View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
sheshe
01-16-2014, 04:46 AM
When you can't help but think "I'm such a good script writer" every time you tell a fake story with your customers.
When you try to read your customer's personality with the way he talk.
xxtinamariexx
01-16-2014, 08:01 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you can't help but feel nervous whenever somebody use your computer.
or when you leave the house and can't remember if you locked your username on your computer,
turn around and go back home to double check if you did...and usually I have! One thing about windows 8, I am the administrator (locked account w password
. And the kids have their own name
redridinghood
01-16-2014, 08:15 PM
You know you're a camgirl when someone asks what you do for work who is looking for a job and your cover story gets them all interested and asking a million questions.
PinkGeisha
01-17-2014, 01:24 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you start calling your vanilla friends "bbs"... Le Sigh. XP
MellyMay
01-17-2014, 03:50 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you start calling your vanilla friends "bbs"... Le Sigh. XP
omg, you beat me to the post! agreed!
one of my besties was like, "What's bb? Like the brand [bebe]?"
lol.
Erin89
01-17-2014, 04:25 PM
When you take screen shots while youre camming to use as profile pics on facebook cause you look so damn good >_>
Staples
01-18-2014, 02:38 AM
You order baby wipes in builk and you don't have a baby
Actually I just ordered batteries, baby wipes, and baby oil in large quantities thanks to an amazon gift card form a custom video order... oh and an awesome new butt plug.
PinkGeisha
01-19-2014, 04:58 AM
So I was watching porn online (research, I SWEAR), and the ONLY thing I could think of when I saw LexiStar's clip was... "OMG!!!! Her eye shadow is SO NICE!!!!! I should try doing my eyes that way some time..."
Rhiiannon
01-19-2014, 08:08 AM
when you take screen shots while youre camming to use as profile pics on facebook cause you look so damn good >_>
lmfao i thought i was the only one!
hf487
01-19-2014, 08:21 AM
When u cant go a day without thinking about something cam related..... the job is never done!
Morrigan
01-19-2014, 08:35 AM
you know your a camgirl when you can write off new toys as business expenses and you can justify shoe shopping as part of necessary overhead
PinkGeisha
01-19-2014, 12:38 PM
You know the entire NFL Football schedule and work your cam schedule around it.
Did I mention, I'm so oblivious to sports, it took me a DECADE before I finally figured out that the tall black dude that lives next door was an NFL football player?!?!?
Timor
01-20-2014, 10:12 AM
You know you're a camgirl when your coworker friend who doesn't know you cam tells you 'look on facebook' and you have a momentary panic attack because you are as sure as fucking hell that you just got outed and they're bringing it to your attention. Nothing else, just 'look on facebook'.
Turns out she was just inviting me to an event. How to bring it to her attention that I'll beat the crap out of her if she does that to me again without outing myself....?
CurvyWinona
01-20-2014, 10:44 AM
^ SAME WITH ME. actually, two guys found me in popups and messaged me via facebook while i was on live. good times. NOT! but they are cool about it and keeping my secret. haha
setian
01-22-2014, 10:02 AM
When your new bf that doesn't know you cam thinks you're married and in an open relationship bc you won't let him in your house for fear that he will see your camroom/props/ question why you have a ton of pro level equipment and soundproof walls when you supposedly can't hook up your dvd player. Then upon telling him the truth "oh that's why you're makeup has been theatrical sometimes" when you are too tired to give a fuck or forget to wetwipe that shit before going in public.
Sunnylexie
01-22-2014, 05:09 PM
Apart from a bunch of sex toys and outfits, you own a blackboard and some stuffed animals (a cat, a donkey, and two angry bird plushes in my case). Sometimes it looks and feels like you're giving sex ed lessons to the intellectually challenged.
apryll11
01-22-2014, 05:17 PM
You are completely aware when guys are seeking attention or have an humiliation fetish in real life.
I promise when you dont give them the satisfaction of seeing you flip out and laugh off their bullshit, they do they same as in your room. Compliment/ apologize then leave.
Who knew cam girl stuff applies to real life situations.
Browneyes
01-23-2014, 12:04 PM
you know you are a cam girl when....http://i43.tinypic.com/28vrhjb.jpg
redridinghood
01-25-2014, 10:50 PM
..when you've told yourself in the mirror while inebriated (pick yer poison) "No I can't wear that with this on cam/tomakeclips; i'm going for a little bit of dark WITH a dab of fluffy - can't quite rock the completely unlit part of the stage."
and then wondered if you should've tried it anyway just to see the reaction?
