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seller317
06-22-2014, 10:35 PM
Fuck it go fucking pee!!!
IsobelWren
06-27-2014, 01:30 PM
Today I learned that there is no graceful way to wax your own butt crack. We all know what thought came next.
SHOULD'A FILMED IT!
SimoneGray
06-28-2014, 04:42 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you can go to a swingers party and still feel more open and risque than all the other people there, simply because you do crazy stuff for people all the time like it aint a thing lol
caramelcraze
06-29-2014, 10:26 AM
ykyacgw you make a $20+ clip of yourself baking and it actually sells. :D
IsobelWren
06-30-2014, 10:24 PM
When this phrase is normal, "Oh honey! At work tonight I found that lump in my vagina you mentioned!"
Explanation: The other day my man creature was fingering me (for fun, not profit). Cuddling after he said, "oh, um. I felt a little lump just inside your vagina. You might want to go to the doctor and get it checked out."
I responded, "Yikes! Where was it?"
He put his fingers back inside me and felt around. A puzzled look came up on his face. "....Uh, I can't find it now. But it was there. I guess you should look for it some other time?"
I forgot about it until tonight when I was fingering myself in show and felt it myself. Hm. Guess I'll make an appointment with my gyno.
MissQuirk
07-03-2014, 01:56 PM
you know you're a camgirl when you say "I was thinking about you while working today..." and it's a huge fucking compliment.
caramelcraze
07-18-2014, 11:22 AM
YKYACGW you have a nightmare about being banned off stripperweb... yeah, that just happen. woke up in a cold sweat and everything.
IsobelWren
07-19-2014, 12:49 PM
You give yourself bangs (fringe, for you UK folks) and the key bonuses of having them are cam-related. 1) You look younger 2) You don't have to do base/contouring on your forehead anymore and it cuts several minutes from your makeup time.
You've gone from hands in your pussy in show to snacking on things in free chat so many times that it no longer bothers you that you're eating stale pussy juice. Shit, it barely even registers that you didn't wash your hands.
SweetLilyRaven
07-24-2014, 07:47 PM
ykyacgw you make a $20+ clip of yourself baking and it actually sells. :D
Or when you get $30 in tips for doing a voyeur cam of you washing your dishes in boy-shorts and a tank top. I've never been so happy to do dishes in my life! My hubby was pretty damn impressed as well.
caramelcraze
07-25-2014, 12:02 AM
Or when you get $30 in tips for doing a voyeur cam of you washing your dishes in boy-shorts and a tank top. I've never been so happy to do dishes in my life! My hubby was pretty damn impressed as well.
I did a toilet scrubbing clip as a custom once... felt like queen of the world for getting $50 for doing shit i already had to. I need to start doing more voyeur stuff again.
Glamourmilf
07-25-2014, 08:27 AM
^^ Thanks for the remind about those cleaning voyeurs.
I posted a while back that the first 'cleaning voyeur' show I did of me cleaning my floor to ceiling mirrors, was the first 'voyeur' show I ever did, where the guys just shut up, and were silent, and just watched. :smiley_sm
SaraLaughs
07-26-2014, 12:39 AM
When there's lipstick smeared around weird stuff in your house. Your hair brush handle, your lighter, and your shaving cream canister, to start.
caramelcraze
07-26-2014, 05:37 PM
When there's lipstick smeared around weird stuff in your house. Your hair brush handle, your lighter, and your shaving cream canister, to start.
getting lube everywhere is my problem... door handles, chairs, towels, light switches, my bed frame... fuck, even my phone magically gets lube on it occasionally.
Issabelle
07-28-2014, 12:05 PM
You catch yourself humming familiar opening song tunes from TV, then make camgirl lyrics for them. To the tune of Spongebob Squarepants:
Ohh….
Who lives in the dark watching Streamate TV!
Broke free-loaders!
Annoyingly whining and begging is he!
Broke free-loaders!
If avoiding the ban hammer be something you wish,
Broke free-loaders!
Then get out of my room and go find a job!
Broke free-loaders!
READY
Broke free-loaders!
Broke free-loaders!
BROKE. FREE. LOAD-ERS!
