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SimoneGray
05-23-2015, 08:42 PM
YKYACGW you finish a buttplug show and basically plonk yourself down, buttplug still in (mine has a flat base so I can sit on it) and answer some pressing emails from custies, only to wonder why your plug isnt where you left it with the other toys ten minutes later...lol at my scatterbrain

wr1ter
05-24-2015, 09:16 PM
You know you're a camgirl when during your post-work nap, you wake up a little while your cat is trying to leave, so you pet him and try to get him to lay down again, all the while thinking "please tip me". :/

WintersKiss
05-25-2015, 04:53 AM
When you're boyfriend is always asking you "Are you on your stripper forums again??"

omg, THIS... so hard. I'm not even done reading through this hilarious forum, but I couldn't let this one go buy.

HIM: what're you doing?
ME: *glances at my screen, then mumbles* readin'....
HIM: reading what?
ME: forum...
HIM: *that smug look* oh, what kind of forum?
ME: the CAM ONE DAMNIT!
HIM: again?
ME: Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it never fails xD same thing if I'm looking at (Read:prerv stalking) a camgurlcrush's stream xD

Snowy0Star
05-25-2015, 09:53 AM
u always type MFC when you u attempt to type MCR (the band my chemical romace) just caught myself while on FB having a convo with my little bro -_-

SweetNSouthern
05-25-2015, 11:40 AM
omg, THIS... so hard. I'm not even done reading through this hilarious forum, but I couldn't let this one go buy.

HIM: what're you doing?
ME: *glances at my screen, then mumbles* readin'....
HIM: reading what?
ME: forum...
HIM: *that smug look* oh, what kind of forum?
ME: the CAM ONE DAMNIT!
HIM: again?
ME: Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it never fails xD same thing if I'm looking at (Read:prerv stalking) a camgurlcrush's stream xD

OMG THIS SOO MUCH!!! He doesn't call it a forum though...he calls it the "whorum"...it's pretty funny...I spend most of my non-camming time here for ideas and a good laugh. Love that there's a place for people like me :)

xoprincessremy
05-25-2015, 12:11 PM
when you have two identical dildos (one of them hidden off-screen) in case the custie asks you to suck it after it's been inside you -- and you're not a fan of tasting yourself.

lmao. wish I learned of this trick earlier.

Issabelle
05-25-2015, 12:43 PM
when you have two identical dildos (one of them hidden off-screen) in case the custie asks you to suck it after it's been inside you -- and you're not a fan of tasting yourself.

lmao. wish I learned of this trick earlier.

THAT is brilliant. Why have I never thought of that before?!

BRB, running off to buy another dildo.

xoprincessremy
05-25-2015, 12:50 PM
THAT is brilliant. Why have I never thought of that before?!

BRB, running off to buy another dildo.

hahah I was thinking of this the other night. I had a custie who kept requesting it -- he was gracious enough to let me leave the show to go rinse it off. 99% of guys won't. so as I was rushing to the bathroom to rinse it off, I quickly realized it would just be way easier to get another dildo.

guess who definitely bought a 2nd one off amazon? :)

IvyRose
05-25-2015, 12:55 PM
ykyacw your boyfriend had a nightmare in which he was showing his family and businesspartners around in the new house, and comes in the livingroom where the table is stacked with dildos
(also mentioning in that dream he saw my sph/cuckolding prop which is a 12 inch strap on, laying there for everyone to see amongst a LOT of other toys XD)

Poor thing

Glamourmilf
05-26-2015, 11:20 AM
YKYACGW You've seen more male torsos in a week, (c2c) cam-to-cam, than a forensic crime lab sees in a year!
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hyori
05-26-2015, 04:35 PM
Actually, the majority of male torsos...at least for me:

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wr1ter
05-27-2015, 06:16 PM
...When you wake up, do your cam makeup, and then just sit there for an hour browsing SW before you decide to just go back to bed instead of filming a 5 minute clip, and dont bother to take your makeup off because "you might make a clip later"

Issabelle
05-27-2015, 06:56 PM
...When you wake up, do your cam makeup, and then just sit there for an hour browsing SW before you decide to just go back to bed instead of filming a 5 minute clip, and dont bother to take your makeup off because "you might make a clip later"

Or when you don't bother to take your make up off because you can't justify it after only working for such a short period of time. I mean, really, these hair products and fancy make up kits are not cheap and if I'm going for full on whore-face/hair, I'd better make at least $30 for the hour it took!

