View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
SophiaSylvan
04-08-2014, 07:14 AM
When you order some cool shit from Amazon, and it comes from China with explicit details on the outside for customs: "Sexy Babe Lingerie Leather Bra Spike Titties" and "Red Rose Big Buttplug 2x" and you're not mortified, you just giggle and take a picture.
SophiaSylvan
04-08-2014, 07:25 AM
...You spend time thinking about what color dildo works best for your skin tone.
Have dildos, buttplugs etc. to match all of your outfits and spend time laying them out on a towel first. Hubby actually suggested when I wear red, blue dildos would look much more striking. Love having a girlie man.
SophiaSylvan
04-08-2014, 08:07 AM
When you're getting ready and suddenly get the hiccups... then rush through everything so you can record it and they disappear right before you turn your cam on. You, of course, are completely crushed. That totally happened to me! I made it a blooper but didn't record it with the rest of the compiliation because nothing happening isn't something. heh.
CurvyWinona
04-09-2014, 07:08 AM
When you know your connection is having a diarrhea - weeks before your internet provider could discover and all those weeks before they discovered, they thought I was a nutcase. I guess I am the only whore in my neighborhood and can find slightest drops weeks before it got really worse. Pff..
But hey they are replacing the whole new equipment on the poles in the neighborhood to reduce the noises. HA!
Airrrie
04-11-2014, 09:25 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you solve the mystery of the missing eyelash. You glance down at your robe 45 minutes after misplacing it and have a heart flip because there's a black caterpillar crawling up your left boob.
PrincessLavender
04-13-2014, 09:45 PM
When a compliment on how great the quality of your stream is means more than a compliment on how beautiful you are. (especially when you've spent hours and days playing around your lighting and camera settings trying to get them just right)
TashaToday
04-14-2014, 05:28 PM
When you trip and bust your toe and get upset because that might turn off the guys that pay to look at your feet. :(
When you start talking to your friends like they were custies... Ugh, gotta need to switch back to normal faster!
Magical_Hoohah
04-18-2014, 07:08 AM
YKYAC when your SO brings home sweets, and you can't figure out if he brought you gummy bears for eating or for work.
SophiaSylvan
04-18-2014, 07:43 AM
YKYAC when you take a day off, go to your studio to make some art, put one some inspiring music, and when you start to get changed into your scruffy painting clothes you realize you just did it in a slow sexy striptease without even noticing.
IsobelWren
04-21-2014, 03:05 PM
A man sends you a facebook FR, you recognize his picture, but not his name. Obviously a strange man whose face you recognize is someone who was a cam customer. You begin to freak out just a tiny bit, how the hell did someone from camming find your personal facebook?!
Hours later someone from school sends you a video to proof and you realize that this man is the young man you briefly interviewed for a segment on student research at your university.
...Right. Yes. *smooths her feathers*
And then I remember, once again, that one of the saddest things about sex work is that for the rest of my life, any time a strange man calls my name, or gives me stink eye, or pops up online apropos of nothing or says, "I know you!" I'm going to have a frisson of "is this going to be a porn thing" terror. And that's even sadder because I wouldn't have chosen to be afraid. I'm proud of my work. I've become afraid because I've had too many bad experiences with "I know you!," bad experiences that happen because of how the world teaches Them to look at Us.
Womp womp. Isobel Downer.
LOOK! An eel telling jokes! Things ain't all bad!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/234/791/32a.jpg
bad experiences that happen because of how the world teaches Them to look at Us.
THAT's the thing. Just gotta keep strong and kick harder.
caramelcraze
04-21-2014, 03:36 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you go on vacation, check a bag containing a ton of dildos/toys, and EVERY SINGLE TIME it gets checked by TSA. I always get one of those damn notices from them when I do this. I'm thinking about not cleaning them next time so they're covered in vag juice/lube... maybe it'll deter them!
Issabelle
04-26-2014, 06:24 PM
Situation: Prospective new boyfriend is coming over.
