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Chellyinparadise
02-09-2016, 12:26 AM
YKYACGW You cancel your gym membership, because...camming is a workout in itself, so why waste money, when You can MAKE money exercising? Love it!
So true. I have heard people say "it isnt good for you to lay around all day" I just laugh and say hmmm where did these muscles i have come from because i dont go to the gym.. haha they dont have a clue how physical it really is..
Chellyinparadise
02-09-2016, 12:32 AM
YKYACGW you do your makeup WAY too bright and think "oh dear I'll have to take it off" only to turn on your lighting and the encoder to see how you look and thinking "wow, that looks so tasteful and subtle". LOL
Lol my lipstick looks so damn dark when i am wearing it off cam but when i am on cam it is perfect i had someone come by unannounced one time answered the door in my cam makeup and they just kind of stared .. then i thought hmm i wonder what they were thinking seeing my lips so damn bright red haha
Glamourmilf
02-09-2016, 12:46 AM
So true. I have heard people say "it isnt good for you to lay around all day" I just laugh and say hmmm where did these muscles i have come from because i dont go to the gym.. haha they dont have a clue how physical it really is..
It's soo true! I wake up and have a new achy body part and think. "How did I hurt THAT?" Then, it dawns on me...oh, yeah, I was arching my back, while balancing on one arm, twisting and looking back at the cam, ALL while faking an orgasm! lol!
Dorothea
02-09-2016, 07:09 AM
when you start looking for a coffee machine online to make starbucks coffee to avoid going out to get it so you can be online faster
Dorothea
02-09-2016, 07:12 AM
when you no longer put makeup or comb hair when you go out because is not worth getting glammed up and putting in the work unless you can get tokens
MyRealNameIsWeird
02-09-2016, 12:15 PM
YKYACGW you alternately hate and pity the men in your life. "Oh God, he's a classic freeloader type, probably the sort who asks for fetish items." "The way he's looking at his gf... she must be on her cycle and he's holding out, guy should just come see me for those blue balls..." "I know what you're looking at, pervert." "That poor old man probably doesn't get any, at his age probably doesn't know about camsites." "However much you spend on my vanilla work, you ain't seeing anything, buddy, move along." "Urgh, he's using his phone sex voice on me." "With how much he spends on that bitch and how little he says he gets, he may as well go direct and pay a nice camgirl."
BadBitch
02-10-2016, 03:02 AM
Lol my lipstick looks so damn dark when i am wearing it off cam but when i am on cam it is perfect i had someone come by unannounced one time answered the door in my cam makeup and they just kind of stared .. then i thought hmm i wonder what they were thinking seeing my lips so damn bright red haha
You have to see me when I open my door to grab the mail. I wear a big fuzzy robe and have a shit-ton of makeup on. I crack the door to see if anyone is outside. If it's clear, I open the door a little wider just to get my arm through to yank the mail in and slam the door shut. I don't want my neighbors seeing me in full makeup.
BadBitch
02-10-2016, 03:04 AM
You have to see me when I open my door to grab the mail. I wear a big fuzzy robe and have a shit-ton of makeup on. I crack the door to see if anyone is outside. If it's clear, I open the door a little wider just to get my arm through to yank the mail in and slam the door shut. I don't want my neighbors seeing me in full makeup.
I also worry that my postman will Google search my stage name because he's wondering who lives here with me and keeps getting Amazon packages.
KittenBabyx
02-10-2016, 04:05 PM
YKYACGW everyone just assumes that your BF takes care of all the bills because you stay at home all day. When you say things a little too "friendly" to your vanilla friends hahah. When you accidentally mention things that happened on cam or things you're planning for cam to your friends who don't know. When you accidentally leave packaging for sex toys and lingerie laying around because you forget that's not a "normal" thing and your roommates see hahaha.
SweetJulia
02-10-2016, 05:36 PM
When you physically restrain a plumber from entering your bathroom cuz you just remembered you're giving the dildos a bath.
LoraDoll
02-12-2016, 01:38 PM
when i see nearly ll my schoolmates got kids, and get fat, while i m looking better than ever.
when opening the gardobe and see, the jeans i bought a few yrs ago looks like it s new. :O
NikkiCAMGirl
02-12-2016, 03:31 PM
when you are out of your coconut oil supplies.... and you are still waiting for the other check to buy the new bottle... hahha :D
Susperia
02-12-2016, 06:28 PM
ynyacgw some average joe dude mentions he just got a job making $18 an hour and you secretly laugh inside because you make way more than that in one hour.
BadBitch
02-12-2016, 09:35 PM
when you are out of your coconut oil supplies.... and you are still waiting for the other check to buy the new bottle... hahha :D
OMG! I've become so obsessed with Coconut Oil hair products!!!!!
jackiebee
02-15-2016, 04:49 PM
YKYACGW you fall asleep face down without washing up at the end of the night and wake up looking like this:
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luvnrockets
02-15-2016, 08:02 PM
Speaking of the above discussion about working out, YKYACGW you realize you can (well, at least partially) write off workout gear (HELLO BUMPER PLATES) in order to do workout cam shows. I can't wait to save time AND money.