[Flute sound] Do-do-do-do DO-DO!
I couldn’t find anything appropriate to rhyme with ‘wish’ so, yeah. This is what I do in my free time.
~Carmen~
07-28-2014, 01:28 PM
You catch yourself humming familiar opening song tunes from TV, then make camgirl lyrics for them. To the tune of Spongebob Squarepants:
Ohh….
Who lives in the dark watching Streamate TV!
Broke free-loaders!
Annoyingly whining and begging is he!
Broke free-loaders!
If avoiding the ban hammer be something you wish,
Broke free-loaders!
Then get out of my room and go find a job!
Broke free-loaders!
READY
Broke free-loaders!
Broke free-loaders!
BROKE. FREE. LOAD-ERS!
[Flute sound] Do-do-do-do DO-DO!
I couldn’t find anything appropriate to rhyme with ‘wish’ so, yeah. This is what I do in my free time.
I wondered if I was the only one who did that. Whenever I hear "ass bb", the "ice ice baby" song pops into my head. "Ass ass bb". One of these days I'm going to break out and sing it out loud ;)
caramelcraze
07-29-2014, 11:31 AM
I wondered if I was the only one who did that. Whenever I hear "ass bb", the "ice ice baby" song pops into my head. "Ass ass bb". One of these days I'm going to break out and sing it out loud ;)
I start laughing hysterically when "good vibrations" by marky mark comes on.
and "wish"... hmmm... "To avoid becoming the ban hammer's bitch..." we can pretend bitch rhymes with wish, right?
Issabelle
07-29-2014, 12:43 PM
I start laughing hysterically when "good vibrations" by marky mark comes on.
and "wish"... hmmm... "To avoid becoming the ban hammer's bitch..." we can pretend bitch rhymes with wish, right?
Girl, yes! Inspiration! Updated lyrics are now:
"If avoiding the ban hammer be something you wish,
Broke free-loaders!
Then get out of my room, you time-wasting bitch!"
soraja
07-29-2014, 11:16 PM
...you have your first "yep, this guy definitely goes on camsites" moment. One of the senior managers--the youngest one--at my day job said about prostitution in general, "If you have a body that people are willing to pay for, whatever, you may as well sell it," and I was like "oh. All right." (There's a much longer and weirder story there, but the gist of it is: I bet my bottom dollar he's been on at least one camsite.)
JackAlexander
08-04-2014, 06:58 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you can't help but feel nervous whenever somebody use your computer.
petrified!!
I have found one way to conceal some things. In chrome you can have different identities and I have found not a lot of people know about this. You go to your settings and add a new user to chrome. I ONLY pull up camming from my "secret ninja" user. It is where all of the cookies are for my perv searches and CC and all my porn and all my book marks related to it, ANYTHING related to camming. BUT make sure you switch to your regular profile before logging off. This is because if you load your browser it will load the last browser user you had up.
It is easy to switch between them, you just click on your character icon on the top left hand corner and a drop down pops up. I have a ninja (camming) and alien (normal) and a geek girl (studying)
pinkpink
08-05-2014, 02:54 PM
petrified!!
I have found one way to conceal some things. In chrome you can have different identities and I have found not a lot of people know about this. You go to your settings and add a new user to chrome. I ONLY pull up camming from my "secret ninja" user. It is where all of the cookies are for my perv searches and CC and all my porn and all my book marks related to it, ANYTHING related to camming. BUT make sure you switch to your regular profile before logging off. This is because if you load your browser it will load the last browser user you had up.
It is easy to switch between them, you just click on your character icon on the top left hand corner and a drop down pops up. I have a ninja (camming) and alien (normal) and a geek girl (studying)
You don't just mean different email accounts, right? Because I can't find this under the settings and feel very stupid right now.
Nevermind! Found it. I was looking under Google+ settings and not Chrome. Very cool! Thank you for sharing this!!
PS: You know you're a camgirl when you have just given up on wearing underwear when running errands/to grab the mail/answer the door/etc.
chloemay
08-05-2014, 08:06 PM
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PS: You know you're a camgirl when you have just given up on wearing underwear when running errands/to grab the mail/answer the door/etc.