OR: The Things My Poor Roommate Puts Up With:
1) Hide the dildos hide the dildos hide the FREAKING DILDOS! ....FUCK! I'm missing one! *Rips apart bed and couch*
2) To Roommate: "Do these look too much like my whoring clothes for a date? They're in the 'multi-purpose sexy work-and-fun' section of my closet, but tonight they just seem to scream stripper." "...that wasn't the point of that section of your closet?"
3) Le me, looking around bedroom and suddenly spotting my camming light under the desk:
"Shit shit shit shit! [ROOMMATE], can I hide this in your room? Or maybe there's somewhere in here where it won't look so much like a porn prop? Fuuuuuck~!"
Roommate, totally deadpan, "Well, you could hide it on your desk behind some of your Post-Its and pencil holder. It'll be very stealthy, almost like when you first bought your porno lamp in the Office Supplies section of Office Depot. You remember, right? It was masquerading as a real life office lamp back then by hiding with the actual office lamps. It had me fooled--but not you! You saw it for what it was and snatched it up so it could live in a loving, accepting home where it wouldn't have to hide it's perverse ways. I'm sure he won't notice."
I have the best roommate ever. No joke. These actually happened last night somewhere between the 'how do I look' and 'how many dates can we go on before I've got him hook, line, and sinker enough to reveal that I cam' conversations.
Procrasturbator
04-26-2014, 09:54 PM
When you start treating your belongings like they're your subs instead of the other way around.
(Backstory: I got dressed for cam, changed my mind at the last minute, and started taking off my clothes, literally saying out loud "Don't worry, this isn't a punishment." IT'S BLEEDING OVER omg)
Bootsie
04-27-2014, 04:22 AM
You know you're a (part-time) camgirl when you come home from your vanilla job and put ON makeup...to stay home alone :)
Glamourmilf
04-27-2014, 05:55 AM
You know You're a cam girl when somebody accidently bumps you in a store, and your reflex action is to quickly turn to them and say, "No problem BB." UGG! Why did I say that, I think, I hate when guys call me bb.:tongue-ti
Snowy0Star
05-01-2014, 12:19 PM
You know you're a PSO when you think ur phone is ringing and its not. I've been getting heavily into PSO work and I'm enjoying it very much.
When you start wondering WHY ISN'T there a BAN button IRL =_=
TransdimensionalPrincess
05-03-2014, 06:51 PM
You know your a camgirl when you haven't cut your toenails in four weeks, because you're getting paid to grow them out... just to cut them on video, lol, AND OH MY GOD I WANT TO CUT THEM SO BAD ALREADY.
LilyAnderson
05-03-2014, 07:00 PM
when you tell the freeloader,
"well, are we just going to stare at whatever we write to make our genital regions cum?"
caramelcraze
05-04-2014, 02:53 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you do anything and realize it's a fetish and it should be recorded. I feel like I'm throwing out money every time I do ANYTHING anymore. I literally kicked myself for hours today because I forgot to record myself doing laundry this afternoon. "Damn, that's at least $7 I could have made from doing laundry and $20 from folding/hanging all of those clothes!" smh
Bootsie
05-04-2014, 07:42 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you do anything and realize it's a fetish and it should be recorded. I feel like I'm throwing out money every time I do ANYTHING anymore. I literally kicked myself for hours today because I forgot to record myself doing laundry this afternoon. "Damn, that's at least $7 I could have made from doing laundry and $20 from folding/hanging all of those clothes!" smh
When you find out laundry is a fetish and immediately run to google ALL THE FETISHES...then swear because Sunday is your big laundry day and you only have 1 load left. DAMMIT.
Procrasturbator
05-04-2014, 07:59 AM
^ When you get discouraged because you don't have a washer/dryer in your place and wonder if you could get away with filming when the laundry room's empty.
