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Flickdreams
08-03-2015, 08:39 AM
Or throw lingerie into pillowcase and tie it off

hyori
08-03-2015, 08:46 AM
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Bed Bath and Beyond has a huge variety of shapes and sizes, get the ones that have a superfine mesh and not the cheaper larger holed ones. Also, look for a zipper that hides away because the cheaper zippers can catch onto your lingerie and stockings. I like the ones made by Real Simple.

SimoneGray
08-03-2015, 09:39 AM
YKYACGW you realise your life has been changed by the above piece of advice. I can finally buy nice underwear and it will last! YAY!!!!

caramelcraze
08-03-2015, 09:07 PM
YKYACGW all of your amazon suggestions are sex toys, beauty products, or lingerie.

audritwo
08-03-2015, 10:54 PM
YKYACGW your internet goes down it turns into DEFCON 1.

SimoneGray
08-08-2015, 03:00 PM
YKYACGW you feel like you've "made it" because fans are sending you pieces of erotic fan fiction that they've written about you...it's kinda cool.

emma383
08-08-2015, 05:38 PM
When you know bending over with your ass close up will give you a chance to watch a flick, if you choose no sound just to hear the TV instead.

Cutie101
08-08-2015, 06:56 PM
YKYACGW you have over 20 boxes with beautiful high heel shoes that look like new on the soles because you wear them only on cam and in the real life , sneakers, because you are too idiot and can't walk on the street with them.
And your friends wonder and piss you off to tell them how you manage to keep your heels looking like new!

Good part is: When I go to formal parties (eg: weddings), I always have a new pair of heels and my feet do not have problems because I wore them on cam already and they got used to the shoes.

Fun thing : my best friend knows that I am a camgirl and she wears same size with me at shoes. And when she buys a new pair and wants to wear them outside soon, she gives them to me to wear them 2 days on cam so they get a bit loose. Also , for me is a bonus because I have a crazy member who likes shoes and this way he sees new pairs all the time, tips for them, and everyone is happy :))))

SweetNSouthern
08-08-2015, 07:01 PM
YKYACGW
-You want to punch a hole in the computer screen on a daily basis, but love your precious piece of technology too much (it is our way of earning, after all)...
-You wonder how in the heck there are so many guys online, yet slow days
-Your temper flares up after a stressful day and you are thankful you don't work with the public (yell at the screen when typing on MGF live chat anyone?)

Cutie101
08-08-2015, 07:15 PM
^^^ talking about computers...
-YKYACGW your men friends get a huge shock when they see you have a kickass computer they only dream about. And they get the jaw on the floor when they hear you built it by yourself by pieces. And then comes the wonder "Wtf are you doing with this robot???".
Oh wel..."My bf is passionate...". He suddenly has gelaous men around him...
About that again...YKYACGW you are out with HIS friends and u suddenly get involved in a tech discussion and you talk about computer stuff like you talk about make up. They get a huge shock either and suddenly they express their gelaousy their gf's are not that cool. I wish you could see my bf's face in that moment...he is so proud hahaha :)))
- YKYACGW the most you care in this life is the computer.The fucking computer. Even when you argue with your bf and sometimes u get to that point u wanna break up (teoretically), in your imagination, the first shit you put in the car trunk is the computer :))))))))
-YKYACGW you are at the electronics store and u first go and check out what's the latest shit at pc's and after that u go at photo camers and at the end, u start being normal and go and stare at some hair stuff...

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-09-2015, 01:42 AM
When you know bending over with your ass close up will give you a chance to watch a flick, if you choose no sound just to hear the TV instead.

When you have a separate laptop strategically set up behind the cam on silent so you can monitor facebook messages and watch subbed anime. Glad I'm not the only one "slacking". :p

emma383
08-09-2015, 11:09 AM
When you have a separate laptop strategically set up behind the cam on silent so you can monitor facebook messages and watch subbed anime. Glad I'm not the only one "slacking". :p


Ooooo, I'm digging this...Thanks!!

seicento
08-10-2015, 06:31 AM
YKYACGW evertytime you read/talk about CBT as in cognitive behavioral therapy you think about CBT as in cock balls torture.LOL.

Kitcatt
08-10-2015, 09:11 AM
When someone uses the abbreviation ATM for "At the Moment" and you assume they mean "Ass to mouth"

JustCallMeBree
08-10-2015, 01:38 PM
YKYACGW when spend 18 minutes in private chat smacking your lips with a dildo while moaning " Give Kitty the milk please, Kitty needs the milk" and all you can think of is coming to post about it here.

seicento
08-15-2015, 05:19 AM
YKYACG when you are out for a BBQ with family and friends and still find a way to check sw.SW addiction LOL.

kortneykay
08-15-2015, 06:12 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you get the realization that you are a walking, talking, functioning, business who can virtually make money when you want, where you want, all within the confines of your own space. When you profit and you realize you've done it all on your own.

