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AngelCummings
03-15-2011, 02:43 AM
You happen to run into the men you know in real life (your middle school principal, your English professor, your best friend's dad) and start start to see them as pervs and wonder what kind of fucked up fetishes they're hiding :-\
CamWhore
03-15-2011, 04:51 AM
when you prepare a model release to give that dude you screwed last night , while hes drunk, because you just recorded the session for clips4sale.
(LoL)
xxxevexxx
03-15-2011, 09:12 AM
when you prepare a model release to give that dude you screwed last night , while hes drunk, because you just recorded the session for clips4sale.
(LoL)
Now ^^THAT^^ is good! ;)
AngelCummings
03-15-2011, 04:19 PM
when you prepare a model release to give that dude you screwed last night , while hes drunk, because you just recorded the session for clips4sale.
(LoL)
lmao ahhh i heart you camwhore ;D
MissEgo
03-19-2011, 01:19 PM
when you get an email, read it, then close it, and think "oh shit, I should answer that, I want my $1" and then realize... unfortunately, you don't get paid for answering emails...
(bonus points if it's an email from your "regular life"... like from Mom or something...)
Ashly06
03-19-2011, 08:07 PM
When a custie comes into your room that has the same name as the pastor of your church! You immediently log off then refuse to go back to that church...ever. Wondering in the process if the deacons and elders have accounts as well.
MistyRose
03-20-2011, 01:33 PM
When seemingly innocent phrases, such as "to meet", "in person", "i wish i could be there" are seizure triggers for you.
cherriebomb
03-21-2011, 07:14 AM
When you are genuinely concerned with having stalkers :( Ugh.
ShellyConnors
03-21-2011, 12:37 PM
When peoples' comments on twitter become your primary source of hearing about current events because you spend more time playing music on Pandora and sending out "I'm live now on cam, come visit me now" tweets than watching anything on TV.
KamiOnline
03-22-2011, 10:46 PM
When you make a emergency run to walmart in the middle of the night, in full eyeliner, lip gloss, BIG FAKE eyelashes and sweatpants, for a mic because yours just broke mid-shift!!!
AngelCummings
03-22-2011, 11:30 PM
-When you know way more about computers and software troubleshooting then your friends and family, even though you aren't a computer science major
-When you know way more about marketing and promotions then your friends and family, even though you never majored in business :D
AngelCummings
03-22-2011, 11:35 PM
Lmao @ the "bb". I tend to catch myself sending that to ppl all the time! I laugh after because camming is really getting to me..
haha i know right! the other day one of my friends told me a joke and i literally said "lol" instead of laughing :O
cherriebomb
03-23-2011, 05:25 AM
^^Angel! I do that too!!! Ive also started calling my dog and bf bb.
When take a break from camming to walk your dog and have a mini panic attack because you realize your curtains have been open the whole time. Even though you are on the 2nd floor, you can still see in perfectly. FML.
MissEgo
03-23-2011, 10:20 AM
When the words "The things I would do to you if I were there", or any variation, make you physically ill. I get this all all all the time from one guy, always talking about how jealous he is of my bf, and he wishes he could be with me, and ohh the things he'd do to me.
The way he says it almost sounds creepy.
But I might be being paranoid, and he's a good tipper and wishlist-giver. $150 e-gift card for VS? Yes please! Just stop talking to me, kthxbye. :P
MissEgo
03-24-2011, 12:33 PM
When you start thinking of your morning routine in terms of fetishes.
Pee, Breakfast, Brush teeth, Work out, Shower, Lotion, Dry hair, etc. is now Pee, Vore, Spit, Exercise, Shower, Lotion, Hair...
sexandgrammar
03-26-2011, 09:26 AM
^ This :P
Ms.Lacey
03-26-2011, 01:24 PM
When you get emails like this:
okay this is weird, but i would love to get you pregnant and i dont want to split after. ok so pisces is my favorite sign. we both in new jersey. we both good looking...maybe you more than me. i dont think youre single, but i am. i just found out the girl i was trying to get to move in with me and start a relationship with is involved with two other guys on saturday. i know we cant have a kid, but tell me maybe some idea when you are on this site...pisces is really my favorite sign and i slept with a pretty black girl once, others werent as pretty as you. i write poetry and songs as a hobby and they are good, so let me know if you want to read some. im thirty two i dont know how old you are, but i want to be a father, but i wouldnt know how to be one. keep in touch. my name is jared.
