View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
TransdimensionalPrincess
05-10-2014, 09:37 AM
When you buy junk food with the intention of filming yourself eating it then just end of eating it then get mad at yourself because you feel like you ate money and gained unnecessary calories
This just summed up my whole life. If the world knew how many lolipops i've bought for videos that never made it to film.... hundreds and I still don't have a lolipop video. This problem goes far beyond simple lolipops though.
SweetJulia
05-10-2014, 02:43 PM
YKYAC when you accidentally get a bruise, and then try caning the rest of the area to camouflage it.
Or are thrilled cuz now you can spend the day shooting injury fetish clips :)
SweetJulia
05-10-2014, 02:48 PM
You know you're a camgirl when every time you go to the pharmacy you leave with a ton of lube, epsom salts (from those sore muscles wearing heels), baby oil and baby wipes. I only use coconut oil for home use because mess & greasy hair & I wear latex often so it would ruin it.
Not to thread jack, but have you tried easy, slip on stripper heels you can pop on when asked to stand, show them, etc.? Cuz that saved my size 5's-spent my first few months clunking around in 7's for a whole cam shift..........
IvyRose
05-15-2014, 08:32 AM
When you have an twitching little toe and the first thing that comes to mind is "I gotta record this"
Vlodina
05-16-2014, 01:34 AM
When you fart while fucking yourself and you tell them it's queefing instead. ;)
LolaMay_x
05-16-2014, 02:19 AM
When you rearrange your house.. & try to find the perfect location for camming
anonymous camgirl
05-16-2014, 06:57 AM
when you forgot what your real name is and get startled when anyone calls it out.. when they call you by your real name, friends or family or neighbors or the cashier at the checkout you are like who?? what?? how do you know who I am.. I am TOP SECRET AGENT MAN!
IsobelWren
05-16-2014, 07:15 PM
I wonder how often "normal" women think, "I've GOT to wax my ass crack" while they're at work.
caramelcraze
05-20-2014, 04:46 PM
When you meet someone and one of the first things that goes through your head is "I wonder what their fetish is?"
smaddy
05-20-2014, 08:52 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you've mastered the art of finding 35% of a number very quickly!
SaintSlutface
05-21-2014, 02:16 AM
When you feel like crying because you are doing (what you consider) poorly for the week and then you remember that you only worked a total of 12 hours in three days and STILL made more than you would working three 8 hour days at your shitty vanilla job. PERSPECTIVEEEE
Issabelle
05-22-2014, 09:26 AM
I don't know if this constitutes 'camgirl' behavior or 'straight up fucking paranoid,' but I physically cover my camera lens with a note card or sticky note when I get off. Google and co. do some strange shit in the name of 'research' and ain't nobody gonna be recording me for free without my knowledge. I'm talking to you stalkers and hackers and virus senders!
...Re-reading that, yup, definitely more paranoid.
SimoneGray
05-22-2014, 12:23 PM
When you have two or three convincing explanations as to where your extra money comes from (when talking to those that do not know you cam)
SweetJulia
05-22-2014, 02:13 PM
I don't know if this constitutes 'camgirl' behavior or 'straight up fucking paranoid,' but I physically cover my camera lens with a note card or sticky note when I get off. Google and co. do some strange shit in the name of 'research' and ain't nobody gonna be recording me for free without my knowledge. I'm talking to you stalkers and hackers and virus senders!
...Re-reading that, yup, definitely more paranoid.
I do that, too-but usually with cute bandaids. Worse part is, I'm not worried someone will hack me naked, I'm worried they'll hack me when I don't have make up on.
Issabelle
05-22-2014, 03:47 PM
I do that, too-but usually with cute bandaids. Worse part is, I'm not worried someone will hack me naked, I'm worried they'll hack me when I don't have make up on.
Bahahaha, yes! Like, I'm all for being worried about peepers, but for god's sake no one is allowed to see me when I'm sitting in my ratty Alma Mater sweats and hoodie studying for entrance exams with my glasses, half-assed bun hair, and oily skin. Especially not if I've got my standard snack fair, two cups of coffee, and my million highlighters, pens, sticky notes, and notebooks out on top of the books. Just no!
ashley jane
05-25-2014, 05:57 PM
I used to run from feet fetish guys. Didn't even want my feet to be looked at. Now I wish I had one to paint my toes so I can do a foot video.
SweetJulia
05-25-2014, 07:07 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you can tell exactly what part of the country a customer's from based solely on what they sound like when they get off in c2c sessions. Some of you may disagree with me, but I've personally found NYC and the deep South to be the most entertaining :D
SimoneGray
05-26-2014, 04:34 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you have become ace at recognising BS and freeloaders...its almost instinctual
TattooedBBW
06-01-2014, 07:10 PM
YKYACGW ...You get a massive case of the hiccups sitting right in front of your computer before you start your shift, and at the very end of them you realize, fuck this would prob be a good clip, and actually get MAD when the hiccups go away because you didn't have a chance to film it.
