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apryll11
06-27-2015, 06:46 PM
YKYACGW you fuck up your back real bad twerking.

or dislocate your shoulder while fucking yourself doggy.

or sprain your wrist because the awkward way you were holding your hitachi while using it.

or give yourself laryngitis because you were well enough to deepthroat.

or drool all over the ground, slip, hit your head on the desk, and give yourself a minor concussion in the middle of a private.

This belongs in the " you know you a well paid cam girl" section.
Average girl cant afford all these attacks on her healh.

SimoneGray
06-27-2015, 08:34 PM
^^ Or just a camgirl who bounces back quickly...I've had 90% of that stuff happen to me and I'm not a top model and I don't even have health insurance but I try keep my body harmonious so I can bounce back when stuff like that happens.

apryll11
06-27-2015, 09:42 PM
Your bouncing back from a dislocation?
Well bless your soul, every dislocation between me and friends resulted in surgery and therapy.
Last minor concussion I had when I was released from the hospital and made my way down to billing I discovered a 1 way ambulance ride is 900 and a saline drip is 150 and I have no insurance either , never again will I be in need of medical attention dehydrated and with out cab fare.
Im not lucky enough to be so agile.

audritwo
06-28-2015, 09:21 AM
Fuck this nonsense... I worked my ass off to get where I am. I earned it. I don't need to explain myself. Thanks Simone for sticking up for me. Love ya.

emma383
06-28-2015, 09:29 AM
When they come into your room and begin to tell you how you should or should not do a show. Or statements like, 'well I guess you really don't want to make anymore then I wanna pay,' because you are not buying into their song and dance requests..

Procrasturbator
07-05-2015, 03:19 AM
YKYACGW you fuck up your back real bad twerking.

or dislocate your shoulder while fucking yourself doggy.

or sprain your wrist because the awkward way you were holding your hitachi while using it.

or give yourself laryngitis because you were well enough to deepthroat.

or drool all over the ground, slip, hit your head on the desk, and give yourself a minor concussion in the middle of a private.




I don't know about you ladies, but this job is literally back breaking.
(yes these are all the things I have done to myself while camming.)

IKR? I usually manage not to injure myself too drastically but I'm honestly wondering if I'm going to have problems with my knees from being on them all. the. time.

Flickdreams
07-05-2015, 03:45 AM
^I have knee problems- Try wearing knee pads under boots or stockings- or even those bra inserts. There is a few threads in Stripping/Body about supplements etc.

SimoneGray
07-05-2015, 04:04 AM
YKYACGW you get IT maintenance done and you spend 30mins feverishly cleaning browsing history and hiding camming apps cos you don't want some random IT guy to know who you are online and potentially perve on you etc.

Procrasturbator
07-05-2015, 04:14 AM
^I have knee problems- Try wearing knee pads under boots or stockings- or even those bra inserts. There is a few threads in Stripping/Body about supplements etc.

I'll definitely check that out, thank you! I'm not sure if knee pads would help, as I'm generally on my bed so it's pretty soft already, but supplements certainly couldn't hurt.

Flickdreams
07-05-2015, 04:38 AM
^ BTW, try making stock from grass fed beef- it helps stimulate collagen production in addition to being great for joints- its like free botox! :dance:

hyori
07-05-2015, 06:16 AM
^ BTW, try making stock from grass fed beef- it helps stimulate collagen production in addition to being great for joints- its like free botox! :dance:

Hell to the yes for bone broth. Taking gelatin powder as a supplement is also great for those who don't have the time. I put it in my morning tea. Nobody believes my real age and I have zero joint issues.

SimoneGray
07-05-2015, 08:34 AM
^^ Seriously? I am going to start taking gelatin tomorrow then. Is it a specific kind? Like a medicinal version? I mean I age pretty well but I'd like to keep the face I have for quite a few more years, at least until I transition out of camming and looking young no longer matters.

hyori
07-05-2015, 08:51 AM
^^ Seriously? I am going to start taking gelatin tomorrow then. Is it a specific kind? Like a medicinal version? I mean I age pretty well but I'd like to keep the face I have for quite a few more years, at least until I transition out of camming and looking young no longer matters.

There is the Now brand that comes in 1 pound bags but it is not grass fed. I get it from Swanson's Vitamins. The best is from grass fed cows and there are 2 brands that are good--the Vital proteins one and the Great Lakes. Since you are in the US, I recommend Thrive Market for the best pricing. I wish so hard Thrive Market would deliver to Canada.

