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SimoneGray
09-13-2015, 02:12 AM
YKYACGW you look at every guy you meet and wonder what their fetish is and realise that even if it was something crazy, you wouldn't bat an eyelid, because, whatevs. Lol

PumpkinSpicy
09-13-2015, 01:28 PM
YKYACGW you have actual nightmares about SM recording your shows then playing them, as if they were live, and getting you shit ratings.

SimoneGray
09-13-2015, 01:39 PM
YKYACGW you basically went through life prior to this period not really wearing much makeup, so there wasn't too much of a difference between you with makeup and you without, but ever since starting camming there is a HUGE difference between makeup and no makeup.

Susperia
09-13-2015, 06:32 PM
YKYACGW You finally buy the "Diva Cup" because you need to cam while you're on your period.

Flickdreams
09-14-2015, 12:57 AM
^ Yes! Tampon alternatives rock!

audritwo
09-14-2015, 09:25 AM
YKYACGW You finally buy the "Diva Cup" because you need to cam while you're on your period.

Soft cups and sea sponges are better, you can actually use toys with it..

Issabelle
09-14-2015, 12:51 PM
Your shift is absolutely popping--like, nonstop, back to back, make it rain privates popping--and you desperately need to pee, but that isn't gonna happen because dudes keep taking you private and you can't even be mad about that either because a) money and b) you're afraid the magic will stop if you take 37 seconds to go pee.

seicento
09-14-2015, 05:18 PM
When facebook shows you ads like this

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SweetLilyRaven
09-14-2015, 05:55 PM
YKYACG when the only time you ever wear heels is in bed. There's a reason I call them my "lay down shoes"...

When I tell regular people that, they just assume I don't wear heels because I'm a naturally accident prone person.

PrincessfromHell
09-14-2015, 06:43 PM
- Your phone is full with sexy only selfies

My ex I have not seen for a year just asked for some yesterday (I want to see you etc.) I had very short number of choices...Same with other random dudes (I am a single lady atm) I don't have anything decent to send.
So free boners to everybody!

- I am sure I am not the only one who got her real social netwoking profiles down, not only due to security, but because I can't have that much of online life. With my friends all over the world I use e-mail/phone feels so retro ))

- Got sick? Post on twitter, no need for a sickie.

Missjayne77
09-14-2015, 10:10 PM
YKYACGW You finally buy the "Diva Cup" because you need to cam while you're on your period.

I actually use my diaphragm for this, works a treat as you can use toys and fingers and they can't tell even with close ups!

SaraLaughs
09-15-2015, 12:46 AM
YKYACGW every time you're expecting a friend or relative over for the evening, hiding certain folders on your computer and wiping your browser history just becomes a part of tidying up your home.

When your dresser becomes at least 3 drawers deep full of lingerie, panties, socks, sex toys, and cam props.

When you become super fucking paranoid and upset when you realize something is public on your Facebook profile. Fuck, that picture is public?! Oh my god, it lists my high school for ANYONE to see? What the fuck?!

hyori
09-15-2015, 08:49 AM
YKYACW you look at boudoir photography studios for your room inspiration!

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bbcakezxo
09-15-2015, 04:43 PM
YKYACGW you call your ACTUAL dad "daddy" and then you all of a sudden feel really uncomfortable and want to curl up into a ball and die...

Missjayne77
09-15-2015, 06:49 PM
YKYACGW you call your ACTUAL dad "daddy" and then you all of a sudden feel really uncomfortable and want to curl up into a ball and die...

Best quote ever! hahahaha

Glamourmilf
09-15-2015, 08:32 PM
YKYACGW you call to inquire about getting higher upload speed with the internet provider, and when the salesgirl asks what kind of job you have that you need that kind of upload....You're out of practice with that lie, so you find yourself stumbling over your words.:scull:
They cant see what Im doing online, can they?:-\:frown:

BluJ
09-15-2015, 08:46 PM
^Lots of people live-stream for a living, some are gamers, some teach lessons in their field. I told my ISP that I vlog, but their max upload sucked so bad I had to switch companies.

Glamourmilf
09-15-2015, 08:53 PM
^^^^Thank You . I didnt know any of that! /:O
Gives me something to tell the next person I rent a room, or apt. From....Which will be...now actually.
So, yeah, thanks..very useful information.:-*

MyRealNameIsWeird
09-16-2015, 09:50 AM
Soft cups and sea sponges are better, you can actually use toys with it..

