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Flickdreams
08-24-2015, 10:32 PM
^ Lol. My outfit rotation: Stripperwear with stilettos, Jeans and tee/tracksuit with sneakers, pjamas with uggs. Thats it.

Mischief_MILF
08-25-2015, 10:50 AM
Ok I'm new (3 weeks on MFC woohoo!!) but I have a few already.

You wake up and the first thing you do (before you even make coffee) is check your friggin' camscore.
A pimple on your face is no big deal but one on your ass....oh no!! THAT'S THE MONEYMAKER!
Your neighbors think you must have a sugar daddy but they don't realize you have a rotating crew of them.
You've stopped masturbating except for camming.

PS Been creeping on this thread for a while. Thanks for the laughs, BBs.

SimoneGray
08-26-2015, 10:27 AM
YKYACGW you tweet "I want shoes" and a foot sub responds with "how much do I need to send you" and this gets you legitimately aroused and happy. Also where else does that ever happen? Being in camland is awesome.

seicento
08-26-2015, 12:04 PM
When you had an allergic reaction to fake eyelashes glue and all you do is look for alternatives to keep using your falsies because you dont want to go on cam without them.Also you cant tell your relatives what caused your allergic reaction because they wouldnt understand why you wear falsies when you almost never leave the house .

SweetJulia
08-26-2015, 12:21 PM
I just got these a few weeks ago. (http://www.exotichighheels.com/bond705-b-m.html) My new favorites, I feel like such a badass. And the best part is everyone loves them, from foot guys to sissy subs!
When you're THRILLED those come in your size, cuz fives are impossible to find.

Glamourmilf
08-26-2015, 12:21 PM
YKYACGW You start Your shift, and the very first person to talk to you types, "Hoe are You tonight?"
He then corrects it with 'How", but it's too late...I'm laughing so hard! Matter of fact, he takes me to prvt. where the first couple of minutes is spent laughing.:rotfl:
What other job can You be called a hoe, and it kind of makes sense in the job description?
Oh, the closeness between 'w', and 'e' on the keyboard. Too funny! Lol!

Cutie101
08-27-2015, 06:28 PM
YKYACGW I hear P Diddy's song and the lyrics in my perception, sounds like this :
I'm camming home
I'm camming home
tell the World that I'm camming home....

PrincessfromHell
08-27-2015, 06:44 PM
We get to see as many dicks in a year as an urologist

hyori
08-27-2015, 07:44 PM
^^ YNYACW you've given more closeups of your pussy then a busy gynaecologist would see on a monthly basis.

Susperia
08-28-2015, 11:40 AM
YKYACG when your sick or under the weather and you can't get on cam for over a week and you begin to panic because you feel you're missing out on money and fun.

Sunnylexie
08-28-2015, 11:51 AM
YKYACGW when you come to a geek store looking for some hardware and have trouble explaining what you need because the shop assistant doesn't even know it is a thing(((.

SimoneGray
08-28-2015, 02:18 PM
^^ This all the time!! Or when they look at you and say "why on earth would you need that? not even professionals have that" and you REALLY don't wanna explain why...

YKYACGW you buy like six boxes of the THE most dramatic whore eyelashes you can find and the store clerk thinks you are a circus performer since those are the only other people who buy them

whitegirlproblems
08-28-2015, 02:46 PM
You wake up and the first thing you do (before you even make coffee) is check your friggin' camscore.



I thought I was the only one. Especially after a really good or really terrible night!

Chayenne
08-28-2015, 09:14 PM
A regular guy asks you for a picture and you almost tell him it's not free. Infact you feel "funny" about even sending one, vanilla pic or not. LMAO

princessivy
08-29-2015, 12:36 PM
You haven't waxed your eyebrows in approximately ten thousand years, because you make them so dark/dramatic for cam you don't see the point in wasting $20

Susperia
08-29-2015, 01:18 PM
YKYACW you let your bush grow out because lots of custies complimented how much they enjoyed seeing pubic hair.

IvyRose
08-29-2015, 01:26 PM
ykyacw its your first day camming after taking a while off and you have to logg off again when finished up a block session bec you pussy is not up for the game anymore!
Always takes me a couple of days before I can do long houres again.

IvyRose
08-30-2015, 03:13 PM
ykyacw your getting ready for work routine also involves putting foundation on your feet (& even bought a seperate brand for it, since the stuff you use on your face is to expensive to even considier putting it on your darn feet)

Yuli
08-31-2015, 10:20 PM
When you end up taking three showers in one day. I'M SORRY, CALIFORNIA...

Cutie101
08-31-2015, 10:59 PM
YKYACW you let your bush grow out because lots of custies complimented how much they enjoyed seeing pubic hair.

Lol and I am in the middle of IPL permanent hair removal treatment :))

Glamourmilf
08-31-2015, 11:28 PM
YKYACGW A custie asks You to pee on his dick, and also begs to meet you irl, and it doesnt even phase You. Prob. because both are things You hear every shift, and both are things that are NEVER gonna happen./:O

Bad_Date
09-01-2015, 03:40 AM
YKYACGW you have to celebrate your BDay again with your fans in your room, the next day after your actual BDay :)

SimoneGray
09-01-2015, 10:16 AM
^^ or when you've been a certain age for 2 years running on cam and no one ever questions it.