When you find out laundry is a fetish and immediately run to google ALL THE FETISHES...then swear because Sunday is your big laundry day and you only have 1 load left. DAMMIT.
^^^^ same here !!!!
ashley jane
05-04-2014, 04:08 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you do anything and realize it's a fetish and it should be recorded. I feel like I'm throwing out money every time I do ANYTHING anymore. I literally kicked myself for hours today because I forgot to record myself doing laundry this afternoon. "Damn, that's at least $7 I could have made from doing laundry and $20 from folding/hanging all of those clothes!" smh
Every time I blow my nose. It only takes two seconds to set up my cell to record it and make a complication but always forget to.
Bootsie
05-05-2014, 10:08 AM
When everything you own is covered in a layer of coconut oil and dry shampoo.
SophiaSylvan
05-05-2014, 10:30 AM
When everything you own is covered in a layer of coconut oil and dry shampoo.
is the dry shampoo to get the oil out of your hair from the coconut oil? I hate when I run my fingers through my babyfine hair after applying oil and even washing/wiping it off! Makes me look like a greaseball.
TattooedBBW
05-05-2014, 10:38 AM
is the dry shampoo to get the oil out of your hair from the coconut oil? I hate when I run my fingers through my babyfine hair after applying oil and even washing/wiping it off! Makes me look like a greaseball.
It's the worst right? I read online you can use coconut oil in your hair, but stupid me I used a gob of it instead of a tiny little amount and my hair looked disgusting like such a greasy dirtbag lol
SweetJulia
05-05-2014, 11:01 AM
It's the worst right? I read online you can use coconut oil in your hair, but stupid me I used a gob of it instead of a tiny little amount and my hair looked disgusting like such a greasy dirtbag lol
Speaking of greasy dirtbags, here I am :) And you know you're a camgirl when you buy babywipes in bulk, do kegels when you drive, and have found at least a dozen uses for coconut oil.
SophiaSylvan
05-05-2014, 11:22 AM
You know you're a camgirl when every time you go to the pharmacy you leave with a ton of lube, epsom salts (from those sore muscles wearing heels), baby oil and baby wipes. I only use coconut oil for home use because mess & greasy hair & I wear latex often so it would ruin it.
Bootsie
05-05-2014, 11:27 AM
is the dry shampoo to get the oil out of your hair from the coconut oil? I hate when I run my fingers through my babyfine hair after applying oil and even washing/wiping it off! Makes me look like a greaseball.
Yup! I have naturally oily hair, and I tend to sweat a fair amount in some of my shows, plus I use coconut oil as a lube and play with my hair a lot. I use dry shampoo as part of my "clean up" between shows and before going back to free chat. I can't live without the stuff! I shower at night and then dry shampoo my hair in the morning before I go to vanilla work, too. Gives it a nice volume for my fine hair.
kortneykay
05-05-2014, 01:04 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you join a dating site and some guy recognizes you, admits that he loves jerking off to your shows, asks for sexy pics, and leaves his number as if there's some chance in hell that you're actually going to call him, for free. Damn, even a camgirl can't even find love in this lifetime...not that I'm actually looking for it... but damn! :D
caramelcraze
05-05-2014, 02:25 PM
I get my kicks from looking through C4S's fetish category list... towel fetish? who knew! lawn mower fetish? seriously?! Cleaning fetish? Well, my windows were looking pretty dirty...
When you find out laundry is a fetish and immediately run to google ALL THE FETISHES...then swear because Sunday is your big laundry day and you only have 1 load left. DAMMIT.
SophiaSylvan
05-05-2014, 04:32 PM
I get my kicks from looking through C4S's fetish category list... towel fetish? who knew! lawn mower fetish? seriously?! Cleaning fetish? Well, my windows were looking pretty dirty...