SimoneGray
08-15-2015, 09:53 PM
YKYACGW depsite the fact that all your friends are reaching major life milestones, you realise that you actually have the most power because you create your life every day.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-15-2015, 11:12 PM
YKYACGW evertytime you read/talk about CBT as in cognitive behavioral therapy you think about CBT as in cock balls torture.LOL.


When someone uses the abbreviation ATM for "At the Moment" and you assume they mean "Ass to mouth"

When someone says "brb" and you assume they mean "let's never meet again and in four months I will show up to ask for a handout".

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-16-2015, 01:02 AM
When you charge people just to listen to your voice... and instead of getting laughed at you make $33 in the first 30min of enforcing the rule. Posh accent ftw.

Seriously. Accent = asset. I've been talking to mostly Brits until now and hadn't noticed that many non-Brits are willing to pay for this voice.

SimoneGray
08-16-2015, 01:22 AM
YKYACGW you discover that you are out of your favourite makeup item and it becomes a crisis so you WAIT for the shops to be open to get it because you can't go on cam looking like an idiot.

MissJu
08-16-2015, 09:01 AM
Ykyakgw you constantly missread words when word start on p and has over 5 letters ofc it is a penis, what else?
Volvo nahh vulva!
Ykyacgw man older than you on 40-50 years calls you mommy! o_O

kortneykay
08-16-2015, 11:21 AM
When you can actually admit that instead of getting dollars thrown at you, men throw "gold". #noshade to out stripper sisters, btw as we all know gold=dollars. Just my attempt at a cheesy joke.

audritwo
08-16-2015, 12:09 PM
It was sales tax free week and you just bought a shit ton of underwear and thigh highs.

seicento
08-16-2015, 01:12 PM
YKYACG When you go out in the night to feed strays ,waring full(please read whore)make up but when you go to the store daytime you don't even wear mascara .

SaraLaughs
08-17-2015, 09:21 AM
When you actually take makeup off before leaving the house.

DeepThoughts
08-17-2015, 10:20 AM
Oh shit I have 15 stray cats that live in my garden and You just explained me perfectly! The other day I was in full make up and sexy underwear filling their bowls and my neighbor came out into his garden so I waved and said hola before realizing........there is no way to walk away gracefully after that! LOL

seicento
08-17-2015, 10:35 AM
Oh shit I have 15 stray cats that live in my garden and You just explained me perfectly! The other day I was in full make up and sexy underwear filling their bowls and my neighbor came out into his garden so I waved and said hola before realizing........there is no way to walk away gracefully after that! LOL

I pictured that and can't stop laughing.I bet your neighbor enjoyed the view though.

SuperPookie
08-17-2015, 12:24 PM
When you actually take makeup off before leaving the house. Lmao I just did that lol.

apryll11
08-17-2015, 05:36 PM
...a handbra and crossed legs are the perfect attire for a 8 hour shift

Cutie101
08-17-2015, 07:50 PM
YKYACGW you discover that you are out of your favourite makeup item and it becomes a crisis so you WAIT for the shops to be open to get it because you can't go on cam looking like an idiot.
That's why I always order 2 eyeliners/ lipsticks my fav color/ bronzer, etc so I always have a backup 8)8)

Cutie101
08-17-2015, 08:00 PM
I do take make up off when I leave the house :)) I thought I am the only one.
I always wanted to be able to wear my daily make up on cam as well, and vice versa.
Because I hate wasting time to remove make up, put another make up (esp if I am super tired and I don't wanna scare people off with my face).
The problem is, I need to wear 2 shades darker foundation on cam, also double layer of bronzer in my cheeks and I contour my face real good, darker shade for eyebrows, etc. Because of the powerful lights.
On cam , with that make up, I look flawless.
Outside cam, I look like I came from circus properly. Big make up fail.
If I wear the everyday make up on cam, I look white like a corpse and my head looks 3x wider because of the light contouring hahahahahahhaa :))))) Fucking lights...

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seicento
08-17-2015, 08:31 PM
I do take make up off when I leave the house :)) I thought I am the only one.
I always wanted to be able to wear my daily make up on cam as well, and vice versa.
Because I hate wasting time to remove make up, put another make up (esp if I am super tired and I don't wanna scare people off with my face).
The problem is, I need to wear 2 shades darker foundation on cam, also double layer of bronzer in my cheeks and I contour my face real good, darker shade for eyebrows, etc. Because of the powerful lights.
On cam , with that make up, I look flawless.
Outside cam, I look like I came from circus properly. Big make up fail.
If I wear the everyday make up on cam, I look white like a corpse and my head looks 3x wider because of the light contouring hahahahahahhaa :))))) Fucking lights...

42326

LMAO.
But u r so right .

Sunnylexie
08-17-2015, 10:26 PM
YKYACGW when you're so used to blinds and artificial lighting that going out on a brignt day makes you feel like a vampire.

