimes when you come in you're wearing a head scarf and no make-up, and sometimes you're wearing full make-up and stretch pants. When you're in full make-up, she asks "You working tonight?" and you just smile and nod. And you assume she used to be a stripper because she talks to you like you're her buddy, and whenever a coworker is around she says about you "We go way back like a Cadillac."

Then you start ordering hair dye by the case, and she asks what you do. You say "modeling" and she says "Oh! Can I get in on that?" and you just look at her sheepishly, preferring that by your evident embarrassment & lack of response she assumes you're in "real" porn instead of having to explain to her what you actually do in front of a store full of customers.

SweetJulia
09-22-2013, 11:10 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you're editing footage of yourself sticking a rubber band up your nose and wondering exactly how you came to this place in life and what other things you're going to be doing this time next year that you can't yet imagine.
I'll take your rubber band up the nose clip and raise you my cell phone up the cunt on vibrate clip lol!

SweetJulia
09-22-2013, 11:11 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you're editing footage of yourself sticking a rubber band up your nose and wondering exactly how you came to this place in life and what other things you're going to be doing this time next year that you can't yet imagine.
I'll take your rubber band up the nose clip and raise you my cell phone up the cunt on vibrate clip lol!

Timor
09-22-2013, 01:14 PM
When you're at your day job as a retail cashier and some drunk dickface drop of ball sweat asks you, repeatedly and slightly drunkenly, for your number, and you snap back with "sure. $3.99 a minute" and your coworker's eyes go all bugged out in shock. Oops. Probably could have been more tactful but JFC the next little herpaderp to ask for my digits is getting the Texas mickey of Appleton's up his ass.

IsobelWren
09-24-2013, 11:03 AM
^^Yeah, and I hate those Emoticons also- or 'Emoticunts' as I like to call them.

Emoticunts is what my goth/geek/theater kid/band geek friends and I used to call the cheerleaders in high school :D

IsobelWren
09-24-2013, 11:06 AM
You find that butt plug that's been missing for months and do a little dance of joy.

It must be much easier to dance now that you've found it! ;)

VictoriaChaos
09-24-2013, 11:23 AM
I'll take your rubber band up the nose clip and raise you my cell phone up the cunt on vibrate clip lol!

Wait...How?
Do you put a condom over it?

SweetJulia
09-24-2013, 11:30 AM
Wait...How?
Do you put a condom over it?
Yep, a Magnum :)

takiaya
09-25-2013, 05:30 AM
When you make little over $100 in less than 3 hours and leave work because you "got bored"

justanothercamgirl
09-25-2013, 05:35 AM
This one came up in Chatzy last night. ;D

You know you are a camgirl when......you talking to another camgirl about her 'fucking machine'

And you have to clarify because you aren't sure if she is complaining about her laptop or talking about.....well, her fucking machine.

GothSakura
09-25-2013, 06:26 AM
...when you find yourself reading this thread and laughing at yourself as you think "yup...i've done that...that...that...that..." lol...and then feel so much better realizing that you're not alone in the insane awesomeness :)

IsobelWren
09-25-2013, 10:52 AM
Yep, a Magnum :)

LOL, now that's something to use in a SPH clip, "My CELL PHONE wears bigger condoms than you!"

GothSakura
09-25-2013, 10:55 AM
LOL, now that's something to use in a SPH clip, "My CELL PHONE wears bigger condoms than you!"

LMAO!!!

MissSeraphim
09-25-2013, 11:49 AM
When you get IDed everywhere because they think your payoneer card is fake!

Snowy0Star
09-25-2013, 12:11 PM
When you get IDed everywhere because they think your payoneer card is fake!

o wow that sucks i never have a problem with my payoneer card when i got it :/