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TattooedBBW
02-25-2014, 03:41 PM
I'm sure this has already been mentioned, but when you're instant messaging anyone, you get as impatient as if it's a freeloader. Mentally, I keep waiting for them to pay me. lmao.


Hahahaha I feel like this ALL of the time!!

ashley jane
02-25-2014, 03:49 PM
When you have to check every photo you share/send to make sure there's no dildos peeking out of the corners.

And the ones you approve, you think "Yah, that's good. No dildos in that one. Wait, let me triple-check.... Yah... that's approved" :P

My dildos are always hidden but I have a really nice picture of me that I want to share but I'm naked. The pictures only shoulders up but my family knows I can't do strapless in real life so they'd know I'm naked lol.

Procrasturbator
02-25-2014, 04:01 PM
Even though logically you know that it's just related to your number of posts, you're highly annoyed by the <5 stars under your SW username. Which one of you fuckers gave me a bad rating!? Oh wait...

IsobelWren
02-25-2014, 05:44 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you have convinced yourself that anyone that insults you on cam is just looking to provoke into unwittingly giving out a free humiliation show. And the thought of possibly giving them what they want for FREE trumps the anger management problem you've struggled with all of your life. Which is the type of self control that assault charges, school expulsion, and years of therapy never really taught you how to do.

Congrats for working out the anger issues though! That's a really tough row to hoe and I'm super impressed with you for doing it!


When you pick out clothes based on whether or not you can use them for both going out AND camming(saves money!!).

LOL, and probably makes your wardrobe MUCH more interesting!


You know you're a camgirl when you start calling your vanilla friends "bbs"... Le Sigh. XP

OMG. I want to do this ALL THE TIME! I have to constantly tell myself that my friends at school have no idea what I'd be talking about and wouldn't get the payoff even if I told them


Sometimes it looks and feels like you're giving sex ed lessons to the intellectually challenged.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LvuahcycI4M/Uqls3Ei0v7I/AAAAAAAAD9M/QG2hwoOuUf8/s1600/its+sad+but+true.gif

Also props for using the most up-to-date term and person-first language. :)

caramelcraze
02-26-2014, 08:02 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you have dreams that include token noises. Just had one with the CB "YEEEEHAW!" 1000tk+ noise. In the dream it went off 10 times at 2000tk a piece while I was doing a naked cooking show (which i've never done btw). I'm honestly almost in tears because I not only didn't randomly receive 20,000tks, but I also don't have the french toast I was making in the dream. :'(

Procrasturbator
02-26-2014, 08:08 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you have dreams that include token noises. Just had one with the CB "YEEEEHAW!" 1000tk+ noise. In the dream it went off 10 times at 2000tk a piece while I was doing a naked cooking show (which i've never done btw). I'm honestly almost in tears because I not only didn't randomly receive 20,000tks, but I also don't have the french toast I was making in the dream. :'(

That is a true tragedy. And this has nothing to do with camming but your post keeps making me alternately laugh like a maniac and get really quiet and sad because I once took home some of THE BEST FRENCH TOAST EVER but accidentally left it on top of my car and drove off. I still think about it. That french toast has been my white whale for like 2 years now and I just want to say that I feel your loss about as strongly as anyone ever could.

caramelcraze
02-26-2014, 08:33 AM
That is a true tragedy. And this has nothing to do with camming but your post keeps making me alternately laugh like a maniac and get really quiet and sad because I once took home some of THE BEST FRENCH TOAST EVER but accidentally left it on top of my car and drove off. I still think about it. That french toast has been my white whale for like 2 years now and I just want to say that I feel your loss about as strongly as anyone ever could.
I'm so sorry for your loss as well. I had the same manic laugh and simultaneous heart break response to your post. 2 years is a long time to consider that french toast's existence. It must have been utterly mind blowing. Can we just have a french toast party together and try to heal a bit? I feel like it would be therapeutic and delicious. Btw, I also appreciate your moby-dick reference. :)

Renton
03-02-2014, 07:53 PM
this is gross and embarassing and I can't believe I am admitting to this but

at some point I was so depressed that I wore the same panties for 3 days and my first thought wasn't "hey let's get clean ones", no, it was "maybe I should put these up for sale"......

Marina Starr
03-02-2014, 08:05 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/amazing-gif_zps42b0b2b9.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/amazing-gif_zps42b0b2b9.gif.html)

this is gross and embarassing and I can't believe I am admitting to this but

at some point I was so depressed that I wore the same panties for 3 days and my first thought wasn't "hey let's get clean ones", no, it was "maybe I should put these up for sale"......

PinkGeisha
03-04-2014, 01:15 AM
Totally normal err-day happenings...


http://efukt.com/21124_OOPZ,_LOST_TEH_DILDO.html

ladyjalyn
03-04-2014, 05:20 AM
When you go shopping, see something super cute and think to yourself: "I will only have to spend XXX amount of time in private to pay for this"

apryll11
03-04-2014, 08:44 AM
When marriage proposals annoy the fuck out of you.
Long are the days when you got excited by the thought, its now "O' great another one"

Magical_Hoohah
03-04-2014, 12:43 PM
... When you're on the phone and scrambling for a pen, but repeatedly grab lube launchers instead. This just happened to me.

