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IsobelWren
11-07-2013, 06:47 PM
Not sure how to phrase this in a "you know" context so I'll just tell the story b/c I'm sure y'all get it.

Been busy w/school and been having lady problems besides (not really one for camming on my period unless I haaaaveee to), so I haven't gotten on cam in something like a month. I've got maybe one more week to go of working double hours at my internship and two papers due every week, so I'm starting to look forward to getting back on cam, worrying that my placement has dropped, worrying about how I'll have to work three times as many hours to get my bills met and my savings back up. My jar of coconut oil is full. I realize the reason my laundry basket has looked a bit strange lately is that the laundry inside isn't 70% bra and panty sets.

....and then I realize that I haven't been intimately acquainted with my crotch in like, weeks! I don't know every single last detail of discharge and ingrown hairs and pubic hair growth. I don't remember the last time I waxed. I don't remember the last time I masturbated. Holy shit, I didn't even realize that it's not vaguely sore all the time. It's probably finally had a chance to heal from all the abuse I put it through camming 30 hours a week. I wash it in the shower, but that's just to stay clean, I don't remember the last time I actually LOOKED at it!

As I marvel at this, I am awed, thinking, "This must be the relationship that NORMAL women have with their genitals!"

(Of course I immediately had to pull down my pants and look at it. A. The neglect is visible. It's not looking super maintained and pretty right now. B. Since I was just pulling down my pants in normal lighting, not spread eagle under studio lights, I felt like I wasn't *actually* looking at it. I was half-assed looking at it, not giving it the frank admiration it deserved.)

VictoriaChaos
11-08-2013, 09:32 AM
As I marvel at this, I am awed, thinking, "This must be the relationship that NORMAL women have with their genitals!

Isobel, I love you more then you will ever know. You just made my day!

SweetJulia
11-08-2013, 09:54 AM
Isobel, I love you more then you will ever know. You just made my day!
When you see that post and get jealous of Victoria's perfect bone structure and sad because your face and head are huge and you could never pull off the pulled back or short hair she has-couldn't tell which-because of your super sized, candy-apple head lol.

Snowy0Star
11-08-2013, 10:04 AM
when every friday around 11am EST u start compulsively checking ur email for ur notification u got paid from streammate.com via payoneer prepaid debit card

PinkGeisha
11-08-2013, 12:38 PM
YKYACGW you look back at your useless piece of shit college degree and realize that thee most relevant class you took your whole entire close-to-a-decade in college was probably your Lighting Class with that shitty temperamental PMSing professor that hated your guts, because you are now schooled in the fine art of lumen counts, how to light yourself up perfectly, position your lights, incandescent lighting, LEDs, halogens, electricity, power strips, and (most importantly) how to save money while you're transforming your trashed regular girl's room into THEE PURRFECT-ULTIMATE indie camgirl's room to work out of.

Glamourmilf
11-09-2013, 08:07 AM
When every guy You see in Your elevator seems like someone you've had cam to cam with, and when he catches You staring, you have to look away, because he thinks you're flirting. (I live in a bldg with over 1500 people, so it happens daily). Then I wonder why he is going out on a weekend night, and not staying home to buy a show from me.

ashleexsapphire
11-10-2013, 07:30 PM
When you've had so much practice taking selfies, they rival photographer quality.

AmethystLily
11-11-2013, 12:58 AM
It's kind of gross, but...

When you're sitting on the toilet, constipated, pushing with all you've got, and wondering how much people would charge to watch that.

Procrasturbator
11-13-2013, 12:18 AM
When you're getting ready and suddenly get the hiccups... then rush through everything so you can record it and they disappear right before you turn your cam on. You, of course, are completely crushed.

PinkGeisha
11-13-2013, 01:37 AM
1) You realize you're cleaning and transforming your "regular girly room" into THEE "ultimate camgirl room"; and it excites the shit out of you.
2) Meeting another camgirl off SW in real life is like "ERRRMAHGAWD, YOU'RE REAL!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
3) You only clean the parts of your room that will be shown on cam.
4) No one but other SW camgirls understand your "#camgirlproblems".

Jade62013
11-13-2013, 02:36 AM
...when you catch yourself practicing your O face and your moaning sounds in the mirror

Procrasturbator
11-13-2013, 04:01 AM
When you have to blast the AC at 3 AM in the middle of November to try to counteract the heat from all the damn lights... and it's still hot.

sophiesecrets
11-13-2013, 08:09 AM
I know this is an old post but had to reply, VS broadcasting emails me a lot too...