SimoneGray
06-02-2014, 02:19 AM
When you are apartment hunting and the only things you have in mind are places to cam and places to put up your pole for cam shows
CamKaty
06-02-2014, 03:49 AM
And also, when you prefer apartments with loud and noisy neighbors, becouse then there is greater chance that they do not hear you.
SaraLaughs
06-06-2014, 10:01 AM
When you start to relate to rappers about hustlin' erryday, when it previously annoyed you.
SimoneGray
06-06-2014, 02:12 PM
When you feel guilty about splurging on underwear but feel comforted a second later knowing that you can buy it for legitimate work reasons
model81
06-07-2014, 03:31 PM
when you goto pick up your kid from school and the mums saw something neon and fishnet poking out of your joggers.
PinkGeisha
06-07-2014, 09:35 PM
You are doing "research" and perving on top camgirls (but really, just procrastinating going online), and the first thing you see when you go into a new girl's room is "Holy shit! I have that SAME EXACT DILDO!!!!" and you smile manically at yourself, even though there is no one watching... }:D
Bootsie
06-08-2014, 09:21 AM
And also, when you prefer apartments with loud and noisy neighbors, becouse then there is greater chance that they do not hear you.
Lol, people think I am insane for not minding my loud housemates...I think of it as a benefit! I just learned to sleep with earplugs in :)
YKYACGW you spend more than 10 minutes seriously thinking about what extra charge you should make to do a live piss show. Still undecided.
smaddy
06-08-2014, 10:28 AM
You know your a camgirl when your husband lovingly tells you go "go fuck yourself" when you tell him your going to work.
Nina_Den
06-09-2014, 09:49 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you actually look better INDOORS rather than the other way around. It's funny, because whenever I'm out (which doesn't happen all that much), it's only then that I feel... naked and vulnerable, because all of a sudden I'm not wearing any makeup whatsoever, I cannot control the lighting surrounding me and I do not give almost any thought to the clothes I wear.
sammii
06-09-2014, 10:02 AM
YKYAC when a guy in exclusive says "no sound bb, please type", it is music to your ears.
IsobelWren
06-09-2014, 10:52 PM
It's one thirty a.m. and you're carrying your laptop, cam, extension cord, hitachi, dildo and a small light (to aim at your pussy so he can see everything) downstairs to your bathroom so that you can do a show in your tub where you try to pee while having an orgasm. NBD.
The thoughts in your head while going downstairs are, "Huh. This seems like a strange place for a girl who went to Christian school to end up." and "I really need to get a tote bag. Carrying all this in my arms is unwieldy."
SimoneGray
06-10-2014, 10:46 AM
YKYACGW you go hunting for a new computer and the only thing you really care about is whether or not the graphics card can support HD streaming, for the SM encoder
takiaya
06-10-2014, 11:17 AM
when you have a whole closet full of sexy clothes for work and you end up wearing them to walmart because everyone at work prefers paying you when you are in jeans and a tshirt.
when doctors in other states pay your for what you do for them instead of the other way around.
when you sell your current significant other giftcards for cash so he can buy action figures at a discounted price xD
when you prefer being called your cam name
when how do you feel about porn is a friend/sign other/etc screening question.
when you make more $ than both of your parents, and they still tell you, you are wasting your talents
when you can justify buying surveillance cameras for the bathroom but not on the outside of your house.
when your friends on your regular facebook ask for skype they also get insta banned for asking more than once after you say hell no
RedAlice
06-11-2014, 06:53 AM
When you're watching a totally innocent kids' movie with your toddler, and a character says, "You stick to squirting, I'll stick to bouncing." And you have to stop yourself going "yeah sis!" and fist pumping.
Glamourmilf
06-11-2014, 07:02 AM
When you really have to 'edit' what You say in public, especially with conservative acting people, both in the bldg. you live in, and when running errands.
I guess this applies to me only, because my 'dirty' talk is one of my specialties on cam, and my brain has a difficult time switching gears when I'm out.:-X
PinkGeisha
06-15-2014, 08:05 AM
So, a guy comes into my room last night while I'm running a GS countdown... after being the cocky little fucker that he is, I realize that I was matched with him on Tinder under my vanilla name. I wasn't 100% sure, since I didn't see his face yet, and he's a new client, but I was about 97% sure. I couldn't resist, so I decide that I HAD to test my theory out... I blocked my number, and call him addressing him by his SM username instead of his name and identifying myself as my cam model persona instead of my vanilla name. TOTALLY WAS HIM, AND HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS!!!! He FLIPPED the fuck out like, "How'd the fuck did you get my number?!?!" ROFL. Little fucking wuss hung up before I was done telling him "I know everything, bb. I'm a fucking GODDESS, remember?!?!" :D
YKYACGW, instead of flipping the fuck out that I might get outted as a cam model, I get SO FUCKING EXCITED cause I totally have dollar signs in my eyes right now... I see a new whale in the making with this cocky little fuckface... ROFL. }:D
I think it's moments like this where I realize that I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB. Shit...
