View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
SuperPookie
07-14-2015, 05:49 PM
When it suddenly occurs to you that someone might want to watch you pull out your pubes with tweezers and go to film that right away lol.
SweetNSouthern
07-14-2015, 08:23 PM
YKYACGW
-When maintenance knocks on the door and it takes you forever to answer because you have to close your computer, hide some stuff, and get clothes on
-When someone is expected by a certain time, but they don't show, so you start up again...then you get the text that they are almost there right as you get going and you have to put stuff away and run to throw on clothes again
...yes, this happened today and it sucked
SweetNSouthern
07-15-2015, 12:12 AM
YKYACGW
-You realize you really don't get out much because everything is readily available (food can be delivered and your job is like...right in front of you)
-When you do go out, you have to remember how to "behave" in public
-You are constantly checking emails on your phone when you are out
-You have your cam stuff on "private browsing", along with normal stuff in regular browsing...just in case you need to make a quick switch due to someone showing up at your door
-You hear of a new fetish and aren't sure if you should be disgusted, amused, or (if it's not too nasty) try and make a buck off of it
SaraLaughs
07-15-2015, 12:39 AM
When you realize that 95% of the clothes you've bought in the last year are lingerie items, tank tops, and about a thousand pairs of underwear, and you have maybe 5 outfits that *might* be acceptable to wear out in public.
When after a shift you have high heels, duct tape, a bubble wand, an ash tray, 3 pairs of panties, 2 pairs of socks (knee-highs and anklets), FIVE lipsticks and a spatula strewn around you.
When you're at work, posing on the couch in a wig and eating a banana, you have a sudden moment of clarity and you have to ask yourself 'what is my life even?' Then 5 minutes later you're back to listening to requests for you to read the Bible out loud while touching yourself like it's not even a thing.
SimoneGray
07-15-2015, 04:15 AM
YKYACGW all of your normal friends have no idea why you have to work all hours of the day...also when you can't have overnight guests in your house for more than 2 days at a time because you need to work and they don't quite understand why you can't just shut your bedroom door and "work" while they watch TV or something.
Also when you realize that it sucks having friends who are not sex or adult work positive, and that as much as you hate lying, making new friends would be so much harder as you spend DAYS locked up in your apartment and hardly meet people anyway.
taylorgirl1120
07-15-2015, 10:16 AM
Also when you realize that it sucks having friends who are not sex or adult work positive, and that as much as you hate lying, making new friends would be so much harder as you spend DAYS locked up in your apartment and hardly meet people anyway.
I just wanted to say thank you for this point. My best friend knows I cam and she's been supportive and wonderful after she adjusted to it; I didn't realize how much I truly appreciated that.
SimoneGray
07-15-2015, 10:18 AM
YKYACGW you perve over your new webcam...because yes, a piece of hardware can be BEAUTIFUL. Even at the store when I was buying it, I must have looked some type of way because ALL the assistants were looking at me like I was mad.
BlueBunny
07-15-2015, 12:19 PM
YKYACGW you are eating dinner at your desk after a shift, and there's a dildo laying around next to your plate.
SimoneGray
07-15-2015, 04:35 PM
^^ This is literally me right now. Lol
hyori
07-15-2015, 05:10 PM
YKYACGW you are eating dinner at your desk after a shift, and there's a dildo laying around next to your plate.
YKYACGW this post reminds you of this:
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SimoneGray
07-16-2015, 09:15 AM
YKYACGW you choose food based on how long it will take you to eat or make between shifts and have maybe one day a week reserved for real home cooking cos that takes time and time is money
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-16-2015, 09:32 AM
YKYACGW you choose food based on how long it will take you to eat or make between shifts and have maybe one day a week reserved for real home cooking cos that takes time and time is money
Corollary: YKYACGW you pre-cook things in huge-ass pots so you can eat your fav healthy meals without having to cook during the day. And then you live off coffee and lemonade anyway and half of it goes off.
SimoneGray
07-16-2015, 09:52 AM
^^ This! i've started just getting fresh veggies that I can eat without cooking to solve this issue
SaraLaughs
07-16-2015, 11:02 AM
YKYA(Canadian)CGW you're fucking stoked to see the Canadian Dollar at it's lowest in a decade.