SimoneGray
07-05-2015, 09:17 AM
^^ I'm in south Africa at the moment actually, but we have the Vital range here so I'll get those capsules. Thank you :)

Flickdreams
07-05-2015, 10:03 AM
^ What a great idea- the gelatin (obv grass fed ones) Brilliant!

MissJu
07-05-2015, 12:40 PM
I had "great lakes " gelatin in red bottle and collagen in green - well hard to say, made me feel not good. Smells very bad too.
I have heard good things about this one http://www.amazon.com/Vital-Proteins-Pasture-Raised-Collagen-Peptides/dp/B00K6JUG4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436125077&sr=8-1&keywords=vital+proteins
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You are a camgirl when...
when guy is paying you, just so you can tell him what you can do with his dick.
You are a camgirl when...
You tease guys with ahuge dildo but after inserting exactly the same one but smaller:D

anonymous camgirl
07-05-2015, 06:52 PM
yes to the bone broth.. I have beef bones in the freezer right now

Procrasturbator
07-05-2015, 10:59 PM
Anyone know of any vegetarian alternatives? I could definitely use some collagen (acne scars on a patch of my face have somehow turned into wrinkles D:) and weirdly enough I'd be OK with injecting it but eating it just seems to cross the line somehow haha

MissJu
07-06-2015, 07:54 AM
No veggies alternatives to collagen! Comes from animal source only. Collagen made from bones, so is is not like you will eat a meat...
But you can stimutate your own collagen production with vitamin C.
Some things have to come from animal source, by nature you are not a veggitable.

nolita_xoxo
07-06-2015, 10:29 AM
Fuuuuck. I thought I was the only one with crazy weird body pain! My neck hurts from weird positioning and constantly looking back at myself on the screen to check how I look. Honestly lol just thought it was because I'm not really flexible. YKYACGW you know your best angles & lighting on cam by heart and get frustrated with how regular selfies look in comparison. ::)

nolita_xoxo
07-06-2015, 10:31 AM
Well fuck, last night I learned there is such a thing as a NOSTRIL fetish, and a "making ugly/funny faces" fetish. I fucking kid you not. This was my night last night. While dressed like an Indian chick, complete with drawn-on bindi. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, it paid well. But FUCK that was bizarre!!

wait, so are you Indian?

Issabelle
07-06-2015, 11:28 AM
Fuuuuck. I thought I was the only one with crazy weird body pain! My neck hurts from weird positioning and constantly looking back at myself on the screen to check how I look. Honestly lol just thought it was because I'm not really flexible.

Ditto that girl. I wake up after a long shift day and my calves/thighs are just locked up. I cam from my office chair these days and my biggest draw is long, authentic orgasms complete with curling toes. Even that position starts the cramps after a while, and don't get me started on how my upper back/shoulders are doing. Eep! I feel like I need to dedicate a solid $150 of each week's earnings to a full body massage and facial to break even, lol.

kortneykay
07-06-2015, 11:57 AM
When you meet new people and they ask what you do for work and "Media Sales and Marketing" just automatically pops out of your mouth. Funny story, a new mutual acquaintance asked me what I did and when I said media sales and marketing he said his friend also did it "online" and that she was a cam model. LOL.

TheBrownFox
07-06-2015, 07:18 PM
Ain't cammed in months, but still got a pathetic, no-life troll stalking my posts. #BOSSstatus :P

https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/line-between-being-selfish-practising-basic-rights.21346/#post-640322

Might get more lurkers around these parts now that this idiot has linked back to SW...*facepalm*

Serena-Shields
07-06-2015, 08:44 PM
When the closest thing on hand to massage your back pain with is a vibrator.

hyori
07-06-2015, 10:17 PM
You buy a shelf for your shower...not for toiletries but a strong one to hold your webcam.

Issabelle
07-07-2015, 01:10 AM
You buy a shelf for your shower...not for toiletries but a strong one to hold your webcam.

On that note--practical furniture has taken on a whole new meaning as a camgirl. 'That desk will NEVER hold all my monitors and camming supplies!' or 'Oh, I like this organizer box! The cubby holes are perfect for individually wrapped dildos!' Also when your friends are leery of sitting on the bed in your 'office,' so they sit in the chair as though it's somehow been spared from bodily fluids.