Bad_Date
09-02-2015, 12:57 AM
^^ or when you've been a certain age for 2 years running on cam and no one ever questions it.

Haha, true :D

SimoneGray
09-02-2015, 01:38 PM
^^ Forever 21 hahaha...that's me lol

SaraLaughs
09-03-2015, 02:57 AM
When wearing leggings and a cute button up feels like 'dressing up' but slutty lingerie feels like wearing PJ's.

Mischief_MILF
09-03-2015, 07:49 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you finally figure out that "findom" is about MONEY and not some sexual fascination with MERMAIDS.

MissJu
09-03-2015, 09:43 AM
Sexual fascination with mermaids?! You are a perv!:D

hyori
09-03-2015, 09:48 AM
How do merpeople have sex with each other?

Mischief_MILF
09-03-2015, 09:58 AM
Sexual fascination with mermaids?! You are a perv!:D

Well....duh. Lol. But seriously I have been hearing that term and assumed it had something to do with a Mermaid fetish....and wondered how one could make that happen....how DO fish fuck? My daughter has a cool nightlight that projects ocean waves on the walls, I was like YES! I'll use that! Then I remembered my dear friend Google. And also that I have a lot to learn.

seicento
09-03-2015, 10:04 AM
You know you're a camgirl when you finally figure out that "findom" is about MONEY and not some sexual fascination with MERMAIDS.

That reminds me of myself in my first days camming,when some guy asked me if i like BBC i told him I dont watch tv.LOL.

Mischief_MILF
09-03-2015, 10:06 AM
That reminds me of myself in my first days camming,when some guy asked me if i like BBC i told him I dont watch tv.LOL.

*runs off to Google BBC

Knowledge is power

hyori
09-03-2015, 10:10 AM
I thought CBT was the name of a Fortune 500 company.

seicento
09-03-2015, 12:27 PM
*runs off to Google BBC

Knowledge is power
Urban dictionary was my best friend.Still is,at times.I love the definition they put for BBC.Cracks me up.

LunaLore
09-09-2015, 01:14 PM
YKYACGW

You pout for an hour because you missed your Amazon Pantry delivery because you slept until two in the afternoon after a night of stripping for custies and chatting about space and fighting robots while massaging your tits

audritwo
09-09-2015, 03:59 PM
When you end up taking three showers in one day. I'M SORRY, CALIFORNIA...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfMxJ9cksiE

audritwo
09-09-2015, 05:26 PM
How do merpeople have sex with each other?

I'm assuming like fish. Female lays a bed of eggs then a male fertilizes. Very erotic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfNHmXrvWHg

Flickdreams
09-10-2015, 12:07 AM
^ ROFL......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLaTBMxmbk

Sunnylexie
09-10-2015, 02:20 AM
When it's really easy for you to convince people you work in the field of surveillance/video rendering/broadcasting solutions, even if they are pros.

SimoneGray
09-10-2015, 09:08 AM
when you can say stuff that most people would find very shocking, in the most nonchalant way because seriously, there is very little that is genuinely a big deal anymore.

audritwo
09-10-2015, 12:45 PM
When there is a troll in your room, and you don't even care. Because you are so used to it.

PumpkinSpicy
09-10-2015, 01:32 PM
When you can just laugh at anyone who claims to know you irl and tries to send you this link:http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 because it's happened so many times.

SimoneGray
09-10-2015, 01:48 PM
^^ how does it do that?

PumpkinSpicy
09-10-2015, 02:46 PM
It's just a link to the profile of whatever Facebook account is logged in on your browser.

Susperia
09-10-2015, 05:43 PM
Ykyacgw you get pissed that your period showed up 6 days early.

coma288
09-10-2015, 06:25 PM
Ykyacgw you get pissed that your period showed up 6 days early.

Sooo pissed. Mine was a week early, and I've only got this week to make the money I need (damn cut off)!
YKYACGW your SO has to help you cut up tampons with a knife (because the scissors disappeared).

princessivy
09-10-2015, 06:28 PM
9 pounds of brown/tan make-up gives you a "natural" look

LunaLore
09-12-2015, 02:15 PM
YKYACGW you want pizza but don't want to spend your own money so you just throw up a deal on your porn and tell people to give you Papa Johns gift cards instead of tokens or whatever

hyori
09-12-2015, 04:52 PM
YKYACW most of the things you say in free chat would give your parents a heart attack, "I love anal and I will shout it from the rooftops!", and "Look how hard my nipples are, they could chip a tooth!" and don't forget, "Thanks for the tip, Ballerface, I'm going to put my ass right in your face now!"

LunaLore
09-12-2015, 06:39 PM
When you can barely talk to your guy friends because they remind you of the freeloaders in chat *rolls eyes*