BlueBunny
07-16-2015, 11:03 AM
^^ I totally down 2 cups of coffee during the early stages of my shifts (and then have to pee accordingly in the next 2 hours - ugh)
taylorgirl1120
07-16-2015, 11:47 AM
Not necessarily camgirl but anything adult-based: An obscenely popular Twitter user follows/retweets/favorites your stuff
hyori
07-16-2015, 03:19 PM
YNYACW you feel like an x-rated auctioneer at a whorehouse because of the repeated mentions of your body parts, sex vids, fetish vids, what you offer in private etc.
taylorgirl1120
07-16-2015, 10:47 PM
You're trying to set up a hang out time with a friend and catch yourself starting to ask "So when can you go private?" :facepalm JFC
RamonaRamone
07-17-2015, 03:04 PM
I've only been on cam a few days but still:
YKYACGW getting off cam to go to your minimum wage part-time vanilla job feels like losing money, not making it.
audritwo
07-17-2015, 03:25 PM
YKYACMW the sexiest thing anyone can say on cam is "I need to raise my limit."
Cutie101
07-17-2015, 06:06 PM
YKYACW:
-when you are out in the evening with your friends (once in 100 years) and start to feel uncomfy because you know at that hour you should have been online and possible making some good money.
-When you are in club and you actually are super cheap in even buying yourself an overpriced drink thinking that you better spent those money on a hot lacey bra and that bra could give your money back in double on cam.
-When you take yourself a nice selfie and immediately think to use it on your camming twitter account
SweetNSouthern
07-17-2015, 06:27 PM
-When you actually have the issue of "Watch Space Jam or log on and make money?"
-When you haven't slept that great in 2 days or more because you are constantly working on managing your sites and cam
...I have problems.
doublerainbow
07-17-2015, 06:53 PM
I've only been on cam a few days but still:
YKYACGW getting off cam to go to your minimum wage part-time vanilla job feels like losing money, not making it.
Absolutely! I love my min-wage little baby job cause it gets me out, I get cool perks and my coworkers are my friends lol. But damn.. I'm going in tomorrow for like 7 hours and it's just like... IT'S SATURDAY. I should be on cam all day.
QueenBitch
07-18-2015, 01:57 AM
when guys try to chat you up outside of work and you respond with "you can't afford that". I totally did this.
SweetNSouthern
07-19-2015, 09:07 PM
YKYACGW
-You almost get done with a smoking fetish video and then the computer shuts off, so you grab you another cig, start computer, and start up your hd webcam to try again
-You actually decided to smoke on cam to sell the video in the first place because you know it's a fetish
-You also film your feet while you are watching TV because you know there is a fetish
-You actually charge people to look at your feet online
DeepThoughts
07-20-2015, 10:07 AM
YKYACGW You realize that everyday you soap up your dildos and jack them off.
Violet_Z
07-20-2015, 10:26 AM
When you have a small panic attack any time someone who is visiting enters your bedroom.
christylive
07-24-2015, 12:47 AM
When you have a habit of calling money 'gold'. Thanks a lot SM!
When you're fat but shop in the teeny boppers section .
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-24-2015, 01:54 AM
When a friend tells you he's got to get it off his chest, that he's into something "really weird", you hold your breath and... laugh in relief when he tells you the most tame, vanilla fetish ever.
When you realize that some guys hide a crossdressing fetish from their wives and you start wondering whether, if they knew how bad it could be, either of them would be so bothered. "I like to wear your panties." "Thank fuck you aren't inserting fistfuls of stationary in your ass."
SimoneGray
07-24-2015, 12:37 PM
YKYACGW you get way more fake, plastic dick than the real thing.
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-24-2015, 11:58 PM
YKYACGW you get way more fake, plastic dick than the real thing.
YKYACGW that thought is actually relieving, and not because you don't like dick... you just don't like the idea of the dick that's currently available. Mmm 3" jackhammer anyone?
Cutie101
07-25-2015, 08:47 PM
YKYACMW when you meet new people in your real life (online or face to face) and for a second you tend to introduce yourself with the webcam nickname.
hyori
07-28-2015, 09:24 AM
YKYACW you spent all day after a drinking show puking up your guts all night. I will never drink on cam on an empty stomach ever again. The fuck was I thinking?
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-28-2015, 11:21 AM
YKYACW you spent all day after a drinking show puking up your guts all night. I will never drink on cam on an empty stomach ever again. The fuck was I thinking?
Drinking shows? That is a new concept. Please elucidate.
hyori
07-28-2015, 12:22 PM
^^ you charge for shots of your favorite liquor. I use wine and last night charged 69 tokens while they zapped me with a sound sensitive vibrator which they have to tip for as well. It adds up fast! A lot of girls fake drink by putting apple juice into the bottles but I make a big show of uncorking the bottle to make sure they know it is 100% genuine.
