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jculp90
07-25-2016, 04:40 PM
When you take an adorable picture of a puppy you are watching for a friend and about send them the photo...right before you hit send you see your dildo in the background on the table...I can't even crop the stupid thing out :(
nattyfetish
07-26-2016, 04:37 AM
When u know the diffrence between latex and pvc. A fetish cam girl/ fetish lady at least. I saw an add of a lady selling a "latex corest". It was pvc, i really wnated to tell her to modify the add lol.
LoraDoll
07-26-2016, 09:59 AM
I can do good makeup for cam, but when i wanna go out, i have no idea what to do with my face. :O
emma383
07-26-2016, 10:19 AM
When you just literally pissed your money down the drain, because you couldn't hold it in any longer!
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caramelcraze
07-26-2016, 01:15 PM
Ykyacgw you hear BBC and "British broadcasting company" is the last thing that comes to mind.
hyori
07-26-2016, 02:32 PM
YKYACW flirting is a reflex and the public service men you deal with on a daily basis all love you for the wrong reasons.
Susperia
07-26-2016, 03:39 PM
ykyacgw you are obsessed with make up and finding out what shade looks best and find yourself invading sephora almost every week because now you've developed a make up addiction
SimoneGray
07-26-2016, 03:54 PM
YKYACGW you have come face to face with the vilest parts of humanity...stared them in the face and robbed them of all the money they have.
Genoveve
07-26-2016, 07:10 PM
When you are so fucking sick and tired of being told you're beautiful/hot/sexy that you could scream(mainly because unending compliments usually = freeloaders).
Genoveve
08-16-2016, 04:18 PM
YKYAC when you're on the Victoria's Secret website looking for the bra that your cross-dressing customer had on earlier because it was cute as fuck. It's not there either so I think he lied to me about where he got it because he didn't want me to jack his style.
takiaya
08-16-2016, 05:25 PM
YKYACW you leave work depressed because you only made $16 an hour.
YKYACW you call your bank 3 times a day after you made good money at work the day before.
YKYACW when someone offers you $20 for 10 minutes of your time and you block them from ever contacting you again.
YKYACW pizza and weed are required to go to work some days.
YKYACW you cry about missing work because you just lost $100 because you weren't at work 1 hour sooner.
YKYACW a guy is depressed you don't have a penis but cums into his step moms panties anyway while you tell him to suck your cock xD
YKYACW when your partner gets irritated you want to film your sex, but when you met him years ago he filmed it on his phone for fun (how I wish he still had that footage xD)
Teddy_Bear
08-16-2016, 06:43 PM
YKYAACGW You get excited every day you check your emails for that Paxum email because it means $ are on their way! I'm starting to drive my partner mad running through the house shouting "I got my money!" haha I'm such a money hungry bitch sometimes.
That's nothing compared to when I look at Tsani's life-changing spreadsheet I found on here though and see how fast those dollars are accumulating, must remember to get around to thanking her. If you ever read this thank you Tsani!
LizzyMe
08-16-2016, 07:03 PM
YKYAACGW you want a bigger sized home because you are running out of space for all your sexy lingerie, shoes and clothes, costumes, props, toys and all camming equipment!!
hyori
08-17-2016, 09:49 AM
YKYACW you realize you can ask men for the moon when you give them really good orgasms. That's it. They are so simple.
Glamourmilf
08-18-2016, 03:45 PM
YKYACGW you meet someone, and you're so paranoid that they have seen you on cam. This old dude I met, accidentally forgot my name, and asked if it was...( insert my cam name).
My name is not really that similar to my cam name.
Dirty old man! Watching me on cam! Oops!
Stevie710
08-21-2016, 05:08 PM
YKYACGW it's nothing for you to browse through sex toys on amazon or whatever website and say OOOO I want that, i want it, I can has.
hyori
08-29-2016, 07:43 AM
YKYACW you buy a new, expensive toilet seat that won't leave rings on your buttcheeks. You have no qualms about testing it out at Home Depot either.
kortneykay
08-29-2016, 12:08 PM
I probably have said variations of these over the years but for me, it never changes.
Having to have a moment's notice before anyone comes over- yet you can pretty much go anywhere at the drop of a hat.
Having a checklist of what to hide in your home from visitors, family, and friends. Dildos? Check. Professional lighting kit? Check. Yeah, your mom knows you're into photography but having to explain why it's out and surrounding your chaise lounge (and color scheme backdrop) doesn't sound like a comfortable conversation. Don't even let me get on the 365 Christmas lights. No, she won't get that.
YKYACW you're so bothered that the only backdrop you have in your house is in your cam room and you're considering putting another one next door just to throw people off, lol.