SweetNSouthern
08-17-2015, 10:37 PM
YKYACGW:

- you take off your makeup and realize how sleep-deprived you are (darn dark circles)
- your bf actually tells you that you should doll up to go grocery shopping like you doll up for cam (weekly couples shopping at walmart)
- you get paid to sit and look pretty ;)

Sunnylexie
08-18-2015, 12:54 AM
Oh shit I have 15 stray cats that live in my garden and You just explained me perfectly! The other day I was in full make up and sexy underwear filling their bowls and my neighbor came out into his garden so I waved and said hola before realizing........there is no way to walk away gracefully after that! LOL

Your neighbor now probably sees you as a lvl 80 spinster cat lady who has romantic dinner dates with moggies.

kortneykay
08-18-2015, 08:54 AM
When you do your grocery shopping and important errands at night. Campires we are.

Violet_Z
08-18-2015, 09:23 AM
Oh shit I have 15 stray cats that live in my garden and You just explained me perfectly! The other day I was in full make up and sexy underwear filling their bowls and my neighbor came out into his garden so I waved and said hola before realizing........there is no way to walk away gracefully after that! LOL

Ha ha ha! This also describes me.
My boyfriend's brother has been staying with us and thinks I'm so weird because I do my hair and makeup when I get home just to go outside and water plants...

SaraLaughs
08-18-2015, 02:56 PM
I do take make up off when I leave the house :)) I thought I am the only one.
I always wanted to be able to wear my daily make up on cam as well, and vice versa.
Because I hate wasting time to remove make up, put another make up (esp if I am super tired and I don't wanna scare people off with my face).
The problem is, I need to wear 2 shades darker foundation on cam, also double layer of bronzer in my cheeks and I contour my face real good, darker shade for eyebrows, etc. Because of the powerful lights.
On cam , with that make up, I look flawless.
Outside cam, I look like I came from circus properly. Big make up fail.
If I wear the everyday make up on cam, I look white like a corpse and my head looks 3x wider because of the light contouring hahahahahahhaa :))))) Fucking lights...

42326

Yeah it's the same in theatre, all the bright lights wash you out when wearing 'regular' normal person makeup. When dudes give me makeup complimentw I say it's 'stage makeup'.

IRL unless I'm going out for some heavy clubbing or am otherwise just switching it up I stick to powder, eyeliner, mascara, highlighter and brow makeup. Maybe a touch of blush or concealer if I have a zit. Otherwise I feel like a clown. I have hooded lids so eye-shadow still eludes me.

LelaRosia
08-20-2015, 11:27 AM
YKYACW you're writing up a shopping list and your sister is kind enough to give you a lift to the store and you're wracking your brain trying to figure out how you're going to try to explain away bubblegum and lollipops instead of just getting regular food.

Sunnylexie
08-20-2015, 11:51 AM
YKYACW you think that men over 40 and disabled people rock, and when you hear someone is 25 and handsome you subconsciously assume he's a dumb, conceited, entitled prick.

Cutie101
08-20-2015, 12:14 PM
YKYACW you are actually sad because you go in a vacation, just when your main site announced that will give a 20% bonus to your earnings and you wanna stay home and work!

SimoneGray
08-20-2015, 12:48 PM
YKYACGW you realise you have to go out after a shift but you cant rock the full hooker face, yet you don't want to take your makeup off for 2 hrs...so you gently remove some of it, like the blush and crazy contouring and eyeshadow with toner...weirdly that works like a charm and leaves no marks and traces. Its awesome.

caramelcraze
08-21-2015, 11:49 PM
YKYACGW you feel like you should get paid for all the DMCA's you have to do.
If I had a dollar for every dmca I've done...

hyori
08-22-2015, 09:08 AM
YKYACW you see this on indiegogo and think of the possibilities for an aerial drone on a tether/leash and get a little wet:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aglTWdI-4Bo

princessivy
08-22-2015, 10:09 AM
You can barely walk in kitten heels but wear your 8 inch pleasers at least twice a week.

SimoneGray
08-22-2015, 10:11 AM
^^ to add, when you finally have enough cash to get a pair but cannot decide because there are so many options and the colours need to go with your outfits and be pleasing to the custies as well...such first world problems hehe

princessivy
08-22-2015, 10:21 AM
^^ to add, when you finally have enough cash to get a pair but cannot decide because there are so many options and the colours need to go with your outfits and be pleasing to the custies as well...such first world problems hehe

I just got these a few weeks ago. (http://www.exotichighheels.com/bond705-b-m.html) My new favorites, I feel like such a badass. And the best part is everyone loves them, from foot guys to sissy subs!

caramelcraze
08-22-2015, 02:04 PM
You can barely walk in kitten heels but wear your 8 inch pleasers at least twice a week.

lmfao that is so me! I rolled my ankle a couple weeks ago in a pair of kitten heel flip flops and totally ate it on the side walk. Not my finest moment. :/ 80% of the shoes I own have 4in heels or higher. The rest are uggs or flats. :D

IsobelWren
08-23-2015, 10:23 PM
YKYACGW You put on jeans and a fitted shirt and your mancreature does a double take when he walks by you. "You're dressed! Dressed up!"