View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
JackAlexander
08-29-2014, 06:29 AM
When you think of all of the gross things anyone does....as potential income.
Stupid Farts...should've filmed that.
oh my lord yes. My friend is a pretty, full of great smart ass personality and a BBW with a large scare on her arm (she doesn't know I cam). I found myself running my finger over her scare and caught myself saying "I bet that would fetch a pretty penny" She looked at me strange and said huh? I guess I was in my own world because I responded with, "yea and the belly guys would go crazy too I bet" I must be so creepy to people lol
Snow X
09-01-2014, 05:28 PM
"I bet that would fetch a pretty penny"
Very mafia sounding. lol I did that but I was referring to stretch marks."that's a fetish, you know." They always look at you like this O.o.
ashley jane
09-01-2014, 07:23 PM
oh my lord yes. My friend is a pretty, full of great smart ass personality and a BBW with a large scare on her arm (she doesn't know I cam). I found myself running my finger over her scare and caught myself saying "I bet that would fetch a pretty penny" She looked at me strange and said huh? I guess I was in my own world because I responded with, "yea and the belly guys would go crazy too I bet" I must be so creepy to people lol
My gram's on dialysis and her needle came out and she was full of blood and I was rinsing it out and after I thought I should have recorded it cause I'm sure some guy would have loved it. I started talking to a guy who said talk to him like I would a friend and I talk to my friends about fetishes and gross stuff. So I said that to him and he flipped and started saying how gross I am. hahahaha
JKonCB
09-02-2014, 01:42 AM
When you're having dildo war fights with your boyfriend using your new dildo! lmao
Glamourmilf
09-04-2014, 11:27 PM
Lol!! Love all these posts sooo much!!!
Makes me wonder if Stephen King started out as a fetish cam model!:shhh:
If all of us put our experiences together, and wrote these things down, we would have one hell of a novel!!:writing:
TheBrownFox
09-05-2014, 06:16 AM
You know you're a cam girl when people who used to speak highly of you...are now giving you the silent treatment as if you're now unworthy.
Snow X
09-10-2014, 06:02 PM
When you get dressed up and do your make up to sit on the couch/bed all day.
SophieL
09-10-2014, 07:15 PM
You need a massage because of how you sit on chair/couch/bed all day but can't tell your massage person why your muscles are so tight.
You pick up an expensive new hair straightener but wonder why when your "bedhead" look gets you more shows.
The minute you walk back in the house after running errands- the clothes come off. Of course, you procrastinate on even running errands as you wonder if you really need those things done. Nah..they can wait another day.
I dread my vanilla job recruiters calling me with offers... cause $48/hr well that is just not enough to justify traveling and LEAVING home for a few days (being a "bitch hermit" is so much better albeit less than that per hr ) .
SimoneGray
09-11-2014, 06:55 AM
When you start to hate getting out of the house to do things like feed yourself, put gas in the car etc, cos all you can think about is the fact that in the hour or so you are gone, there is money flying around online.
SweetJulia
09-11-2014, 07:14 AM
When you're having dildo war fights with your boyfriend using your new dildo! lmao
And winning!
kortneykay
09-11-2014, 09:32 AM
You know you're a camgirl when "regs" (more like ex-regs) think that a diq pick will make up for taking you private. I woke up to this in my messages on sm.
SUBJECT: HEY BB
i know i havent had a session with you for a while but i thought that i could send you a photo to make up for it. since you have never seen me before. if you want then message back how you would like to see my cock. i can try to do things that you would like to see
How about showing me some coins instead? Or nah?
Why would a diq piq be a substitute for currency? O.o I should tell him to try and pay his rent with his pics and see what happens.
http://img.pandawhale.com/114495-hot-dog-girl-gif-Imgur-nostalg-qaWu.gif
SexxiLexxi
09-11-2014, 01:54 PM
I should tell him to try and pay his rent with his pics and see what happens.
I would love to see/read the reaction if you tell him that. Since the world lacks common sense nowadays, I can totally see him trying if you suggest it. I mean, he did try to substitute currency with cock pictures so I wouldn't put it past 'em.
*shakes head while laughing to the point of a belly ache*
RaineyLane
09-12-2014, 02:35 PM
You refuse to go out on dates because it cuts into your income.
You only go to the post office to ship used personal items (panties, stockings, ect) to your clients.
You own SO many sex toys but still manage to find new toys to lust after... (hello there, fuck machine *wink*)
You only want a boyfriend so you can make B/G vids.
TheBrownFox
09-12-2014, 05:51 PM
You know you're a cam girl when...
an attractive male friend (who I used to have a crush on when we were in college) randomly PMs me a dick pic on Facebook, and it slightly annoys me since it's an unsolicited dick pic that I'm not getting paid to look at. :P LOL.
