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IvyRose
11-27-2013, 01:32 PM
when you are getting addicted to camgirls yourself because of starting out watching them for noobylessons and liking this way to much

Graceface
12-01-2013, 05:13 AM
When you've washed chocolate frosting out of your butthole.

Vlodina
12-06-2013, 05:09 AM
When you get asked what you want for Christmas and all you can think is... dildos?

caramelcraze
12-06-2013, 07:16 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you're making a yawning clip and while editing it, you understand why no one does them regularly... You literally yawn every time you watch yourself yawn while snipping the clip! What a pain in the rear!

JuniperGold
12-07-2013, 08:58 PM
When you have to wipe lotion from your computer screen and you've trained yourself to smile at visitors who would normally make you cringe.

LilyAnderson
12-07-2013, 09:16 PM
you know you're a camgirl when you start actually believing you work at mcdonalds while lying to your parents about your job.

JGB2009
12-07-2013, 09:31 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you think your candy crush score is your cam rating.

CummingCouple
12-07-2013, 11:29 PM
YKYAC when you have this awkward conversation with your chatty and nosey cab driver.

Him: So where do you work?
Me: Um, online. In uhh, sales? Yeah, online sales.
Him: What do you sell?
Me: Uhh, umm *long pause* I sell ... Vacations. Like vacation packages. Online.
Him: How did you get the job? Do you know someone?
Me: I went to college for uh ... Traveling. And foreign language. *pause* And I found the job through my friend. She works for American Airlines. (Lol, wtf? I give way too much unnecessary information when I feel pressured or nervous).

Then he goes on and on about how he can't afford a vacation.

And I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a degree in "travel and foreign language" lol.


There is in Thailand! It's cabin crew and they have to do tourism and learn English which takes foreign language classes. It's a weird job, but It's a "real job"

AmethystLily
12-08-2013, 04:35 AM
you know you're a camgirl when you start actually believing you work at mcdonalds while lying to your parents about your job.

I've started telling people that I help someone sell things on eBay. Believable because I really did do that while I was married and before I started school.

willwork4shoes
12-10-2013, 04:32 AM
when your husband tells you ,you were starting to strip in your sleep (FUCKKKKKKK)

Snowy0Star
12-10-2013, 10:47 AM
when ur candy cane dildo starts to become ur favorite because u realize the curve makes a lovely little handle of sorts

justanothercamgirl
12-12-2013, 02:19 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you find yourself cleaning off a gob of coconut oil from the lens of your webcam after a private with your recently discarded underwear all while muttering to yourself, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Anything but the camera!"

Sabihah
12-12-2013, 05:43 PM
When you're packing up for a two-month working excursion and have to dedicate half of your luggage space to lingerie/clubbing clothes/cam equipment/sex toys.

When a thorough cleaning of your room involves finding four or five items of clothing that somehow managed to land under the bed or between the furniture and the wall after having been flung off in random directions.

When your cam score is nearly as important to you as your credit score.

justanothercamgirl
12-13-2013, 09:08 AM
You know you are are a camgirl when you find yourself secretly wondering if Ronald McDonald was actually created as a secret ploy to attract men to the restaurant when you see yourself in the mirror in full makeup and notice that you have more than a striking resemblance to him. :O

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vanity6girl
12-14-2013, 01:58 AM
---when you live in the apartment...... and the sweet old lady downstairs asks you what that moaning noise is that she always hears late at night.....and then asks is your boyfriend home..haha..... (me having loud orgasms during webcam show multiple times...for many, many nights)

gosh i was soooooo embarrassed:-[

VictoriaChaos
12-14-2013, 07:20 AM
I went to the credit union yesterday to cash my streamate check.

Her: Is this going to be a regular check coming in from now on? We have you down as a student and if you decide to use the ATM to cash your check, it'll have a hold put on it.

Me: Ummm....Yeah, I guess this will come in regularly.

Her: Okay, what's your job title for the company?

Me: I'm an independent contractor. They don't technically employ me.

Her: How about vender? Can we call you that?

She smiled at me so I knew she had to have gone home and looked up streamate because when I first started coming there, she had no idea what it was.

AWKWARD. And vender? What the fuck? Yeah, okay sure. Just call me a smut vender I guess....

PinkGeisha
12-15-2013, 05:26 AM
Today, I had a little high-school aged girl try to start shit with me because we share some vanilla life "duties" together.

Oh, are you trying to troll? BITCH, TROLL HARDER, this isn't even entry level trolling for the fucking asshats I get on Streamate!!!! RAWR. =]

VictoriaChaos
12-17-2013, 07:14 AM
More words added to my cell phone dictionary.

Streamate, Chaturbate and MyFreecams

Fuck you auto correct, they're real words dammnit!