SAME!!!

TattooedBBW
11-13-2013, 05:00 PM
Omg...so I work from home for another job I do for training at a company, and on my break I went on SM to cam, catch a cpl privates on my lunch etc...then I came back to my class and one of the learners were asking me what was my most painful piercing since they saw a pic of me recently (its all in a virtual classroom so I teach over a mic and in an adobe classroom) and since I was in cam mode from the short cam session on my break I said in my most sultry voice "my clit piercing".....everyone was like WHAT????? It JUST happened...I almost died....you know you're a cam girl when....fuckkkkkkkk Im mortified

islandsoutherngirl
11-13-2013, 05:08 PM
Omg...so I work from home for another job I do for training at a company, and on my break I went on SM to cam, catch a cpl privates on my lunch etc...then I came back to my class and one of the learners were asking me what was my most painful piercing since they saw a pic of me recently (its all in a virtual classroom so I teach over a mic and in an adobe classroom) and since I was in cam mode from the short cam session on my break I said in my most sultry voice "my clit piercing".....everyone was like WHAT????? It JUST happened...I almost died....you know you're a cam girl when....fuckkkkkkkk Im mortified


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious! Thanks for making my drink come out my nose...ewwww lol

PinkGeisha
11-13-2013, 06:29 PM
...when you catch yourself practicing your O face and your moaning sounds in the mirror

^ You read that shit, and then automatically look into your adobe encoder that's already running from your C920 cause you're prepping to go on cam, and practice your "O" face with a soft sultry moan thrown in for good measure. Then, you do a double take and realize that the way you make your "O" face gives you a SHIT TONNE of wrinkles all over your forehead, and you think to yourself. "I don't think "18 year olds" should have that many forehead wrinkles..."

NerdyBBW
11-13-2013, 09:55 PM
When you dont clean up completely from an oil show, and then your boyfriend is caressing your ass and suddenly asks "babe? whats this?" to the oil still trapped under one cheek.
>_>

Rina
11-13-2013, 10:28 PM
When you run into a friend who knows what you do and she suggest you go out and this is the convo:
Friend: We should really get together.
Me:Yeah, I need to get out I'm like a hermit.
Friend: *raised brow*
Me: A sexy hermit . . .
Friend: *laughs* Then offers full access to her vintage shoe collection for clips and photo shoots.

islandsoutherngirl
11-13-2013, 11:05 PM
When you dont clean up completely from an oil show, and then your boyfriend is caressing your ass and suddenly asks "babe? whats this?" to the oil still trapped under one cheek.
>_>

Or (in my case)..."Hon why do you smell like baby oil...you never use baby oil"

RaeRae
11-14-2013, 06:49 AM
When you get pissed off because you drank five cups of coffee and four cups of water to prep for a pee clip, and it ended up not even being long enough to be able to be put up on clips4sale. God damn medication making me so dehydrated.

AmethystLily
11-16-2013, 01:40 AM
When people come to inspect your apartment, and after letting them in, you have an "oh shit!" moment when you realize you left out, not just one, but three of your cock-shaped sex toys.

breezzzy
11-16-2013, 10:00 AM
you wonder if the girl you just met would be up for doing a show with you

always trying to get the lighting perfect in whatever room you're in
before you purchase something take a second thought and ask yourself if you can claim this on your taxes

PinkGeisha
11-17-2013, 02:15 AM
You're SO EXCITED that it's shark week... you can finally try out those natural sea sponges you bought off Jade and Pearl!!!! YAY!!!! <3

Lady Mondegreen
11-17-2013, 06:13 AM
When people come to inspect your apartment, and after letting them in, you have an "oh shit!" moment when you realize you left out, not just one, but three of your cock-shaped sex toys.

...that kind of shit happened to me on a regular basis for years before I became a camgirl.

Clearly, this was destiny.

Glamourmilf
11-17-2013, 08:19 AM
When You meet a new guy/(or in my case, guys), he asks You out, gets number, then never calls to actually follow through with the date-(did he see me on cam?)

audritwo
11-17-2013, 10:38 AM
You are out to lunch with a friend who is curious about camming and you start telling them about the wild shows you've had.

not noticing the family that is trying to enjoy their burritos. Until after you leave, and you see their horrified faces.

LoraDoll
11-17-2013, 12:45 PM
when i have some kind of attrocity in real life, with ppl, they just dont bother me... i wont take shit anymore from others.
I just get what i want, smile, and walk toward. :*
When something like this happens, i usually know i m a camgirl.

