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MissEgo
02-22-2011, 11:46 AM
Really?? Damn. Okay, well, my cheese guy was revolutions2 on MFC, if you ladies want a heads up.

BuffyFlame
02-22-2011, 11:53 AM
The guy said that its a , Girls will do anything for cash , Type website, Im not sure yet what one, he wont tell me

bun
02-22-2011, 11:57 AM
How stupid. I'd like to know a guy who woudln't put cheese on himself for over a dollar a minute.

Dancing Days
02-22-2011, 12:41 PM
...you get paid good money for the most RIDICULOUS shit that you would do for free only 2 years ago.

Arialandre
02-22-2011, 01:39 PM
^ I know right? "can I see your shoes?" no pay me. " Will u blow me a kiss?" no pay me. "will u take a deep breath for me?" no fucker I will hold my breath until u pay me, lol.

SexiCal
02-23-2011, 04:21 AM
.....

MissEgo
02-23-2011, 11:23 AM
You know you're a camgirl when...
Everyone who doesn't know you cam thinks you're the laziest person EVER.
What'd you do today? umm... nothing.
Why are you always on your computer? umm... I dunno.
When are you going to get a job? umm... soon. :P

Arialandre
02-23-2011, 02:13 PM
Haha I told my mom that I do online customer service for a dating site. Which I WAS doing for my hourly pay site (the guys thought I was a real girl on a dating site). So she knows loopholes what I do. I could tell her the truth but it just doesn't feel like the time. I say "affiliate marketing" a lot now so ppl don't think I sponge if my man.

MissEgo
02-23-2011, 02:45 PM
Awesome haha I like that.

The other day I went grocery shopping with my mom, and I saw a girl I used to work with (before I discovered camming lol). She asked if I was in school, I said nope. She asked where I was working, I said I'm not right now. She made an "ugh" sort of face, and said "so... still living at home mooching off mom?" My mom laughed and said yes! I said "Yeah, living a life of luxury - no work, no school. Plus, it's better than still working at X." (she still works there.) I was so g.d. pissed off!! And then right after she walked away, my mom says "Oh, can you get this?" So I ended up paying for like $300 worth of her groceries! grr..

Arialandre
02-23-2011, 03:36 PM
Yup, moochin off your mom by paying her $300 grocery bill. What a lazy chick u are, for shame!

Sunbeams
02-23-2011, 11:47 PM
Awesome haha I like that.

The other day I went grocery shopping with my mom, and I saw a girl I used to work with (before I discovered camming lol). She asked if I was in school, I said nope. She asked where I was working, I said I'm not right now. She made an "ugh" sort of face, and said "so... still living at home mooching off mom?" My mom laughed and said yes! I said "Yeah, living a life of luxury - no work, no school. Plus, it's better than still working at X." (she still works there.) I was so g.d. pissed off!! And then right after she walked away, my mom says "Oh, can you get this?" So I ended up paying for like $300 worth of her groceries! grr..

First of all, what a bitch. She's just jealous and I'm glad you rubbed it in her face. Second of all, I can't believe your mom said "yes" to the mooching comment and then made you pay for all the groceries! The least she could've done was defend you.

bun
02-24-2011, 07:50 PM
http://www.theamazingjane.com/random/youracamgirl.jpg

misselise07
02-24-2011, 08:03 PM
You know you are a cam girl when you get paid a large sum of money to eat a ton of food for some weirdo that has a feeder fetish or whatever it is called then later when you are throwing up all the food you just ate so you don't get fat and think hmmm I could get paid a lot of money for puking right now. HA

IsobelWren
02-26-2011, 08:47 PM
...even when you're doing mundane shit like doing the laundry or cooking meals for the week you think, "I should take my pants off and turn on the cam because SOMEONE has a fetish for this and will pay to watch me do it."

(did this the other day and made 50$ while doing my hand-washable laundry while topless)

IsobelWren
02-26-2011, 08:49 PM
...someone at a bar or a layabout in your neighborhood catcalls you or makes a request that would normally be inappropriate and the first reply in your mind is, "Sure baby, in a private show!" or "Totally, for a tip of..." before you realize that -given where you are- said request is inappropriate and should be met with a frown.

lolamaxx
02-27-2011, 12:09 AM
When you can sit in another girls room for hours without the intention of getting off

ShellyConnors
02-27-2011, 02:42 AM
hahahah !!! lol that's so me. I have to look up the weather on the internet just to answer the question: So what's how cold is it where you are? lol

Haha when you don't know the weather where you live because you haven't left home, but you DO know the weather in the state you *say* you live in just to sound for real. lol

ShellyConnors
02-27-2011, 02:48 AM
The guy said that its a , Girls will do anything for cash , Type website, Im not sure yet what one, he wont tell me

Ugh that is so wrong and slightly manipulative in itself. Like why half ass tell you something? What an asshole. Grr... I'm sorry Buffy. :(

ShellyConnors
02-27-2011, 02:52 AM
When you actually become comfortable with using, understand the meaning of, and actually consider "bb", a real word

missmagnolia
02-27-2011, 08:03 AM
When you touch something that usually you keep around while camming, but not necessarily for camming (remote control, pack of cigs, lighter, pen, notebook...) and say: "uuuuuuuuuugh... it has lube all over it..."