Also, when you have one of these days and go 'I'll get back on after a quick break,' which then turns into a nap, which then turns into you studiously re-doing one side of your face and hair after it got all smeared on the pillow. Sure, more work then starting all over, but the other side still looks good enough and maybe you can just angle that side away from the camera!

PrincessfromHell
05-27-2015, 08:56 PM
- When your ex is showing you the semi pro lighting he has just bought (he is a musician and he records vids sometimes) and you get uberly interested about the prices...and he gives you that WTF you are so into that look...
- Now you know the difference between warm and cold light and how it affects colours...
- You have never been cleaning cookies so often in your entire life ever...like if you ever cleaned them actually...
- Since some guys manage to get off to your face alone, you are thinking of wearing a veil in RL...why making those freeloaders on the streets happy lmao

apryll11
05-28-2015, 04:10 AM
You have said to yourself and perhaps while there, " I hate free chat"

caramelcraze
05-28-2015, 06:46 PM
YKYACG when this is your ringtone for all of your phone sex lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

takiaya
05-28-2015, 07:03 PM
~you say your quitting your job and never going back (chaturbate xD) and return every few months even though the bosses suck (support) because you need to be paid daily (daily pay)
~when your bf worries what the mailman will think of your package (panties, not that the mailman has xray priority mail envelope vision)
~when atleast half of potential customers for the day ask about your breastmilk (6 months pregnant)
~when you refuse to video chat with your friends even if you dont ever see them because it doesn't make since in your head to do that when they aren't paying and they can just see you in a few days in person
~when taking your pets to work is acceptable practice (mfc, cb, cam4) and you avoid working places where you cant even though you have contracts there too (imlive, streamate) bc you dont feel like telling one of your cats they cant come to work today

Yuli
05-28-2015, 08:59 PM
...when a dog licks your foot and your first reaction is EXCUSE ME, THAT IS NOT FREE???

Bootsie
05-29-2015, 12:27 AM
When your roommate comes home and you are in the same superman onesie you were wearing in the morning and she accuses you of not doing any work...so you unzip it to show her the lingerie you threw it on over when you heard her key in the door...

SimoneGray
05-29-2015, 06:08 AM
When someone says you should become a sub, and your first mental reaction is "WTF...HOW DO THEY KNOW!??" meanwhile they were talking about you being a teaching sub.

PrincessLavender
06-05-2015, 11:46 PM
When someone types "oprm i[r" in a private show and you know what they want.

takiaya
06-06-2015, 09:12 PM
~when you laugh because people on facebook get pissed you deleted them because a comment they made annoyed you. I block ppl who actually pay me all the time if I dont like something bad enough they say, and you want special treatment because youve been an online fb stalker for years, yeah right.

~when your ups guy knows your dogs names and brings them treats because he sees you more than your rl friends do

~when rl friends seem like too much trouble bc they want too much from you for free, and never have anything to give back

~when you and your bf have less sex when you dont have boygirl videos to film

~when people pay to look at your pregnant belly instead of trying to touch it for free in the supermarket

~when you prefer to order things online than go shopping in person

~when you hate anal in rl, but for $3 a minute your part and during a really long show you love sticking things in and out of your butt (actually regretting this one at the moment, my ass hurts now, but I sure loved it when I made $100 this morning from one private)

~when your cat makes daily visits to you at work

~when you can leave work instantly because your child is throwing a tantrum at the babysitters that the babysitter cant handle

~when your behind on your work projects but already got prepaid and can never be fired

doublerainbow
06-08-2015, 08:41 PM
... when your newness with using feminine menstrual cups leads to a bathroom that looks like the scene of a gruesome murder.. and before having any normal human response of horror, you first feel a pouty disappointment that you didn't think to record yourself..

PrettyInPunk
06-14-2015, 10:06 AM
When your pervy neighbor comments that you're 'all dressed up just for yard work' because you were to lazy to wash off the whore make up and change into a less skimpy outfit before going out to mow.

