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Procrasturbator
10-13-2013, 11:30 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you've been smoking for almost eight years but you get dizzy from doing a smoking clip. 8+ french inhales in a row will fuck you up.
JuniperGold
10-15-2013, 06:41 AM
When you're constantly cleaning little drops of baby oil from your last show off the floor so that you don't slip while you're stripping and dancing on cam.
I need to put a carpet or something there...
EphemeronXOXO
10-15-2013, 05:56 PM
.....you randomly start to use lipstick even if you talk to a real life friend on skype:)
ksage13
10-16-2013, 07:51 AM
-You buy jewelry and accessories from the dollar store... "They'll never know!" Muahaha
-You run to your bedroom (or cam room) before someone comes over to make sure there's no toys or evidence laying around.
-Go out with a full face of makeup and yoga pants/hoodie in the morning or middle of the day because you either just finished working or have gotten ready to.
-Friends are constantly asking where you work now.
-When you meet new people you wonder if they know (paranoia).
Procrasturbator
10-16-2013, 07:58 AM
^ Oh yeah. YKYACGW you get super lenient about "keeping up appearances" at work because you know they can't see anything anyway.
Oil spots on your sheets? Can't see 'em.
Cakey makeup? Looks flawless.
Haven't shaved in 3 days? Put some lotion on and forget about it.
Also: YKYACGW you can't go to bed because you're glued to your C4S traffic stats.
I'll go to bed when something sells. Something has to sell soon. It's science.
EDIT: YAY OMG I SOLD MY FIRST CLIP WHILE I WAS WRITING THAT!!! :D
PinkGeisha
10-16-2013, 10:21 PM
OMG, you girls are hilarious. So I just finished a shift, and this is what just happened to me...
You know you're a camgirl when, your OCPD EVERYTHING-HAS-TO-BE-PERFECT-AND-USED-IN-ORDER ass looks for a makeup remover wipe, and you realize you have 4 different makeup remover wipe packages, in 4 different brands, each one already opened, and all partially used.
Oh, you've also figured out how to cam while on your period. XP
caramelcraze
10-17-2013, 04:22 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you are in the middle of some menial task (in this case, it was washing my hands) and realize there is probably a fetish for it on c4s... I instantly was pissed I didn't record it and sad they didn't have a "hand washing" specific fetish when I did look. :'(
Snowy0Star
10-17-2013, 05:19 PM
today i was in Walmart in the customer service line to cash a check i got from a site i closed my account and got cashed out on . along the wall that leads to the stock room theres a board that was honoring SPH (scans per hour) even tho i knew it wasn't what i was thinking - Small Penus Humor/Humiliation , it was the FIRST thing that poped into my head
Procrasturbator
10-18-2013, 12:35 AM
^ Haha, I have the same thing with my phone... its model name is SPH-12345 or something, which pops up whenever it's connected to my computer and never fails to make me smile. I love my phone, I love SPH, it's fate. :')
PinkGeisha
10-18-2013, 07:04 PM
The tags you've brainstormed, debated, and asked your custies to tag you with last night MOTHER LOVIN' FINALLY show up under your "tags" when you check SM... 16 hours later....!!!!
Lady Mondegreen
10-19-2013, 07:07 AM
You know you're a camgirl when cleaning coconut oil and female ejaculate off the floor is at least a twice-daily occurrence.
You know you're a camgirl when you're doing twice as many laundry loads as you used to- entirely from all the sheets, towels, and panties you're going through.
You know you're a camgirl when you realize need to go buy more clothespins so that you can hang all those towels (the ones you used to mop up ejaculate and coconut oil) outside to dry and still have enough left over to do clothespin pain play.
Procrasturbator
10-19-2013, 10:15 AM
YKYACGW Payoneer being down for maintenance for a few hours makes your blood pressure skyrocket and you actually feel sort of betrayed on a personal level.
How are people supposed to give me money?!
caramelDip
10-19-2013, 11:54 AM
.....when you keep a robe nearby in case someone comes knocking on your door.