Your cam lens' and computer screen are full of finger prints caused by dried lube also...

ShellyConnors
02-27-2011, 08:28 AM
When you start having dreams of "yellow screens"...

Spinnerette
02-27-2011, 09:07 AM
- When your shared desktop (with a gamer, no less) is full of icons and 75% of them are cam-related

- When all but two of your "hot button" bookmarks at the top of your browser are cam sites

- When you stop giving a damn about the fact that your neighbors could totally see you strutting around your living room naked if they looked up because screw it, they've probably heard you orgasm anyway. *shrug*

cherriebomb
02-27-2011, 09:34 AM
The other day I went grocery shopping with my mom, and I saw a girl I used to work with (before I discovered camming lol). She asked if I was in school, I said nope. She asked where I was working, I said I'm not right now. She made an "ugh" sort of face, and said "so... still living at home mooching off mom?" My mom laughed and said yes! I said "Yeah, living a life of luxury - no work, no school. Plus, it's better than still working at X." (she still works there.) I was so g.d. pissed off!! And then right after she walked away, my mom says "Oh, can you get this?" So I ended up paying for like $300 worth of her groceries! grr..

You're mom sounds EXACTLY like mine and the best thing I ever did was move out 6 years ago with my boyfriend. Im so much happier and my mom and I actually have a better relationship now. Have you signed your lease yet? ;)

Also to add to this thread so Im not totally off topic, this is more of a Mygirlfund revelation but....When you respond to a text message a friend sent you and get pissed when you dont see your fund increase by .65

MissEgo
02-27-2011, 09:53 AM
Have you signed your lease yet? ;)

Also to add to this thread so Im not totally off topic, this is more of a Mygirlfund revelation but....When you respond to a text message a friend sent you and get pissed when you dont see your fund increase by .65

Yes :D signed it yesterday. We can start moving things in after we do the pre-move-in inspection :D

OMG about the mgf thing, I totally hate that! Especially if it's a long or particularly raunchy message. :(

cherriebomb
02-27-2011, 10:01 AM
Yay!!! You're gonna love it :)

Haha,I was actually talking about a real text message on my phone that my friend sent me. I had MGF open on my laptop but I was replying to my friend on my phone and after I sent it, I refreshed my fund and expected it to go up. Then I was like...oh wait a minute, lol.

MissEgo
02-27-2011, 11:39 AM
LOL priceless. That's fantastic, lol

SexiCal
02-27-2011, 11:52 AM
When everyone on campus looks at you like you are some kind of diva because you go to class with perfectly curled hair and flawless makeup...because you know as soon as you get of class you are rushing home to pull a 6-hour shift. :)

sexandgrammar
02-27-2011, 04:37 PM
When you're able to justify dropping $200 at Frederick's by chalking it up to good-old-fashioned "Research and Development."

When your biggest worry while deep-throating a seven-inch silicone cock, upside down, over the edge of the bed, is whether or not your fake lashes are going to come off in the spit that's dripping down your face.

When trips to Home Depot get you wet. Heavy chain & silky rope by the yard? Yes, please.

shannonkristin
02-27-2011, 11:43 PM
Taking your child to preschool in false eyelashes, stripper makeup, sex hair... and skin that glistens with body oil... at 9 am, because youve been camming through the night.

living in your pjs untill 7pm and doing it all over again.

LexiLuvsU
02-28-2011, 02:47 AM
You hook up with a guy and have full confidence you are the most sexually advanced girl he's ever been with and you're the best he'll ever have...and when he thinks something's kinky....you laugh inside because it's not that kinky to you ;)

Ms.Lacey
02-28-2011, 04:15 AM
You meet a guy and this happens:
Him: what do you do for a living?
Me: I do "sales" on the internet.
Him: What do you sale?
Me: Pussy...
Him: LOL No for real what do you sale???
Me: *Shrugs Shoulders*
(I tried to be honest)

shannonkristin
02-28-2011, 08:37 AM
You hook up with a guy and have full confidence you are the most sexually advanced girl he's ever been with and you're the best he'll ever have...and when he thinks something's kinky....you laugh inside because it's not that kinky to you ;)

out dirtytalking any guy in bed with full confidence and not even a blush or giggle...

TheBrownFox
02-28-2011, 08:57 AM
When "bb" has nothing to do with a gun...haha!


Sorry if someone already said this. I haven't read the entire thread yet.

Dancing Days
02-28-2011, 09:36 AM
...That awkward moment on the phone with your grandma when she asks how work is going (and your paranoia kicks in).

You desperately want to say "Fantastic! I made $500 in 2 hours last night and nobody called me a fat whore!"