E.S. Camgirl, Ph.D.
08-29-2016, 05:32 PM
YKYACGW you're sitting at the table with your boyfriend, talking about where to get dinner while you go through your fetish notes, and you blurt out, "oh, I'm gonna need a dildo with balls on it for that one!"
LaceyCummings
08-30-2016, 08:47 AM
Ooh what kind is it? Please do tell!
YKYACW you buy a new, expensive toilet seat that won't leave rings on your buttcheeks. You have no qualms about testing it out at Home Depot either.
hyori
08-30-2016, 06:15 PM
Ooh what kind is it? Please do tell!
It is the Kohler Nightlight Toilet Seat. I actually don't need the nightlight but it was only $10 more than the one without.
http://i.imgur.com/s1189K7.jpg
How do you pick a toilet seat that won't leave marks? Look for one that is raised a bit on the outer circumference with very rounded, smooth edges. The inner circumference should slope down away from your butt cheeks. Elongated seats are best but that is dictated by your toilet. Most people have round.
Commercial seats are good too but you have to order them in large quantities. If people knew the price of commercial grade toilet seats they would get stolen all the time.
Missmaddi
08-30-2016, 06:56 PM
When you get a notification for window cleaning in your apartment complex and die of embarassment because you left an array of dildos at the balcony window for all the cleaners to see.....
LaceyCummings
09-01-2016, 05:08 AM
Thank you for sharing the info!
It is the Kohler Nightlight Toilet Seat. I actually don't need the nightlight but it was only $10 more than the one without.
http://i.imgur.com/s1189K7.jpg
How do you pick a toilet seat that won't leave marks? Look for one that is raised a bit on the outer circumference with very rounded, smooth edges. The inner circumference should slope down away from your butt cheeks. Elongated seats are best but that is dictated by your toilet. Most people have round.
Commercial seats are good too but you have to order them in large quantities. If people knew the price of commercial grade toilet seats they would get stolen all the time.
SexxiLexxi
09-01-2016, 11:39 AM
YKYACG when this is how you feel....
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anonymous camgirl
09-01-2016, 11:48 AM
You know you are a camgirl when CBT means cock/ball torture .. when it REALLY means cognitive behavioral therapy.. I chuckle so hard everytime someone mentions it..
anonymous camgirl
09-01-2016, 11:49 AM
Yesterday I said I SURVIVED THE OLYMPICS to tell the tale.. and for a really shitty month I still did pretty good!.. not what I wanted.. but it was more than enough to pay the bills and save a bit.
YKYACG when this is how you feel....
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Genoveve
09-01-2016, 12:57 PM
You know you are a camgirl when CBT means cock/ball torture .. when it REALLY means cognitive behavioral therapy.. I chuckle so hard everytime someone mentions it..
I laugh whenever I see 'SPH' in a license plate.
SexxiLexxi
09-01-2016, 04:30 PM
I laugh whenever I see 'SPH' in a license plate.
HAHAHAHA and to think that I was the only one who did that!!
chloemay
09-07-2016, 12:33 PM
YKYACG when your very lifelike (except for being bright purple) dildo has a black stocking expertly tied and wrapped around the balls and base of its shaft.
sweetandnaughty
09-07-2016, 02:01 PM
YKYAKG when you are at a networking event for my wedding video business and someone asks me "What do I do?" I have to always take a 2 second pause and remember to not blurt out...I'm a web cam model. I also have a small PT vanilla job and a growing video/multimedia business. The lady at the wedding networking event wondered at my pause after I said I'm a wedding videographer and ended in my mind...I also do a lot of fetish custom videos too...lol.
kortneykay
09-07-2016, 04:36 PM
YKYACW on your day off or non-cam days you have to alert your indy skype list to fuck off and that you're not doing shows today. I swear they assume that we're sex bots.
No anal milk squirtz bb. My bootyhole can't take ittttttttt 4 days in a roowwww :D Nah, I just don't feel like being fucked with today and bussin' it open wide on cam. Gotta problem? It can wait until tomorrow. Cambbs need breaks, too. :O
Reminds me of that episode on Humans when the client demands the robot to service him.
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Glamourmilf
09-07-2016, 07:38 PM
YKYACG when...you meet a guy in the supermarket, you hit it off, and he asks you to a BBQ he's having.
Sure, when? And what's the occasion?
He tells me it will be during the Football game that's coming up.>:(
NOOO BB! NOOO! I HATE Sports! All they are good for is fucking up my cam money!
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evaeva
09-08-2016, 03:02 PM
YKYACG when you get invited to go swimming with some friends and can't because you have bruises covering your ass from a spankathon, some more on your boobs, a bruise on your back from slipping while trying to do a sexy shower show (fml) and you don't want to answer any questions about any of it!