Snowy0Star
09-14-2014, 03:56 PM
When you go to Hooters for sunday football and think to yourslef "these girls could make 1000 times more money if they started camming"
JGB2009
09-14-2014, 05:25 PM
You know you are a cam girl when you go to Walmart and you see on their employee bulletin board "SPH". You are then thinking small penis humiliation but in the back of your head you know that's not what that means but laugh anyways.
Snowy0Star
09-14-2014, 07:20 PM
You know you are a cam girl when you go to Walmart and you see on their employee bulletin board "SPH". You are then thinking small penis humiliation but in the back of your head you know that's not what that means but laugh anyways.
OMG i posted that one a few months once ago in his thread . hee hee
It means scans per hour if u didnt know - its for the fast cashiers
JGB2009
09-14-2014, 07:51 PM
OMG i posted that one a few months once ago in his thread . hee hee
It means scans per hour if u didnt know - its for the fast cashiers
LOL thanks for sharing the real meaning.....lol when I seen it last night I thought I was seeing things
Glamourmilf
09-14-2014, 10:43 PM
38979 When You'd love to go out wearing this cool purse, but don't because it might bring the 'wrong' type of attention.
caramelcraze
09-15-2014, 12:01 PM
When you view your abnormal sized bladder as one of your best assets.
when you go to a friends house to watch the game and instantly freak out when you test their internet speed. 45mbs upload?!?! <3 Everyone else looked at me like I was nuts.
Glamourmilf
09-16-2014, 11:47 AM
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anonymous camgirl
09-16-2014, 01:48 PM
LOL I just put pants on to take out the garbage.. what a pain in the ass it is!
When you make a big deal in your head about actually having to put pants on to take out the garbage. What cam girl ever wears pants? lol
Issabelle
09-17-2014, 07:15 AM
I literally just sweat the hairspray out of my hair during a 20 minute pillow riding show. I put the spray in less than 10 minutes before I logged on. Camming >>> Maximum Strength Hairspray
felidae
09-17-2014, 01:16 PM
when you haven't seen your friends on weekends out because you're rather be making money than spending it!
SimoneGray
09-18-2014, 05:19 AM
YKYACGW you have a timetable written out in your diary detailing all of your hours etc and the things that you have to do. Kinda like school. LOL.
LaylaLovely
09-18-2014, 09:50 AM
When someone on FB says "i need someone to play my Mom " and you instantly get taken back(flashback) and then realize this is real life and she actually just wants and actual mom like advice... not someone to roleplay (which i don't do)
When you go grocery shopping and try and disguise/mix your regular shopping list with your camming shopping list (cucumbers[who buys one cucumber lol ], clothespins, duct tape, huge bottle of bb oil..etc..)
when instead of buying new clothes you need.. you buy webcaaming outfits... it becomes a debate.. well i need clothes but i will look cuter online if i buy it...and lets face it i barely go out to really wear it... then you come to he conclusion to buy something that could be used for both the outside world and camming !SCORE!
takiaya
09-18-2014, 02:27 PM
when you tell people you are a cammodel and what that entails before starting to date them to avoid future bullshit, you dont like my job? walk away now :p
when you take a whole month off work to spend time with your new girlfriend
when you figure out how to rework your entire work schedual so you have time to spend with your significant other too bc you would normally work while they are asleep, and they work while you would normally be out doing normal things.
when you think of everything people do as fetishes, you see a guy popping a zit: I wonder if hes hard right now while doing that, you see someone looking a little too hard at your new shoes: I wonder if they want to eat the piece of gum off the bottom...
SummerBlaze
09-19-2014, 06:21 PM
You know your a camgirl when you take your dildos in the shower with you to wash them after a show lol
chloemay
09-19-2014, 06:29 PM
When a guy asks you to use a toy, your favorite vaginal one is awol, and you end up doing a hot anal show for him b/c those dildos are the only ones you can get your hands on right away and you want to keep him paying.
anoncamgirl
09-19-2014, 06:30 PM
You know your a camgirl when you take your dildos in the shower with you to wash them after a show lol
& when you're surprised that you haven't thought of that idea before, so you decide to try it after your next shift.
ashley jane
09-20-2014, 05:17 PM
When you know you don't look good burping and you're not just saying that to be all girly.
chloemay
09-21-2014, 08:24 AM
When you nearly stroke out when your man suggests getting rid of the light that is held together with duct-tape because that is the MOST important one!! And yes, you really do need all of these lights dammit.
SimoneGray
09-25-2014, 11:40 PM
YKYACGW you are sitting in the office (after a particularly rough night of doing anal shows etc on cam) and you think to yourself "damn, I really need to stop shoving things up my ass". No one else in the world has these thoughts I bet haha.
TashaToday
09-26-2014, 09:58 AM
When a friend laughs at some silly antic and you destroy their innocence by saying, 'I've done that for money so a guy could jerk off to it.'
I really need to stop doing that. Being blunt with friends, I mean, not doing fetishes for cash. }:D
safflower
09-26-2014, 10:56 AM
When you spend more on sex toys and lingerie than on food.