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-28-2015, 01:16 PM
^^ you charge for shots of your favorite liquor. I use wine and last night charged 69 tokens while they zapped me with a sound sensitive vibrator which they have to tip for as well. It adds up fast! A lot of girls fake drink by putting apple juice into the bottles but I make a big show of uncorking the bottle to make sure they know it is 100% genuine.
Thanks for the explanation!
On one hand I have ridiculous alcohol tolerance, no hangovers even from a night of spirits and a near inability to vomit, making this sound really tempting. On the other hand I have a family history of alcohol addiction and think being paid to become an alcoholic, whilst not the worst thing to do, can't be the best...
WintersKiss
07-28-2015, 01:38 PM
^^ you charge for shots of your favorite liquor. I use wine and last night charged 69 tokens while they zapped me with a sound sensitive vibrator which they have to tip for as well. It adds up fast! A lot of girls fake drink by putting apple juice into the bottles but I make a big show of uncorking the bottle to make sure they know it is 100% genuine.
That sounds super cool and fun. I'd probably mix between fake and real. Don't want to get too snookered. XD
SimoneGray
07-29-2015, 08:23 PM
YKYACGW you read Stripperweb first thing in the morning while drinking your coffee and eating cereal, like its the newspaper. Because it pretty much IS the newspaper of your world.
hyori
07-31-2015, 08:42 PM
YKYACW you panic about your .com site because members are leaving and binge create/edit/upload vids and pics to prevent further abandonment!
Jinxxi_
08-01-2015, 10:20 AM
YKYACW every hour you don't spend camming or working on something camming related makes you feel guilty and anxious because you know you could be making money.
YKYACW when you are out with people thinking "why the heck am i socializing without being paid?"
SweetNSouthern
08-03-2015, 04:46 AM
YKYACGW your man is freaking out about an upcoming bill, you relax all day on your lazy Sunday, then hop on for an hour and make enough to cover said bill LIKE A BOSS ;)
SweetNSouthern
08-03-2015, 04:47 AM
YKYACGW you read Stripperweb first thing in the morning while drinking your coffee and eating cereal, like its the newspaper. Because it pretty much IS the newspaper of your world.
This is me...every single morning lol. I love this site :)
SimoneGray
08-03-2015, 05:22 AM
YKYACGW you've just had surgery and are camming like a delicate little flower and some twat asks you to rupture your stitches in private for him...we are literally the only people I can think of who would ever get ludicrous requests like this.
RamonaRamone
08-03-2015, 07:39 AM
YKYACGW your household's weekly laundry bag now only consists of just your boyfriend's clothes and a bucketload of lacy underwear, cause you spend so much time not wearing real clothes that when you do, it's only for an hour or two and they never actually get dirty. Plus it's usually just the same pair of jeans/pajama pants that you left on your floor the day before cause why even pick out a new outfit if it's only gonna be worn for a couple hours?
Flickdreams
08-03-2015, 07:56 AM
^ This is somewhat true for me too. Bar gym wear.
SimoneGray
08-03-2015, 07:58 AM
YKYACGW your household's weekly laundry bag now only consists of just your boyfriend's clothes and a bucketload of lacy underwear, cause you spend so much time not wearing real clothes that when you do, it's only for an hour or two and they never actually get dirty. Plus it's usually just the same pair of jeans/pajama pants that you left on your floor the day before cause why even pick out a new outfit if it's only gonna be worn for a couple hours?
Or when you live alone and you have so little laundry because underwear and tank tops do not make up a full washer load so you have taken to hand washing your clothes despite having a sweet ass washing machine/
hyori
08-03-2015, 08:00 AM
YKYACGW your household's weekly laundry bag now only consists of just your boyfriend's clothes and a bucketload of lacy underwear, cause you spend so much time not wearing real clothes that when you do, it's only for an hour or two and they never actually get dirty. Plus it's usually just the same pair of jeans/pajama pants that you left on your floor the day before cause why even pick out a new outfit if it's only gonna be worn for a couple hours?
Almost everything I wash goes into those nylon zipper bags for delicates. Laundry consists of my hubby's clothes and my full nylon delicate bags.
Flickdreams
08-03-2015, 08:37 AM
^ just in case, throw in a dye-run absorber sheet, they prevent expensive lingerie becoming stained and discoloured (and they soak up fake tan like nobodys business).
RamonaRamone
08-03-2015, 08:38 AM
Almost everything I wash goes into those nylon zipper bags for delicates.
What are these/will they make my lace undergarments last longer??? I just throw mine in the laundry with my boyfriend's jeans and shirts and I'm always scared I'm gonna ruin them. (sorry, off-topic, please carry on haha)