Snowy0Star
01-26-2014, 11:30 AM
u know ur a camgirl when u wake up and 20 min later ur boyfreind comes home from work. just happened - he works the early shift on sundays and left the house at 3:30 this morning when i was working sm . and its around 1:30 pm now
Procrasturbator
01-28-2014, 09:03 PM
You know you're a lazy camgirl when you log in just to check your PMs, see one titled "schedule?" and bust up laughing IRL. (Poor guy has been trying to pin me down for 3 weeks now.)
VictoriaChaos
01-29-2014, 06:18 AM
You wax your bush and people are upset about it.
LadyC
01-29-2014, 07:18 AM
You know...
When you improvise for nipple clamps by using either clothes pins, bobby pins or whatever the hell else you can find. And the people in your room love it, heh.
WorthIt
01-29-2014, 08:25 AM
...when a large blind pimple and being close to your period means, fuck it, I'm not going to work.
JoJoX
01-30-2014, 12:03 AM
When you have a few slow days in a row and you think the world is ending and you consider other work options...and then it picks back up you feel like taking over the world.
MsAliT
02-01-2014, 05:19 PM
When you think about working a min. wage job and want to THROW UP!!!
Seven dollars an hour (Nevada)?!?!?!?!
KILL ME... Or I could go on cam and be in private for three minutes lol.
Snowy0Star
02-01-2014, 05:21 PM
^ and do it whenever u want to not when someone says ur allowed to the joys of being self employed
RaeRae
02-04-2014, 09:55 PM
When you've never gone through even one bottle of nail polish in a year before and now it's such a common occurrence you debate on setting aside money for a nail polish allowance.
Edit: When an extra monitor can make the money roll in for you. Once I added the 3rd monitor to mirror my main screen where I move any cam window once I'm in a private, everything seems so much easier. I can read text easily in any position (it's just off cam to to the side + is big so text appears larger for me), making me more responsive, especially in my ass worship sessions, leading to getting more 5 star ratings more often.
PinkGeisha
02-05-2014, 02:26 AM
When you've never gone through even one bottle of nail polish in a year before and now it's such a common occurrence you debate on setting aside money for a nail polish allowance.
Edit: When an extra monitor can make the money roll in for you. Once I added the 3rd monitor to mirror my main screen where I move any cam window once I'm in a private, everything seems so much easier. I can read text easily in any position (it's just off cam to to the side + is big so text appears larger for me), making me more responsive, especially in my ass worship sessions, leading to getting more 5 star ratings more often.
Woot! You go RaeRae!
When you have a few slow days in a row and you think the world is ending and you consider other work options...and then it picks back up you feel like taking over the world.
OMG, PK, I FEEL YOU!!!! I need to get off my ass though. XP
You know you're a lazy camgirl when you log in just to check your PMs, see one titled "schedule?" and bust up laughing IRL. (Poor guy has been trying to pin me down for 3 weeks now.)
And YES, Procrasturbator... my schedule is so bad right now, haven't cammed in over a week, I don't know how to cam anymore. XP
And... YKYACGW, in your vanilla life, the first thing you think of or accidentally say aloud when someone ticks you off now is, "You can suck my dick." It doesn't matter that as a female, I do not have a so called "dick". I have a BBC strap-on, and I'm not afraid to strap it on to shove down your throat... XP
caramelcraze
02-07-2014, 06:13 AM
You haven't purchased more than 3 items of outerwear in over a year and your closet looks pathetic/outdated... but your sex toy collection is up to date and extensive!
TattooedBBW
02-07-2014, 06:26 AM
You haven't purchased more than 3 items of outerwear in over a year and your closet looks pathetic/outdated... but your sex toy collection is up to date and extensive!
Hahaha this is totally me! My boyfriend felt the need to show his friend all my random dildos last night and his buddy was like WTFFFF I have so many different ones including one that looks like a squid tentacle hahah but nope, haven't bought any outerwear in a year+
maryjaynexo
02-08-2014, 08:23 AM
You lose your camera because you were half-asleep. This conversation happens with your roommate.
"Yeah I uh, found that (your camera) in the bathroom."
"Uh.... yeah, I was half-asleep and must have forgotten it in there."
"Well... it was pointed at the toilet. It was pretty weird."
*awkward silence* "Oh....ok." *gales of laughter*
(for the record, he knows what I do, just doesn't know that much detail about it.)
You're addicted to online lingerie shopping.
Morrigan
02-08-2014, 09:07 AM
You know your a cam girl when: doing your nails also includes peeling dried lube you missed out from the inside the nail
You can actually utter the phrase " yes, yes there actually IS such thing as too much lube"
You can say " yes, I only earned about 20 bucks an hour" and give it a negative spin
Lady Mondegreen
02-08-2014, 06:51 PM
As you sit there wearing an oil-soaked makeshift bra-and-panties set made of of plastic grocery bags, you wonder vaguely if this is a common enough fetish that you should be careful to NOT always bring logs of reusable bags to the grocery store.