SweetJulia
09-29-2014, 03:30 PM
Oh and when you know exactly what's going on here ::)
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/467x387q90/540/KJZw3e.png
And when you get excited cuz you're "wearing" one right this second.
SimoneGray
09-30-2014, 12:38 AM
YKYACGW you have a housekeeping service coming to clean your apartment and at the last minute you do a mad dash to HIDE ALL THE SEX TOYS away. Discovering that there aren't any secret hidey-holes for them, you put them into bags in the passenger seat of your car. I am going to be driving around with my toy stash for most of today. LOL.
justanothercamgirl
10-06-2014, 07:31 AM
You know you are a camgirl when perving other girls on Streamate and your first thought when clicking on a room is. "OMG! That girl has the most beautiful........lighting..... I've ever seen! :D
justanothercamgirl
10-06-2014, 07:36 AM
Oh and when you know exactly what's going on here ::)
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/467x387q90/540/KJZw3e.png
You know you are a camgirl when you are completely heart-broken to find out Amazon.ca doesn't sell sea sponges after exciting checking because saw a post on YKYACW. :(
SimoneGray
10-07-2014, 03:35 AM
YKWACGW you quit your vanilla job and are so damn excited about it, not apprehensive or devastated like other people get. Also when you get welcomed into the full time fold with love and affirmations by other awesome camgirls.
SophieL
10-08-2014, 10:21 PM
YKWACGW you quit your vanilla job and are so damn excited about it, not apprehensive or devastated like other people get. Also when you get welcomed into the full time fold with love and affirmations by other awesome camgirls.
Yes, I get depressed when I get a good vanilla offer. lol I just can't work for under $60/hr vanilla. So I up it until they no longer are interested in me.;)
SimoneGray
10-08-2014, 10:25 PM
YKYACGW you have a separate set of camming tank tops that can get lube and whatever else on them and it doesn't matter. You also know you're a camgirl when your shower routine is longer because you have to wash off all the bits of lube that just went EVERYWHERE. And when its a crisis that the local pharmacy you shop at is out of lube and condoms. I swear they think I'm a complete nympho there because of how often I buy that stuff and how often its an issue if they're out.
hyori
10-09-2014, 06:14 AM
When you watch, "the Mindy Project" about anal sex and think omg this is so PG.
TattooedBBW
10-09-2014, 11:11 PM
You know you're a camgirl when ....on the 30 second SM timer to go back to free chat after a show you use it for shoveling crackers in your mouth and seeing how many you can eat in 30 secs, still sitting there naked. or maybe that's just something i do...
SweetJulia
10-09-2014, 11:22 PM
^I so perved your room and tipped on my members account, hope you didn't mind, I'm bored and can't sleep lol
:)
Anyways, you know you're a camgirl when what you do on your memory foam matress, it wishes it could forget.
TattooedBBW
10-09-2014, 11:46 PM
^I so perved your room and tipped on my members account, hope you didn't mind, I'm bored and can't sleep lol
:)
Anyways, you know you're a camgirl when what you do on your memory foam matress, it wishes it could forget.
didn't mind at all! ur the sweetest, i sent you a pm thanking u <3<3 love u girl.
SweetJulia
10-11-2014, 10:28 AM
didn't mind at all! ur the sweetest, i sent you a pm thanking u <3<3 love u girl.
So welcome, sorry it was a small tip, had to make sure my animal charities would get enough :)
caramelcraze
10-13-2014, 05:15 PM
YKYACGW you get upload speed rage.
It's like road rage, except no one else is around thankfully.
"Why the fuck hasn't this 200mb video loaded yet!? it's been like 10 GD minutes!" *throws empty coffee cup*
"I'm only getting 30FPS on Chaturbate?! WTF! I don't pay for high speed internet for nothing!" *calls internet provider to vent*
*gets notification that internet speeds maybe slower due to server problems* "What do they expect me to do all day?! .5mbps upload?! Are they trying to set people who work from home up for failure today?!"
yeah... I have upload rage BAD.
Issabelle
10-25-2014, 03:31 AM
You get tagged with 'greedy,' 'heartless,' and 'super bitch' and your response is basically 'your point, Sir Freeloader the Ten Millionth? I'm very, very sorry you didn't get to see my titties for free. Sucks to be you. Really, it does. I shall go play the world's smallest violin in your honor. Wait...that's your penis--a pathetic sob story.' Because, ya know, we're camgirls, not an alms branch for the poor.
Ooooh, and just got 'has a penis.' Well then. lol
Issabelle
10-25-2014, 06:50 PM
Boyfriend/friend/mirror points out that every pair of lacy underwear you own seems to have a hole in it. Automatic defense is to say that sometimes you rush putting your clothes back on after a show and a heel goes through the undies and it's a fucking occupational hazard, okay? Stop judging me!
But actually--every. single. pair. I own. All of them.