WTF
DottieMay
03-26-2011, 04:00 PM
^ OMG all day guys wanting to get me pregnant! Seems like every guy on SM too lives on the east coast!
DottieMay
03-26-2011, 04:02 PM
I just had a good laugh. I was sitting here and I swore I heard the sound of someone coming into my chat. So I jumped up to see and laughed because I'm not even on cam right now.
Ms.Lacey
03-26-2011, 04:08 PM
I just had a good laugh. I was sitting here and I swore I heard the sound of someone coming into my chat. So I jumped up to see and laughed because I'm not even on cam right now.
LMMFAO!!! so bad when you hear the ring and ur not working. I often dream about work how sad is that
Amy Lee
03-26-2011, 04:18 PM
When a friend from your yahoo messenger or skype wants to talk and view you, you get irritated and anxious because there is no way of making money doing it!
MissEgo
03-26-2011, 05:03 PM
I often dream about work how sad is that
Yesterday morning I jumped out of bed and rushed to get ready, because I dreamed that I had a private show to do. My boyfriend asked me what I was doing, and then I realized it was a dream... :S
DottieMay
03-26-2011, 10:31 PM
I often dream about work how sad is that
I do too. Sometimes I catch myself saying something dirty and it wakes me up.
sexandgrammar
03-27-2011, 09:05 AM
When you get emails like this:
okay this is weird, but i would love to get you pregnant and i dont want to split after. ok so pisces is my favorite sign. we both in new jersey. we both good looking...maybe you more than me. i dont think youre single, but i am. i just found out the girl i was trying to get to move in with me and start a relationship with is involved with two other guys on saturday. i know we cant have a kid, but tell me maybe some idea when you are on this site...pisces is really my favorite sign and i slept with a pretty black girl once, others werent as pretty as you. i write poetry and songs as a hobby and they are good, so let me know if you want to read some. im thirty two i dont know how old you are, but i want to be a father, but i wouldnt know how to be one. keep in touch. my name is jared.
WTF
Oh my god, this should be a found poem, I SWEAR. Fucking brilliant. And hilarious.
h0ttie
03-27-2011, 10:44 AM
When you get emails like this:
okay this is weird, but i would love to get you pregnant and i dont want to split after. ok so pisces is my favorite sign. we both in new jersey. we both good looking...maybe you more than me. i dont think youre single, but i am. i just found out the girl i was trying to get to move in with me and start a relationship with is involved with two other guys on saturday. i know we cant have a kid, but tell me maybe some idea when you are on this site...pisces is really my favorite sign and i slept with a pretty black girl once, others werent as pretty as you. i write poetry and songs as a hobby and they are good, so let me know if you want to read some. im thirty two i dont know how old you are, but i want to be a father, but i wouldnt know how to be one. keep in touch. my name is jared.
WTF
this is sooo funny!!
someone please start a thread where we can post the weird messages we get I want to read more of these lol
MistyRose
03-27-2011, 04:53 PM
When your self control and ability to resist laughter is impeccable. Example: you see a guy (literally) jacking off with a forefinger and thumb (no, not sph) and you say "Mmmm, what a nice, hard cock!" with a delightful smile. And you really, honestly wanna burst laughing. :D
h0ttie
03-29-2011, 07:50 PM
When you write "bb wipes" on your shopping list. Didn't realize what I wrote till I was in the store and thought god I'm such a camgirl lol
Also when you buy wipes every week and don't have any kids :)
nocturne
03-30-2011, 08:05 AM
When you find yourself buying soundproofing materials because you're tired of your neighbors scream-moaning through the wall every time you have a private.
AngelCummings
03-30-2011, 08:19 AM
When you feel a sisterhood and sense of mutual empathy and understanding with other camgirls, and feel like you can tell them things and experiences you couldn't even tell your boyfriend, even though you have never even met them in real life!
AngelCummings
04-30-2011, 10:53 AM
when someone makes a double post here and puts "DP" and you automatically think "double penetration"
http://sondrak.com/images/uploads/obama_biden_facepalm.jpg
MissEgo
04-30-2011, 11:49 AM
-You're always naked. Or semi-naked. Even when you're just at home NOT working.
-Unless you're getting on cam, you can't be bothered to put on sexy clothes or awesome makeup. Oh, I won't be getting paid per minute? Then you don't deserve to see me all dolled up. Deal with it.
roast
05-01-2011, 01:39 AM
When you find yourself going shopping you can't help but question how cam versatile what you're buying is:
"Yea, I need cotton panties, but if I have a lot of lube in my vajay will the wet stain show up on cam? yea... maybe I need only dark colors"
"Yea, this down feather coat would be great for the next winter blizzard... but will it look good on cam?"
