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Procrasturbator
09-25-2013, 12:17 PM
When you get IDed everywhere because they think your payoneer card is fake!

Loool I've never had that problem but I thought I would when I got the card... it kind of looks like those fake ones you get in credit card offers.

Vlodina
09-26-2013, 07:31 AM
I begin every day in an awesome mood. Then, fucktards happen. :)

Jinja
09-26-2013, 08:38 AM
When you get pissed at your husband for eating the cucumber you bought specifically for a SPH clip.

VictoriaChaos
09-26-2013, 10:31 AM
You have a morning with a bunch of people wanting different things only to leave after three minutes or less and you finally understand why you need to start buying baby wipes in bulk.

I wish I had listened to you guys sooner...

justanothercamgirl
09-26-2013, 11:05 AM
You have a morning with a bunch of people wanting different things only to leave after three minutes or less and you finally understand why you need to start buying baby wipes in bulk.

I wish I had listened to you guys sooner...


I actually use facecloths and a bottle of diluted soapy water.

Those freaking baby wipes get expensive!

(I totally had to force myself to not write that as bb wipes. *laughs*)

Camigirl
09-26-2013, 01:41 PM
When you put a cam performer who is chatting to people in free, and turn the volume up loud when you leave to go shopping etc. so your dogs don't howl or cry while you're gone, AND to help deter would be burglars. Really I do this!

Leaving the world of cam as a performer only to find out you have not left at all, just became a regular customer of a few favorite performers. Yep that's me!

Forget the best magazines in the world for hair color and style, scroll through row and page of cam girls to find the perfect cut and style. Yep I do that!

Vela Valentine
09-26-2013, 04:28 PM
When you are holding your breath in the bathtub, face down, so this dude can watch your hair float around like a mermaid's... And wondering, why can't I just masturbate on cam like a NORMAL cam girl?

JuniperGold
09-26-2013, 06:30 PM
- You have a playlist especially for camming
- You use your cheap makeup for camming

At least I do. Unless I'm going out later I never use my good makeup for camming!

Graceface
09-27-2013, 12:01 AM
When you think making a pop-tart crushing video is an awesome idea. What is not an awesome idea, is forgetting that the inside is filled with molten cherry lava before you step on it with your bare feet. Because you're a fucking pro, you keep on going to hit that two minute minimum, so you can at least sell the fucking thing, thus, making all that pain worth it.

I go to the grocery store and fill my cart 50/50 with things I will eat, and things I will make video of me crushing/masturbating/somethingsomethingIcansellformoney with.

Katie Desire
09-27-2013, 08:51 PM
Yeah, no kidding, especially that last one!

Procrasturbator
09-27-2013, 10:21 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you're listening to other people complain about their work problems... too many customers, the hours are too long, etc... and your work problem of the day is that your vagina seems shorter than usual.

No one understands. :(

takiaya
09-28-2013, 01:00 AM
When you make what your boyfriend does or sometimes more in 4 hours or less and he works 8-12 hours a day, and he thinks you are wasting your talent @[email protected]

when you are sad after not working for like 3 months you are only making like $100 in 3 hours a day now that you are back :( and then think wait I was making $200 in 6 to 8 hours before so I'm making the same now, @[email protected] Im just impatient! Must find patience for these assholes...

when you want to kick yourself because you went to the bathroom and forgot to take a camera with you..

whirlerz
09-28-2013, 01:11 PM
Luv that kitty, sooo cute!

Katie Desire
09-28-2013, 03:19 PM
when you start using "endearing" terms with everyone, like "well hello handsome" to your pastor....

IsobelWren
09-28-2013, 04:16 PM
...you're learning developmental theories in class and you keep relating the, "failure to resolve this stage's crisis" effects as fetishes. Someone who had problems in potty training and therefore never passed Freud's anal stage? He's got a thing for diapers. Had a mom obsessed with cleanliness during Erikson's Autonomy v. Shame? Piss freak. Insecure attachment style because mommy ignored him when he was 3? Likes nylons because he'd hang on mommy's leg in hopes of getting attention.

IsobelWren
09-28-2013, 05:45 PM
You need to draw a perfect circle so you snatch up the dildo next to you, slap its base down on the paper and trace around it.

Snowy0Star
10-02-2013, 01:35 PM
when this is a totally normal conversation with ur friend since u were about 12

35117

Graceface
10-02-2013, 06:22 PM
Your friend starts telling your about how his new girlfriend is killing it at the strip club in her first week because "she has all the special tricks" (they weren't special or even novel)., and you look him dead in the eye and say, "It's because she's new. New girls always do well for a while".

...then you realize that what she makes in a night, you consistently make in four hours.