SweetJulia
12-17-2013, 06:40 PM
---when you live in the apartment...... and the sweet old lady downstairs asks you what that moaning noise is that she always hears late at night.....and then asks is your boyfriend home..haha..... (me having loud orgasms during webcam show multiple times...for many, many nights)gosh i was soooooo embarrassed:-[

I had that. So I started throwing in loud bullwhips, electrocution sounds, and the occasional barnyard animal-all computer simulated, of course. Now....my neighbors are too scared to ask.

BellaK
12-18-2013, 12:43 AM
a run to the adultstore for new toys becomes a place to network

audritwo
12-18-2013, 11:12 AM
You stop shaving you legs for the winter so you can have some extra warmth when you are scantily clad.

Neonsugar
12-20-2013, 01:40 AM
When you can go from full nude to completely clothed in under 30 seconds. Thanks streammate.

Camigirl
12-20-2013, 10:13 AM
Upon meeting a new neighbor, my room mate says my name is BlondBangs. Really this happened, I did not even make the connection myself! BlondBangs is not really a "normal" name. The neighbor asked what country I was from, then we made the name connection. I have gone through a real name change in the past 3 years through the courts, it's so confusing, I lost myself. LMAO. I don't care, it was funny. But... I could have killed him later.
Shit.... so funny.

Busygirl
12-20-2013, 10:35 AM
When my nipples get calloused from rubbing them too much.

TiffanySweetz
12-20-2013, 07:51 PM
when your mouth is constantly dry because you used all your spit on your tits

apryll11
12-21-2013, 01:18 PM
when your mouth is constantly dry because you used all your spit on your tits

OMG, I honestly thought that was just me . Cam girl problems

apryll11
12-21-2013, 01:27 PM
When you have a placement nightmare.
" but I only took a 12 hour vacation from camming to feed my local homeless pigeons, now Im on page 248 O fucking no!!!!."

audritwo
12-21-2013, 02:23 PM
You have the latest fashions when it comes to your under garments. You haven't been shopping for actual clothing in 2 years and everything is out of date.

~Carmen~
12-21-2013, 06:32 PM
When you do finally go shopping for regular clothes but you find yourself trying to match cardigan sweaters to the colors of your camming bras :D

JackAlexander
12-22-2013, 02:18 PM
A custie in FC says you look like shit, you know he is just trying to see if you are up to making fun of him :-)

AmethystLily
12-22-2013, 03:26 PM
You hear a couple of notes that sound like the sound made when you get a tip, and your ears perk up, even though you're not even anywhere near your computer.

PinkGeisha
12-23-2013, 01:06 PM
I went to a Naughty Christmas White Elephant Gift Exchange last night for some vanilla friends (instead of working, UGH, I KNOW, right?!?!). This is the problem when you're a camgirl:

(My train of thought as I went to buy the naughty gift)
1) Went to the sex store, WHY AM I BUYING THIS SHIT?!?!? I should get a fucking custie to buy this shit for me...
2) I wonder if I should get a gaff mask...
3) Oh look! Riding crops... wait, will my vanilla friends understand what this is for....?!?!!
4) Let's go with something safe, like a fucking vibe or something... I wonder if other girls will be bringing vibes too...
5) Oh lookie, HITACHIs!!!!! Lets maybe get one of these.... XD
6) Why the fuck don't they have gaff masks here?!?! This bondage stuff at this store is too vanilla...
7) I need toy cleaner...
8 ) Oh lookie! Sutera vibes on sale!!!! $60 marked down to $19.95??!?! PLUS Sutera toy cleaner for half off with any purchase of $19.95 or more?!?!? FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
9) I need something for shark week. That's smooth, NO RIDGES, and nonporous/easy to clean for when my pussy is sore...
10) I wonder if my vanilla friends will like anal beads... or butt plugs... nah, better be safe, they probably have no clue what that shit is for anyways...
11) AHHHHH!!!! GLASS TOYS!!!! YESSSS!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
12) Thanks for being so helpful, girl that works at sex store... I bet you get all the fucking kinky shits that come here for sex toys, eh? Too bad, the crap you get is NOTHING compared to the shit I see n deal with err NIGHT I go online... heh heh heh...
13) Girl that works at sex store: "Wait, so WHAT do you do again...?!?!"

Muahahahahahaha <--- My evil laughter. XP

Went to the naughty white elephant gift exchange with my vanilla friends, FOR THE RECORD! My gift of the Waverly Sutera vibe and sex positions book was HANDS DOWN the best gift at the exchange! XD AND, I was right, THANK GOD I didn't bring an anal plug, or anal beads, or even a Hitachi. I mentioned that I almost bought a Hitachi after we all uncovered our presents, and everyone gave me the most confused looks like, what's that?!?! A guy said, "Hitachi makes power tools." UH, YEAH!!!!! OMG. YOU F*CKING VANILLA F*CKS!!!! GAHHHHH. Work with me here!!!!! Like, don't you guys watch porn or something!?!?! GAHHHHHH. GO ONLINE AND WATCH SOME HITACHI PORN, YOU DAMN VANILLA BASTARDIANS!!!!! EDUBUCATE YOURSELVES!!!! Gahhhh. Thank god I didn't buy the fucking anal beads or butt plug. Someone would have fainted for SURE. XP

PinkGeisha
12-23-2013, 04:08 PM
I rest my case.