Nina_Den
06-15-2014, 12:02 PM
So I don't know how many of you could relate, but since I'm a little baby who doesn't know how to do her own nails, my aunt (which lives down the street from me and whom I visit almost everyday) always does my nails, both toenails and fingernails (perfectly, I should add). I ask her to do this pretty much every other day. Needles to say, she doesn't know about my camming.
So today, while painting my nails she suddenly said; "You know, Nina, considering the fact you almost never leave the house, you sure do care a lot about your pedicure!".
That was me at that moment;
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SaraLaughs
06-15-2014, 01:18 PM
Does she know you work from home? You could give the 'I just need to take care of me, I get so cooped up!' line.
Naiad
06-15-2014, 03:43 PM
DUDE. That reminds me, the other day I went into a girls room and the two dildos she had out were two of my main dildos, both completely different brands and she had them in the same color as me and everything. And one of the brands is kind of obscure and I only saw it in one sex store despite having scoured the eden fantasies website and the other silicone websites lol. Plus they're different types, one is realistic and the other isn't. And my dildo collection is relatively modest.
IT WAS SO UNCANNY. I almost wanted to log in to tell her that, but I doubt she would have been as excited as me...haha.
But yeah...dildo sisters 4 life
You are doing "research" and perving on top camgirls (but really, just procrastinating going online), and the first thing you see when you go into a new girl's room is "Holy shit! I have that SAME EXACT DILDO!!!!" and you smile manically at yourself, even though there is no one watching... }:D
Procrasturbator
06-17-2014, 01:12 AM
When queefing coconut oil/lube all over your sheets is a regular occurrence. long-suffering sigh
Timor
06-17-2014, 11:00 PM
OKAY you know you're a camgirl when you're posting clips in your clip stores, and coming up with keywords for the clips, and you're muttering random little words to yourself so that your roommate/partner/general public look at you like you're a witch doctor putting a curse on them.
PinkGeisha
06-18-2014, 09:50 AM
When my cam girlfriend starts perving on my vanilla facebook and compliments me with: "dang i didnt know you were such a princess irl lol", my first reaction was "Oh no, honey, I'm a "princess" in my vanilla life, but on cam, BITCH, I'M A GODDESS!!!!" }:D
IsobelWren
06-18-2014, 04:41 PM
When you think about downloading Tinder to have a little fun, but then you find Tinder Pickup Lines (http://tinderlines.com/). That shit sounds way too much like free chat. Free chat where my prize is fucking some dude instead of getting paid? Fuck all that noise.
Freeloader's dream and cam girl's nightmare.
space_cowgirl
06-18-2014, 05:33 PM
OMG those lines are so immature and gross. Just like free chat!
Issabelle
06-19-2014, 01:59 PM
Agree to custom photo set with shower voyeur theme. Stand up with cam and laptop to head into bathroom, then suddenly realize 'how the fuck am I gonna do this without help?' Because agreeing to do something weird/difficult doesn't strike you as strange until logistics come up.
~Carmen~
06-19-2014, 02:27 PM
When someone shows up unexpectedly. Quick! What do you do with that pile of dildos in the sink you have not had a chance to wash? You bury them in the hamper full of dirty clothes, of course.
chloemay
06-21-2014, 03:52 PM
YKYACG when someone who you are pretty sure is an aquintance of yours suddenly buys a bunch of your videos and you don't care cuz, ca-ching!
PinkGeisha
06-21-2014, 07:17 PM
I'm freaking out, you guys.... I saw my boobs on cam today, and I SWEAR, THEY ARE STARTING TO SAG!!!!!!!
YKYACGW, you're more worried that you won't look 18 anymore on cam because of saggy looking boobs, than the actual fact that your boobs are REALLY starting to sag because, well, shit, in vanilla life, I'm close to pushin' 30... XP
Alice_Frenchie
06-22-2014, 02:44 AM
When you touch yourself while on the phone with family or friends and you just don't realise you're doing it - OCD :D
JGB2009
06-22-2014, 09:13 PM
You know you are a cam girl when you are being to loud in a show and the other person in the other room turns up the tv so they dont hear you ....
Issabelle
06-22-2014, 10:23 PM
Voyeur show specific. You know you're a camgirl when, mid-show, 'ohmyfuckinggod I NEED TO PEE!' But you can't. Because you're an idiot who agreed to a 45 minute voyeur show.