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hyori
10-25-2014, 07:01 PM
YNYACGW you realize you are a better contortionist than a circus performer because of a stuck sea sponge.
Tigrillo
10-26-2014, 08:38 AM
^^ holy shit I had a very stupid time with a shortened tampon the last time too. I swear I had to climb inside my own snatch to find it.
on my part, IKIACGW I start wondering if the raging pain in my ovaries has something to do with the wild poundings I've been giving myself on cam.
SophiaSylvan
10-26-2014, 08:52 AM
You know you're a camgirl when ....on the 30 second SM timer to go back to free chat after a show you use it for shoveling crackers in your mouth and seeing how many you can eat in 30 secs, still sitting there naked. or maybe that's just something i do...
Need break button, bb?
SimoneGray
10-29-2014, 07:56 AM
YKYACGW you find a site that enables you to make GIF's and you spend HOURS recording your bum bouncing for that purpose. You then proceed to make a list of all sites that you need to drop that link on.
RoseWaits1983
10-30-2014, 08:26 AM
When your laundry basket isn't full after a week... spending to much time NAKED
justanothercamgirl
10-30-2014, 08:53 AM
Also, YKYACG and addicted to SW, when you post something and keep hitting refresh saying, "Aww, c'mon! That post was funny!" lol.
http://media.giphy.com/media/2SgkV9VcuncPe/giphy.gif
I resemble this YKYACG. ;)
justanothercamgirl
10-30-2014, 08:59 AM
You know you are a camgirl when you are out buying something and the cashier compliments you on your coconut hair conditioner......and you don't own any coconut hair conditioner. O.O
Note to self: Stop accidentally rubbing you lube-filled hands through your hair to avoid awkward cashier moments like this in the future.
TattooedBBW
10-30-2014, 09:40 AM
When u accidentally upload a picture to your personal Facebook where you can see your nip, because you upload naked pics so often that for some reason it didn't phase you til a friend texted you saying WTF?!
God I hope no one else saw.
TattooedBBW
10-30-2014, 09:41 AM
Need break button, bb?
nah I have one , i just find if i put myself into break mode I'll end up logging off cuz I start doing something and get distracted. So I just avoid breaks until the time I told myself Id take it.
SweetJulia
10-30-2014, 09:49 AM
When you mute your free chat to fart and record it with a video camera at the same time, with sound, cuz that shit-no pun intended-WILL sell somewhere :D
SimoneGray
10-30-2014, 10:27 AM
YKYACGW you realise that you spent 4 years at college but now take your clothes off on the internet and earn WAY more than what your college degree would have gotten you.
vagina sales for the win!
SweetJulia
10-30-2014, 05:19 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you can say "I've SEEN some SHIT!" and mean it literally. God, I hate c2c at times lol.
hyori
10-30-2014, 05:26 PM
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vagina sales for the win![/QUOTE]
YEAH!
SexyLittleThing
11-08-2014, 08:57 PM
Oh and when you know exactly what's going on here ::)
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/467x387q90/540/KJZw3e.png
Totally offtopic, but - why are sponges better than regular tampons? I'm really curious about that.
Vlodina
11-09-2014, 02:44 AM
Totally offtopic, but - why are sponges better than regular tampons? I'm really curious about that.
They are natural, reusable, environmentally friendly (provided sponge itself is harvested correctly) and most importantly you can fuck yourself while using one!
Glamourmilf
11-09-2014, 08:02 AM
When the only use for wax paper is to wrap dildos in so they won't get lint/hair on them while storing them all together in their big 'dildo box'! Def. NOT what my grandmother had in mind when she used to buy it in bulk! lol!39597
Sunnylexie
11-11-2014, 03:18 AM
When there's a scratch on your palate left by your toenail.
athenalovelace
11-12-2014, 10:59 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you're not phased by conversations like the following which happened at my vanilla job.
Me (making a drink for a customer. A bit earlier my coworker spilled a drink making the floor super sticky): Ugh I can't move on this floor. It's crazy sticky from that drink you spilled.
Customer: You should make him get down there and lick it up for making you have to stand on a sticky floor.