SimoneGray
06-14-2015, 11:45 AM
When you realise you haven't worked in a long ass time but can still get on cam, put in the hours and walk away with more than most people make at their weekly wage jobs. Damn this job is a blessing.

Marina Starr
06-14-2015, 11:52 AM
When you look like a #hotmess and still feel like the most beautiful bitch in the room! #beautifulbitch #confidenceonfleek
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SweetNSouthern
06-14-2015, 01:34 PM
OMG Yes!!! This was me Thursday night...had no makeup, hair wasn't done, and just a tank and panties...hands down the easiest night I had all week :)


When you look like a #hotmess and still feel like the most beautiful bitch in the room! #beautifulbitch #confidenceonfleek
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My addition to this thread...

~When you can literally wake up and work immediately :)
~When you get stared at in McDonald's because you're still in your cam makeup
~When a man won't get mad at you for making fun of his penis size to his face (on cam, that is...fetishes allow me to be the b***h I wanna be sometimes)

SimoneGray
06-14-2015, 02:11 PM
When you realise you won't let a tiny penis near you IRL because your SPH instincts will just kick in

lolabunny
06-15-2015, 07:30 AM
When you're a part of a vanilla forum and they're talking about a new movement of young women not shaving their armpits and you don't understand why they're disgusted by it...and in your mind, considering letting yours grow for clips and maybe a new cam look?

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Marina Starr
06-15-2015, 08:55 AM
OMG girl, they won't have any of that, LOL! We live in a society that expects women to be as prepubescent as possible! These vanilla people assumed that men only like all things thin, beautiful, normal and smooth! They have no idea that the surplus of men that like hairy women are astronomical!

When you're a part of a vanilla forum and they're talking about a new movement of young women not shaving their armpits and you don't understand why they're disgusted by it...and in your mind, considering letting yours grow for clips and maybe a new cam look?

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caramelcraze
06-15-2015, 12:44 PM
OMG girl, they won't have any of that, LOL! We live in a society that expects women to be as prepubescent as possible! These vanilla people assumed that men only like all things thin, beautiful, normal and smooth! They have no idea that the surplus of men that like hairy women are astronomical!

I agree. Armpit fetish dudes are all over c4s and some really love the hairy ones. Mine is so patchy that I couldn't if i wanted to. :p I do have a reg who shows up every two-ish weeks to watch me shave my forearm hair with an electric razor! I honestly look forward to him popping in because all I have to do is ignore him and get paid for something i'd otherwise do by myself. If there's a demand, you might as well take advantage of it! :)

PrettyInPunk
06-15-2015, 02:33 PM
When 'pedal pumping' becomes a weekly routine. So strange.

Cutie101
06-15-2015, 06:41 PM
-When u go to see a movie and appears a scene with a penis and you just give a smile (because u are so used to see dicks on cam every day, so this looks normal to you) while other women in the cinema laugh with the mouths wide opened and tears and makes you wonder when they had seen (not actually HAD, because is out of discussion) a penis.
-When a guy in the real life tells u are are pretty and want your number and u already calculate in mind how much would cost him.
-When half of your dresser is full of sexy lacey lingerie that could easily fill a store, while your friends with vailla jobs barely have a drawer or two mostly filled with cotton boring bras and panties.
-when you buy yourself new make up products/ lingerie/ hair care products and already think how much money your upgraded looks will bring you on cam.
-When everything you buy, actually makes u look at it like an investment and at some point u stop buying stuff that doesn't bring money.
-when u are sitting at tv or try to watch a movie on your couch and can't, because are paranoid and obsessed and u think that those 2 hours u lazy around could bring u another $100 or even more if u were on cam and caught a whale.
-When u are at university having a discussion with your male classmates and just say (completely normal) that U can't go today at beach because u need to shave your pussy and u get irritated on the bikini line from the sand if u go right away. In that moment u see them with their jaws dropped on the floor , staring at you like they saw an UFO and u realise actually how different and taboo worlds you and your real friends live.And how shy are the "vanilla" girls they hang with.