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luscious sadie
12-23-2013, 09:43 PM
A custie in FC says you look like shit, you know he is just trying to see if you are up to making fun of him :-)

this is a really good point and I'm glad that you made it :D

JoJoX
12-24-2013, 01:37 AM
When you've been on TV!....But not exactly because you made it to Hollywood.....


(Streamate TV Gold Shows)

PinkGeisha
12-25-2013, 03:38 AM
When it's X'mas Eve, and you're on the DailyPay website trying to figure out how to move your solo SM account over to DP and keep everything intact...



When you've been on TV!....But not exactly because you made it to Hollywood.....


(Streamate TV Gold Shows)

PK, do you make money off SM TV Gold Shows?!?! I've been wanting to do TV, but I'm scared, I guess the same way I was scared to start doing SM when I first started under the studio... does TV bring in more custies? Can anyone let me know?

PinkGeisha
12-26-2013, 05:36 PM
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ORRRRRRRRR, I'm just a professional camgirl...

Snowy0Star
12-26-2013, 09:58 PM
i said this to another girl in chat today but i think only in the online sex work world is the line "log off and go fuck urself" helpful advice for a cranky PMSing worker .

justanothercamgirl
12-29-2013, 08:19 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you realized there is no point at all to trying to please a man since the only thing that really seems to please the primal caveman hunter that seems to be hiding inside every civilized man brain is the act of always asking for more then you are willing to give.

Sunnylexie
01-04-2014, 12:47 PM
...When you start recognizing sex toys without brands named. This is a Tantus O2 Cush. This is a BD Tentacle. This is a Vixskin Mustang: great choice, grats. And this is a Golden Triangle 6in Jelly Bender, cheap and also a comfortable size and shape, but the yucky jelly's gonna make your pussy burn; get it replaced with something safer, girl.

maryjaynexo
01-04-2014, 02:25 PM
GO ONLINE AND WATCH SOME HITACHI PORN, YOU DAMN VANILLA BASTARDIANS!!!!!

This was a hilariously well-written story.
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Procrasturbator
01-04-2014, 08:41 PM
When you finally find a pair of falsies too dramatic for you and it feels like your whole world view is crashing down.

IsobelWren
01-07-2014, 06:45 PM
...you work your first full cam shift in months, fully expecting that you're going to have some AMAZING shit to post in this thread (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-STUPID-annoying-shit-I-ve-heard-on-cam) by the end of the night.

Brushing your teeth after your shift you realize that not a SINGLE weird/fucked up/upsetting/super shitty thing happened to you in six hours on cam....

http://s0.thejournal.ie/media/2013/10/shock-gif.gif

...and then as you proofread the above statement it occurs to you to add to "weird/fucked up/upsetting/super shitty" the caveat, "more than usual"

apryll11
01-08-2014, 07:18 AM
When you finally realize what Tommy does for a living. Its not that he anit got no job, Tommy a cam model working in a Detroit studio. He was just trying to keep it a secret.

audritwo
01-13-2014, 07:30 PM
You know you are a cammodel when you buy didlos in bulk...


Doc Johnson discontinued my go to dildo that my dog ate (https://twitter.com/AudriTwo/status/421017512965578752/photo/1) and I just ordered an 8 pack of dildos off amazon.

justanothercamgirl
01-14-2014, 01:40 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you find that after spending years of your non-camming life being a people-pleaser your new personal motto when it now comes to life has become: Their entitlement IS NOT my problem.

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sheshe
01-15-2014, 08:34 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you can't help but feel nervous whenever somebody use your computer.

annikah
01-15-2014, 09:11 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you have convinced yourself that anyone that insults you on cam is just looking to provoke into unwittingly giving out a free humiliation show. And the thought of possibly giving them what they want for FREE trumps the anger management problem you've struggled with all of your life. Which is the type of self control that assault charges, school expulsion, and years of therapy never really taught you how to do.

redridinghood
01-15-2014, 03:58 PM
you know you're a camgirl when anyone out in the actual world begins a sentence or phrase with "open..." and you start to wince expecting something idiotic to follow.

BellaK
01-15-2014, 04:32 PM
Not everyone knows you cam, so you think hard about the, "Hows work?" question from certain people. -Like what "job" was I working last?? LOL I literally don't even believe my own answers....they're so lame.

Sometimes I think I'd just tell everyone, but then again , I doubt everyone tells me EVERYTHING about their lives. There's a ton of fluff out here. Ah well.