Jalina Nails
11-13-2014, 01:40 AM
lmao!
Jalina Nails
11-13-2014, 01:42 AM
yes!! lol
Jalina Nails
11-13-2014, 01:57 AM
you know you cam model when...
a guy text you saying if you will be available to hang out and you pause .. and try to convince yourself is he worth you missing out on reaching your cam goal , you think o yourself .....sure its a good idea to hang out and give yourself a break but then on the other hand you say ...hmmmm and sit there comparing the benefits of hanging out with this guy so you think to your self whats a few hours or one night ?... then you start thinking hey wait!! that's a a few hours taking away from the money I could make camming lol that happen tonight told the guy .. i should be free next week. but in mind i was like "yup i should have reached my goal by then !
smaddy
11-15-2014, 10:26 AM
You know your a camgirl when you move to a new apartment with 2 bedrooms and instead of taking the master bedroom with the nice walk in closet you take the smaller room with the crappy closet because it's the only room that you don't share a wall with your neighbors and you don't want them to hear you working.
CariDee
11-15-2014, 12:29 PM
You know you're a camgirl when ... whenever you use the words "ass" , your partner adds a ""bb" jokingly to it :D
TattooedBBW
11-15-2014, 01:56 PM
You know you're a camgirl when your friend is calling you to go out for drinks and clubbing, and you just keep letting the calls go to voicemail because you're addicted to making money and don't want to take a Saturday off from cam Im a bad friend :( :P
Staples
11-15-2014, 02:03 PM
Boyfriend/friend/mirror points out that every pair of lacy underwear you own seems to have a hole in it. Automatic defense is to say that sometimes you rush putting your clothes back on after a show and a heel goes through the undies and it's a fucking occupational hazard, okay? Stop judging me!
But actually--every. single. pair. I own. All of them.
Yes, this. Every. Single. Pair.
Staples
11-15-2014, 02:06 PM
YKYACGW you realise that you spent 4 years at college but now take your clothes off on the internet and earn WAY more than what your college degree would have gotten you.
vagina sales for the win!
Yep, I spent 7 years in college and have 3 degrees but this is still way better.
SimoneGray
11-15-2014, 02:54 PM
Yep, I spent 7 years in college and have 3 degrees but this is still way better.
Damn girl...mad respect. It is true though...this is one of the few job spaces where you get adequately compensated for the work you do.
TattooedBBW
11-15-2014, 06:39 PM
YKYACGW u make $70 sexting and eating KFC , ur keyboard greasy as fuck. don't judge its my weekly cheat meal and its divine!
Procrasturbator
11-25-2014, 05:32 PM
YKYACGW you spend 20 minutes trying to make spurts of lotion look like a real cum shot.
... Still not completely happy with how that turned out actually but it was getting a little ridiculous.
EDIT: And then you forget to wipe the last attempt off of your boobs and it gets in your hair that you just washed 3 hours ago and is just as fucking annoying as real cum. >:(
Staples
11-25-2014, 05:35 PM
YKYACGW you're in the kitchen washing a cucumber for a salad and you realize you're stroking it like a dick and then you wonder how many people would pay to see that.
Magical_Hoohah
11-25-2014, 06:14 PM
And then you forget to wipe the last attempt off of your boobs and it gets in your hair that you just washed 3 hours ago and is just as fucking annoying as real cum. >:(
YES! I just got some fake cum in my hair, and was trying to get it out as carefully as possible so I didn't have to wash it again. LOL!
hyori
11-27-2014, 08:19 AM
YKYACGW while shopping for freakishly tiny ear buds because you are sick of fat ear buds that make your ear canals sore you also shop simultaneously for dildos and butt plugs. Who does that? This proud camgirl.
SweetJulia
11-27-2014, 08:33 AM
^I have to use the kids ones, too :)
hyori
11-27-2014, 08:46 AM
I buy the JLab J6 model. They are tiny and have great sound and the build quality is amazing with all metal construction. I am an audiophile so I need good sound. The children's ear buds are a great idea but I like to blast my eardrums when the beat drops and with the safety feature on kidphones this girl would be pouting.