BellaK
10-02-2013, 07:36 PM
Your at your part time vanilla job ....cafeteria convo was ' OH I can't believe attractive fit men are into BIG women' and you correct them and bring up an example of a man you know who has a TON of BBW porn and ultimately married a BBW.(This is regular convo to you) AND they all pause and stare at you and say,"ewwwww" I corrected them. REALITY CHECK....do you know where your BOO is or ALL that he's into?? Excuse me. I happen to know a few BBWs rockin WORLDS ok!
TRUESTORY happened to me TODAY. LOL.
I didnt even get GRAPHIC and these bitches were grossed out. I felt awkward, but then I laughed thinking of how THEIR men were probably in the strip club or on webcam jerking off at THAT very moment, 12:15pm rather than working like they THINK! MEANWHILE they are at lunch HATING the game. hahaha these boring bitches KILL ME!

Im not even a BBW, but I took for for the TEAM.8)

Oh and I QUIT that job today on random LOL .....fuck it.
*snaps* I should have left them my stage name! LOL

MATTER OF FACT

You also know you are a camgirl WHEN you quit part time vanilla jobs like a kept married rich woman, BUT you really are NOT one haha

Graceface
10-02-2013, 08:17 PM
^ When you see a hot BBW and think man, she would KILL IT online.

(I'm not a BBW).

Procrasturbator
10-02-2013, 08:19 PM
when this is a totally normal conversation with ur friend since u were about 12

35117

Off topic but OMG I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE WHO DOES THAT! Ketchup on rice is classic childhood comfort food for me but even my family never understood it. Made my day.

Snowy0Star
10-02-2013, 08:27 PM
Off topic but OMG I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE WHO DOES THAT! Ketchup on rice is classic childhood comfort food for me but even my family never understood it. Made my day.

its a hawaiin thing i lived there from ages 16-18 it just stuck with me

Katie Desire
10-03-2013, 10:16 AM
You log in here more than Facebook!

ChainsawWhore
10-03-2013, 06:48 PM
You're watching a segment on tosh.0 called "Is it racist" and you see a woman who appears to be naked call someone the "n" word in a sexy voice...and you know right away why. Am I the only one who gets asked to do that? I have to say no...I just can't.

Procrasturbator
10-03-2013, 06:51 PM
^ Nope, I get asked that alllll the time. I won't do it but I tell them they can say what they like (within reason of course.) Saves the show about 50% of the time.

MissSeraphim
10-04-2013, 05:49 AM
o wow that sucks i never have a problem with my payoneer card when i go out :/

I live in small town USA they've always taken the card so I never understood how it helps to show my ID, I guess to make sure the names match?
And there's a pizza place that the payment never goes through. It just hangs in limbo until the payments are released back into my account =/
I work in a customer service job in town and I've only ever seen one other person with the same card. When I was like "hey is this payoneer card?" he got all weird about it and he never came back..pity..I wanted to feel him out and see if maybe he was a camboy haha

Snowy0Star
10-04-2013, 07:06 AM
I work in a customer service job in town and I've only ever seen one other person with the same card. When I was like "hey is this payoneer card?" he got all weird about it and he never came back..pity..I wanted to feel him out and see if maybe he was a camboy haha

he probably was and thats why he never came back guys are more shy then u think sometimes.

apryll11
10-05-2013, 01:12 AM
usually when a vid of you ( or any square job having person) is leaked your embarrassed, your shocked ,your angry, you cant believe that some one would this to you... etc. Once your cam girl and a vid of you gets leaked your pissed off because A. people are watching you with out paying and B. Now free loaders can get to see all the "(insert here)bb" that they've been begging for.
All other emotions tend to take a back seat.

Procrasturbator
10-05-2013, 03:21 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you spent 40 minutes looking for your lucky bra and it took a lot of self-convincing to go to work without it.

IsobelWren
10-05-2013, 04:58 PM
When

A) a very hot BBW friend of yours is crying b/c she thinks nobody will ever find her attractive b/c she's fat. After she rejects, "you're beautiful and you're worth loving" for the 11th time, without even thinking you -in the university library- take her computer and pull up the C4S sales records for the BBW videos you've commissioned from other women to sell in your store. "See. You're so hot and so many people want big ladies that your body type is a FETISH! If you weren't planning on working with children, I would pay you gobs of money just to sit there in your clothes and talk about your body."

Right. So YKYACGW your mental process goes like this; Step 1, reassure. Step 2, show porn.

B) You have a head cold that's so bad that you finally decide to try a Neti pot. Grudgingly, and because you've seen similar, "why didn't I FILM that?!" in this thread before, you know you have to film it because someone out there will want to see it.

When it's all said and done, you're disappointed that the Neti pot ordeal wasn't *more* disgusting, because that probably would sell better.