Oh and on top of that your pussy feels like it got fucked with a flaming baseball bat and all you wanna do is stay home, lay in bed, and be as unsexy as possible
CreativeName
09-08-2016, 04:17 PM
fuck just go in the water in a tanktop and shorts who cares if they look at u weird tell them to go f themselves and that you're a strong damn woman and do what the fuck you want!
But then I just personally don't give a flying fuck unless it affects my money and most people aren't like me haha.
Speaking of bikinis does anybody else notice they make the tops too big and the bottoms too small? Like if I buy a set I'm always too flatchested to fill out the top, but then most of my ass hangs out of the bottoms LOL I don't know what kind of retard makes these they ought to get fired.
evaeva
09-08-2016, 05:55 PM
fuck just go in the water in a tanktop and shorts who cares if they look at u weird tell them to go f themselves and that you're a strong damn woman and do what the fuck you want!
But then I just personally don't give a flying fuck unless it affects my money and most people aren't like me haha.
Speaking of bikinis does anybody else notice they make the tops too big and the bottoms too small? Like if I buy a set I'm always too flatchested to fill out the top, but then most of my ass hangs out of the bottoms LOL I don't know what kind of retard makes these they ought to get fired.
If it had been with friends then I probably would have just said fuck it and went if I hadn't been absolutely exhausted but it was a family thing and even though I have a pretty open minded family I wasn't really ready to show off my battlescars :P
hyori
09-08-2016, 09:25 PM
YKYACW you see petty drama being dragged out against you way after the expiry date but you just #yawn.
pinklemonade0
09-09-2016, 06:33 AM
I can't believe there's a toilet seat with a light in it. Hehe.
hyori
09-09-2016, 07:28 AM
^^ There are ones in Japan that have UV lights that sterilize.
A Princess needs her throne, hehe.
pinklemonade0
09-09-2016, 07:30 AM
I want one! The showerheads with LED lights in them with different colours look good too.
Genoveve
09-09-2016, 01:44 PM
Speaking of fun toilet seats, I have this one:
https://www.amazon.com/Glow-Dark-Neon-Toilet-Round/dp/B00IU1RETG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1473453834&sr=8-2&keywords=glow+toilet+seat
I just thought it looked cool lol.
Stevie710
09-09-2016, 11:37 PM
YKYCGW: This video reminds you of when you're kicking out/banning freeloaders lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCZceDUx4bQ
nelli
09-10-2016, 11:48 AM
You get pissed when your vanilla job gives you extra hours cuz you know you'd be making more money at home camming.
Omg this..... This is me all this month....
nelli
09-10-2016, 12:59 PM
You get pissed when your vanilla job gives you extra hours cuz you know you'd be making more money at home camming.
Omg this..... This is me all this month....
DahliaDream
09-12-2016, 08:49 AM
When you go normal clothes shopping and subconsciously start piecing together sexy outfits for your cam show. ;D
Anna_X
09-12-2016, 11:13 AM
When you're shopping for things and think : Oh that's only ten minutes in private, I'll have that - rather than seeing the actual price of things :/
(happened when I was a rookie, I've grown out of it.... mostly, now)
platinumpuzzy
09-12-2016, 12:16 PM
When you have your 2 Macbooks set up to your tv, 2 webcams a tripod a light at the end of your bed. ~ And you refuse to let your bf watch TV on the TV because you have your cams on there!!
platinumpuzzy
09-12-2016, 12:17 PM
When you're shopping for things and think : Oh that's only ten minutes in private, I'll have that - rather than seeing the actual price of things :/
(happened when I was a rookie, I've grown out of it.... mostly, now)
OMG... I still do this!
Anna_X
09-12-2016, 12:26 PM
I've just taken a peek at your website, it's bloody brilliant! I wanted to do a 24/7 camhouse when I was still a rookie but never had the knowledge to set it up. Brilliant stuff! x
platinumpuzzy
09-12-2016, 12:33 PM
I've just taken a peek at your website, it's bloody brilliant! I wanted to do a 24/7 camhouse when I was still a rookie but never had the knowledge to set it up. Brilliant stuff! x
Thank you! It was many years in the making, still under development as technology changes and evolves and is VERY expensive but SO worth it!! I love it! And you are always invited to come visit!!
Glamourmilf
09-12-2016, 12:45 PM
You know you are a camgirl when CBT means cock/ball torture .. when it REALLY means cognitive behavioral therapy.. I chuckle so hard everytime someone mentions it..
Same with BBC. British Broadcast System