Someone tweeted that today was National Underwear Day, and I thought you know you're a cam girl when the only time you are sure to be wearing panties is when you are available for cam shows.
SimoneGray
08-07-2014, 08:00 AM
YKYACGW you literally turn your house upside down and its full on panic stations because you can't find your bra..the one that makes your boobs look HUGE. lol
SweetLilyRaven
08-07-2014, 10:27 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you get the hiccups randomly one afternoon, and grab your smart phone to get it on video because some guy out there LOVES watching your boobs bounce from each hiccup…
Bonus points if you do it in front of other people.
Double bonus points if it's in front of your brother in law and his wife - who find it entirely hysterical.
caramelcraze
08-10-2014, 04:33 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you go to victoria's secret and ask for their bombshell bra (the one that adds 2 sizes) in a 32DDD... I got a super confused look from the sales lady.
As I left the store, I overheard the sales lady saying to her co-worker "Why would anyone with boobs that big want to add two cups?"
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KarmaComa
08-10-2014, 04:49 PM
When all of your clothes seem to be super risqué or lounge wear that is only fit for stuffing one's face full of cookies while having a Cheaters marathon. Oh, you have invited me out for dinner, drinks and a movie? Fuck, I better go buy a new "real people" outfit because I'm not sure "painted whore" or "bum" is what you want to be seen with.
You also know you are a camgirl when you don't even give a fuck and do this outing in your PINK sweatpants that have seen better days and a tank top your tits are falling out of.
caramelcraze
08-10-2014, 06:35 PM
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... People actually wear clothes other than too tight mini dresses, shorts that their ass hangs out of, belly button shirts, lingerie, and 2nd hand hobo looking clothes?!
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SimoneGray
08-11-2014, 05:02 AM
YKYACKW you're sitting at your desk at your vanilla job and you're eating a lollipop (given out by some kind soul at work) and absent-mindedly you start sucking it in a very sexual way because your cam reflex kicked in...oops. Thank goodness no one saw
justanothercamgirl
08-11-2014, 07:39 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you can't cam for the next two weeks and it kind of leaves you with this empty and hollow feeling and the only way you can make yourself feel better is to watch your favourite girls on Streamate because hearing their voices make you feel less lonely.
janeuk
08-12-2014, 12:14 PM
YKYACGW..... while having a life crisis and smoking your first cigarette in two years you decide to make a clip for your c4s store. May as well get something good out of it, right?
Busygirl
08-12-2014, 01:44 PM
When you buy makeup foundation in different shade for pussy and ass.
anonymous camgirl
08-12-2014, 01:48 PM
I wish I could smoke again, I am to old to go backwards.. or else I would take up smoking again..I loved it..
YKYACGW..... while having a life crisis and smoking your first cigarette in two years you decide to make a clip for your c4s store. May as well get something good out of it, right?
caramelcraze
08-12-2014, 02:50 PM
I wish I could smoke again, I am to old to go backwards.. or else I would take up smoking again..I loved it..
ecigs bb! You can get it without nicotine as well, which is nice :)
Glamourmilf
08-15-2014, 12:39 AM
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Issabelle
08-15-2014, 02:23 AM
...can't tell if guy at bar is eye fucking me because he's trying to imagine me naked, or because he actually has...
Also, re: moving to a new house tomorrow. HIDE ALL THE SEX TOYS FROM MY FATHER! Oh god, and that strap on! Oh shit, and the lingerie. Wait, is that my flogging whip out? SHIT!
JKonCB
08-18-2014, 12:11 AM
When someone shows up unexpectedly. Quick! What do you do with that pile of dildos in the sink you have not had a chance to wash? You bury them in the hamper full of dirty clothes, of course.
lmfao. My fav.
JKonCB
08-18-2014, 12:12 AM
When you make a big deal in your head about actually having to put pants on to take out the garbage. What cam girl ever wears pants? lol
SweetJulia
08-18-2014, 05:59 AM
When someone shows up unexpectedly. Quick! What do you do with that pile of dildos in the sink you have not had a chance to wash? You bury them in the hamper full of dirty clothes, of course.
