View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
crazybeautiful
06-18-2011, 02:45 PM
You encourage your boyfriend to go visit his friends for the weekend so you can log more hours on cam without feeling guilty about ignoring him...
That"MODEL"Chick
06-18-2011, 03:34 PM
When a friend text you how your child is doing and you reply "the BB is doing fine".
hidarlin
06-18-2011, 07:32 PM
You get pictures like this...
26878
26879
I think I know him ROFL
In keeping with the thread. . .
The site of the letters bb makes you want to punch somebody.
You can apply full makeup in five minutes or less.
You're super nice to people in real life because you get paid to be a bitch.
You go to a BDSM seminar at your local sex shop and the instructor and four of the students recognize you from your "work". Yeah it happened.
The UPS guy knows you because he visits you at least once a week.
You consider the resale value of all panties, socks, and shoes.
Your friends call you with all their weird sex problems and questions, because they figure you'll know what to do. They're right.
When you hear BBC your first thought is NOT British Broadcasting Corporation.
You have two toy boxes one for work and one for home. You get pissed if your S.O tries to use a work toy, because work toys are a deduction.
The phrase "Stop humiliating dicks so we can eat please." is not uncommon in your home.
crazybeautiful
06-22-2011, 07:51 AM
You get pictures like this...
26878
26879
OMG! The same guy sent me these pics hahahahaha. Complete with the
"Hi Evelyn, hru? u r very sexy!
id love a cam2cam with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
would u ever date/fuck a guy like me?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?"
oh our lives......::)
~Carmen~
06-22-2011, 09:08 AM
[quote=Ms.Lacey;2144268]You get pictures like this...
Yikes!}:D
Fridays
06-22-2011, 10:57 AM
When a friend text you how your child is doing and you reply "the BB is doing fine".
lol :D
U are deff a cam girl when u ask your SO if he wanna go private :D
LexiLuvsU
06-23-2011, 03:16 AM
When...
When you know every place in your entire zip code that is open 24 hours.
When you know every sexual acronym in the English Language. And most nonsexual ones too. lol
When you never took foreign language, but you can say "hello" in 10 different languages.
The only time you know what day of the week it is, is what day your paycheck comes in.
When you get smiled at and start to get approached by a guy while out, you wonder and and fear if he'll call you by your cam name.
When you you knew nothing about computers before camming, and now you probably know more than half the guys at geek squad.
When your friend gets a raise at work and is so happy to be making $13 an hour. And you're thinking in your head if you made that much in an hour you would be holy pissed.
When NO ONE is allowed to use your computer.
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Someone said this a few pages back, but it's so me it makes me laugh...
When you have a cam girl clean up routine. Company is coming over and you know where everything you use for camming is, where to hide it, and you do the double check walk through.
I've got that routine down to a science lol
LexiLuvsU
06-23-2011, 04:15 AM
When you get emails like this:
okay this is weird, but i would love to get you pregnant and i dont want to split after. ok so pisces is my favorite sign. we both in new jersey. we both good looking...maybe you more than me. i dont think youre single, but i am. i just found out the girl i was trying to get to move in with me and start a relationship with is involved with two other guys on saturday. i know we cant have a kid, but tell me maybe some idea when you are on this site...pisces is really my favorite sign and i slept with a pretty black girl once, others werent as pretty as you. i write poetry and songs as a hobby and they are good, so let me know if you want to read some. im thirty two i dont know how old you are, but i want to be a father, but i wouldnt know how to be one. keep in touch. my name is jared.
WTF
I am crying I'm laughing so hard. Thank you for sharing this. My day is MADE.
badcompany
06-24-2011, 03:13 PM
OMG! The same guy sent me these pics hahahahaha. Complete with the
"Hi Evelyn, hru? u r very sexy!
id love a cam2cam with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
would u ever date/fuck a guy like me?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?"
oh our lives......::)
OMG The same exact guy sent these to me too! I actually recognized him,ROFL. Sent me the same comments too. Pitiful.;D
radazgirl82
06-24-2011, 04:46 PM
OMG! The same guy sent me these pics hahahahaha. Complete with the
"Hi Evelyn, hru? u r very sexy!
id love a cam2cam with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
would u ever date/fuck a guy like me?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?"
oh our lives......::)
OMG I got the same email, these guys are so fuckin funny!! I got a 3rd picture which I have also attached for your viewing pleasure! LOL
Here is the email that I got...