Instead you opt for "Good! I just got a raise!"

TheBrownFox
02-28-2011, 09:41 AM
...That awkward moment on the phone with your grandma when she asks how work is going (and your paranoia kicks in).

You desperately want to say "Fantastic! I made $500 in 2 hours last night and nobody called me a fat whore!"

Instead you opt for "Good! I just got a raise!"


OMG, that is HILARIOUS!!! ;D

misselise07
02-28-2011, 04:43 PM
When you go to Nordstroms to get fitted for a bra and they say "Don't worry people don't check out your breasts etc they will see a nice fitted shirt etc..." Then when they question when you say you want to show a lot of cleavage and you make up some excuse when really you are thinking I AM A CAM WHORE OF COURSE I WANT GUYS TO BE ABLE TO NOTICE MY HUGE TITS OR MY TITS!!!!!

MissEgo
02-28-2011, 06:29 PM
When you've memorized the file size limit for uploading files to AT LEAST five "adult sites"

^Ever notice how none of them are the same?? UGH. haha

MsJess
02-28-2011, 06:37 PM
ughh! when your back and your legs hurt like you have hit the gym for 4 hours straight and you come out of the room and start saying "all my body hurts" and your parents reply " but you haven't done anything the whole day" ... if they only knew lol::)

cherriebomb
03-02-2011, 06:50 AM
When you think everyone is a camgirl....Lately Ive been out running errands, see a cute girl and think "I wonder how much she makes a night?"

MistyRose
03-02-2011, 06:59 AM
When your daily make up routine includes applying foundation to your ass to make sure it looks perfect on cam.

Wait...maybe that's just me? And did I just write about powdering my tushy on a public forum? :O

cherriebomb
03-02-2011, 07:10 AM
When your daily make up routine includes applying foundation to your ass to make sure it looks perfect on cam.


Bahahaha! Do not feel bad. I have pretty good skin but once in a while I do get some butt blemishes ;) You can bet I will be applying concealer!

I used to have my nipples pierced for 4 years and took them out a few months ago because they never healed properly in my opinion. Now I have some scarring around my nipples that I bothers me so I use foundation and concealer on my bewbs as well :P

MissEgo
03-02-2011, 07:43 AM
When it's much more efficient to apply makeup using your webcam, instead of a mirror.

OBVIOUSLY not signed in, but just turning on your cam so you can see yourself, and doing it that way. I've done that so many times lol It's much easier to make sure things will look good!

IsobelWren
03-02-2011, 12:39 PM
wait...maybe that's just me? And did i just write about powdering my tushy on a public forum? :o

roflol

MissEgo
03-03-2011, 11:01 PM
When you find a site / forum / etc. and are checking out pictures... and you see an avatar / picture of someone's ASS and go "hey! I know her! That's ____!" and then think omg, I recognize her because of her ass?

SamanthaSugar
03-04-2011, 12:27 AM
When you're on a date and you start to feel that you're date isn't complementing you enough.
(I think I've become a compliment junkie)

When you take a break from camming and run to the store and start to wonder why none of these guys are giving you a second look where just 15 min ago guys were telling you that you're the next best thing to sliced bread and are willing to pay 5.99 a minute to see you're naked ass.

Fuck this job is starting to make me a head case lol

cherriebomb
03-04-2011, 07:05 AM
I really hope this thread never dies! I swear its the highlight of my morning to read it , as sad as that is lol. You are all hilarious! Its such a shame that some guys only want ass, pussy, tits bb. They are missing out on all the killer personalities you guys have :)

shannonkristin
03-04-2011, 11:56 AM
if ever getting insulted... the first thing i think of is... well... I bet you don't make 200.00 an hour. This business can make you into a bitch... not even on purpose. After a while you develop such a low tolerance to ignorance even the slightest things get people the middle finger these days.


you read stripper web first thing in the morning, when this time last year it was the news...


people that have insulted me (men, how ironic) saying "I bet your mom and dad would be proud" well infact... if you care to see hop on over to ***** but you'll have to pay x dollars to chat with him per minute.... this shuts them up pretty quickly. when i told my dad about my current occupation a year ago, hehehe he was totally supportive and totally looked into doing it himself. hahahahaha!

IsobelWren
03-04-2011, 08:29 PM
...you realize that you used to pick out black panties to hide the stains when you were pre/post period spotting. You still do, but you also now pick out black dildos too.

"U into interracial now bb?"
[Yeah, black dicks don't show my period blood!...I mean] "Oh yeah! I just love big black cock!"

sexandgrammar
03-08-2011, 09:16 AM
... you have a whole dresser drawer devoted to corsets.

... you keep stained shirts to cut off of yourself (seriously, that shit looks SO. COOL. on cam!)

... you own more lace than a shoe store.

(bad pun, sorry, need more coffee)

MissEgo
03-13-2011, 07:37 PM
You read "$1 per min." and think there's no way you'd do a private show for that little!