IsobelWren
10-05-2013, 06:22 PM
When you do a cam show where you stuff deflated balloons up yourself. After the show, the following chain of thoughts run through your head.

Wow. I have 7 balloons in there! That seems impressive! I wonder how many more would fit! Should I try that now, or pull them out and keep camming? I should pull them out and keep camming. But I should film myself pulling them out. I wonder if I could parlay this into sexytime with the man creature if I asked *him* to pull them out. ...Would he do it on film? No. ...and he'd probably be sorta horrified that there are balloons in my twat.

You shrug it off and go to get the video camera. As you're going to get it, your mind reminds you that the cam client wanted you to, "stand up so that I can watch them all fall out." and you're vaguely offended. The vagina isn't some kind of windsock/bag of holding! Things don't just fall out when you turn it over! It's a negative space. These balloons are staying in there until you pull them out!

...You resolve to go downstairs and ask the man creature to guess what's in your pussy right now. Just to see what he'll do. Just for fun.

ETA:
Me, gleeful: You'll never guess what's in my pussy right now!
Him, raised eyebrow, sighs: My car keys.
Me: That would hurt.
Him: You're right. I'll never guess.
He waits patiently, while I grin and bobble
Me: SEVEN balloons!
Him: Deflated, I take it.
Me: Well yeah. I think probably only one little one would fit otherwise.
Him: That's just retarded.
Me: You wanna take 'em out?
Him, chuckling, turning back to his computer: I'm not German.
Me, delighted: Wanna SEE?!
Him: Still no.

*sigh* The joy is gone from life when you can't be impressed that your life partner can stuff a whole bag of party balloons up herself.

Katie Desire
10-05-2013, 06:41 PM
and another from me! You know you're a camgirl when someone in a public place calls your screen name (mine is "Katie") for someone else, but you are the one who turns around!

Snowy0Star
10-05-2013, 06:44 PM
and another from me! You know you're a camgirl when someone in a public place calls your screen name (mine is "Katie") for someone else, but you are the one who turns around!

thats the draw back of having ur cam name by a real name. ive never met a girl named snowy so im good at least XD

Katie Desire
10-05-2013, 07:10 PM
that is so funny--I was asked to put the cell phone up there, too, recently. I declined. Wonder if you got him next? Love it-

Graceface
10-05-2013, 07:14 PM
I know someone whose real name is my cam name. Freaks me out every time we are in public together and someone calls her name.

Graceface
10-05-2013, 07:20 PM
When you go to Target for laundry soap and leave with at least three things you are going to cam: A) with B)in or C)on

When you can't go anywhere, ever, without looking for novel things to shove up your vagina or do shows with.

Rina
10-05-2013, 08:46 PM
When you wear six inch heels, leather pants, corsets, sexy lingerie, and a face full or makeup that would make a drag queen weep in the house, but when it's time to go out you wear weejuns, jeans, t-shirts, and lip gloss and mascara that are barely noticeable.

When your friends do not understand how you can slap on a full face of professional looking makeup in 5 minutes.

When your girl is sorting laundry and she sorts by work clothes vs outside clothes.

chloemay
10-06-2013, 06:31 AM
You go to the flea market and buy a wooden paddle and bag full of little man toys. 35124

KimKlass
10-08-2013, 02:08 AM
When you made $1k in two short shifts, then are actually upset when you have a bad day after that. Makes me feel like an asshole lol.

roast
10-08-2013, 02:07 PM
You while reviewing photo archives s and/or reviewing old content on your harddrive:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff79a99913e453de4dcacd4f5474cfc0/tumblr_mjj3iyCUC01r7ksqyo1_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/547a34a0f450ea7bfdccaa362314f49c/tumblr_mjj3iyCUC01r7ksqyo2_500.gif

CourtneyRaine
10-08-2013, 02:23 PM
I've officially started calculating all of my miscellaneous purchases in terms of cam time. I caught myself at the store debating if I should buy generic or splurge for a name brand item. I justified it by thinking to myself, "Oh, that's just one extra tit flash and two paid messages more, I can make that in no time." Seriously. What is wrong with me?

Snowy0Star
10-08-2013, 03:03 PM
Roast is that you ? OMG ur soooooooo pretty and exotic looking

roast
10-08-2013, 03:20 PM
^That's Kim Kardashian

Snowy0Star
10-08-2013, 03:21 PM
^That's Kim Kardashian

wow i feel dumb now lol

Procrasturbator
10-09-2013, 12:56 PM
Ahahahaha oh my god. YKYACGW a cop guesses that you're a fucking camgirl. 10 minutes ago:

"Where do you work?"
"Uh, I'm an independent contractor. Online."
"What exactly do you do?"
"Uh *how-do-i-put-this expression*"
"Webcam stuff?"
"... Yeah?"
"Independent contractor, online, usually means webcam girl."

