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hyori
10-04-2015, 09:29 AM
YKYACW you get 24 hours notice before the landlord is showing your place to new tenants and you panic because you realize you have to move so much equipment out of the bedroom. Fuck, where do I put all the sex toys and skyscraper stripper heels, thigh highs and slut dresses that are proudly on display? I only have 4 hours because I only saw the email now! Why didn't they call me?

Glamourmilf
10-04-2015, 03:43 PM
So weird but I'm totally attracted to the majority of men I c2c with. Huge perk of the job. On the 1/10 occasion it's NOT somebody I find sexy it's super awkward because I'm a really bad liar pretending they are doing it for my. Lucky for me most of them do. Love my job. :)

"Ditto". My custies are hot! Totally my type! Where are these guys irl? Ugh!

CanadianCamgirl
10-04-2015, 06:21 PM
"Ditto". My custies are hot! Totally my type! Where are these guys irl? Ugh!


Im usually not attracted to my customers but ive had 3 back to back total smoke show hotties so far omg this one guy is ripped and hes got a hot as fuck face and sent me a selfie of him and his dog while paying in exclusive *swoon*

BadBitch
10-05-2015, 08:25 PM
When you're out and a guy stares at you for longer than usual. You wonder if he recognizes you.

BadBitch
10-05-2015, 08:28 PM
When you wonder if your mailman wonders who is (cam name) living in your house since he delivers all of your Amazon gifts and he knows you live only with your man. Wondering if he will Google that name on the package.

Serena-Shields
10-05-2015, 10:42 PM
-When you replace normal words with dirty ones.

''These people need to stop coming for me!'' VS ''These people need to stop cumming on me!''- Right in front of my mom!

- When you need to double check your outfit to make sure you're not still wearing a crotch-less fishnet body stocking before you go get the mail-and when you have to answer the door quickly and stumble out with ten-story Pleaser boots.

- When your brother comes in and awkwardly asks ''That's lipstick, right?'' whenever he sees something that looks suspiciously ambiguous.

SimoneGray
10-05-2015, 11:21 PM
YKYACGW its just you and the housewives at the mall..all the time, because of the hours you keep.

pixiepower329
10-05-2015, 11:45 PM
YKYACGW--

You get the hiccups in your car and are mad because you have no way to record that shit.....

seicento
10-07-2015, 01:32 PM
ykyacg when your therapist wants to know what you did for fun lately and you ask if reading erotica counts.

AlyssaJane
10-10-2015, 11:24 AM
"Ditto". My custies are hot! Totally my type! Where are these guys irl? Ugh!

Ha! I ask myself this same question every single day. Hotties willing to drop serious $$ on me? Yes please.

SimoneGray
10-10-2015, 01:49 PM
YKYACGW you go to a tech expo and cannot stop perving over the beautiful beast PC's that some of these gamers have built. Oh my oh my. Better than porn even.

SweetLilyRaven
10-14-2015, 09:22 PM
YKYACG when you get all excited about post Halloween sales because you can stock up on all sorts of wigs and fake lashes and play makeup! Cannot wait!

SimoneGray
10-14-2015, 11:56 PM
YKYACGW your interior design is sometimes limited to the frame you have on cam. I.e, one part of your room looks REALLY NICE but its so small when viewed as a whole since that's all you need to make things look pretty.

Glamourmilf
10-15-2015, 12:30 AM
This!!!! I am horrified daily while I'm packing I will label in the wrong box and the mover will open the box up.... and a be greeted with a massive mountain of dicks in a box.lol Think I'm just going to buy a lock box and like you said glamour, put it in the trunk of my car.

Update..Thank God I kept my toys in My car, because my movers truck broke down on the freeway! ALL of my stuff was left there...on a flatbed with just a tarp covering it!
My jewelry, Everything! Dipshit had to have AAA give him a ride to get a uhaul, and even then he stopped at his place and had friends over...All the while My stuff was unsecured on his flatbed..douche!
But at least my precious toys we're safe with me..lol!

RamonaRamone
10-20-2015, 09:15 AM
YKYACGW you never used to read the "Terms & Conditions" on websites (or at best, you'd skim them) before clicking "Accept" and now you read EVERY SINGLE WORD, sometimes more than once, no matter what.

Glamourmilf
10-29-2015, 09:57 AM
YKYACGW you get super excited because you found an inexpensive brand of flushable baby wipes(and u don't have a baby).
And are overjoyed when your new HITACHI arrives in the mail!..work expense write off irs!!

