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SimoneGray
04-26-2016, 12:49 PM
YKYACGW when some salesman says "so, just how much is your time worth" and you have an exact answer. Down to the minute even. Poor dude was so shocked he forgot his whole pitch haha

Glamourmilf
04-26-2016, 10:25 PM
YKYACGW You can guess anyone's fetish just by hearing them talk for a few minutes. Or guess what it is by what part of my body their staring at.:O

hyori
04-27-2016, 06:15 AM
^^ Or when they neg like, "oh, I bet you are terrible at JOI with an 18 year old. Plus you look way to young to be a MILF, anyway." Then you get all ghetto and say, "Maybe you should take your Alabama, backwoods, inbred ass to the closest goat farm and find the love of your life there you less than one celled organism." Guys like that owe me money for being stupid in my presence without permission.

SimoneGray
04-27-2016, 06:39 AM
YKYACGW you can actually justify staying in pj's the whole day and eating pizza and relaxing...all things considered, this life is pretty cool

Glamourmilf
04-27-2016, 09:20 AM
^^ Or when they neg like, "oh, I bet you are terrible at JOI with an 18 year old. Plus you look way to young to be a MILF, anyway." Then you get all ghetto and say, "Maybe you should take your Alabama, backwoods, inbred ass to the closest goat farm and find the love of your life there you less than one celled organism." Guys like that owe me money for being stupid in my presence without permission.

Isn't that the truth! Great! I get those comments too.

thatgingercamgirl
04-27-2016, 01:06 PM
YKYACGW when after a couple of years your stomach turns every time some dude flops his dick out on camera, and you've learned to block the cam2cam window every time. This is going to work epically for me when some dude decides to flash me and I harness this power to puke all over his dick.

SimoneGray
04-27-2016, 03:05 PM
^^ on that note...

YKYACGW you're scared of IRL dicks...like, even if its a dude you like, you really really DON'T want to see it...mostly for fear that you won't be able to hide your facial expression/opinion with regards to what you think about it

LoraDoll
04-28-2016, 02:17 AM
^ for me it was the opposite. When i started i was scared to see them. Now i don t care. If they would show me a piece of bacon, i would be the same interested. Or no, i like bacon. Now i m wondering why they dont show bacon, instead of themselves. :snooty: Maybe it ll turn soon, and i ll be scared agan. It s so exciting. ::)

hyori
04-28-2016, 05:55 AM
YKYACW you watch video courses on Udemy and while the instructor innocently talks about storytelling and composition, you are thinking of how to light your hairy pussy.

pinklemonade0
04-28-2016, 06:05 AM
When you put make-up on your pussy and you briefly consider growing pubes and dying them pink for the novelty factor

SimoneGray
04-28-2016, 08:12 AM
YKYACGW you're watching a show like "Catfish" and you just kinda go....but how?? Don't people know how dangerous the internet is?

Glamourmilf
04-28-2016, 06:28 PM
When you put make-up on your pussy and you briefly consider growing pubes and dying them pink for the novelty factor

I think that would be so hot! I'm gonna let mine grow out and do that, so when I wear my pink wig on cam, my pubes match.

pinklemonade0
04-29-2016, 04:32 AM
Haha! Let me know how it goes! I also wondered about doing them in a heart shape, but after the accident I had I am NOT going anywhere near anything like that!

Mare
04-29-2016, 12:51 PM
This has probably been touched on in the last 97 pages somewhere, but I haven't looked at them all yet. BUT, ykyacg when you have a shit ton of running around to do, but you keep thinking of all the $ you're potentially missing out on. So you try to tell yourself you can get on for an hour from x to x, then you run out of steam and try to give yourself an excuse as to why it's ok to just not get on. I mean it IS my dog's birthday today!! Plus it's my anniversary coming up. And I have to meet the stupid property manager to give him the rent check since he can't get his shit together to give me a better way to get it to him.
Why do I feel so guilty taking time off?????

MyRealNameIsWeird
04-29-2016, 02:42 PM
^ for me it was the opposite. When i started i was scared to see them. Now i don t care. If they would show me a piece of bacon, i would be the same interested. Or no, i like bacon. Now i m wondering why they dont show bacon, instead of themselves. :snooty: Maybe it ll turn soon, and i ll be scared agan. It s so exciting. ::)

One guy once showed me his cats, named them and told me a bit about them.

Glamourmilf
04-29-2016, 05:59 PM
Haha! Let me know how it goes! I also wondered about doing them in a heart shape, but after the accident I had I am NOT going anywhere near anything like that!

I will indeed! I'm very excited about it! I get sooo bored with the same looks.

SimoneGray
05-01-2016, 03:33 PM
YKYACGW your ability to give a fuck about the small silly things in life is completely gone because you spend so much time dealing with your self, and holding shit down. I swear we are all warrior goddesses in some form or the other.