"Yea, this bra makes my cups seamless in any shirt- but its that ugly tan color thatll wash out under my lights... and my boobies won't look like they'd have enough UMPH on cam... Ill put it back"
"Yea I love this cereal, but its just easier to eat a cereal bar when you're on cam"
When you have a hardcore crush on a camgirl whose room you occasionally lurk in... and you swore you were heterosexual. "Omg she's on! she's on! ohh she looks SO hot today, good for her... aww... she giggled..."
When you hate pimps but find yourself developing the ultimate 'camming website' and ask yourself how you can bank off of it while still keeping your ethics and cam schedule. You get frustrated, give up and just sign up for affiliate programs.
When you are painfully aware of any mention of camming in the media - you are damn near a historian at this point. "Did you know, the depiction of camming on that new Showtime series 'Shameless' is actually pretty accurate. Which I think is good because without webcamming, did you know no one would know Clay (http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/clay_im__oPt.jpg)Aiken was gay? Like we knew, but we didn't certifiably know, you know? Give us five years and we'll become ... Russian spies (http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=153253&highlight=spies) or some shit"
When you consider 'down time' to be when you're sleeping, pee breaks, when you turn off free chat, when you're researching, when you're on SW, and when you're running errands. You hate 'downtime' and try to figure out if there is any way to monetize every moment of it: "Maybe Ill get a voyeur cam.... I can point my HD camcorder at my feet while Im running errands... would someone pay to watch me sleep?... maybe Ill add an affiliate link to my SW siggy...."
When on the 15th, 1st, and/or 30th of every month your friends know not to BOTHER scheduling time to hang out with you. The ones who don't know what you do for a living assume that's when you're on your period. But since you signed up for daily pay, you barely even leave the house.
In fact, you find yourself researching "symptoms of agoraphobia"
If you're American and on AW, you find yourself saying "love, nutter, you ok, all right, arse, pounds, gutted, uni or the university" all the time even when you aren't friends with anyone from the UK in real life. Faker, who are you, Madonna?
When you have no ass - you know how to arch, sit, squat, stretch to make it look HUGE. When you have no boobs you know which bras, contouring, and pads work best. When you don't have a waist but are the queen of the twist angle tummytuck sit.... honestly, drag queens have nothing on you at this point, you should just be a sex appeal consultant.
Once a month your recycling and trash pick up day means your curb is piled with cardboard boxes. You keep trying to get the amazon gift card givers to just send you money via alertpay but they don't get it. The last time you got one you were like "UGHH what the fuuuuck do I need now? brown rice? microphone? 3 bottles of shampoo? 10lbs of albanese gummi bears? UGH." Then you realize you sound like a spoiled brat... geez, complaining about free internet shopping.... The hell is wrong with you? Just order more lube, pantyhose, and more quinoa that you won't eat
When you interrogate your significant someone about their sexual interests. Sometimes you'll just list fetishes and they're like "OH MY GOD PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!" and you're like "hell yea, I made $35 off of talking about that yesterday!" [silence] "wait... do you like that? you can tell me." But you don't fully believe them when their sexual interests are pretty standard. "You sure you don't want me to spit on your face while making fun of your dick?" "I mean... uh, do you want to?" "Do YOU want me to?" "Not really?" "You sure? Its OK, you can tell me"
When you no longer can 'sense' what time it is... and you find yourself arguing with yourself about what is 'time' appropriate anymore. ie, Why is the sun coming up?! oh - wtf it is 6am?! when did it become 6am?! Well guys want to jerk off at any time, its noon in the UK and 5PM in Australia so who gives a fuck - onwards and upwards!
MissEgo
05-01-2011, 02:19 AM
When you find yourself going shopping you can't help but question how cam versatile what you're buying is:
"Yea, this bra makes my cups seamless in any shirt- but its that ugly tan color thatll wash out under my lights... and my boobies won't look like they'd have enough UMPH on cam... Ill put it back"
"Yea I love this cereal, but its just easier to eat a cereal bar when you're on cam"
When you have a hardcore crush on a camgirl whose room you occasionally lurk in... and you swore you were heterosexual. "Omg she's on! she's on! ohh she looks SO hot today, good for her... aww... she giggled..."
When you hate pimps but find yourself developing the ultimate 'camming website' and ask yourself how you can bank off of it while still keeping your ethics and cam schedule. You get frustrated, give up and just sign up for affiliate programs.