LoraDoll
07-07-2015, 07:24 PM
when a guy say anything "nice" like how beautyfull i am ( in real life) and only thing i can do is roll eyes, and say "save the bullshit" :O
What happened to me is that normal? :D

MessyChick
07-07-2015, 07:26 PM
i did that before i was a camgirl lol

Cutie101
07-07-2015, 07:39 PM
When you buy yourself materials and decorations for doing yours own luxurious look alike bedsheets because it costs you 3 times cheaper than buying them from store, and u come back home full of sheets, feathers, faux fur , gems and everything sparkly and glamorous, to make your dreamed bedsheets, that you are pretty sure will rock on webcam and also justify your high prices :D
8)8)8)

Forgot to add: You also KYACW when you ask your bf's mother help to make them and she is asking you why you juust didn't buy some Ikea bedsheets if you want new ones, and struggle making them on your own, and u motivate that you saw on internet this type of bedsheets and u loved them but they are super expensive. Later on, she asks me where i bought the materials from because she would like her bedroom look different as well, and would love to give it a fresh look like this hahahahahhaaha :)))))

bbcakezxo
07-08-2015, 03:36 AM
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-Everytime you're in a terrible mood you start advertising that you're a Domme. When you're in a great mood you sometimes let the two overlap and forget. "Hi Mistress, I kneel before you" "Uhhhh hi sweetie" "I adore you mistress" "Lol k snookums" :week later, bad mood: "hi bb, hru?" "KNEEL BEFORE ME" "yes ma'am :("


OMFG, this just had me DYING!!! XDDDDD

bbcakezxo
07-08-2015, 03:44 AM
when..you have a dream (read: nightmare) about being in a gold show with a bunch of guys all begging for fried milk.

what the fuck is fried milk? i have no idea....but in my dream the chat looked something like this....

fried milk bb
bb we want fried milk
show fried milk plz
friiiiiiiiiied miiiiiiiiiilk
this show sucks we wanna see fried milk
give us fried milk
i neeeeed fried milk bb
fried milk
fried milk
fried milk


Oh my god, I am in fucking tears. Thank the lawd this thread got bumped while SM is STILL not letting me stream, it has improved my mood 10-fold XDDD

caramelcraze
07-08-2015, 11:54 AM
YKYACGW instead of purchasing an ornate rug for your cam room, you end up buying large memory foam bath mats because they're easy to clean, cheaper to replace, & easier on your back/knees. :p

caramelcraze
07-08-2015, 11:59 AM
When the closest thing on hand to massage your back pain with is a vibrator.

I actually walked in on a bf using my hitachi for his back once. He was super embarrassed. I just laughed.

coma288
07-08-2015, 02:45 PM
YKYACGW your SO is super excited to get working in the morning, and feels cheated days you won't let him XD
Also, when you find yourself playing with your tits in public (I didn't realize this could be come an unconscious thing!)

hyori
07-08-2015, 06:32 PM
YKYACGW instead of purchasing an ornate rug for your cam room, you end up buying large memory foam bath mats because they're easy to clean, cheaper to replace, & easier on your back/knees. :p

This is brilliant!

emma383
07-08-2015, 06:48 PM
c2c clicks and changes from a latin guy penis 'click' then a caucasian penis, 'click' to a Aussie's penis, with an array of colors shapes and sizes 'click all while performing. The battle of the bulge takes on a whole new meaning when I see this happening.

hyori
07-08-2015, 07:07 PM
^^ why do so many Aussies tattoo the area around the base of their penises? One of mine has a target board, another has flames, (yes, like a hotrod roadster), and another actually tattooed eyes so the penis looks like a trunk nose. I am laughing so hard at this shit that I can't do my show!

emma383
07-08-2015, 07:16 PM
^^ why do so many Aussies tattoo the area around the base of their penises? One of mine has a target board, another has flames, (yes, like a hotrod roadster), and another actually tattooed eyes so the penis looks like a trunk nose. I am laughing so hard at this shit that I can't do my show!

Most likely traditional culture kick of the Indigenous Australians.

SuperPookie
07-09-2015, 03:33 PM
When you're so sick to frigging death of most social media sites that you don't even want to check your personal Facebook. I've only been doing this a few months and I'd be happy to never go on Twitter again lol.

audritwo
07-09-2015, 04:26 PM
When someone says "You look familiar" out in public and your response is "You probably have."

SweetNSouthern
07-10-2015, 02:11 AM
YKYACGW ...