MaeAnything
03-04-2014, 01:44 PM
Some of these might have been said before but *shrug*

You know you're a camgirl when you have lube residue everywhere! Hair, curtains, carpet, walls, doornobs, mouse, keyboard... Nothing is safe! You always wonder if carpets cleaner will even remove the junk when it's time to move.

You know you're a camgirl when you analyze every man that you see in public. Always wonder what his dirty little secret is.

You know you're a camgirl when you're out in public and some random dude keeps smiling at you or it just way too nice, and your first thought is "I bet this motherfucka saw my pussy".

PinkGeisha
03-05-2014, 01:38 AM
YKYACGW your camgirl name Twitter/Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/Skype has hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of followers/friend requests... your IRL one, has about 10...

chloemay
03-12-2014, 08:31 AM
When.. there is a torrential downpour and you are bummed to be uploading a huge file and thus unable to film yourself being rained on.

kittyangel
03-12-2014, 09:57 AM
Staples, I live alone and I "talk out loud" towards a nonexistent camera all the time. Sometimes in my sexy cam girl voice and sometimes in my regular voice. Or I'll make pretend I am getting interviewed and answer the questions out loud lol like wtfffff

Hey we have to prepare ourselves for stardom...I mean, ya never know right? lol ;)


..Natalie

I do this allllllllllllllllll the time omg

smaddy
03-12-2014, 04:21 PM
Spouse/Boyfriend edition:

When you husband asks to have sex and you instantly reply "That'll be 5.99 a minute."

You do webcam shows for your significant other on Skype in the other room.

You practice your SPH routine on your significant other, and they find it hilarious.

Your significant other gets annoyed when your on the computer and they ask what your doing and your watching other webcam girls... again.

anonymous camgirl
03-12-2014, 04:57 PM
Haha I actually turn down the radio in the car or even pause the TV to talk to myself if it's a really good conversation I wanna talk to myself about haha.. NO I am not crazy!.. I am just fricken alone all the time


When you're standing in the kitchen talking to yourself out loud about what to have for lunch and you stop when you realize your using your "sexy camgirl voice"... That's not creepy at all.

What, am I the only one who talks to myself? :p

Glamourmilf
03-13-2014, 09:16 AM
^^ This, a million times! I am always shocked when someone even says hello to me when I'm out running errands. Or I start looking for the ban button if some a..hole gets out of line with me. For instance, some big mouth beatch that lives in my building, announces to the entire elevator that "Oh. you have Your hair on!" WTF! can't I just go down to my mailbox in peace, with my wig on, then run back upstairs to my camming job c..t!
Oops, reality, versus fantasy.
I like fantasy world much more oftentimes.
Except when hot young guys flirt with me when I'm out. Then its all good!

maryjaynexo
03-13-2014, 11:23 AM
You had a nightmare last night about getting a chargeback on one of your videos. Lmaoooo

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-13-2014, 12:41 PM
You're set to move to a new city but instead of researching the culture and hotspots, you window shop online for new cam attire and backdrops.

Kaii
03-27-2014, 10:14 AM
you starting dreaming about doing shows

sweethips
03-28-2014, 08:03 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you have dreams that include token noises. Just had one with the CB "YEEEEHAW!" 1000tk+ noise. In the dream it went off 10 times at 2000tk a piece while I was doing a naked cooking show (which i've never done btw). I'm honestly almost in tears because I not only didn't randomly receive 20,000tks, but I also don't have the french toast I was making in the dream. :'(

Have you tried to recreate this dream? Maybe it was a premonition. ;)

kortneykay
03-28-2014, 08:16 AM
Skype is no longer used for social interactions with family or friends, but is used as a means of contacts for paying customers. You know when you hear that skype sound, that means $$$$$$$!

Procrasturbator
03-28-2014, 08:20 AM
I noticed I start doing the Skype "yeahhh" sound whenever I get a Payoneer load or CMD purchase confirmation lmao.

Sabihah
03-28-2014, 08:29 AM
When your friends are always wondering why you're super free 90% of the time, but disappear for days at a time at the end of every 2nd week.

sammii
03-28-2014, 01:49 PM
When your Iphone autocorrects misspelling "I love" to ImLive. I was mortified when I saw what I'd sent. Luckily it was someone who already knows I cam.

Issabelle
04-01-2014, 01:04 PM
I woke up this morning to a call from a sexting service owner I'd signed up for (not camming, but still). I was reminded quite suddenly of my reaction to my first ever cam show and I think it basically sums up the moment I knew adult work on the web was for me.

'I have discovered the internet. And they're paying me for it. I don't know why, but oh my god is this good.'