Sabihah
02-08-2014, 10:12 PM
...when you're hiring someone to help clean the house, and you have to reject all of the sweet-sounding god-fearing old ladies because your entire bedroom is strewn with sex toys and covered in a thin layer of coconut oil.
caramelcraze
02-12-2014, 09:30 AM
When you're talking to a friend and they ask you how much your BA (bachelor of arts) cost and you instantly respond with how much the breast augmentation you're looking into will cost... Yeah, that just happened. oops.
RubyRapture
02-12-2014, 01:34 PM
You have a box of sex toys under your bed because you ran out of room in your nightstand.
You have a bottle of toy cleaner next to your hand soap in the bathroom.
Your boyfriend complains about all the coconut oil stains on the sheets.
You just made $20 for pretending that your feet smell bad. <-- I love feet guys! XD
CurvyWinona
02-12-2014, 07:13 PM
You think it is normal to see 50 cables laying around in the cam room.. while your hubby's face goes like D=
apryll11
02-12-2014, 09:06 PM
When the delightful smell of coconut oil reminds you of your dildo(s).
PinkGeisha
02-19-2014, 12:31 AM
YKYACGW: "DUDE, I made less than $50 an hour tonight. SO OFFENDED."
Doesn't matter that I never made ABOVE $20/hr at ANY vanilla job I've ever had...
Natalie0523
02-19-2014, 12:55 AM
…when you catch yourself in public about to start rubbing your boobs…omg lol
LoraDoll
02-19-2014, 02:57 AM
when i reached my daily goal, from midnight to 10-11 am... than i walk with my dog on the streets and see ppl who run somewhere, or work in the shops etc... And i feel: yes, i m done, im free, for the rest of the day. :D that feels good.
When i wake up , and feel calmness, i dont have to go/run to a workplace, i dont have boss... i m at home, and there s everything i need, to make a good living. So peacefull. :) Hmm. In my early years these things frustrated me so much, lol. I wanted to live like "the others"... a nice change, i guess.
safflower
02-19-2014, 03:13 AM
when you get really good at figuring out percentages in your head.
Morrigan
02-19-2014, 03:29 AM
when the list of all the items you bought for your DIY sex toys is likely to land you on some form of government watch list
VictoriaChaos
02-19-2014, 05:37 PM
I was at a gas station and I went inside to get a redbull. A woman was checking out at the counter but I didn't see her face.
I went to check out. Three people were behind the counter, a woman at the cash register, a man standing in the middle and a woman at the deli.
The woman at the register looks at the other two;
Cashier: "I don't mean to be rude or offend anyone or nothing but why's a woman got to have so much facial hair? Shouldn't you be shaving that?"
Deli: "Girl, you don't know why she got that facial hair. She could be growing it out for some reason."
The cashier begins to ring my drink up and I smile at them.
Me: "There's a fetish for that."
Both the women crack up laughing and the man behind looks at me with a puzzled looked.
Him: "And you would know that?"
I smile and wink at them.
Me: "You guys have a good day now."
Then I leave.
I love to keep people guessing.
Staples
02-22-2014, 02:08 PM
When you're standing in the kitchen talking to yourself out loud about what to have for lunch and you stop when you realize your using your "sexy camgirl voice"... That's not creepy at all.
What, am I the only one who talks to myself? :p
maryjaynexo
02-25-2014, 09:50 AM
I'm sure this has already been mentioned, but when you're instant messaging anyone, you get as impatient as if it's a freeloader. Mentally, I keep waiting for them to pay me. lmao.
Natalie0523
02-25-2014, 10:51 AM
Staples, I live alone and I "talk out loud" towards a nonexistent camera all the time. Sometimes in my sexy cam girl voice and sometimes in my regular voice. Or I'll make pretend I am getting interviewed and answer the questions out loud lol like wtfffff
Hey we have to prepare ourselves for stardom...I mean, ya never know right? lol ;)
..Natalie
caramelcraze
02-25-2014, 02:11 PM
I talk to myself and my dog all the time. She doesn't talk back so I like it.
You know you're a cam girl when you set up a voyeur cam so you can feel productive while watching battlestar galactica and eating pizza. As a bonus, you actually manage to make some money doing this.
Procrasturbator
02-25-2014, 03:29 PM
I'm sure this has already been mentioned, but when you're instant messaging anyone, you get as impatient as if it's a freeloader. Mentally, I keep waiting for them to pay me. lmao.
Ahhh this is me all the time. Or when my friend tried to get me into sugar daddy dating... hahaha nope, I lasted like one day. "Let's just message/talk on the phone for a few hours a day for a few weeks so I can get to know you first!" Omg. After "hi, how are you?" I start expecting my goddamn money.