Chellyinparadise
02-15-2016, 10:17 PM
You have to see me when I open my door to grab the mail. I wear a big fuzzy robe and have a shit-ton of makeup on. I crack the door to see if anyone is outside. If it's clear, I open the door a little wider just to get my arm through to yank the mail in and slam the door shut. I don't want my neighbors seeing me in full makeup.
HAHA i could just picture this, you are so cool, you have a great personality and love your sense of humor. I try not to go out as well when im ready for cam when i work the day shift on occasion, i dont want to have to redo everything just to run out, i swear i have become a night runner to do errands if i can get away with it haha..
Chellyinparadise
02-15-2016, 10:18 PM
YKYACGW you fall asleep face down without washing up at the end of the night and wake up looking like this:
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HAHA this cracked me up can definately say ive done that and the eye makeup smeared across my face lol
Chellyinparadise
02-15-2016, 10:23 PM
YKYACGW you get up in the morning after a long shift open up the curtain and want to open the window to get some fresh air until the sun blinds you like youre a vampire and you say fuck this shit and draw the curtains back to say hell no, cant handle that right now.. sometimes hate being a night owl and working night shift. haha
Chellyinparadise
02-15-2016, 10:29 PM
YKYACGW you go to the grocery store when you need some things for work and all thats in your cart is stockings pantyhose batteries and a bottle of wine and the cashier and other people in line look at you like youre crazy with no food in cart.. HAHA true story the guy behind me says someones having a fun night and i thought oh if you only knew what they were for haha
Magical_Hoohah
02-15-2016, 10:57 PM
^^ This isn't related to camming, but I recently stopped at the pharmacy before a date. I grabbed gum, condoms, and a bottle of wine, and then approached the pharmacist to check out and pick up a new prescription for a sleeping med. The poor guy was new, and as he was bagging everything up, he looked at my purchases, looked up at me, and got an awkward look on his face. Then he said, "Um... please don't take these meds with the wine. They don't go together. And... um... yeah... have a good night?"
I'm pretty sure he was looking for a nice way to say, "You're obviously going on a date, and you told me you've never taken sleeping pills before. Just try not to accidentally ruffie yourself, for fuck's sake!"
audritwo
03-17-2016, 07:21 PM
YKYACG..
when your make up mirror is also used to make sure your pussy and asshole looks good before getting online.
Magical_Hoohah
03-17-2016, 07:27 PM
^^LOL! YKYACG if it even crosses your mind that your pussy and asshole might look better at certain times than they do at others.
SimoneGray
03-18-2016, 09:22 PM
YKYACGW you call someone IRL a freeloader for trying to hit on you...its a reflexive response now
emma383
03-19-2016, 12:09 PM
When you order merkins by the dozens for fetish shows..44480
hyori
04-11-2016, 04:47 PM
YKYACW you are eating dinner with your husband, talking about his day and sexting with a customer about his BBC piledriving into your woman flesh over and over again until you scream. You ask your husband to pass the pepper grinder while still finishing the sentence without a hitch.
strippie2much
04-11-2016, 05:22 PM
You know you are a cam girl when...You go outside in your underwear, to get the mail and run back in cause you are in the middle of a session..
gingerstcyr
04-11-2016, 06:37 PM
Thank GOD for Amazon Prime Now! I don't have to run to the store in cam makeup. 2 hours or less and they bring it to my door. Cam girls NEED Amazon Prime Now. Okay so the deliver guy looks at me like....I wonder if this is a cat house?
SweetJulia
04-11-2016, 07:30 PM
When you take a shower and get mad you didn't tape it for a clip site. When you smoke a cigarette and do the same thing. When you have more locks on your camming room than you do your actual home. When coconut oil, dildos, and bondage rope are tax write offs. Last but not least, when you do your hair and makeup on cam-NOT broadcasting, of course-to make sure they look awesome on there. Who gives a shit what you look like wearing it in the real world. When you take the six hours it takes self tanner to set to film and upload clips you know won't disrupt it. Last, but not least, when you reward yourself with retail therapy for every hour when you're on cam. Ten percent per hour or ten bucks an hour, whichever is bigger. When you sign up for daily pay-this is a stripper-escort-do me one-to fill your need for instant gratification.
LizzyMe
04-11-2016, 08:34 PM
When I was on vacation I accidentally introduced myself to a man with my camgirl name. Of course I just winked and smiled. Poor guy didn't know what to think!
Guessing what kinds of fetishes people have.
Thinking even normal things such as talking, eating, laughing, dancing, telling jokes, coughing, and the list goes on, can make me money, so why not make as much money as you can from everyday living.