Hi Chelsea, hru? its insane how hot u r!!!!
id love a cam2cam with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
would u ever date/fuck a guy like me?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?
PixieElli
06-24-2011, 10:02 PM
When you notice you have gotten paid to talk about nerf ,pokemon, magic the gathering,world of warcraft with the guys would would have been your buddies in hs, have a quiz off , and get off and never had to leave your house
IsobelWren
06-25-2011, 05:35 AM
When your man starts to pull out to come on you and you, in a slightly panic stricken sultry whisper say, "No baby! I want you to come inside me!" He gets ready to oblige, then stops and says, "Waaait a second...This is for that new auction site you were talking about, isn't it?! You're going to sell this, aren't you?!"
Arialandre
06-25-2011, 12:18 PM
Hahah!
~Carmen~
06-25-2011, 05:23 PM
That email looks familiar to me too. The pic, I'm not sure because they all look alike! oops..
PurpleSkye
06-26-2011, 09:06 AM
When you can go from dildo'ing yourself to up and dressed within 30 seconds lol
Vogue
06-26-2011, 09:57 AM
when i go to hairstylist and im thinking " will that look good on cam ?" same thinking when i buy shorts skirts tops dresses make up !
when i drink my coffee with my friends on yahoo videocall
when i get paid ( dollar euro conversion is drive me insane )
when im mood less or mad one day long because i had a fight with some costumer service
every time i have to explain why i got no free time in weekends
every time someone wanna surprise me by coming over ( and im dressed casual : latex boots and black lipstick lol or sport: lingerie stockings so on )
every time when i have to change my equipment or im on neverending calls with my internet provider ( i need more upload no download dude and no dude is not fine if you fix the problem monday i need it fixed now )
every time i realize i have seen more cocks than faces :O
Vogue
06-26-2011, 10:14 AM
when i get emails like that :
"How is your going?Can I be your sweet holiday treat?I promise to melt in your arms, mouth and hands.Whatever gets your jucies and blood going.I am mixed Latin, French and other guy.Would you like to give this exotic/erotic a try?I`m 8.5 by 6 " I am mixed Latin, French and other guy LOL;D
"Hi derlin, you look thin. I love you " :-X
"add me in my messenger babe m.ph " how can i explain i cant add you in your messenger ?:-\
"I am 30yrs old single never married without kids but been hurt badly in the past by my ex girlfriend,he is a cheater and deceiver so i call it off with him. i was born and raised in lake city,Florida I am a speci " what is a speci ?why his ex gf is a he ? ::)::)
Fridays
06-26-2011, 01:53 PM
when your room;s door is ALWAYS closed!
when you wonder if EVERY single man u see or talk to has seen u naked and then u think he probably has.. and then u wanna ask him if the show was good lol
MissEgo
06-26-2011, 06:55 PM
When you used to ask your boyfriend or your girl friends "Should I cut my hair short?" or "Should I dye my hair red?" Now you announce your question on Twitter so you can get the opinion of your customers.
Ms.Lacey
06-26-2011, 08:26 PM
Someone tells you they will "Fuck the dog shit outta you" and you take it as a compliment
SSxxx
06-26-2011, 09:17 PM
You get pictures like this...
26878
26879
OMG, I got those same pics, lol.