ericarouge
06-15-2015, 07:29 PM
...When you are sorta dating a vanilla guy (who doesn't know about camming) and he takes you sex shopping and you get the toys your regulars have been asking for.. I mean.. is a gift, why not get it for fun AND for work? ;D;D;D;D;D

Glamourmilf
06-15-2015, 10:01 PM
YKYACGW You hate summer, and all televised sports games, because it just means a drop in income.:frown:

aj__xoxo
06-17-2015, 11:38 PM
when any time a friend invites you out you ask what time and if its during a time you know you can make real coin you make an excuse and dont go or you plan in your head exactly what time you need to be home so you can make those last few bucks of the day and all your friends wonder why the hell you are going home so early lol. But you need to get out once in a while and not be a hermit!

hyori
06-18-2015, 05:41 AM
YKYACW you get offended when dumbasses think you spend all your time at the spa on your day off. WTF. Do they really think we are all that vain and stupid? I have a glamorous life of cleaning the grout in my bathroom naked for a clip so, fuck you idiot customer.

SimoneGray
06-18-2015, 07:15 AM
YKYACGW your period is just the worst thing ever. To every other woman its a comforting sign that you're not pregnant, but to me all i can think is how for the next 4 days i'll have to be SO CAREFUL about how I do shows and maybe not even work at all :( le sigh

IsobelWren
06-18-2015, 06:47 PM
When you're drinking a beverage "at work" [aka on cam] and realize you have to go get a different glass, because the one you have is printed with the name of a local business.

When a friend complains about how an unexpected bill is going to wreck their finances for months and you don't understand. You're a few seconds away from replying, "Just work a few more hours or do a camathon, make the money up in days." when you remember that salaried, "real job land" doesn't work that way.

caramelcraze
06-19-2015, 12:06 PM
YKYACGW Someone offers to buy your dryer lint. :rotfl:

taylorgirl1120
06-20-2015, 01:53 AM
You have figured out how to change tabs USING YOUR FEET so you don't have to move the cam during your insane private

Staples
06-20-2015, 11:40 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you leave party to go home and cam because you feel like your hotness was being wasted at the party. I looked hot as fuck and the party was boring so I'm now logging in to streamate. LOL

Procrasturbator
06-21-2015, 01:21 AM
When compliments on your looks don't affect you at all but compliments on your cam quality make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

KarinaGiselle
06-27-2015, 11:55 AM
When you play Grand Theft Auto V on the background while waiting for a private, and when a dude comes over asks "Are you playing GTA V?", you say "Eeeeyup" and tips you $6 because you're a nerdy girl.

hyori
06-27-2015, 12:16 PM
YNYACW you have a fucked up sense of fashion because you have forgotten how to dress for the real world. For instance, oh that leopard thong would make my ass look so good, I think I will wear it with hot pink pleather booty shorts and make sure the straps are peeking out with a bit of camel toe in the front. Oh fuck, I forgot this is a wedding.

Kitcatt
06-27-2015, 12:26 PM
YNYACW If you go out on a date and the guy hems and haws over the bill you think you need to block him for being cheap (dood, people spend more than that just to hang out and talk to me in exclusive, and THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE A MEAL.)

SimoneGray
06-27-2015, 12:43 PM
YKYACGW the thought of Monday morning doesn't upset you in the slightest because you know you can get up a little later than everyone else and ease yourself into the week, cos your hours are your own.

KarinaGiselle
06-27-2015, 04:09 PM
Yep (:

YKYACGW you take working out 5 days a week, 2 hours a day as part of the job.

Jesus, that's exhausting!

audritwo
06-27-2015, 05:54 PM
YKYACGW you fuck up your back real bad twerking.

or dislocate your shoulder while fucking yourself doggy.

or sprain your wrist because the awkward way you were holding your hitachi while using it.

or give yourself laryngitis because you were well enough to deepthroat.

or drool all over the ground, slip, hit your head on the desk, and give yourself a minor concussion in the middle of a private.




I don't know about you ladies, but this job is literally back breaking.
(yes these are all the things I have done to myself while camming.)

SimoneGray
06-27-2015, 06:07 PM
^^ on that note, when you injure part of your tricep muscle due to prolonged dildo usage...how on earth do guys jack off day after day without this happening!?