One day i couldnt find my robe and my sister was banging on my door (it was important)....so i was talking to her through the crack because I had on fishnets, no top and no underwear. She paused and said "what are you doing??" lmaooo oh nothing ;)
Snowy0Star
10-20-2013, 03:06 AM
I just got done on CB and during my shift a gray came into my room and typed "spank honey" in my chat so i was being sarcastic and said "what? how do i spank honey? put honey on my ass and spank it?" then i thought to myself said out loud "that would be a great clip idea - let me go wright that down" so i go off cam to the other side of the living room and wright it down on my clip ideas list.
Procrasturbator
10-20-2013, 03:42 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you're watching/editing footage of yourself and every time you see yourself walk away from the camera or do anything you don't remember doing you get all creeped out and paranoid like it's Marble Hornets II.
Also why I don't think I'll be recording any sleep voyeur shows, yeesh.
SecretCrush
10-20-2013, 08:18 AM
When you normally go to bed in full makeup so you can wake up bright and early and just get right into it it. Well all night while I was sleeping I really wanted to rub my eyes but didnt because I didnt want to rub my lashes off. Woke up this morning and completely forgot I took all this ish off before bed last night so I could start fresh today. gah! Spent the entire night sleeping like a mummy for nothing.
AmethystLily
10-20-2013, 11:15 AM
-When you changed outfits a lot during the week, but have barely worn any of them long enough to need washing. Your panties, on the other hand...
-You have to shut your window when you "work," lest someone's children hear you say things like, "I can't wait to stick this in my vagina!"
-Your curtains are closed during the day for roughly the same reason.
Jinja
10-20-2013, 12:22 PM
When you spend 45 minutes trying to light your asshole for a clip. That shit is hard!
Procrasturbator
10-20-2013, 12:56 PM
^ When you read this and think she's lighting her asshole. Like, on fire. And you barely raise an eyebrow.
lilynne
10-20-2013, 07:36 PM
Yeah. Um, btw. If anyone can tell me what VS Broadcasting is I would really appreciate it. I signed up to a few sights one day and don't remember what this one is. They keep sending me emails. Lol.
I know this is an old post but had to reply, VS broadcasting emails me a lot too...
Snowy0Star
10-20-2013, 07:39 PM
I know this is an old post but had to reply, VS broadcasting emails me a lot too...
its another cam site they send me emails almost daily about finishing signing up and stuff and the site isnt that good. i have them put in my spam folder now so i dont see them anymore unless im looking in my spam for something and i notice there's like 5 of them in there. obvi ur doing something wrong if u need to harass prospective models on a daily basis to finish signing up and work for u .
PinkGeisha
10-20-2013, 11:26 PM
Oh, it's too cold right now and the coconut oil hardened? 3 AM and no lube at home? Noooooooo problem, just put the glass jar right here next to my laptop's warm exhaust fan, BAM, 10 minutes later, liquidifying coconut lube! :)
justanothercamgirl
10-21-2013, 04:56 PM
Oh, it's too cold right now and the coconut oil hardened? 3 AM and no lube at home? Noooooooo problem, just put the glass jar right here next to my laptop's warm exhaust fan, BAM, 10 minutes later, liquidifying coconut lube! :)
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ChainsawWhore
10-21-2013, 06:32 PM
...You spend time thinking about what color dildo works best for your skin tone.
PinkGeisha
10-22-2013, 01:44 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL, oh JAC, that gif cracked me up so hard... :) I guess this is why I love being a camgirl with you ladies. Cheers!!!!! :)
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Glasses
10-22-2013, 03:12 PM
@Alysha
vs is video secrets/flirt4free. I have mixed feelings about it. I don't like the %, I don't like the prices, and it's not busy. But when there is a show, then usually it is long, and they often want talking only.. Maybe if I put in more efforts?
But I hardly hear big success stories, mostly what I hear about it is being dead, slow, not worth it. So I don't really bother anymore. I don't like to split, and I rather spend my time on sites, where there is always something going on. Waiting and waiting and hoping for a looong show to happen is killing me. It literally makes me depressed. That's why I used to lower my prices back to the middle of the scale. I raised them a looot and I made the same money, with less efforts, but I had to wait more. And I always felt rejected because of that, and it killed my mood.
PinkGeisha
10-23-2013, 12:59 AM
When a CERTAIN SOMEBODY in General Chat posts a link to some random girl's SM stream, and the rest of us girls go to the random girl's room and we all watch her and comment in SW general chat on the way she's running her GS countdown, what she says, what can be seen in the background, and her personality... all in total seriousness. Really.