IsobelWren
06-27-2011, 02:37 PM
...you see this, get excited and buy up as many panties as possible because if you sell them you could make SO MUCH profit on just a dollar investment!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/IMG_0701.jpg
LexiLuvsU
07-02-2011, 12:40 AM
When you have a Fake Name. Fake State of residence & Fake phone number...because of your lovely "devoted fans"
When most people see a restraining order in the making after reading this, you see lots of dollar signs in your future...
to my #1 Fantasy,
hey its always my pleasure spending time with u anyway i
can. wish could spend more time with u...hard to b up late
and work & stuff. but i am not giving up on meeting u.
i think it our destiny & fate meant it to be.
your true devoted fan, Jimmy
to make my point better, he very closely resembles Richard Kiel
http://richardkiel.com/rkcolor.jpg
MzStar
07-02-2011, 01:11 AM
You get pictures like this...
26878
26879
OMG ! I know that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoyKili
07-21-2011, 01:11 AM
Reviving this! I remember reading this when I first stumbled on to this site! Oh what memories...
Arialandre
07-21-2011, 01:23 AM
Lol I love how u don't just use the generic *bump*
KoyKili
07-21-2011, 01:52 AM
Lol I knew there was another word for it! I just couldn't think of what it was! Lol *bump* *bump* *bump*
AF camgirl
07-21-2011, 03:17 AM
Wow, I had no idea you could buy panties this cheap. I'm going to have to run to Wal-Mart. Where do you sell your panties?
Looks like those are at walgreens.
Aria- bump was my smh. I always womdered "wth do they mean when they post 'bump'?"
Keeping with the topic:
When you wonder if the girl living in your apartment, who also has strange hours, could be a cam girl too?!
While looking at houses/apartments you are sizing up the "cam room" and its size/setup could make or break a deal.
When youre rushing to the back to school sales to get cheap posters and markers and sticky note that will come in handy for shows
When you have a separate cam journal and each day is full stats, ideas, names, reminders, and notes
When you go out with your cam face on and no one recgonized you, and you think... its working!
When you stress about the only clean sheets not matching the comforter... it will look so cheap on cam!
When you SO knows you regulars by name from all your stories.
Fridays
07-21-2011, 06:21 AM
U r deff. a camgirl when u read StripperWeb for 3 hours a day!
crazybeautiful
07-21-2011, 04:43 PM
When you have been on for 4 hours log off and log back on to check earnings and you have 6 messages from random guys.
When you refresh the recent earnings page after every private and every party chat so you know pretending to love watching that guys cock on cam was worth it.
When you make goals in your head like, I can only go rent a movie if I make $100 first, etc.
I received this message today, and as you can see by my response, was not having any of it (had been on for to long and was way to cranky).
> http://registration.livejasmin.com/index.php?refererid=s_jakelong
> im not sure if you are on this site. But it works well for backup in case one of them is slower then the other. Some days I make more on this one. This one is the same per minute charge. It would not hurt to have more guys that have not seen you be able to enjoy you. Plus you can sell the videos on this site.
My response:
Yes I would love to sign up under your affiliate link so you get more money. NOT! I'll stick with SM thanks.
punker barbie
07-21-2011, 05:25 PM
Your friends call you with all their weird sex problems and questions, because they figure you'll know what to do. They're right.
Sooooooooooooo true!
PixieElli
07-21-2011, 06:42 PM
When your master asks you to take off your clothes and you almost let out a "maybe if you tip me"
blkschoolgirl
07-22-2011, 06:33 PM
I thought of this thread last night. I was planning to go on cam, but I still needed to shave. I told my bf, 'when you're done with whatever you're doing, I need you to help me shave my butt.'
SexySadie120
07-22-2011, 09:03 PM
I thought of this thread last night. I was planning to go on cam, but I still needed to shave. I told my bf, 'when you're done with whatever you're doing, I need you to help me shave my butt.'
i make my bf inspect my bum/pussy for razor burn spots. then i make him put concealer on it :D
(p.s i can't wait until i can wax, screw razor burn)
Arialandre
07-22-2011, 09:15 PM
When you think it's a good idea to troll yahoo chat rooms to find more custies, before you realize that would be way too damn much like sitting in free chat. And you HATE free chat.
crazybeautiful
07-23-2011, 10:06 AM
When you rarely leave your apartment/home/room. I am becoming a hermit and I do not hate it 8)
SybilVain
07-23-2011, 10:18 AM
...when after a particularly steamy time with hubby, he takes your blindfold off and the first thing you do is glance over to the camera, sort of hoping he got it all on tape so you can make some extra cash. He so noticed that :P
DMaribella
07-23-2011, 01:28 PM
.... you do a hell of a lot of laundry, make use of a lot of mesh lingerie bags, and oil stains is one of your biggest issues.