Glamourmilf
05-02-2016, 10:13 AM
This has probably been touched on in the last 97 pages somewhere, but I haven't looked at them all yet. BUT, ykyacg when you have a shit ton of running around to do, but you keep thinking of all the $ you're potentially missing out on. So you try to tell yourself you can get on for an hour from x to x, then you run out of steam and try to give yourself an excuse as to why it's ok to just not get on. I mean it IS my dog's birthday today!! Plus it's my anniversary coming up. And I have to meet the stupid property manager to give him the rent check since he can't get his shit together to give me a better way to get it to him.
Why do I feel so guilty taking time off?????

This! Or I get SUPER pissed if I'm meeting someone and they're late, because usually I've logged out of cam early to meet with them.
Time is money bitches! Lol!

LoraDoll
05-04-2016, 12:24 PM
when i start to eat in front of the computer like a pig, or picking my nose... than i got scared and check that i logged off before. :*

SimoneGray
05-08-2016, 03:55 PM
YKYACGW you're watching something like America's Next Top Model and think, wow, I'm kinda glad I'm a webcam model...more money and way less angst haha. Also way less pressure to look a certain way. I think I'd suffer if I was a real model.

hyori
05-09-2016, 07:51 AM
The fashion industry is a total misogynistic sham. It's run by gay men and hetero women who have a fucked up ideal of what makes a beautiful woman. I'm not putting down the shape of a typical fashion model, what I am saying is that the dogmatic idiocy of putting clothing on only one type of body is stupid. We're the consumers and we come in all shapes and sizes. What's even more ridiculous is that it's happening to men as well. I don't know about you but I see men of all shapes and sizes that look very fashionable. Why are these fashion designers so CONFORMIST when it comes to runway shows, ad campaigns and choosing body types? I don't fucking get it at all.

Glamourmilf
05-09-2016, 08:39 AM
The fashion industry is a total misogynistic sham. It's run by gay men and hetero women who have a fucked up ideal of what makes a beautiful woman. I'm not putting down the shape of a typical fashion model, what I am saying is that the dogmatic idiocy of putting clothing on only one type of body is stupid. We're the consumers and we come in all shapes and sizes. What's even more ridiculous is that it's happening to men as well. I don't know about you but I see men of all shapes and sizes that look very fashionable. Why are these fashion designers so CONFORMIST when it comes to runway shows, ad campaigns and choosing body types? I don't fucking get it at all.

This. Soo this! Thanks Hyori for bringing it up. I lived in L.A, which I unaffectionately call ,"Skinny Minny " land for over 30 yrs. Never have I seen anything like it, in regards to what the standard of beauty is.
Upon closer examination, most of the men running the show are gay! Not only in the modeling biz, but in most of the entertainment biz as well.
I always WAS that conforming skinny Minny because I modelled and stripped.
Once I stopped and put on weight, I became invisible. I might as well have put on a burka.
Truly empowering to be a cam model, and be admired and desired for my curvy body.

LizzyMe
05-10-2016, 03:29 PM
YKYACGW You Wish assholes IRL could be banned.

EdithOutlier
05-10-2016, 09:41 PM
You check SW more often than fb, and your real life friends start to worry because you're not posting there any more.

SimoneGray
05-10-2016, 10:46 PM
^^ Also when you prefer your internet cam friends to your IRL ones sometimes because they'll either never "get it" or you can't tell them what you do.

hyori
05-11-2016, 06:34 PM
YKYACW in free chat some guy tells you to fist your ass so you tell him nah, you'd rather like to see him fist his own asshole in private and that he better not take it out and have something pasty or you'll have to punish him for being a disgusting freak. Victory! All the other guys in chat are reeling from the gross hilarity. You know they won't mess with you after that!

SimoneGray
05-12-2016, 03:52 AM
YKYACGW having a conversation along the lines of "thank goodness he fucked his ass but didn't take it out and show me" is normal. Vanilla people would reel in disgust if they read some of my convos hahaha.

SimoneGray
05-19-2016, 07:09 PM
YKYACGW you rate the length of your pvt shows by how many songs they take up and how awesome that is e.g:

0-1 song = Meh

1-2 songs = Mmm better

2-3 songs = Yes, now we're talking, this is good, money will be decent.

3-5 songs = Woot! This is awesome and so is my money

6-7 songs = YASSSSSS omg yassssss moneyyyyy

LOL this is literally how I think about them now haha

Chellyinparadise
05-19-2016, 10:11 PM
I do that too with the songs listen to how many have passed while working haha

Magical_Hoohah
05-20-2016, 11:32 PM
YKYACGW you google "Is it safe to remove yogurt from a computer screen with baby wipes?" And then you feel sad that so much yogurt is on everything, and yet so little managed to shoot into your mouth. And then you just shrug and hope that yogurt does nice things to your skin.

caramelcraze
05-20-2016, 11:39 PM
YKYACGW you've purchased 2 pairs of jeans in the past year... but at least $1000 worth of lingerie and camming clothes.

hyori
05-21-2016, 07:40 AM
YKYACW a whale tips big in your room and since his name contains the name of a top model, you don't post his name because you don't want to cause a model war. #outofmyleague

Chellyinparadise
05-21-2016, 03:22 PM
YKYACW a whale tips big in your room and since his name contains the name of a top model, you don't post his name because you don't want to cause a model war. #outofmyleague

Haha thats awesome though that you got him to spend on you :)

Chellyinparadise
05-21-2016, 03:23 PM
YKYACGW you've purchased 2 pairs of jeans in the past year... but at least $1000 worth of lingerie and camming clothes.