-A guy gets off to just looking at your feet on cam multiple times a night (same guy and he pays good for it)
-You have regulars who you can depend on to pay you weekly
-Your twitter feed is full of other cam girls (who you have become friends with and dm...plus share each other's posts)...and penises
-You are out at a restaurant and notice the hostess could probably work as a camgirl with dat ass (totally straight, but cam clouds my mind)
-You contemplate going out on a date night with your S/O because you know you're losing time and money by being away from your computer
-When you do go out on said date, you hand him your card and say "I got this, but you can take the card and pay tonight" (mostly because we share paying for stuff and he paid for dinner out last time)
-When you tell your S/O that if he can tolerate you being on cam late at night when he has to work the next morning, you'll treat him to a dinner and movie out or a gift that weekend (or in my case, a retro game for the collection...gotta love flea market retro gaming stores)

SimoneGray
07-10-2015, 02:19 AM
YKYACGW you are expecting an overnight guest so a feverish cleaning of your apartment ensues. It is only then that you realise just how many penis shaped objects you have and wonder where you are going to put them all so they don't get accidentally found. You then also realise that 90% of the stuff you wear is lingerie, and you kinda hope your cupboard doesn't accidentally open to reveal it all and that you won't have to explain what a single person like yourself is doing with 3x more lingerie and sexy stuff than actual clothes.

SweetNSouthern
07-10-2015, 02:28 AM
YKYACGW you are online at 5 AM looking at SW, Victoria's Secret, and Aerie...

MyRealNameIsWeird
07-10-2015, 09:30 AM
When your "spare computer" is the new computer and your personal one is beat. :p

MyRealNameIsWeird
07-10-2015, 09:32 AM
YKYACGW you are expecting an overnight guest so a feverish cleaning of your apartment ensues. It is only then that you realise just how many penis shaped objects you have and wonder where you are going to put them all so they don't get accidentally found. You then also realise that 90% of the stuff you wear is lingerie, and you kinda hope your cupboard doesn't accidentally open to reveal it all and that you won't have to explain what a single person like yourself is doing with 3x more lingerie and sexy stuff than actual clothes.

This! I have people round way too often and move my cam room way too much. I'm pretty sure I've had at least four heart attacks trying to hide toys suddenly, but real casual-like at once. Transformation of the room is complete!

MyRealNameIsWeird
07-10-2015, 09:37 AM
...when you accidentally answer the phone "heyyy baaaaabe" in your best bimbo voice.
...when you start getting vain, but then think makeup is too expensive to wear for free.
...when you have "sexy" lingerie and "my" lingerie.
...when you're just off screen, about to have a bite of a sandwich, and the cam rings and you're sure you're about to kill the guy.
...when you're just off screen watching a film, it's getting really good... and the cam rings and puts you off it... or all you can think about is how nasty sex with that character from the pause screen would be.
...when you see someone boring log on and put on a film with subtitles right behind the computer. "Yeah, mhm, so hot babe..."
...when someone asks for something you don't/can't do and you check to see your hand is off screen before giving them the finger as you smile and politely move the conversation elsewhere.
...when someone asks for something you don't/can't do and you pretend you didn't hear them/see it.

I have far too many of these, I will stop now.

SweetNSouthern
07-10-2015, 11:56 AM
YKYACGW

-A good chunk of your life revolves around internet speed
-You are sleep deprived for 2 days due to foot fetishes, masturbation, and flirting online
-You want to KILL your loud-ass neighbors for being up doing shit during daylight hours and keeping you from your pre-cam nap (every single time I close my eyes...*BOOM*)
-You have a guy for everything...foot fetish guy, daddy guy, bdsm guy, shower guy, GFE guy, etc...
-You worry when Facebook actually makes your photos on your phone more accessible for adding, so you log out of the app and log in again, denying Facebook the ability to access your photos, videos, personal phone info, etc...

Kitcatt
07-10-2015, 02:06 PM
You find yourself calling your dog bb all the time, as in "BB, do you want to go for a walk bb, mmmm, is that how you like it?"

You go to sleep at 5am and wake up at 2:30pm and think you should probably start setting an alarm for noon to get your sleep schedule back on track

Your idea of getting dressed is putting on yoga pants and a bra and REAL walking shoes

ashley jane
07-10-2015, 05:06 PM
YKYACGW you are expecting an overnight guest so a feverish cleaning of your apartment ensues. It is only then that you realise just how many penis shaped objects you have and wonder where you are going to put them all so they don't get accidentally found. You then also realise that 90% of the stuff you wear is lingerie, and you kinda hope your cupboard doesn't accidentally open to reveal it all and that you won't have to explain what a single person like yourself is doing with 3x more lingerie and sexy stuff than actual clothes.

I feel you. My aunt's coming to town in August and I have to figure out how I'm going to hide everything because she likes to "shop" in my room. I have so many clothes and things that she usually goes through my room and takes some stuff. Before I started camming she found lingerie and was playing with it then realized what it was and threw it down lol.