Browneyes
11-20-2013, 05:19 PM
when....when u get paid for farting and watching weirdos eating their own shit....this day was literally ...shit...

JoJoX
11-20-2013, 07:12 PM
When you buy special lingerie for your SO and you have a hard time not getting on cam with it on and keeping it for his/her eyes only because you look so freakin hot in it!

Blovely
11-22-2013, 05:56 AM
You know your a Camgirl when... your ex calls you saying "I was over at my friends. He was watching booty shaking videos on Youtube and other tube sites. Tell me why a video of you comes up and I had to sit there while he was saying how; hot you were, you had a big ass, and he'd lick the box (pussy). I couldn't even say anything (I never met that friend nor did he tell his friend that he dated a camgirl). Do you know how hard that was? I wanted to curse him out.".

He goes "Why didn't you tell me you had videos up?...I could've at least prepared myself. How come I never got to see that video and how come I never saw you in that outfit before?".

I go "It was a preview/teaser video. I wasn't aware that I had to show you every video that I ever made. An I just got that outfit a couple of months ago.".

Yoooooo I about died from laughter by the time the conversation was over.

PinkGeisha
11-22-2013, 10:46 AM
You have camgirl crushes on other camgirls on SW.

luvnrockets
11-22-2013, 11:10 AM
When the termite insurance inspector (who unfortunately sets off my gaydar) sees a bedroom full of bondage furniture, an office full of porn mags I'm organizing to sell, and then a guest bedroom full of dildos and lamps. Wish he'd take a show instead of a check for $200

Procrasturbator
11-22-2013, 11:19 AM
When you can't sleep so you're surfing the Internet and you catch yourself thinking "Bleccccchhhh... I'm so bored. Someone should send me money."

Nocturnelle
11-22-2013, 11:48 AM
You start measuring stuff in dick size.

My boyfriend was trying to determine the size of a pan, I said about ten inches because well... It looked the length of a ten inch dick. :p

buxxxom
11-22-2013, 08:30 PM
You have nightmares related to your camscore. I dreamt that I fell alseep with my cam on away and woke up and my camscore was 32!!! -___-

audritwo
11-22-2013, 09:46 PM
It's been 3 weeks since you last shaved your legs, and the only reason why you are shaving is because you can now see them on cam.

audritwo
11-22-2013, 09:47 PM
When the termite insurance inspector (who unfortunately sets off my gaydar) sees a bedroom full of bondage furniture, an office full of porn mags I'm organizing to sell, and then a guest bedroom full of dildos and lamps. Wish he'd take a show instead of a check for $200

Haha yeahhh that happened to me last month. He was incredibly uncomfortable. I would of put away most of my dildos if my partner told me in advance. *lesigh

MissMorvahna
11-23-2013, 12:07 AM
When someone comes over and you have to hide all of your dildos, vibrators, and other camming items.

Glamourmilf
11-23-2013, 06:03 AM
When you run into Your favorite, friendly, maintenance guy for the bldg., and he comments on not having seen you in a while. I start to think, "My, where has the time gone? I'm so busy with 3 jobs that I guess I'm really not here much to be seen". I'm not a hermit anymore, so.. Hmmm.:eye:

CourtneyRaine
11-27-2013, 02:17 AM
You know you're a cam girl *who is spoiled by being able to cash out daily* when this becomes the story of your life:

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agygn3x_460s_v2.jpg

No? Is that just me, then?

AmethystLily
11-27-2013, 03:15 AM
-When you refuse to use your favourite toy to get off until you're ready to make clips.
-When you feel like you're pouring money down the drain when you do it the way you did before you discovered vibrators.
-After a good fuck by your s/o, you lie there, considering whether or not to ask them to take a few pictures for you to sell.
-You seriously regret not having asked them.

Lady Mondegreen
11-27-2013, 05:15 AM
It rains on laundry day, so you hang up all your delicates on the mic boom/light stand. And then realize how convenient a place that is- so easy to put away afterwards!
35573

showdom
11-27-2013, 05:46 AM
when your guy friends says your butt looks nice in a pair of jeans . And you respond I can show you a lot more than my cute butt in private.

VictoriaChaos
11-27-2013, 07:22 AM
YKYAC when you have this awkward conversation with your chatty and nosey cab driver.

