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Snowy0Star
02-11-2015, 02:47 AM
when its 4:45 am ur mother post shes at the ER on her facebook u call her (shes ok BTW) she asks u "why r u up" and tell her "because i do porn for a living" and she goes "o yeah this is ur work time"
Glamourmilf
02-18-2015, 07:42 AM
YKYACGW You check out the sex shop in the new town you just moved to, and you already own EVERYTHING in the store! lol!!
It was funny, because I usually shop online, yet I haven't even done that in like 8 months, or maybe longer.
I told the cute little sales girls that I was a cam girl, and they told me that lots of cam models go to the store.. Cool.
They also said that they will be having a 'how to do a blowjob workshop; coming up, and I'm thinking, 'Yeah, and i could teach the damn thing!'
I did stock up on several pairs of thigh-his, because they were only a dollar a piece.
Small towns, gotta love em!
IsobelWren
03-03-2015, 12:04 PM
Tired after a late night on cam that you just fall asleep with your eye makeup on. YKYA(lazy)CGW The next morning you think it still looks pretty good so. *good enough* *shrug* Straighten up the line a little and just get back on cam.
emma383
03-04-2015, 03:52 PM
When after 8hrs.. inside feels like this from exhaustion..40917
Snowy0Star
03-04-2015, 04:18 PM
i went food shopping with my cam makeup still on luckily i was wearing sunglasses so it didnt look too bad but i felt like a fat stripper walking around town
IsobelWren
03-04-2015, 09:12 PM
...a fat stripper walking around town
This mental image of you is kinda turning me on. ;)
hyori
03-19-2015, 11:09 AM
You know you're a camgirl when this is how you feel on a brand new site:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM
AnotherLily
03-19-2015, 12:00 PM
*~*Warning it's gross*~*
You're violently puking up some bad muscles you ate and when you're finished think, 'damn why didn't I record this?!'
hyori
03-20-2015, 08:50 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you don't flinch when you see the following in cam 2 cam:
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ScarletSage
03-24-2015, 04:35 PM
I'm throwing a house party for my classmates this week cause we are graduating this year. I don't have a living room so it will be basically in my huge bedroom.
Normally I'm pretty open about what I do, but these people are prospective future colleagues, so I just want to keep things safe.
My party preparation will go like this:
Hide one of the computers.
Hide 2 of the webcams. (this was how I revealed my boyfriend what I do. After he asked "why do you have 3 webcams?")
Hide all the make up because you never do make up "normally", I don't want them to be suspicious.
Place your sex toys in their boxes and hide.
Place coconut oils next to your hair care products instead of the night stand.
Put your "watersports" bucket back in the bathroom.
Cover your huge lingerie and costume drawer with a blanket.
And I'll try to cover the hookes placed on my bed for BDSM scenes, hopefully they will go unnoticed. But they might just think I use them "only" for my private life :P
Sunnylexie
04-09-2015, 10:24 PM
When the "N" and "O" letters on your keyboard are the first to wear off.
bbwbrianna
04-09-2015, 10:44 PM
*~*Warning it's gross*~*
You're violently puking up some bad muscles you ate and when you're finished think, 'damn why didn't I record this?!'
I thought I was the only one who thought about doing this.
Sunnylexie
04-10-2015, 12:02 AM
Tired after a late night on cam that you just fall asleep with your eye makeup on. YKYA(lazy)CGW The next morning you think it still looks pretty good so. *good enough* *shrug* Straighten up the line a little and just get back on cam.
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BeautifulJaleesa
04-15-2015, 02:01 PM
When you dream you've had a really long private, and when you return to free chat you have back to back tippers. lol what an awesome dream.
anoncamgirl
04-15-2015, 07:06 PM
When after 8hrs.. inside feels like this from exhaustion..40917
I'm dying, rofl! This was me after back to back sessions yesterday, so fucking tired! Haha. :)
Honestly, they were pretty hard sessions and my whole body aches, I'm dreading going online today. It's fine though!
hyori
04-15-2015, 07:28 PM
YNYACW you suddenly realize you know the words for genitalia and many sex-related words in several different languages and you have no idea how.
Serena-Shields
04-15-2015, 08:34 PM
When a guy calls you baby and you want to punch them.