VictoriaChaos
10-24-2013, 08:10 AM
When you get more excited about the lighting section of a store than the clothes section.
Timor
10-24-2013, 08:34 PM
When you're telling your camgirl roomie about a guy you like, and the "ohmygodHE'STHEBEST" moment is when he agrees to sign a model release.
PinkGeisha
10-25-2013, 10:40 AM
YKYACGW you're figuring out how to tape a thumbtack inside your clothes to pop balloons, and realized you lost the duct tape and you get irrationally pissed. lol.
And then I realized that ALL the tape in my apartment was missing. wtf.
OMG, I'm scared shitless to do that... well, I'm just not fond of balloon popping in general, even though I know the "looners" are a HUGE fetish category... I'm totally gonna have to work up to it. XP
Also, YKYACGW:
1) You wake up, wanna shower, and the FIRST thing you think of is, "Oh! I should do a shower gold show!" and then proceed to refuse to shower till you set everything up for a shower gold show.
2) You get excited because instead of making the usual $10 doing your sleep voyeur show, you made close to $20 last night! Score!
3) You talk in depth with a custie online about the different types of coconut oil you currently have in your room (Three jars, all different Walmart brands!), he suggests you try his brand (Trader Joes), and then you two go in depth regarding how he uses it for cooking, and you use it for EVERYTHING, hair, body, lube.
4) When someone in your room asks you if you gag, the first thing you do is ask the girls on SW so you can refer them to your customer. However, once the custie goes to the new girl, we all come to realize in SW General Chat that the dumbass custie didn't want the girl to just "gag" on a cock, he wanted a show where the girl would vomit all over herself from deep throating.
5) When shit like #4 happens, and (besides getting annoyed), the only thing we can think of is, "Geez, dumbass, know what you want, CLEARLY COMMUNICATE IT TO ME, and go watch two girls and a cup, you dipshit." cause he just now wasted your time...
ChainsawWhore
10-25-2013, 11:00 AM
...you're searching for jeweled butt plugs on amazon & a webcam comes up as an item others have bought with the plug; seems normal to you. Actually you're probably a cam girl if you're searching for jeweled butt plugs anyway.
audritwo
10-25-2013, 11:23 AM
...you're searching for jeweled butt plugs on amazon & a webcam comes up as an item others have bought with the plug; seems normal to you. Actually you're probably a cam girl if you're searching for jeweled butt plugs anyway.
errrrday
Graceface
10-25-2013, 12:07 PM
When something awesome, funny, and infuriating happens at work and the first thing you do is run over here to post about it.
My normie friends, just don't understand me the way you guys do... ;)
RaeRae
10-25-2013, 05:25 PM
When even thinking of a pan of brownies, you try not to throw up. (Tried to eat a whole pan in one sitting for a feeder clip. Not recommended for the faint of heart if you haven't built up the eating endurance. Which despite being a bbw who loves her food so very much, I have not done so.)
Procrasturbator
10-25-2013, 05:56 PM
^ When you start seriously brainstorming ways to get paid to eat.
Is there some kind of skinny chick feeder fetish? "Mmmm this cobbler is sooo fattening bb, I'll be popping out of my jeans in no time!" Dream job right there.
Snowy0Star
10-25-2013, 07:16 PM
^ When you start seriously brainstorming ways to get paid to eat.
Is there some kind of skinny chick feeder fetish? "Mmmm this cobbler is sooo fattening bb, I'll be popping out of my jeans in no time!" Dream job right there.
yes u dont have to be a bbw to find guys with a food/eating fetish . theres a fetish for everything - there are some guys who enjoy watching a slender woman eat but it is more common with the bbw crowd
willwork4shoes
10-26-2013, 03:02 AM
when you realize you spent more than 1 hour reading this thread and giggling :P when your dog acts like he hasn't seen you in ages when you open the bedroom door after 8 hours :D when you know everything there is to know about ....lightbulbs :D
AmethystLily
10-26-2013, 04:50 PM
- When your roommate asks you to do the dishes while she's at work, and you immediately think, "That can be part of my show!"