SimoneGray
10-29-2015, 10:36 AM
YKYACGW you've ordered 3 pairs of Pleasers and not even felt bad about it...

Bootsie
10-29-2015, 10:56 AM
YKYACW you are known in the apartment building for going everywhere in a onesie with perfect hair and makeup. They think you're a bit weird...but you just didn't want to take off the thigh highs and schoolgirl outfit just to see if your cheque came in the mail.

kortneykay
10-29-2015, 11:07 AM
You start counting how many shows you'd have to do to get your next new pair of whatever, lol. Or, you're out with a local cam bb for lunch and you say "Oh, I'll do a 10 min cam show tonight and make that back." lol.

kortneykay
10-29-2015, 11:19 AM
YKYACGW... you're not "out" yet so you make it a rule for all of your friends and family to "call ahead" if they plan to come over. And all so you can hide your studio lights, hide your dildos, wipe off some of the slut make up, throw on something more presentable, and close out your work tabs on your laptop. We literally have a camgirl shut down drill on standby. Buzzfeed needs to make a YKYACGW video or something! That would be a great video, though controversial. Like, I can see cut scenes like someone asking a rental office how thick or thin the walls are. And double checking the blinds for each shift, and setting out your slut wear the night before, lol.


ETA: YKYACGW your local grocery or corner store knows you by two faces. Your cam face where you're extremely smoking hot, and your 'its my only day off and I don't GAF but I ran out of milk' face and you feel like "two face" girlfriend from that episode in Seinfeld.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30

jculp90
11-06-2015, 08:45 PM
When you see this headline and read it as Adele at the big black cock...43193

IvyAdams
11-06-2015, 09:41 PM
When you see this headline and read it as Adele at the big black cock...43193


43198

webcamcutie
11-06-2015, 10:10 PM
YKYACGW - You get dressed up to go online for a Friday night instead of going out with friends dancing or to the bar, and turn your phone off Friday afternoon so you won't be bothered!

RamonaRamone
11-08-2015, 08:28 AM
YKYACGW you've had nightmares in which your ranking suddenly dropped down to three stars. (Me, last night, panicking in my sleep.)

hyori
11-09-2015, 09:15 AM
YKYACW you see a guy buying size 12 high heels at the thrift shop and you know without a doubt that he is going to wear them. Then you think fondly of your cross dressing, CBT regulars...probably the best custies to have because they just like to dress up, show you their CBT gear and talk about their fetish!

SimoneGray
11-09-2015, 09:17 AM
YKYACGW its 6pm and you're still naked, but your last shift ended 2hrs ago. Clothes for who? Hehe. Also when you are so comfortable in your own body that you can do stuff like that.

CharlieTen
11-09-2015, 09:50 AM
When someone says 'You have beautiful eyes!' to you and you internally sigh because you heard that sentence 5 times today on free chat

CharlieTen
11-09-2015, 10:23 AM
So weird but I'm totally attracted to the majority of men I c2c with. Huge perk of the job. On the 1/10 occasion it's NOT somebody I find sexy it's super awkward because I'm a really bad liar pretending they are doing it for my. Lucky for me most of them do. Love my job. :)

I'm the opposite! I enjoy lying to customers that they're cute. Feels like it's part of the spiel for me, makes it more personal and girlfriend-experience-y. ! So when they really are very attractive I get kinda nervous and blushy. about 75% of my c2c customers aren't my type :P

SaraLaughs
11-11-2015, 09:34 AM
When you bring your sex toys in the shower with you so you can save time getting ready. :D

Seriously, I just had 3 dildos suction cupped to my shower wall and 2 butt plugs in the shower basket... It was a fairly amusing start to my morning.

AlexiaRoss
12-05-2015, 01:47 AM
When you are constantly tweaking your lighting. Sometimes I truly feel I spend more time messing around with my lights/purchasing lights & researching tips for the best lighting more than I actually cam.

LusterDust
12-05-2015, 02:54 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you haven't seen sunlight in 4 days and you've developed an intense aversion to interacting with other human beings on a face-to-face level.

LusterDust
12-05-2015, 03:01 AM
Also, YKYACW when your roommate congratulates you on wearing pants today.

SimoneGray
12-05-2015, 12:18 PM
YKYACGW a lot of your activity decisions are based on if you have to leave the house to do them or not.