Unfortunately many of those easy, obscure fetishes are hardly worth filming. I've tried many! Only some sell decently to be worth the time filming, editing and uploading, and not even always.
caramelcraze
05-05-2014, 08:40 PM
I'm actually going to disagree. Sure some are a little too obscure to make any money from, but others are untapped gold mines. you just have to try out a bunch. even then, sometimes one video won't sell at all, but the next one you post in the same category banks. just a matter of trial and error.
Unfortunately many of those easy, obscure fetishes are hardly worth filming. I've tried many! Only some sell decently to be worth the time filming, editing and uploading, and not even always.
SophieL
05-05-2014, 10:01 PM
When you get a near panic attack when the friend who's at your house suggests they'd use your computer to find a video on youtube or show you some website they saw and try to keep cool while you think: "Shit, I didn't leave any nude pics on my desktop, did I?" and have two browsers installed, one you use and one you allow anyone to who goes near your comp. And of course, never EVER leave them alone with your computer.
This happens to me often... lol had to take my MAC to the Apple store last year as it died. When they revived it... hundreds of nude pics of me on the desktop... oops..:)
kortneykay
05-06-2014, 03:07 PM
^^ Guest account bb, saves you a heart attack!
Marina Starr
05-06-2014, 07:10 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you're confident whenever you go. You are not intimidated by another bitch in front or behind you.
Staples
05-06-2014, 08:48 PM
Maybe this should go in another thread but,
You know you're a cam girl when you've spent all day in a chat room where the trolls were out in full force and you've been called fat and ugly on 8 separate occasions over the course of about 3 hours and you think you're fine but then it all catches up to you during a photo shoot when your photographer boyfriend innocently points out that a pose doesn't look very flattering and you lose it and start crying... yeah my day has been shit. Poor guy was so confused.
sammii
05-07-2014, 02:47 AM
I went out on a date with a guy and I couldn't remember if I gave him my fake first name or my real name. We were at Starbucks and the barista asked me my name. I was standing there trying to think of what I told my date my name was. Then he said "you don't remember your own name?" Lol, nope. I always hesitate when asked.
My camgirl friends call me by my fake name, so when I'm out with them I always give guys my fake name. It makes things very confusing. I never remember who knows me by what name, lol.
apryll11
05-07-2014, 01:29 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you join a dating site and some guy recognizes you, admits that he loves jerking off to your shows, asks for sexy pics, and leaves his number as if there's some chance in hell that you're actually going to call him, for free. Damn, even a camgirl can't even find love in this lifetime...not that I'm actually looking for it... but damn! :D
Dating site??? Sounds to me like you just joined a another site cos that's a free chat/inbox message right there. I hope you have him your hours and you rate for a pic set.
Magical_Hoohah
05-07-2014, 02:17 PM
YKYAC when you accidentally get a bruise, and then try caning the rest of the area to camouflage it.
TashaToday
05-08-2014, 06:41 AM
When you're super psyched that you sold your first clip and then go to a doctor's appointment and are lost on how to answer the receptionist's comment on how happy you seem.
IvyRose
05-08-2014, 09:55 AM
when reading -atm- the first thing that comes to mind is ass to mouth
uughhh
caramelcraze
05-08-2014, 03:53 PM
Had this happen with SPH... my friend told me they recently got into SPH and I got super confused and told him I didn't think he really qualified. Turns out it's an acronym for School of Public Health through a local uni. Yeah, that conversation was awkward.
justanothercamgirl
05-09-2014, 12:52 PM
You know you are a camgirl when you get a coughing fit at the end of your period while you have a sea sponge in and after completely soaking your underwear from the inner constrictions of the coughing you shrug it off and think, "Oh well.....since there is no blood they will just think I am SUPER horny and that is why my underwear is wet.
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SaraLaughs
05-09-2014, 04:03 PM
When you're on Skype with a friend and you subconsciously start pulling down your shirt to show the edge of your bra.
Snowy0Star
05-10-2014, 01:04 AM
When you buy junk food with the intention of filming yourself eating it then just end of eating it then get mad at yourself because you feel like you ate money and gained unnecessary calories