TattooedBBW
12-07-2014, 08:58 AM
You know you're a camgirl when it's your birthday week and because of various wishlist gifts and amazon gc purchases you have over 30 packages being delivered to your place with different lingerie outfits and sex toys.
Kinda nervous cuz I've never had a package delivered here before and my apt is way in the back- hope the college student guys who live upstairs don't open a package by accident *grins*
Missbeth
12-07-2014, 09:40 AM
You know you're a camgirl when it's your birthday week and because of various wishlist gifts and amazon gc purchases you have over 30 packages being delivered to your place with different lingerie outfits and sex toys.
Kinda nervous cuz I've never had a package delivered here before and my apt is way in the back- hope the college student guys who live upstairs don't open a package by accident *grins*
Oh man this reminds me of awhile back when I had just moved and ordered a dildo on amazon, I accidentally sent it to my old address and by the time I caught my mistake it had already been shipped....those poor people who moved into my old apartment...lol
caramelcraze
12-16-2014, 03:50 AM
YKYACGW you decide it's time to go back to college... so you can take a video editing class and make even BETTER clips! :rotfl: Seriously, college classes for fetish clips. I never thought I'd see the day.
Violet_Z
12-16-2014, 02:05 PM
When you have to avoid the guy that checks for pests in your apartment building because of the time you left all your cam stuff out on your bed the day that you forgot about inspections.
Violet_Z
12-16-2014, 02:09 PM
When you are lingerie shopping and you and your boyfriend point at everything ridiculous, laugh and declare "some one will pay to see it"
Bootsie
12-16-2014, 02:16 PM
When you want to have a bubble bath, but delay it for 30 minutes while you decide MFC goal show, SM goldshow, or clip material.
SimoneGray
01-12-2015, 10:12 PM
YKYACGW you run outside your house, in your underwear at 6am in the morning to steal clothespins from your landlady's washing line because some guy just bought a show and you realise you dont have any in your own home.:rotfl:
SexxiLexxi
01-12-2015, 10:41 PM
You know you are a cam girl (the hopes of being a great one of course)...when you are at your Real job....and KNOW they are watching you on the cameras that are in the back office area and all you can think about is how you wish you could be at home on your camera, naked....and hell even throwing in eating cheetos because SOME guy will pay to see ya eating cheetos, naked
/dies laughing/ cant believe I thought about this while standing at my cash register at work.......
LadyJezebel
01-13-2015, 12:39 PM
When you have to avoid the guy that checks for pests in your apartment building because of the time you left all your cam stuff out on your bed the day that you forgot about inspections.
Hahahahah yess omg this happened to me too..came home to find a dildo covered with my laundry bag when I knew I didn't put it there. Then it clicked....he must have felt embarrassed and covered it
MissSexyBunny
01-27-2015, 02:52 AM
When all you do is calculate your earnings and think of ways to earn more and what to do with the money:writing::dreams::lamp:
jculp90
01-27-2015, 08:33 PM
YKYACGW you go on a small getaway and your suitcase is packed mainly with toys and cam outfits ...then when you unpack you realize you forgot your hd webcam and get pissed off for an hour.... then finally decide to log on with just using the built in camera but log off after an hour because it feels to slow and you blame it on the fact you forgot your camera but then feel stupid because after you calculated your earnings you realize you still made $30 that hour....I don't think my emotions can handle all the up and downs in such a short period of time haha.
twistedprincess
01-27-2015, 08:43 PM
When you just sat down and planned out how camming is going to pay off your car, student loans, and other debts.
Sorry to break the hearts of custies, but not ALL of the money they give me is spent on sex toys and shoes.
scarlettbelle
01-27-2015, 10:22 PM
When your nail polish always wears of off certain fingers waaaaaay faster than others...40481
JoJoX
02-04-2015, 04:26 PM
Just about every person you date say something like "How come you don't do that with me?"
hyori
02-04-2015, 05:06 PM
^^ omg this. OR your husband whines, how come you don't dress like that all the time?
LaylaLovely
02-04-2015, 05:34 PM
When your nail polish always wears of off certain fingers waaaaaay faster than others...40481
I hope you use non toxic nail polish :)