...

Shit, guys, they're onto us. Do we break the law that much? Good lord.

(I'm sure being home alone in the middle of the day in full hooker makeup had nothing to do with it.)

Katie Desire
10-09-2013, 01:03 PM
Can't stop adding to this! We should write a book. How 'bout this one: you know you're a camgirl when you go to WalMart and see plenty of gals and wonder--by they way they're dressed/made up/shoes--if they are about to go on cam. Or, surprisingly often, you go to the same places and think, Holy Cow, I'd never wear that on cam (clothes/shoes/make-up) unless I was stripping down in prvt or excl!

VictoriaChaos
10-12-2013, 05:46 AM
Saw this ad on fetlife and it disgusted me.

"Two bedroom, fully furnished apartment in Ann Arbor, Michigan available to kinky or kink-friendly females.

Phone-sex and webcam girls, escorts, call-girls, prostitutes ( or wanna-be's ) are encouraged to reply.
I'll even handle all your 'bookings' and drive you to and from your clients for security."



You know you're a cam girl when you can smell a creeper a mile away.
Oh and this ad was completely serious.

Glasses
10-13-2013, 02:50 AM
when I realize there is no superb prize for me on the gastro competition. I have this wonderful, perfect, world changing recipe I get excited to enter but then their fine print says: by entering the competition you agree with blablablablablabla using your photo, personal information (including name, birth, address, telephone) blablablablablabla during the campaign, the competition blablablablablaba website, issues, third parties blablablablablabal unlimited time blablabla

*sigh*

No competiton for me. I obviously don't want this. Probably they wouldn't want my face to win either if they knew. Meh. Fuck it, I will just buy up the prizes.

Snowy0Star
10-13-2013, 04:31 AM
u know u spend too much time on mfc/cb when u type :insertcode in the chat on stripperweb and wonder why a picture isnt popping up in the chat box.

VictoriaChaos
10-13-2013, 06:24 AM
So a month ago, I posted about this lovely gentlemen.



A very lonely friend of the guy I live with came over and showed me a picture of this chick his buddy had sent him on his phone. He said she had a tattoo and it happened to be of his last name so for whatever reason that made them a perfect match. I was thinking it was going to be a clothed pic.
So he shows it to me and the chick is completely naked. Beautiful tattoos, gorgeous girl. My first thought, cam model. The lighting, the way she was posing. Wherever his buddy got the photo, she sure didn't send it out intending on meeting a man (if she sent it out at all).
I felt bad, he actually thought he had a chance.

Thought I would add, he doesn't have a computer so he would have no idea she was a cam model.
Not even sure if he knews they exist. He's an odd guy but well intentions.


Well I had another encounter with him and it just made me remember how much I love my job and the block button.

So he comes over and I ask him to just smoke one bowl with me, that's it. I was under the impression he would get the hint and leave right afterward. My bff had been sick for awhile and I prefer to smoke with someone if possible (sharing is caring!). So we finish the bowl and he starts talking about tattoo and piercings. First he makes a joke which ends with my bff's dick in my mouth. He doesn't know we aren't a couple anymore so he didn't realize just how wrong that was but I let it slide. He continues on with all this talk about piercings, shows me his pierced nipple, mentions his prince Albert (whenever he gets the chance he just has to talk about it).

All while this is going on I am telling him I don't want to talk about this. It's making me uncomfortable but it's like he wasn't hearing me. Then he goes and says "Look up puff the magic dragon tattoo." I had a feeling knowing the kind of guy that he is and knowing that I had opened the door to talk about cocks, I figured it was going to be a dick. I said no, that's okay I really don't want to see a dick. (He doesn't know I cam and I would never want to tell him so it's not like I could just say dude I see dicks every fucking day, I'm sick of it.) Literally for five minutes I'm sitting here saying over and over, I really don't want to see a dick, if it's a dick I don't want to see it.

It's like I wasn't speaking English or something. A few minutes later, he looks up from his phone and says "Well I can't find it but basically it's of this guys shaft and his balls are stretched down and it almost looks like shorts but it's all completely tattooed." He then starts talking about suspension and how he would like to try it but he doesn't think he could handle the pain.

Now let me just say, I am very very interested in that kind of stuff. I live an alternative lifestyle and I have no problem talking about kink to people when I feel comfortable with them but this dude. Hell no.

I left the room. In my own fucking house, I had to leave the room because he wouldn't take the hint that I did not want to talk about any of that stuff with him. I can't be mean to him, he is a very good customer for my friend but seriously? All I wanted was to smoke a bowl and it turned into this whole thing where afterwards all I wanted to do was shower in boiling hot water and run a fucking mile.

You know you're a cam girl when all you want is a little magic button in real life that could block all the fucktards.