Unless you're a Niagara girl. In which case avoid anything but the most rigid of silicone cups to dam it up and remember to pause the cam and go rinse every 2 hours for the first 48 hours. My contractions and fluid volume laugh in the face of soft cups, sponges, diaphragms and even tampons. Probably an evil laugh, too.

apryll11
09-16-2015, 10:19 AM
My contractions and fluid volume laugh in the face of soft cups, sponges, diaphragms and even tampons. Probably an evil laugh, too.

I feel you on that

caramelcraze
09-18-2015, 12:21 AM
ykyacgw you get an ohmibod off your wishlist & the first day you have it, someone wants to play classical music. after the first song, you ban a rude freeloader and your favorite reg states "There's something about "can you twerk?" that doesn't quite have the same ring as "are you multiorgasmic to Tchaikovsky?"" lmfao I love my job

SimoneGray
09-23-2015, 06:40 PM
YKYACGW you are between shifts and not wanting to take your eyelashes off so you o and get food but opt for drive thru every single time because being seen inside somewhere with eyelashes at 4am in the morning will lead people to think you are a hooker. Drive thru all day err'day.

evaxxx
09-24-2015, 02:09 AM
You know you're a camgirl when...................

- You go shopping for comfy,flat shoes for doing the school run in, and you come home with thigh high,high heeled boots, that you totally justify the purchase of because they're "work shoes"

-You're in Waterstones, looking for a new book, you spot the gift section,and everything looks like a sex toy.

-You ask your sons friend what he wants for his birthday, he tell's you a "massive new toy" you think " oh..........I'd like a "massive new toy"

Love being a cam girl..............xx

Bella28
09-24-2015, 09:55 AM
you have guys that actually do want you to laugh at their little cock for money LOLOL

hyori
09-25-2015, 09:25 AM
YKYACW you finally get out of the house and:

http://i.imgur.com/GuWWgYm.jpg

SweetLilyRaven
09-25-2015, 10:57 AM
YKYACG when you smack yourself in the head for not realizing that you should be filming yourself doing your daily yoga routine for C4S. Seriously feeling silly for not doing this years ago....plus what a great way to show that BBWs can be bendy as Gumby!

CharlieTen
09-25-2015, 04:46 PM
you know you're a camgirl when you see a live musician go 'how much do you want it?' 'I want to hear you make some fucking noise!' and 'do you want to hear some more?' and you can relate somehow.

Natrona
09-25-2015, 06:48 PM
..........when you're at the gym and the number of strides you've done on the eliptical just reminds you of your token count(for MFC girls).

happens to me every time!

SimoneGray
09-25-2015, 06:50 PM
YKYACGW you get ridiculously excited about there being a second screen around because you can watch shows or porn while you work instead of watching the grossness that happens on c2c and look focused and engaged.

Glamourmilf
09-25-2015, 09:53 PM
you have guys that actually do want you to laugh at their little cock for money LOLOL

The BEST!. I love it!:rotfl::rotfl:

princessivy
09-26-2015, 10:16 AM
I pulled a muscle in my back from masturbating too hard. Those fake orgasms are a little too spastic I guess, I should tone it down a notch.

Susperia
09-26-2015, 08:47 PM
YKYACGW every guy that you see you wonder what secret fetish is lurking in their minds.

SimoneGray
09-27-2015, 11:59 AM
YKYACGW you no longer get shocked when custies look like creepy serial killers.

Missjayne77
09-27-2015, 04:20 PM
When you are doing your supermarket shopping and half the food in the trolley is for some kind of clip or show and not actually to eat.

JustCallMeBree
09-30-2015, 08:40 AM
When you go to the hospital cause your sick but spend half the time taking pics for a medical fetish photo set you could do and the other half stuffing your gown in your bag cause someone wants to buy it.

SweetLilyRaven
09-30-2015, 08:46 AM
^^AWESOME IDEA!!

YKYACGW you turn a rainy day into a totally legit reason to stay in your pjs rather than work. To justify this, you film ignore and gainer clips, all while watching movies and eating popcorn, because "somebody" out there must have those fetishes.

hyori
09-30-2015, 08:47 AM
YKYACGW you no longer get shocked when custies look like creepy serial killers.

I expect them to look creepy, when I actually get a good looking one, I'm legit shocked as hell and overly aroused.