LaceyCummings
08-20-2011, 04:21 PM
"When you used to be a super horny superflirt and send naughty pictures to your guy friends just to see what they'd say... now Hell would have to freeze over before you send out pics like that without getting paid first!"
Haha, soo true, this just happened to me this morning! This very hot guy I know was trying to initiate phone sex, or at least some dirty texting, and all I could think was what a freeloader he is! LOL. I never looked at it that way until I started camming.
You know what I find funny is that now I'm starting to see my pre-camming and dancing days of just being horny as a sort of training that makes me better at my job now. All that practice made it easier to transition into being a pro. Haha.
Also, I just called one of my friends "BB" :)
great post!
How about when you find yourself googling and watching porn for fetishes you never even heard of before, just to know what guys are wanting from you. JOI threw me for a loop, I'm still kinda at a loss for how to oblige them. :O
sammii
08-27-2011, 12:46 AM
"When you used to be a super horny superflirt and send naughty pictures to your guy friends just to see what they'd say... now Hell would have to freeze over before you send out pics like that without getting paid first!"
Haha. Good one.
ElianaIsis
08-27-2011, 07:35 PM
I'm new on here, but the line that keeps running through my head is from GoodFellas, where Ray Liotta makes up a bunch of excuses for being broke and the response is the same, I don't care..."F*** You, Pay Me!"
Haha, oh you want to see tits BB? F*** You, Pay Me!
Of course a little sweeter, but it runs through my mind for sure!
cherryfay
08-28-2011, 04:56 AM
When you refresh the recent earnings page after every private and every party chat so you know pretending to love watching that guys cock on cam was worth it.
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I so do this.
SugarWalls
08-29-2011, 05:51 AM
When your man asks you “how many tokens does it takes to make an appointment to get you all to myself for a night”
ShadySailor
09-08-2011, 09:15 PM
My friend (she doesn't know about my camming) jokingly put this as her facebook status:
"I wish I had a sugar daddy who had a buying me shoes fetish and I wouldn't have to do anything for him."
I started writing this long ass comment in response about where to find foot fetish guys, how it could be done, etc....and then I realized WOAH, THIS ISN'T STRIPPERWEB!
Brilynne
09-08-2011, 10:06 PM
^ I accidentally posted a status on my personal facebook meant for my camgirl twitter. Thankfully it wasn't anything bad, just weird to anyone who outside "the know" (it was a vaguely worded shoutout to my MFC god and how he needs to hurry back as he's out of the country right now. The boy literally paid my rent, and I'm dying to have him back around). At least no one commented on it, but it was up for a good day or so before I saw it and promptly removed it.
DMaribella
09-18-2011, 04:17 PM
When you spend the morning blow drying your bed, despite the waterproof cover. :-\
Lusty Laken
09-18-2011, 04:58 PM
When you find yourself buying soundproofing materials because you're tired of your neighbors scream-moaning through the wall every time you have a private.
Oh how true!!!!!!!!
Madelynn
09-18-2011, 05:56 PM
When you cut the labels off of ever pair of panties you have because you don't think it's very sexy when the white label pops up as you sexily roll the panties down your ass.
P.S you cut them off shirts too, or anything used to tease/flash
ukruth
09-19-2011, 03:08 AM
;D lol this thread is brilliant.....
and
you use your fake high pitched over excited girly voice in public
a whole page of delousional sexual ramblings doesnt freak you out
you stop buying underwear for comfort and instead buy it for its sluttyness
and you get other camgirls homour :D
SugarWalls
09-20-2011, 12:45 PM
When you’re filling out your child school forms and accidentally putting your alias name that you use on cam.