Glamourmilf
12-05-2015, 12:45 PM
You know you're a cam girl when you haven't seen sunlight in 4 days and you've developed an intense aversion to interacting with other human beings on a face-to-face level.
Omg this is so me! Esp since i hung my blackout curtains in my cam room. I love being a hermit.

MsBellaSpanxx
12-05-2015, 08:23 PM
YKYACGW after barely eating all day you give into a PMS craving, order and inhale almost an entire pizza to yourself and then afterwards kick yourself for not filming the whole thing for a feeder fetish vid!!

SimoneGray
12-05-2015, 09:56 PM
^^ ALL the time...all the time.

Glamourmilf
12-05-2015, 11:39 PM
YKYACGW after barely eating all day you give into a PMS craving, order and inhale almost an entire pizza to yourself and then afterwards kick yourself for not filming the whole thing for a feeder fetish vid!!
Oh, shit! I DO always forget to film this.

hyori
02-03-2016, 10:44 AM
YKYACW you buy tins of Waterbridge chocolate fingers only because the container fits your Vixskin dildos perfectly.

Also, when you put pictures of Tom Hardy all over your computer screen so you can cover the C2C with him instead:

http://i.imgur.com/fwoOjTG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xgcMiam.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mToOvNM.jpg

SimoneGray
02-03-2016, 11:19 AM
^^ thanks for the tip on the Vixskin dildo's hahaha :D

SheRides
02-03-2016, 01:46 PM
When you see this headline and read it as Adele at the big black cock...

I have the same type o' problem every time an ATM is involved... :-s

thatgingercamgirl
02-03-2016, 02:45 PM
YKYACW Also, when you put pictures of Tom Hardy all over your computer screen so you can cover the C2C with him instead:

http://i.imgur.com/fwoOjTG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xgcMiam.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mToOvNM.jpg



Ohh I need this in my life! Do you print them out and stick them on, or is there an app for this I don't know about? I would love an app that automatically pops up Tom Hardy in that tiny-ass screen whenever someone decides they need to C2C! I probably wouldn't struggle so hard with my vanilla shows when I get them :) Four years into camming, that struggle is so real for me :)

SweetJulia
02-03-2016, 04:10 PM
You make-and print-a list of comeback lines to insults.

Susperia
02-03-2016, 04:46 PM
You get pissed when your vanilla job gives you extra hours cuz you know you'd be making more money at home camming.

hyori
02-03-2016, 07:40 PM
Ohh I need this in my life! Do you print them out and stick them on, or is there an app for this I don't know about? I would love an app that automatically pops up Tom Hardy in that tiny-ass screen whenever someone decides they need to C2C! I probably wouldn't struggle so hard with my vanilla shows when I get them :) Four years into camming, that struggle is so real for me :)

Yes, i have little ones for SM and other ones that I put just above my cam so that my pupils dilate when I give "eye contact" LOL. Oh the tricks of the trade.

SimoneGray
02-08-2016, 06:15 AM
YKYACGW your disdain of men and patriarchy comes out quite often, but your vanilla friends assume its there because you get hit on a lot, and never think of the real reasons why its there.

Glamourmilf
02-08-2016, 11:18 AM
YKYACGW your landlord blabs to his girlfriend that you cam, and then, ...wait for it.....SHE wants to cam too.
Fuck off bitch! You're curiosity is something im not falling for again. We both know you're not going to cam, because your over 60, and wealthy. So SIT DOWN!
You want me to hook u up? I charge $10,000 to give u all my secrets.

Magical_Hoohah
02-08-2016, 04:59 PM
YKYACGW you have a dream that you managed to grow a bunch of soft, lush armpit hair that matches your bush perfectly. You admire it and think how great it will look on cam. Then you wake up and are terribly disappointed that your real armpit hair is light and sparse, because even in your sleep, you know that nice armpit hair would be a fun selling point. *Sigh* If my armpit hair matched my bush, it would be damn sexy!

BadBitch
02-08-2016, 06:12 PM
When you can change the subject as fast as lightning when a friend's mom asks what you do for a living.

SimoneGray
02-08-2016, 09:29 PM
YKYACGW you do your makeup WAY too bright and think "oh dear I'll have to take it off" only to turn on your lighting and the encoder to see how you look and thinking "wow, that looks so tasteful and subtle". LOL

Glamourmilf
02-08-2016, 10:55 PM
YKYACGW You cancel your gym membership, because...camming is a workout in itself, so why waste money, when You can MAKE money exercising? Love it!