Violet_Z
04-16-2015, 11:41 AM
When you ask your boyfriend or random hook up if you can have the naughty pics they took of you so you can sell them.
hyori
04-16-2015, 05:33 PM
When you pay your dog's vet bill and realize how much dildo fucking and sucking you did to be able to afford the cost easily.
Tigrillo
04-16-2015, 08:51 PM
When reading 'Pilates with Toys' in the Gym schedule makes you look twice and then giggle. LOL. Toys!
JessRyan
04-16-2015, 09:38 PM
I'm going to buy a GALLON of "Spunk" lubricant!!! Along with a syringe.
Violet_Z
04-17-2015, 08:21 AM
Whenever you buy sex toys you think about how much fun they would be vs how much guys would actually like to see you use them.
Glamourmilf
04-19-2015, 12:27 PM
ykyacw when you arrive at a barbeque, and ask loudly in front of all the guests,."Did you get a new Hitachi?" ( when you meant to say..Hibachi) and all the women at the party just laugh and say.."uh huh,we know what you've been up to!" :laughing::rotfl:
It would be understood if any of them knew I cammed, so it's funny that they prob think I spend hours buzzing lone in my room. Doesn't every woman?
audritwo
04-19-2015, 04:55 PM
YKYACW... Your power goes out right after a gold show and you are screaming "YES! YES PERFECT TIMING" Then your neighbors come over asking if you have some extra emergency candles and you literally look like you dressed in the dark. Clothes are inside out and backwards. Also smiling like some crazed person.
LaylaLovely
04-19-2015, 05:50 PM
^^Same thing happened to me except in the morning with backwards sweater and tag out the front ...and in laws whole family at the from door..didn't notice until I walked back in
hyori
04-19-2015, 05:57 PM
YNYACW Coconut oil and female spunk on your hair=reverse scene of "Something About Mary" with the DHL delivery guy who wants you to sign for a package that is labelled "Sexy Cosplay Girlish Smile Skirt for Schoolplay"...fuckin AliExpress discreet packaging for you.
Snowy0Star
04-20-2015, 07:37 AM
pso but still - when u get a phone call and dont mind being woken up 2 hours earlier then normal because its money. got woken up at 5:30 this morning to a 15 min niteflirt call
Vlodina
04-20-2015, 01:10 PM
I don't know where else to put this. How the fuck do I touch type and finger myself with nail extensions?!
CharleyQuinn
04-20-2015, 01:31 PM
verrrrrry carefully ;)
SimoneGray
04-20-2015, 01:44 PM
I don't know where else to put this. How the fuck do I touch type and finger myself with nail extensions?!
This is my life all the damn time...I love my long nails, i really do, I feel so hot and sexy when they are on, but yea, the fingering...big problem. I tend to get oval nails (not those sharp pointy ones) done, because they are so round and soft on the edges, so fingering becomes way easier.
CharleyQuinn
04-20-2015, 01:46 PM
I would probably kill myself with sharp pointy nails, I can barely handle my natural, short nails >.<
Marina Starr
04-20-2015, 05:26 PM
When you sing anywhere and everywhere because you feel like it. You like the sound of your voice!
♫♫ I wanna know what love is ♥
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is ♥
I know you can show me... and I'm feeling so much loooooooove ♥ ♫ ♥ ♫
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hyori
04-20-2015, 08:03 PM
YKNYACW you really really hate poor men.
TheOutlier
04-20-2015, 10:56 PM
Including in your room search ads while moving: Privacy and high speed internet. }:D
Sunnylexie
04-24-2015, 08:48 AM
When you read "frying pan" as "flying porn".
KimKlass
04-24-2015, 01:28 PM
When you just realized that you referred to a lingerie set you reviewed on Amazon as a "cute outfit".
hyori
04-24-2015, 01:30 PM
When you just realized that you referred to a lingerie set you reviewed on Amazon as a "cute outfit".
LOL, yes, you wear it all the time and it's very durable and withstands a lot of stretching. You also appreciate the wash and wear!
audritwo
04-28-2015, 08:04 AM
YKYACW... it's been three days since you left your house and you realized you haven't put on any deodorant. And you find yourself wishing clips were scratch and sniff as well.