LOL i know the feeling my master closet is full of work things because i have way more those kind of clothes than reg clothes... im bad haha

TheOutlier
05-21-2016, 03:56 PM
YKYACGW you've purchased 2 pairs of jeans in the past year... but at least $1000 worth of lingerie and camming clothes.

Most of my actual clothes are second hand or stuff I got by participating in events; yet I have all this fancy lingerie, fetish clothing, and underwear..yep yep..

ggminx
05-23-2016, 02:19 PM
when your hubs comes home to surprise you with....a brand new upgraded BCC950 webcam for work and you're super ridic excited about it...doing all the color balance, rearranging your cam space because you can't wait to stream with it

EdithOutlier
05-24-2016, 12:21 PM
You've spent hours browsing for new toys and realise that you may be developing an addiction when you're seriously considering dropping $200 on a Bad Dragon toy just because it's pretty and would look good in clips.

AlyssaJane
06-09-2016, 12:20 AM
YKYACGW you dream about other camgirls. Not in a naughty way, more like in a we are besties way. I have this recurring dream that Brangelina are my BFF's and we eat french toast on the veranda at their French chateau, and Angelina is getting pissy that I also hang out with Jennifer Aniston, and we go to lunch to catch up but Brad will be swinging by later, he's with the kids at the pool. Well, now I am having recurring dreams that I am besties with camgirls I admire. We go shopping for cam supplies together, we host house parties for our other camgirl besties and we go on road trips together. So freaking random!

Susperia
06-09-2016, 05:38 PM
YKYACGW When you start panicking because the summer slump has shown up and you pass up a night out with friends because you don't want to miss an opportunity to maybe make some good money on cam that night.

Glamourmilf
06-10-2016, 11:08 AM
YKYACGW You're visiting a 'vanilla' friend who doesn't know You cam. You blurt out that you need to stop at the dollar store to get Band-Aids, because you cut your nipple while shaving.
Oops!
She was appalled...I mean, really appalled that I would even shave the hairs around my nipples.:O
45146

DonaDiabla
06-10-2016, 11:18 AM
YKYACGW When you walk out your house with your cam/clip makeup on and people ask if you went to costume party. I mean I have so much glitter eyeshadow on that people stop in wonder about it.:D

jculp90
06-10-2016, 06:32 PM
ykyacgw you have your coconut oil sitting on the counter in hot water to melt, go outside to smoke a cigarette, come back in and see your dogs have knocked it off the counter and it is everywhere and they are licking it off the floor and your night is totally ruined. my gf does not understand why i wanted to cry! it was a brand new jar!! :(

EdithOutlier
06-11-2016, 01:43 PM
YKYACGW You're visiting a 'vanilla' friend who doesn't know You cam. You blurt out that you need to stop at the dollar store to get Band-Aids, because you cut your nipple while shaving.
Oops!
She was appalled...I mean, really appalled that I would even shave the hairs around my nipples.:O


Laser. If there's one area to get done, it's this one. You'd be surprised what a massive difference it makes to your routine and it's such a small area it's really cheap to get done.

SimoneGray
06-11-2016, 02:22 PM
YKYACGW people expect you to fuck every male service provider that comes to your house...internet technician, plumber, movers...the amount of requests for B/G vids with these people that I have gotten since people know I moved is staggering and gross.

LadyCoco
06-11-2016, 03:07 PM
YKYACGW you put on knee high socks cause you're cold and you think about filming yourself wearing the socks.

Glamourmilf
06-11-2016, 07:15 PM
Laser. If there's one area to get done, it's this one. You'd be surprised what a massive difference it makes to your routine and it's such a small area it's really cheap to get done.

Really? Thank you. I wonder if I can do my underarm hair as well.

heyho
06-11-2016, 09:12 PM
YKYACGW you feel a bowel movement coming on and think "$$$$$! :D"

I have a poop fetish reg. LOL

Semyonovna
06-18-2016, 11:42 AM
You know you're a cam girl when you chill with friends but actually you doing math in head $$$
Also I had a dream of top cam girl from the site I work on. In my bizarre dream she wanted to do a "little surgery" on my pussy to make her looks prettier, but I was like no, I won't be able to cam 2 or more weeks, I can't sacrifice my time lolololol

hyori
07-01-2016, 09:27 AM
YKYACW you just watched Dr. Pimple Popper on YouTube and you get a little mad that she is giving away good clip footage for free. She could bank on C4S. Then you see the hits on her channel and realize, nope, she makes more from YouTube.

You also realize that pimple popping vids make you instantly want to barf. Now you're thinking of enterprising on barf vids. Then, you think, I am so fucked up, I have the weirdest job, then shrug and acknowledge that I make more from doing this stuff then I ever have from anything else I've ever done so go me.

StellaPurr
07-01-2016, 10:40 AM
YKYACGW you're out in public smoking a cigarette and you wonder how many dudes are secretly horny looking at you because they have a smoking fetish