Glamourmilf
09-30-2015, 10:09 AM
YKYACGW You're moving, and the first thing You make sure to pack are your toys and lube. You take the box with you in your car on the way to the new place, just in case the movers lose it.:worried:
You have nightmares every night before the move, from nightmares that You forgot the box!

seicento
09-30-2015, 10:21 AM
YKYACGW You're moving, and the first thing You make sure to pack are your toys and lube. You take the box with you in your car on the way to the new place, just in case the movers lose it.:worried:
You have nightmares every night before the move, from nightmares that You forgot the box!

That made me LOL.

SimoneGray
09-30-2015, 10:30 AM
YKYACGW oversleeping is literally the enemy. In fact sleeping itself is kinda the enemy too because all I can think about is the money I'm not making while I sleep.

mylivegirl
09-30-2015, 11:00 AM
when you spent 100$ for a lingerie and u go online and the member asks if you have the schoolgirl uniform today !

Marina Starr
09-30-2015, 01:14 PM
When you're abusive to men on and off cam but they love it!

chloemay
09-30-2015, 01:17 PM
YKYACG when playing with yourself on cam during your cycle is actually making sure whatever you are using to collect the menses is up there out of sight.

AlyssaJane
10-01-2015, 07:25 AM
I expect them to look creepy, when I actually get a good looking one, I'm legit shocked as hell and overly aroused.

So weird but I'm totally attracted to the majority of men I c2c with. Huge perk of the job. On the 1/10 occasion it's NOT somebody I find sexy it's super awkward because I'm a really bad liar pretending they are doing it for my. Lucky for me most of them do. Love my job. :)

SimoneGray
10-01-2015, 11:02 AM
YKYACGW you are more in tune with tech stuff than anyone else you know...and you can never really explain HOW or WHY

hyori
10-01-2015, 06:03 PM
YNYACW

http://i.imgur.com/81aQ12W.png

MissMoore
10-01-2015, 07:07 PM
YKYAGW your new place looks like Amazon had an explosion of home decor and furniture. lol Gotta love those gift cards.

Fancy pants customer scoffed that I was buying things off amazon so I made him realize his behavior was rude and snobby and he sent me a big ass gift card to Horchow.

You have zero tolerance for people who are rude when you are kind enough to speak to them... for free. lol

You know time really is money now.

If someone insults you don't care, you have 10 more guys who will tell you you're the shit and be paying while they compliment you.

Your local salvation army has THE sassiest clothes and shoes when you drop stuff off.

I love camming so much.

MissMoore
10-01-2015, 07:23 PM
YKYACGW You're moving, and the first thing You make sure to pack are your toys and lube. You take the box with you in your car on the way to the new place, just in case the movers lose it.:worried:
You have nightmares every night before the move, from nightmares that You forgot the box!


This!!!! I am horrified daily while I'm packing I will label in the wrong box and the mover will open the box up.... and a be greeted with a massive mountain of dicks in a box.lol Think I'm just going to buy a lock box and like you said glamour, put it in the trunk of my car.

MyRealNameIsWeird
10-02-2015, 02:13 AM
If someone insults you don't care, you have 10 more guys who will tell you you're the shit and be paying while they compliment you.

YKYACGW most insults you receive aren't the standard "bitch", "jealous", "skank" or "dumb", but based around your cost-looks ratio. :p

Sure, they'll let you know you're a "dumb skanky bitch", but not before telling you that you charge too much for a hairy/skinny/white/fat/ugly/bald/black/short girl.

MissMoore
10-04-2015, 06:58 AM
YKYACGW most insults you receive aren't the standard "bitch", "jealous", "skank" or "dumb", but based around your cost-looks ratio. :p

Sure, they'll let you know you're a "dumb skanky bitch", but not before telling you that you charge too much for a hairy/skinny/white/fat/ugly/bald/black/short girl.


I just tell those types to go argue with my numbers and stats. Whether they like it or not - numbers don't lie. Our looks score is determined by the time spent in paid chat or hourly average on cam sites. If I was sitting around in free chat twiddling my thumbs for hours on end, my prices wouldn't make sense and they would have a point. Don't they realize they just make themselves look like idiots when they say disparaging comments to a host who is clearly busy and in paid chats constantly? LOL Oh yes - We would trade all the time in paid chat and money for some dudes approval that gets us jack squat. lol I let them say whatever they want, I'm happier laughing all the way to the bank than being their ideal but having nothing to show for it.

You know you're a cam girl when the numbers and stats are determining factors for pricing not opinions. One mans ugly is another mans that bitch is beautiful I'm maxing out all my cards on her! lol