-When you make sure to set an alarm so that she doesn't come home during your broadcast and violate the Terms of Service.
justanothercamgirl
10-29-2013, 05:32 PM
You know you are a camgirl when it seems like every time you run out of something in your household you are always replacing it with coconut oil since you always have that!
Shit out of shaving cream........I'll just use coconut oil.
Fuck! Out of makeup remover.......I'll just use coconut oil.
Goddamnit! No conditioner?.........I'll just use coconut oil
Argh, out of olive oil..........ad nauseam ;)
Snowy0Star
10-29-2013, 06:33 PM
^ what will u do when the coconut oil runs out ? lol
PinkGeisha
10-30-2013, 05:15 AM
The other day, my vanilla friend came to my room and asked me what the prominent little package of wet baby wipes were for, since I have no kids. Without missing a beat, I smiled and casually replied, "Oh, I use those to clean around my room, you know, wipe up the dust from my desk and stuff."
You know you are a camgirl when it seems like every time you run out of something in your household you are always replacing it with coconut oil since you always have that!
Shit out of shaving cream........I'll just use coconut oil.
Fuck! Out of makeup remover.......I'll just use coconut oil.
Goddamnit! No conditioner?.........I'll just use coconut oil
Argh, out of olive oil..........ad nauseam ;)
AND YES, JAC, OMG, I have 3 jars of coconut oil, and I use it for EVERYTHING, hair conditioner, body lotion, lube, carrier oil! <3 <3 <3 I feel like I'm running low though, time to go find more different brands to try! :)
PinkGeisha
11-01-2013, 04:02 AM
lol. Good one- I usually say that they're my makeup removing wipes- cheaper than the actual makeup removing wipes. And sometimes I even use them to remove makeup. :P
I know you can totally use them to remove makeup (and yes, good call on it being cheaper! definitely!) but I still feel weird putting something that's meant for wiping up poo to use on my face instead... I don't know, is it just me?!?! XP I've actually tried it once, and it worked pretty damn well, actually....
ACTUALLY, I realize, ever since I started camming indie this time, and perving on all these damn SW threads (and yes, SW is SO my new Facebook!), I've been trying SO MANY new and different things thanks to all the wonderful comments that you ladies leave on these threads... thank you all so much!!!!! <3 <3 <3
PinkGeisha
11-04-2013, 09:43 PM
Oh, gas is $3.50/gal now!?!?! Honeybadger don't know or care, I work from home now, beyatch! :)
AmethystLily
11-04-2013, 09:51 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you develop a habit of "narrating" things for the sake of your viewers.
PinkGeisha
11-05-2013, 05:40 AM
This morning in SW General Chat:
Lady Mondegreen: I'm FREEEEEEEEEEE from DP!!!!
Me: Congrats!!!!
::pause::
Me: Like, just finished a long ass show on..... Double Penetration?!?!?!?!
When the 1st thing you think of when you see DP is NOT "Daily Pay", but rather Double Penetration. XP
scarlettbelle
11-05-2013, 05:54 AM
Oh, gas is $3.50/gal now!?!?! Honeybadger don't know or care, I work from home now, beyatch! :)
OMG YES. I fill up my car about once a month now, tops. Of course, this also means I've turned in to a hermit.
caramelDip
11-06-2013, 03:16 PM
*family member/friend calls you*
family member/friend: hey, what are you doing
Me: getting dressed ::)
family member/friend: getting dressed for what? where are you going? /:O
Me: ummmm (damnit) :-\ nothing! im not going anywhere! i just like to get ready...just in case. ttyl! :-\
Im getting "dressed" to shake my ass on cam! mwahahahahahahahaha!!
------*singing* why u all in my grill.......can u pay my bills??------
SavannahLynnn
11-06-2013, 04:11 PM
You know you're a camgirl when.... You take more care grooming your landing strip than your eyebrows.
audritwo
11-07-2013, 09:46 AM
When you realize your biggest customer has all of your videos you offer and he bought a little more. You call your ex asking if they can send you any privates videos that they have on their phone.
IsobelWren
11-07-2013, 06:21 PM
YKYACGW you start seeing someone new and you think about sending a sexy pic just to be a tease. Almost immediately you discard this idea for boring/unoriginal because, "Enh. It's nothing he couldn't already see online anyway."