Rebootcamgirl
04-01-2014, 01:13 PM
A friend says(who knows nothing of your camming) "Nice toe nails, I like the polish." You instantly assume he has a foot fetish.-True story XD

caramelcraze
04-01-2014, 01:34 PM
The first time you sleep with a guy and it's great, all you can think is "I should be recording this." or "I hope I'm not being recorded." or "we could make so many beautiful cam shows together." oh well...

Kaii
04-01-2014, 05:29 PM
you start looking at people and thinking what kind of kink are they into.

Magical_Hoohah
04-01-2014, 05:46 PM
You wonder if maybe you should do a deep conditioning treatment on your landing strip. (Anyone tried it? Was it worthwhile?)

LolaBohemia
04-01-2014, 06:04 PM
you see someone doing something odd or some strange event occurs and you just think "this would totally sell on clips4sale"

"Dude record that shit..."

chloemay
04-01-2014, 06:34 PM
Double post

chloemay
04-01-2014, 06:35 PM
Nice Spring weather = window unexpectedly open = wondering if your neighbor heard you yelling,

"Suck the cum out of my hairy pussy while I fuck your face with my foot!!"

edit: I just realized that wouldn't even be possible but the guy seemed to like it :-p

anoncamgirl
04-02-2014, 11:17 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you prefer taking baths every day because taking showers messes up your hair and you've already spent six hours on it.

Ahhh, the curse of having a jewfro.

TransdimensionalPrincess
04-02-2014, 02:58 PM
You wonder if maybe you should do a deep conditioning treatment on your landing strip. (Anyone tried it? Was it worthwhile?)

I've done it, and it makes my bush so soft and more manageable. I sometimes style it with coconut oil but put the oil on when the shower is running and wet, it drys nice and perfect.

Renton
04-02-2014, 03:19 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you prefer taking baths every day because taking showers messes up your hair and you've already spent six hours on it.

Ahhh, the curse of having a jewfro.

that's why my shower cap is my best friend <3 I look like an idiot, but at least I don't have to do my hair all over again (takes 10 hours until it's dry. OH THE JOY)

caramelcraze
04-03-2014, 12:44 AM
YKYACG when you change your profile pic and ask the b/f's opinion and he says "Babe, I would always click on you"... and you consider that to be the sweetest compliment, although not an actual "opinion". lol.

awwwww... That is so sweet!!!!

you know you're a cam girl when you get gassy and instantly think "MONEY BABY"

whiteheat
04-03-2014, 04:56 AM
when you use your softboxes as regular lighting / decor at your place

audritwo
04-03-2014, 09:01 AM
You wonder if maybe you should do a deep conditioning treatment on your landing strip. (Anyone tried it? Was it worthwhile?)

I deep condition my bush. It makes it softer looking in the light. It also feels a lot better! Not itchy or anything :D

apryll11
04-03-2014, 10:04 AM
I deep condition my bush. It makes it softer looking in the light. It also feels a lot better! Not itchy or anything :D

I use to deep condition but only when I coloered or bleached the hair. Spilt end, breakage and baldspots is not what you want on your pussy.

Busygirl
04-03-2014, 05:35 PM
Split ends on pussy hair :D i'm rolling on the floor here :)
I use to deep condition but only when I coloered or bleached the hair. Spilt end, breakage and baldspots is not what you want on your pussy.

caramelcraze
04-04-2014, 03:25 PM
when this makes you laugh hysterically

http://totalsororitymove.com/the-male-version-of-selfie-is-perhaps-the-funniest-thing-weve-seen-all-week/

lmfao!!!!!! "I'm like the Edward Scissorhands of pubes!" :rotfl:

Kaii
04-08-2014, 02:29 AM
when you start being a banhammer yourself when you kinda starting camming like *I'll have patience, I'll have patience ohmmm*

justanothercamgirl
04-08-2014, 05:03 AM
YKYACG when you change your profile pic and ask the b/f's opinion and he says "Babe, I would always click on you"... and you consider that to be the sweetest compliment, although not an actual "opinion". lol.

You know you are a camgirl when you read caitir comment and you honestly and genuinely sigh to yourself saying, "Awe, I am so happy she has such a great guy in her life."

http://media0.giphy.com/media/gTNSX6N7vcKOY/giphy.gif

justanothercamgirl
04-08-2014, 05:05 AM
when you start being a banhammer yourself when you kinda starting camming like *I'll have patience, I'll have patience ohmmm*

My own personal mantra ends up sounding like, "Open Zen, bb. You gotta be Zen." ;)

justanothercamgirl
04-08-2014, 05:12 AM
You know you are a camgirl when if someone told you that you could deep condition your bush in your pre-camming days you'd be all:
http://media.giphy.com/media/Ws8ykN7O0he1i/giphy.gif

But now that you are a camgirl all you can think is:
http://media.giphy.com/media/GRZwvJtQBkdVe/giphy.gif

Rhiiannon
04-08-2014, 05:35 AM
When you accidentally send a nude Snapchat to one of your (male) friends when it was intended for your nude Snapchat subscribers...