When you consider 'down time' to be when you're sleeping, pee breaks, when you turn off free chat, when you're researching, when you're on SW, and when you're running errands. You hate 'downtime' and try to figure out if there is any way to monetize every moment of it: "Maybe Ill get a voyeur cam.... I can point my HD camcorder at my feet while Im running errands... would someone pay to watch me sleep?... maybe Ill add an affiliate link to my SW siggy...."
In fact, you find yourself researching "symptoms of agoraphobia"
When you have no boobs you know which bras, contouring, and pads work best.
When you interrogate your significant someone about their sexual interests. Sometimes you'll just list fetishes and they're like "OH MY GOD PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!" and you're like "hell yea, I made $35 off of talking about that yesterday!" [silence] "wait... do you like that? you can tell me." But you don't fully believe them when their sexual interests are pretty standard. "You sure you don't want me to spit on your face while making fun of your dick?" "I mean... uh, do you want to?" "Do YOU want me to?" "Not really?" "You sure? Its OK, you can tell me"
When you no longer can 'sense' what time it is... and you find yourself arguing with yourself about what is 'time' appropriate anymore. ie, Why is the sun coming up?! oh - wtf it is 6am?! when did it become 6am?! Well guys want to jerk off at any time, its noon in the UK and 5PM in Australia so who gives a fuck - onwards and upwards!
OMG, these especially.
Like a week ago I was seriously researching agoraphobia and interrogating my poor bf about fetishes he might possibly be into.
Ms.Lacey
05-01-2011, 02:31 AM
When you play find the dildos and make $100
IsobelWren
05-01-2011, 02:52 PM
Roast, that was the best post evar!
Fridays
05-01-2011, 03:25 PM
omg u guys n girls :P
Awesome posts ! :)
I thought it was just me doing all these things offline or online... and everyone else was.... normal!:D
its such a relief knowing you all do them !:D
IsobelWren
05-03-2011, 06:10 PM
You can go from being flat on your back with cocks in you to being in a bra and panty set with your hair finger combed and your eyeliner straightened in under 30 seconds.
AngelCummings
05-04-2011, 10:04 AM
You can go from being flat on your back with cocks in you to being in a bra and panty set with your hair finger combed and your eyeliner straightened in under 30 seconds.
haha omg this is so true! i have totally mastered the "30 Second Rush"! lol!
naughtycammer
05-04-2011, 01:34 PM
haha I just wanted to note that right this minute I have thanked people 666 times. lol. I'm a dork.
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 130
Thanks: 666
Thanked 106 Times in 59 Posts
Reviews: 0
That"MODEL"Chick
05-04-2011, 01:39 PM
^^Thats nothing,look at me. All that in a month and I'm continuously thanking away :D
SexToyFiend
05-31-2011, 04:24 PM
When you go to Best Buy to buy more equipment and find you know more than the Geek Squad
When your friends who don't know *exactly* what you do except 'work at home' secretly believe you have an internet addiction and are beginning to stage an intervention, because you're always canceling or changing plans to 'go on your computer'
When your friends tell you about this "new cool thing called skype where you can video chat", you're just thinking of the 5 different screen names you juggle and which one is most appropriate to give them
You watch porn pretty much only for ideas, and there is a 70% chance you can name the girl in the scene since you caught her in free chat on Streamate or follow her on twitter
When your makeup can be divided into your 'camming makeup' and your 'real life makeup'
When you have strong opinions on what oils and body lotions are best for your body. Like really strong opinions. Seriously.
You have lucky camming underwear and get pissed when you can't find it, and believe that if you didn't make your quota its because you're not wearing the right panties.
When you ask your boyfriend / husband in 20 different ways about how he feels about "exhibitionism" or "having people watch" or filming sex, and you start carefully watching him masturbate to see how far his cum can shoot and if he can pop multiple times
You know how to adjust your lights, outfits, and ManyCam settings on your 'ugly' days
You weren't good at math in high school but now you're a fucking whiz, especially at percentages. Especially. at. percentages.
You consider wearing your wig and full makeup to the store because completely undoing your look just sounds too exhausting, and you need to put in more hours once you get back.
You eye men in public and try to guess what their fetish is, and begin taunting them in your head: "yea, he probably has a small dick" "look at that fat cuck sissy, bet he wants to wear my thigh highs and suck my thumb" "definitely an oil show guy" "bet you think he thinks he has a huge dick and would send me 50 pictures of it. Its probably so average looking Id fall asleep"... and you make yourself laugh out loud each time. Even if you're alone.