SimoneGray
04-11-2016, 09:19 PM
YKYACKW you "hide all the evidence" everytime someone comes into your home. My housekeeper thinks I'm a freelance photographer because my big softboxes always hang out in the lounge when she comes around.
LoraDoll
04-12-2016, 12:06 AM
^ Sure. When someone asks, why i have huge softboxes in my room, i just tell them carelessly: "hmm, some kind of hobby". I have a machine actually, i like to make photos IN MY ROOM. (sounds legit, lol)
In these days anyway, i know i am a camgirl, when i walk on the streets and see people like they are aliens, or something unknown creatures. Especially guys. If i see one, i would like to walk to the other side. :<
jackiebee
04-12-2016, 12:58 AM
When you log off at 1 am and you're like "so do I eat a huge pasta dinner or go to bed?"
Glamourmilf
04-12-2016, 11:59 AM
When you log off at 1 am and you're like "so do I eat a huge pasta dinner or go to bed?"
I eat, and flim it. YKYACGW
I just sold a clip of me eating cupcakes, and drinking milk. #PerksOfBeingACamgirl
caramelcraze
04-12-2016, 12:21 PM
Ykyacgw you have a shitty day by your standards and start raging, then realize you're still making more per hour than your BFF with a masters degree... and yet you still manage to feel pissed off.
http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzEyL2E0L0hhZGVzLmE1OTNlLmdpZgpwCXRodW 1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/ee4a9d3e/0ef/Hades.gif
SimoneGray
04-13-2016, 01:08 AM
^^ that gif is everything.
YKYACGW your brain starts playing tricks on you when severely tired and you think you hear the premium and exclusive chimes IRL. Thought I heard them yesterday in a TV show, from a sound on the street, and in a song. I am severely tired, but still, its funny that that's what the brain does to you.
caramelcraze
04-13-2016, 03:16 AM
^^ that gif is everything.
YKYACGW your brain starts playing tricks on you when severely tired and you think you hear the premium and exclusive chimes IRL. Thought I heard them yesterday in a TV show, from a sound on the street, and in a song. I am severely tired, but still, its funny that that's what the brain does to you.
I was in a restaurant years ago and the dude in the booth behind me had a text tone that sounded the same as CB's 1000tk tip noise. I literally squealed out loud and clapped before realizing I had not received any money... and everyone thought I was nuts.
hyori
04-13-2016, 08:34 AM
I changed my Bonga tip noise to the same noise as the SuperMario coins. It's a weird feeling when I play anything Mario now.
donnajacks
04-14-2016, 07:20 PM
LMAO!!!! I was peeing tonight and I totally thought "i'm gonna regret this...)
anoncamgirl
04-14-2016, 08:48 PM
YKYACG when you need a box for all your sex outfits and toys. I really need to buy a lockable box for all my camming 'items'.
Cutie101
04-14-2016, 08:54 PM
YKYACGW your bf takes you out at a dinner with his new work mate and his girlfriend and you realise she is a camgirl, when you hear almost the same lies you used to say when you were in the beginings of the job :))
SimoneGray
04-15-2016, 01:20 AM
^^ YKYACGW you kinda wish this would happen to you too...I really want a camgirl friend close to me :)
GeezLouise
04-15-2016, 03:38 AM
You know when you're a camgirl when your best friend invites you for lingerie shopping, because she has thrown away all of her old panties and you're like
.....you just throw your old panties out?! You should have sold them.
Chellyinparadise
04-15-2016, 03:03 PM
ykyacgw... you do your laundry but make sure to do your work clothes first and do the rest of your clothes last since you think hell i dont go out much and dont plan to for a few days so need your work clothes more.. get to the other clothes later.. haha
Chellyinparadise
04-15-2016, 03:08 PM
ykyacgw... your entire master closet is full of everything related to things you need for work and is crammed to the max with no room for anything personal, and have to use dressers and other closets as your space to store your other clothes.. LOL
Glamourmilf
04-15-2016, 04:43 PM
ykyacgw... your entire master closet is full of everything related to things you need for work and is crammed to the max with no room for anything personal, and have to use dressers and other closets as your space to store your other clothes.. LOL
My world EXACTLY! Lol!
SimoneGray
04-15-2016, 10:03 PM
YKYACGW you realise that for the last two months you've basically spent your allotted clothing budget on underwear and camming tops. Because who needs actual clothes anyway?
jackiebee
04-16-2016, 01:50 AM
YKYACGW The only reason you have nail polish on for the first time in months is because the first hour of cam was slow.
tlulu
04-18-2016, 12:52 AM
YKYACGW you still think about how much you miss camming after you've gone vanilla for a bit over a year... Did it for the boyfriend. I MISS THE FUCKING MONEY. But I respect that he feels uncomfortable about me doing it while I'm with him. He doesn't judge me for it being in my past, so that's cool...
BUT I MISS THE MONEEEEEY!!!!!!
GeezLouise
04-18-2016, 03:41 AM
YKYACGW you have a whole part of your wardrobe dedicated to your cam outfits.