SimoneGray
04-28-2015, 05:17 PM
YKYACG when having no "work clothes" means you are out of lingerie and underwear, not normal clothes at all.
LolaLu
05-21-2015, 02:31 PM
Love this thread.....
SuperPookie
05-21-2015, 04:30 PM
When you seriously wonder if maybe your anus is to dark lol.
hyori
05-21-2015, 06:03 PM
YNYACW you give your tailor three of your sluttiest dresses and you laugh because you know she is wondering wtf happened to the elastics and zippers.
LoraDoll
05-22-2015, 01:31 AM
When i realize, i perfectly know, wich cloth/lingerie to pick up, in a store, wich one good on me, and i have a picture, about what i want,how i want to be. Before camming, i was totally clueless, about clothing, even lingerie, i bought pathetic ones lol. Now i feel like a WOMEN! :D
And when i raealize, the T shirt, i bought 3 years ago, looks like new, and still nice, coz i rarealy leave the house. God, i save so much money. :D
LolaLu
05-22-2015, 08:40 AM
YKYACW......You have 'bed shoes'
wr1ter
05-22-2015, 06:11 PM
When a guy you might go out with asks if you 'shave down there' and you say no "because you prefer it natural" but it's secretly because all of your cam room regulars love your bush...
darlingdarling
05-22-2015, 06:34 PM
Ykyacgw you go to the gym after working an earlier shift, but you don't take your clown whore face off. I don't have time to put all of it back on! Yay touch ups!
wr1ter
05-23-2015, 12:00 AM
....when you're relieved your shift is finally over so you can finally give your eyes a good rub and not panic about your eyeliner smudging
....when you make playlists and wonder what your customers will think of your song choices
....when you buy face powder that you don't need just because it'll reduce shininess on cam
....when you get hungry on cam you think of what you could eat that would be easy to eat in a sexy way
....when shaving becomes an opportunity to get paid
....when you're panty shopping and wonder which ones your regs would prefer you buy
....when you constantly have dreams about being on cam
....when you can barely flirt with potential dates because you don't want to dirty talk for free
SimoneGray
05-23-2015, 12:41 AM
^^ ALLLL of this but the last one made me laugh hysterically cos omg its soooo true. Even having sex I feel like..."why I am doing this for free?" LOL
PrincessfromHell
05-23-2015, 07:43 AM
....
I so can relate to these ones:
....when you make playlists and wonder what your customers will think of your song choices
I have special music list for camming, where I add only cool (guys cool) songs I like, Flawless by Beyonce is kept in another one :-X
....when you're panty shopping and wonder which ones your regs would prefer you buy
Same with shoes, I just bought 6 inches heels with platforms, damn I would never wear anything like that in RL. I am new to camming and those are my first, but guys love them oh they love them.
....when you can barely flirt with potential dates because you don't want to dirty talk for free
Totally true! I am thinking about getting those potentials in a group on my Whatsapp so they can talk to each other while I am ignoring them :-\
Thank you bb :*
wr1ter
05-23-2015, 04:39 PM
Lol, another post from me!
....when you have a million tabs open and half of them are SW
....when you're intending to just brush your hair and make yourself look like you haven't been holed up in your house for god knows how long and instinctively do your cam makeup
....when you're sitting outside soaking up the sun and intending to just relax and read blogs but end up on SW instead
....when you realize how badly you need to pee and rush to get the camera
....when you plan out a watersports video and in the middle of holding it you realize that you have to go #2 and it isn't going to wait another minute! and then you have to start all over.
....when your room is absolutely covered in panties, bras, tank tops, and the dishes left from your meal breaks
....can't sleep? Go on cam!
....when your amazon cart is pre-loaded with everything you want to order with your next paycheck
....when it feels wrong if you don't broadcast or at least record your showers
....when you make a beeline to the makeup section of the drugstore, even if you just went there to get some chips
....when you have a dream that one of your regulars found your number and called you, and the first thought to cross your mind is "He really sounds like that?" instead of "How did he get my number?"
....when every time your parents call you over in a serious tone you get a flash of panic because they don't know what you do in your room all day
....when chatting with your regulars and doing pvts with them feels like a vacation from real life!
....when you're out on the balcony filming a smoking video and you're paranoid that the guy on the balcony next to you can see that you're recording yourself smoking