When you read that ^^^^ and, without batting an eyelash, wonder if you should tell Carmen you wash yours in the dishwasher.
SimoneGray
08-18-2014, 06:03 AM
YKYACGW you get tons of crazy awesome support because you had a bad day. I have never felt the support from any other work community that I feel from this one. Because we know and we are awesome. Love you ladies.
chloemay
08-18-2014, 06:47 AM
YKYACG when you are seriously considering turning the foundation bottle upside-down to get the last bit out of it, so you can go on cam, rather then getting dressed (pants!) and going out to buy more. Of course after waiting so long that delivery isn't an option anymore. And, you just got a gift-card that would have paid for it online too.
cam_girl40
08-18-2014, 07:01 AM
OMG... I had my living room set up when I was working last week. My dad called and stopped by. I totally forgot when I told him to sit down that my toys were sitting right on the couch! I found the nearest thing I had, I think it was a shirt, and covered them up. When my dad went to sit down I think he actually sat on them...
BustyAmeera
08-18-2014, 09:44 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you wear your whore makeup to a first date and continue to wear it, until HE (or she lol) makes a comment about when they DON'T see you wearing that makeup!
Ok, so I met this guy from a dating site about 4 months ago, and we hit it off. He is so awesome and a gentleman. We been spending every weekend together. This past weekend he comes over and I don't feel like doing my makeup and I'm not wearing any. His face lit up when I opened the door and he let out a sigh of relief. I said "what's that sigh for babe?" he goes "I'm soooo glad you didn't have all that makeup on your face today. You're so beautiful without it. I didn't know how to tell you that you just wear too much makeup, without sounding rude" o_O
Oops! I swear normally in my regular life I was never big on makeup. I seriously did not realize I'm wearing my cam whore makeup out in public as if looking like I'm going to a drag show is ok! I'm just so use to getting heavily madeup for work the beginning of everyday! *shrugs*
IvyRose
08-19-2014, 08:04 AM
when you notice loosing weight while working because you can see difference in your breasts before nad after a shift! Damn I need to eat so frigging much to keep my weight up (and my breasts full)
cam_girl40
08-19-2014, 08:46 AM
when you notice loosing weight while working because you can see difference in your breasts before nad after a shift! Damn I need to eat so frigging much to keep my weight up (and my breasts full)
OMG! I've noticed that too! I've lost some weight lately which is great for my tummy, but why can't I lose weight and it NOT be from my boobs?! LOL
BustyAmeera
08-19-2014, 09:23 AM
Damn. It would be cool as fuck if I could just sit here and lose weight in my tummy!
Vlodina
08-19-2014, 02:01 PM
When you're writing an email to your grandmother and when you come to sign it you write your performer name instead of your real name and then delete it quickly while sighing with relief that you noticed! Then it takes a second for you to remember your actual name.
Bootsie
08-19-2014, 02:20 PM
^^I put my gmail on "confirm every email" after I signed an email to a friend with my cam name (she knows and thought it was hysterical). The pop-up box now reminds me to double-check.
...When you're doing a custom clip and you end up with extra footage and the first thing you think is "cutting room floor compilation clip! I know 3 guys who would love that!"
luvnrockets
08-26-2014, 08:11 AM
When you finally learn to embrace your curls, give up silicones in all hair products and finally get you hair used to it, and then go and then ruin it all by playing with your hair on cam with your hands sticky with silicone-based lube!
NikkiMonroe
08-26-2014, 10:22 AM
When you stand around the makeup aisle for 25 minutes thinking "hmm, i wonder which mascara wont run when i do a deepthroating show." :D
Snow X
08-26-2014, 11:33 AM
When you think of all of the gross things anyone does....as potential income.
Stupid Farts...should've filmed that.
caramelcraze
08-26-2014, 11:38 AM
When you think of all of the gross things anyone does....as potential income.
Stupid Farts...should've filmed that.
Someone requested a custom fart video from me around the time I stop taking a med for heartburn and immediately became the least gassy person ever. When he wrote me like a week later asking how it was coming along, I told him he can't rush art. :P