OMG, this is hilarious. I fucking love this thread! I can totally relate to the majority of these! ;)
IsobelWren
06-15-2011, 09:45 AM
...you're doing laundry and you pick all the dirty panties out instead of throwing them in the washer because, "Hey I can make money off these! I can run more than one auction a day with this back log!"
AngelCummings
06-15-2011, 10:02 AM
^^^haha, that's hilarious^^^
When the UPS guy comes to drop off a package and you go to answer the door with your makeup done, tousled bedroom hair, and a sexy robe on and you look like you've just been freshly f****d LOL
AngelCummings
06-15-2011, 06:08 PM
When you're the only house on your block that still has lights on after 1 in the morning
FoxieB.
06-15-2011, 11:02 PM
* When your make-up for camming seems to turn out so much better than when your applying make-up for real life situations. Even though you try harder next time when you go on a night out , still doesnt seem to look as good for some reason! :confused:
* when you have a favourite brand of baby wipes ( even though you havent got kids ) - and you go to extensive lengths to get them ( even if it's a 45 min. trip to that certain shop! )
* when you wonder if the neighbour across the street might have seen you naked / in sexy lingerie by mistake and you wonder if he uses cam sites or has even tried to find YOU on a camsite :O
* when you remember the names of regulars much easier than remembering names of people in real life
* when all the clothes shopping you've done for a while has been for cam outfits / sexy underwear , stockings etc .... and then you go on saying "I've got nothing to wear" for your real life outings
* sometimes when you talk to friends or relatives that are in a different country / state and they say something that upsets you - your inner voice wonders why there isnt a kick or block button , but then you laugh to urself thinking that you're silly for thinking that! }:D
* you start getting really good at applying false eyelashes and have started quite a collection by now . Till recently you wouldnt have even looked twice at them in shops , and you were a disaster that one time long ago when you tried glueing them on ;D
AngelCummings
06-16-2011, 12:02 AM
* When your make-up for camming seems to turn out so much better than when your applying make-up for real life situations. Even though you try harder next time when you go on a night out , still doesnt seem to look as good for some reason! :confused:
* when you have a favourite brand of baby wipes ( even though you havent got kids ) - and you go to extensive lengths to get them ( even if it's a 45 min. trip to that certain shop! )
* when you wonder if the neighbour across the street might have seen you naked / in sexy lingerie by mistake and you wonder if he uses cam sites or has even tried to find YOU on a camsite :O
* when you remember the names of regulars much easier than remembering names of people in real life
* when all the clothes shopping you've done for a while has been for cam outfits / sexy underwear , stockings etc .... and then you go on saying "I've got nothing to wear" for your real life outings
* sometimes when you talk to friends or relatives that are in a different country / state and they say something that upsets you - your inner voice wonders why there isnt a kick or block button , but then you laugh to urself thinking that you're silly for thinking that! }:D
* you start getting really good at applying false eyelashes and have started quite a collection by now . Till recently you wouldnt have even looked twice at them in shops , and you were a disaster that one time long ago when you tried glueing them on ;D
this x 100!
IsobelWren
06-16-2011, 04:37 AM
* when all the clothes shopping you've done for a while has been for cam outfits / sexy underwear , stockings etc .... and then you go on saying "I've got nothing to wear" for your real life outings
THIS! I just realized that I have only 4 pairs of pants, 2 are grubby pants for housework/gardening/painting, 1 has a broken zipper and so that leaves only 1 that's totally fine and that pair doesn't really fit!
Also I have only 3 pairs of shorts and none of them fit.
Don't even ASK me how many pairs of stockings and lingerie sets I have tho!
Missymissdemeanour
06-16-2011, 05:05 AM
This thread has made me laugh so much, to realise I am not the only one doing, thinking and saying these things :D
Back on topic:
You know your a cam girl when
Whilst shopping for sex toys, cam clothes, cam make up, new webcam, mics, hell even computers, you know it's all tax deductable!;)
Fridays
06-16-2011, 06:34 AM
Love this thread!:)
You know you;re a cam girl
-when U try to remember when was the last time U talked to real people..
- when u cant decide if u love or hate all the other cam girls
- when u wonder why all your female friends dont cam for extra money
- when u constantly worry that u dont have a pension plan YET
- when u wonder if u could still look sexy and fuck a dildo when ur 60 yrs old
Ms.Lacey
06-18-2011, 01:55 PM
You get pictures like this...
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