Him: So where do you work?
Me: Um, online. In uhh, sales? Yeah, online sales.
Him: What do you sell?
Me: Uhh, umm *long pause* I sell ... Vacations. Like vacation packages. Online.
Him: How did you get the job? Do you know someone?
Me: I went to college for uh ... Traveling. And foreign language. *pause* And I found the job through my friend. She works for American Airlines. (Lol, wtf? I give way too much unnecessary information when I feel pressured or nervous).

Then he goes on and on about how he can't afford a vacation.

And I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a degree in "travel and foreign language" lol.

I hate the follow up questions.
I was coming back from the UK and just landed. I handed the dude my passport and of course;

Him: How was your trip?

Me: Actually got sent right back so not good.

Him: I'm sorry to hear that, what is it you do?

Me: Ummm....I'm a model.

Him: Oh that's nice. What agency do you work for?

Me: *Are you fucking serious?* Umm...I work for myself. I employ myself. ( I almost said streamate but decided not to)

He accepts that and I go through.

The next officer;

Him: So what is it you do?

I decide to just be honest because I've been asked this question I don't know how many times and am not in the mood to make anything up.

Me: I'm a cam model.

Him: So you model clothes?

Me: No, I'm a web cam model...Like onli-

Him: I understand....*Looks down slightly embarrassed* Well, it is 2013.

Me: Pays my bills...

At that moment he's going through my bag and pulls out my black glass rose butt plug. AWKWARD.

Seriously, if people are going to act all embarrassed and like a fucking child when I tell them, why do they ask?
If I say I'm a model they ALWAYS have follow up questions.
If I say I'm a cam model it' like Oh...Sorry I asked. Like I don't give a fuck if you know but don't ask if you're going to be a child about the answer.

Fallenangel2904
11-27-2013, 09:24 AM
^That's the reason I lie honestly lol. Society isn't okay with hearing the truth, even if they ask...they don't want to know.

I take 'What do you do' kind of like the question 'How are you?' no one wants the truth. Its just to make conversation. If we were to say 'Oh I'm horrible actually, I have a stack of bills, my boyfriend is a jerk who doesn't appreciate me and my car broke down last week and I have to pay 2 grand to fix it!' I think most people wouldn't know how to react lol.

Much better and easier to say what is politically correct in those instances- for me anyway.

sophiesecrets
11-27-2013, 09:35 AM
YKYAC when you have this awkward conversation with your chatty and nosey cab driver.

Him: So where do you work?
Me: Um, online. In uhh, sales? Yeah, online sales.
Him: What do you sell?
Me: Uhh, umm *long pause* I sell ... Vacations. Like vacation packages. Online.

HAHA thats my bit, except i say i sell comix and collectibles online...

Procrasturbator
11-27-2013, 10:04 AM
No one believes me anymore when I say what I do. Maybe it's due to my location but when I say I work at home or do online customer service they're like "So you're a hooker? Oh, just online then? But you sell pussy." I go the route of deny, deny, deny but it's not very effective anymore. What is it about me that screams "sex worker"??

Anyway, YKYACGW you dream about getting bad reviews. D:

laurielegs
11-27-2013, 12:34 PM
You know you're a cam girl *who is spoiled by being able to cash out daily* when this becomes the story of your life:

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agygn3x_460s_v2.jpg

No? Is that just me, then?

OMG Courtney, that is soo me!


I'm trying to do better though, having some success with the Chrome progress bar timer:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/progress-bar-timer/lmnlbapfmmoaehepmgbkgfcgpddlhbko

I find if i set it for say, 500 or 1000 and count down toward my goal rather than up it works best for me. It's actually fun zapping that progress bar down as I get closer and closer to my goal. I love having a visual of how I'm doing for the week.

and thanks so much to Euaici for posting about the progress bar in the 'Helpful Sites for Camgirls' thread!

Snowy0Star
11-27-2013, 12:37 PM
^ thax for posting the link lazy camgurl i r =^Y^=

IvyRose
11-27-2013, 01:30 PM
When you are bouncing a little up and down your feet to make your breasts jiggle, just randomly, everywhere, when you are bored *not even noticing it untill you are doing this for some minutes allready*

When you slide down youre panty very elegantly, with fingers inside and thumbs outside the sides of the panty... when just going to the tiolet

When being very nice and smiley to every douchbag that speaks to you- outside in the real world-, because youre only thoughts are about making sales (the very nice and smiley attitude is so not me)

When you sometimes have to hold back when having real sex with youre partner, in between shifts, because you are scared of getting hurt down there and not being able to work as good as normally